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There's something I've been thinking about lately. Do you think how scary a horror film is matters more than anything else and do you feel the same with comedies being funny? Maybe I'm just the weird one but I love the original Home Alone and rewatch it every Christmas but I've never really found it all that funny even as a kid but I still love the film and think it's kino. Same with other allegedly super funny comedies like Superbad or The Hangover or Frasier or Seinfeld sure I chuckle sometimes but I can count the amount of times I've legit lol'd between all 4 of them on one hand despite the length of the average TV sitcom I just think they're comfy and watch them for the characters and acting more than anything.

I have a much easier time loling if I watch a funny movie in the company of other people which has less to do with the contents of the films themselves and more to do with getting caught up in the general mood and social atmosphere of your immediate surroundings. I feel the same way with horror films I just really appreciate the craft, aesthetics, dark themes, tension, suspense and atmosphere behind the good ones and getting scared is a nice bonus just like laughing heartily at a comedy but it doesn't really matter that much to me desu as long as I'm entertained.

The horror films I would consider legit 10/10s are not very scary neither are the 10/10 comedies all that funny. I feel the same with thrillers I'm very rarely at the edge of my seat but suspense is still a great narrative tool to create entertaining stories with.

>implement new data harvesting & tracking
>completely fucks the site up
Now THAT is what I call horror

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Watched this yesterday, it was pretty good. Anyone else? Name is About a Place in the Kinki Region, from the same director of Noroi and Sadako vs. Kayako

>>219768840
Ah yeah, I've accounted for those already. The villain was indeed freakish,
and persuasive if that makes any sense, like the Djinn from Wishmaster.
I would say the budget was less than Wishmaster's, but we're going off a child's memory.
>>219768870
I didn't even think of that. Reminded me to grab Nightmares with that "Emilio Estevez gets trapped in an arcade game" story.

>>219775041
It was slightly above average. Can't give it more than a 5.5/10.

>>219774985
I guess it's a mix.
The Blair Witch Project scared the shit out of me and it's one of my favs. Alien didn't, but it's giga kino because of the design of everything. The Evil Dead isn't very scary, but has great characters, some comedy, a mix of everything.
So I guess as long as a film has something going for it.

>>219775041
Was alright but I think I like his original stuff like Noroi more. That one was an adaption iirc.

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>>219775075
Yes, I felt it had a lot potential but it was well done enough to be enjoyable.

>>219775109
Yeap, his eye is on the mockumentary stuff, the regular film parts are well done but you just want more of creepy VHS little horror stories. I also think he improved his effects/CGI scenes, the only one that looked bad for a moment was the last one but then I realized it was supposed to be jarring.

>>219775291
I wish it was easier to see his stuff. Tons of it is either impossible to find or relies on fan translation

>>219775254
Last general went on forever

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>>219774952
Kino edition

what if 4chan actually died and we're all zombies

Have yous already talked about psycho killer

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>>219775559
This is a movie.

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>>219775649
kek

>>219775348
Same. He did a lot of things that looks pretty fun, like comedies, crime, and drama, most of them with J-Horror at it's core.

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>>219774952
>>219775559
>>219775613
doom asylum bros...

>>219774952
Just saw the most /reddit/ horror movie of all time, name is Butchers Book Two: Raghorn
(Spoilers)
>the bad guys are sadistic, women haters, cannibals, viles motherfuckers but they respect trans women
>the sadistic bad guy does a castration in 4k on the only rational guy in the movie, they show everything in a close-up
>the kidnapped girl end up being a skinny, skeleton face, long hair but also balding, trans guy (the only character that survived)
>every character (beside the castrated guy) is a piece of shit
>every character is killed in a very gory way but the trans guy, who escape harmless

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>>219775777

undertone was scary but boring

>>219774952
>>219775559
>>219775613

She really a cute. That combination of physique, hair, and glasses. But it's the facial structure hidden behind the large glasses that really do it for me.

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>>219775844
You'll get bored for a few minutes in psycho killer but that's it

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Not surprised chuds got real quiet after this came out.

>>219775923
Cuz they were in their bunks?

>>219775777
>tfw I have the blu-ray and can look at her big, jiggling ass in 1080p any time I feel like it

>>219775923
Saw the best parts on AZnudes. Was expecting her boobs to be bigger.

