>>2886856
All the candidate countries had issues. England's weather and not really being a "Euro" location, Spain's economy being a bit less secure and fewer locals likely to prop it up, the French.

The prospect of either Universal or Disney being a short car journey from Dagenham was funny but they both saw in advance that the location was going to be greater-crested-newted. British theme parks can only ever be on the grounds of stately homes or quarries/clay pits.

Here is a fun discussion
>Disney has still not recouped $4.2bn of its investment in Disneyland Paris after more than 30 years
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2026/jun/04/disney-paris-theme-park-deficit

>>2886889
It was making losses for 20 years and it pumped in $2b to fix the mess left by the investors. Of course it won't have paid for itself yet.

Seems to be printing money now though, imagine they'll announce a new hotel at D23

its knoebles or kill yourself

are the cedar point lighthouse point cottages as rotten and decrepit as hotel breakers?

>>2886863
What’s wrong with the French?

>>2886912
They have autism.

>>2886833
Just learned about sticky vicky. What the fuck.

>>2886928
You don't go to war with someone for 100 years solid without good reason.

>>2886928
Not him but I imagine their proclivity to protests and general european poverty is a problem. The amount of discretionary spending the average family in Europe has is mindboggling for Americans.
t. went to university in Europe

Why is Disney jewing me out of my boulder

Threadly list of Disney/Universal announcements and dates for your convenience:
Not a lot of stuff happening right now. Probably no real announcements until D23.
Florida:
>Both Disney water parks open for the summer
>WDW Cheaper "After 2 PM" tix this summer
>Monsters Inc. at Studios opens 2027?
>'Tropical Americas' replaces dinos 2027
>Front Tire Land circa 2028
>Liberty Belle Steamship intact as of late May 2026 https://wdwnt.com/2026/05/fourth-magic-kingdom-ferryboat-now-under-construction-at-disney-world
>Carousel of Progress: Life of a Boomer edition starring Walt Disney remodel begins July 6, opening 2027
>Rock N' Rollercoaster Muppets OPEN NOW
>Volcano Bay closed Oct 26, 2026 thru Mar 24, 2027
>Lost Continent demolition underway
>Replacement for Poseidon's Fury to be built by Intamin
>Jurassic Park River Adventure closed thru Nov 19 2026
>F&F coaster opens 2027
>Level 99 at Disney Springs this summer
>$375 meals at Victoria and Albert's
>Horror Make-Up show closed for major refurb, re-opening late 2026

California:
>Fast and Furious coaster still set for "Summer 2026"
>Mike & Sully closes 2027, becoming Avatar ride?
>Buzz Lightyear closed until at least July 16, presumably less significant overhaul than Florida?

Both:
Independence Day 250 Fireworks shows at Disneyland, Magic Kingdom, July 3, 4, & 5
EPCOT July 4 only
Faggot photo ops all June

Other:
Universal Kids Resort opens July 1 in Dallas, TX

Europe:
>Lion King Splash Mountain water ride at Paris Studio park, late 2027 at the earliest
>New scenes in Rivers of the Far West in 2026
>Universal UK set for 2031

Asia:
>Multi-launch Spider-man coaster at Shanghai DL
>Spider-Man Drop Tower at Hong Kong DL, Doc Ock
>Wreck-It-Ralph omnirover shooter replaces Buzz Lightyear in Tokyo by April 2027
>Tokyo Disneyland Space Mountain currently closed until 2027 for ground-up rebuild (façade complete now!)
>Tokyo maybe razing Adventureland 2026 or later?
>DisneySea Aquatopia closing 5ever Sept 14
Did I miss anything?

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How many?

>>2886949
>Did I miss anything?
News an updates from parks that aren't Disney and Universal. This is /rcg/ + /tpg/, it would be nice to know what's happening outside of your hugbox parks. Independents, regionals, and foreign parks never get included.

Lots of diversity at Kings Dominion not seen at BGW

>>2886928
have you ever met a french person? you smell them before you see them

>>2886952
I’d stay there all day. I love that thing.

If Disney ever opens a park in Brazil, would that mean a massive drop in Orlando attendance?

>>2886953
He only wanted to post about Disney and Universal. Those parks aren’t Disney/Universal so they’re not missing from his list.

>>2886953
Then go post some your own damn self and quit demanding someone else spoonfeed you.

>>2886949
>>2886953
Kiss already

>>2886955
They made DLP the most attended park in Europe.

>>2886962
Does DLP benefit from the French having stable reliable cheap nuclear energy? Genuinely curious because I know energy costs in Disneyland are much higher than energy costs in Disneyworld.

>>2886959
If you can find all that info on Disney and Universal, then you're better at finding park news than I am. So post it

>>2886963
>Europe
>Cheap electricity

>>2886965
France is the one country in Europe that didn’t go full retard after Fukushima. They still have plenty of nuclear.

>>2886964
You’re allowed to post even if you aren’t the greatest researcher in the world. So get busy.

>>2886928
Master race mentality covered is smug punchable assholery would be the start. Then it gets more detailed from there.

>>2886957
no, people would rob the place until it stops being profitable in any tiny way.

>>2886964
If you're the only one here that gives a flying fuck about Steve's Land O' Fun in Bumblefuck Iowa, then go look for that shit yourself and keep pretending to be a hipster for doing it.

>>2886969
Being nuclear doesn't automatically make power cheaper

>>2886970
No, you clearly know where to find that information, so post it

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>>2886974
Cheaper than most other European countries though, at least as of 2024 though I imagine the electricity price gap between Germany and France is worse in 2026.
Looking at this chart and wow, Spain is cheaper? Solar, I guess? The need for a Spanish Disney or Universal increases. ¡Viva la reconquista!

>>2886973
>hipster
Lol ok unc

>>2886973
Hey now both Adventureland and Lost Island are great parks

>>2886953
>>2886964
Go look at screamscape

>>2886978
>WHAT? AN INDEPENDENT PARK? Well if it's not DISNEY how do you expect me to CONSOOOOM?
Disneyfats never consider the fact that they're the root of the problem

>Monstropolis opens its borders and welcomes human immigrants
woke slop

>>2886979
Better idea: You look through Screamscape and post what you find. Again, you're better at it than I am.

Spoonfeedguy and the tampa autist are the same poster, right?

>>2886982
see >>2886970

>>2886984
No go ahead. I'm interested, I can wait.

>>2886986
>t. Tampa autist

>>2886949
based updater, making autistic fans of inferior parks seethe

>>2886949
Does anyone care about Disney this much, or is it just one great big fat guy who can't even fit inside the rides?

>>2886957
Why would they do that when it would mean poor Brazilians

I like universal studios because it's less popular than Disney and thus less people to deal with, especially brazilians and other thirdies

>>2887000
I wasted four hours standing in line for the new Harry Potter ride in universal and the ride broke down on the 3rd hour. Epic Universe has no shortage of third world monkeys, unfortunately.

>>2887002
Kek and anons will insist Universal/Disney are "better" than regional parks but I can hit my Six Flags on any weekday and get on all the rides I want without even having to consider getting a fast lane

>>2887003
For coasters/thrill rides, sure thing.
For that nebulous theming which gets girls' panties wet, it's either Universal/Disney or the European parks. Six Flags is cool but can hardly be called comfy much less kino. IDK I heard Dollywood or Knoebbels has better theming?

>OP photo
What a man. Really a travesty he only had one biological kid, a daughter at that. But I just checked wikipedia and she herself had 7 (!!) kids so hopefully Walt enjoyed being a grandpa.

>>2887005
>theming which gets girls' panties wet
Themecels high on copium again

>>2887023
Yeah I'm a theming autist but thrills are objectively more normie, hell most people going to Disneyversal don't even come for the theming
Theming is more patrician, has more soul, etc but one thing you can't say about it is that it gets the girls

>>2887033
They're not coming to Disney for the fucking thrills. If they were Sea World would be the most popular park in the area instead of the least.

>>2887003
I can count the number of rides worth doing more than once at any given Six Flags park on one hand. There's way more to do at Universal/Disney.

>>2886973
You're brown

>>2887002
Then STOP GOING TO ORLANDO SHIT PARKS you fucking retard.

>>2887005
You have never fucked before, quit larping.

>>2887041
Sorry you never learned how to count.

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>>2886997
Disney has a special way of attracting the most autistic of low functioning fucking freaks and mutants to their gates. And then they wrap their entire lives around that shit, while having ZERO self awareness that no one else is as fucking deranged as themselves.

>>2887040
They come to those parks for the characters. Capacity isn't the only reason stuff like Monsters Unchained has a low wait, it's because all the plebs are busy visiting Nintendo and Potter for the IP
Like there's a reason all the regional parks tried to be themed at first but then switched to thrill rides
>>2887049
Nigga Universal Japan is literally the 3rd most attended park on the planet

>>2887057
Yeah okay disneyautist,

>>2887040
No, they are going to Disney because they are emotionally stunted creepy as fuck grown children who need to collect more pins. Pins equals happiness!

>>2887052
Go on. Name a park.

>>2887057
Characters are part of the theming yeah. I realize this makes your argument fall apart.

>>2886997
Not fat.
Just a guy who wants to document the slow downfall of once great family vacation destinations.

>>2887062
Oh you're one of those people. Never mind then

>>2887064
Yeah, the correct people. You're one of the retards who thinks IPs can't be used to theme rides.

>>2887033
idk man my wife and her sisters and female friends all love the backdrop of Disney. The costumes, the scenery, the cute food... believe me I don't think it's worth paying a premium for but for some reason they really like it. My wife doesn't even do social media but she still likes the "atmosphere" of Disney.

>>2887066
"Six Flags looks like a broken down gas station with rides out back." -Jenny Nicholson

fat people are oppressed in regards to rides

>>2887067
KD wasn't awful today, but is full of brown people and their behaviors

>>2887069
Not nearly enough though.

>>2887070
It’s a very brown park. It’s in the black belt though so that’s to be expected.

>>2887069
ripsaw falls oppresses the tall, that shit is impossible to get in and out of when you're a lanky bastard

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>>2886860
Guess where I went yesterday

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>single rider

>>2887054
holy seething

People who grew up in white/functional families and went to Disney as kids will always hold it in higher regard than other parks

People from broken families, raised by single mothers etc won't get iy

>>2887067
She looks like a broken down gas station

>>2887143
Why haven't they reformulated this to be better yet
Make it actually dairy

>>2887166
To be honest, it drives me nuts that the parks won't do regular straws just because of lib politics. Joffreys is directly in the park and they do plastic but Disney and Universal can't. It drives me nuts how liberals do little things to screw up businesses.
Anyway the blue was too sweet. The green was good. Very light. I liked it. It bothers me that curiosity forced me to spend $20. $10 for one drink is ridiculous. I've noticed that skipping lines with no shame has become more popular. They need to put up signs that if you skip -you're banned for a year.

>>2887054
Idk when I went it was a ton of families. It was overcrowded and annoying though. Teenagers, including whites, are super loud. Disney has always been more white than Universal because it used to be explicitly racist.

>>2887166
Milk needs a shake machine which requires a shit load more maintenence and cleaning.

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Hollywood Drift opens June 26th

>>2887143
I don't recognize it. Can you spoonfeed me? The concoction looks interesting. Blue raspberry?

>>2887190
It’s the milk shit at galaxy’s edge

>>2887208
Neat thanks.
>pink milk
My interest is piqued.

>>2887143
>Blue balls at Disneyland
lmao

>>2887188
THESE NIGGERS WAITED ONE DAY AFTER I POSTED MY THREADLY UPDATES TO FINALLY GIVE A DATE. AND WE PROBABLY WON'T HAVE A NEW GENERAL BY THEN WTF UNIVERSAL.

>>2887143
>fingernails

>>2887211
This thread is the fastest moving trv thread by far I think. You'll get a chance to post it in a week or two, thanks for your service bro.

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>>2887145
I did single rider with my friend for Mario Kart and we still sat next to each other.

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>>2887211
If it makes you feel better they retracted it lmao

>>2887211
Could you include some updates and news about parks that aren't Disney and Universal?

Universal studios employs quite a few very attractive black and brown women, this is DEI I can get behind

>>2887243
you cant prove that

>>2887216
this is why there should always be a single line. i cant even count the times ive watched an empty row leave the station because 8 faggots have to be on the same train and there was no way for the crew to fill it on time.

>>2886973
Wait, you're trying to be serious?
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

kill yourself faggot.

>>2887237
I choose to believe that they reverted the date announcement solely for my sake.

>>2887214
Its not me. I got it from pinterest. No way am I posting real life photos on the lib owned internet.

https://youtu.be/A9sSc5rxFXU?si=PS3nLBiaBWmxtKMl

>>2887210
I literally typed "meet me at the blue balls" when my partner had to use the bathroom and I wanted to walk around lmao

>>2887190
In the movie, Luke Skywalker has become a hermit. He survives from drinking blue milk from an alien cow creature. Disney wanted to copy the power of Butterbeer and sold "blue milk" at the parks.

>>2887243
Busch Gardens is chock full of scantily clad black women who are quite attractive. They are dumb AF but look good and due to the heat of the area, show it off. They like thugs though. Not white boys.

>>2887054
disney world can cater to childless couples if they were to spend a shitload of money
>stay at a deluxe resort
>disney springs
>epcot world showcase is now 90% drinking culture
it gets weird when a millennial couple visits magic kingdom - its a park designed for 4-8 yr olds...except Tron which sticks out like a sore thumb and doesnt suit any part of the park. idiotic that was built

>>2887308
No, that's Green Milk. Blue Milk was seen in the background of the Lars Homestead in the first movie when Aunt Beru is preparing breakfast or something.

>>2887314
Oh ok I forgot. Thanx

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>>2886860
New hack. Staying coastal while visiting the parks. More luxurious and better views. Cuter diners. Downside: 30 min drive

>>2887307
>my partner
cringe

If B&M is so good why are they not making big coasters for big parks?

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