>>219775923
She looks mid

>film is about how le heckin audience is the real monsters
Cabin In The Woods, Funny Games and Resolution all did this shit

>>219776670
the real monster is in between my legs if you catch my drift

>>219776670
Idk, real life? I know like 90% of people are struggling and I just keep doing better and better. It is wierd. I make peoples weekly pay in a night’s sleep.

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Just finished. Man, Samara Weaving loves being in violent movies, huh? What a weird group of people behind this one: Jorma Taccome from Lonely Island, Tommy Wirkola from Dead Snow, and David Leitch from the John Wick movies. It's mostly a post-Tarantino quirky crime comedy, except that the violence eventually gets ratched up to a level that makes me feel comfortable putting this in the horror pile. Basic premise is a couple goes to their lake house and discover each was planning to murder the other. Things escalate then halfway through they find out three escaped convicts have been hiding in the house the whole time!. A lot of fun and Samara's at her best here, getting to use her natural accent.

>>219776751
She looks great covered in dirty and blood.

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>168 days until Oct 1

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>>219776889

>>219774952
>Scream Queens AKA Throat Goats

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>>219776889
Cancelled this year

Just put on Evidence of the Boogeyman

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>>219776751
Did you watch the original The Trip featuring Noomi Rapace and Aksel Hennie?

>>219777157
No. Woke shit.

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"how about we make spoiler **Society** but worse?"

>>219775777
It's on tubi though

don't use tubi

>>219777190
He is waaay too ugly to look at.

Tubi is a treasure trove

>>219777240
you one gay ahh nigga

>>219777271
>t. Liberace

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>>219777271
This is what you people look like

>>219777240
Have you told your parents you're gay yet?

>>219777379
Horror fans do look like this though

>>219777240
This is the guy calling you gay each general>>219777379

I don't know what films to add to my collection

>>219777710
Show us your horror collectibles

>>219777745
I’m shy

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>>219777710
Doom Asylum, if you want to honor the thread.

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Hokum?
more like /Hor/kinoum

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>>219777745
that viral marketing anon got me

>>219777922
Friends to the end

>>219777960
that reminds me that halloween game is coming up this year. he can play that.

>>219777886
>>219777914
I don’t get it

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Signs you are about to watch kino.

>>219777914
Hot, who is this?

>>219778017
1 1/2 hit wonder

>>219777876
i honor thread for she

>>219778110
Have some self respect

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>>219778205
I am a 45 year old cross dresser, what respect do I have for myself?

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>>219775879
Kek

You guys like the Insidious trailer?

>>219776889
Absolutely based.

>>219777886
Can't wait for this. I feel like 2026 is finally the year of bangers that aren't big IPs.

https://youtu.be/5BjPq3ygqn8

>>219777070
No. This one’s going to be something special.

>>219775879
Goona have to go blue

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trailers, getcha trailers here
>Insidious: Out of the Further trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxU8FU3o75A
>Colony (by Train to Busan dude): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6eKZ6arMI8
>Salmokji: Whispering Water (did well in Korea): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ell9gpraIu4
>Ice Cream Man: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTch2j_sqng

>>219778599
See even Roth is doing a brand new film. It's not connected to the 95 one

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>>219778561
Halloween is on the 'banned list.' Not the movie, the holiday. You can still watch the movie.

>>219775835
Escapes but kills self after the credits

>>219778599
Colony looks fuuuuuuuucked up.

>>219778661
I’m not talking about a movie.

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>>219778661
>hasta la vista laurie

>>219778960
The scene where Dr Loomis drops down from the helicopter to save her was cool

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>>219774952
>Sex and the Saw Edition

>>219778852
Yeah, shit like this has always pressed a few of my buttons. First place I ever encountered it was in Levisthan.

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>>219779104
There was also this japanese one perhaps on a similar topic, idk what it is but similarly I'm always a sucker for weird unexplained phenomena.

>>219779178
*I don't think it's actually out in the west yet though

>>219779178
Thanks! I’ll check it out.

My Best Friends Dead
https://youtu.be/wnyYsAJ_SJw

>>219777960
when they making a Snake Plissken game?

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>>219775649

Did teenagers in the 80's really look like men in their 30's?

>>219775649
>>219779778
kek

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>>219776889

>>219778960
Ok, nevermind. Halloween (the movie) is also banned now

>>219780102
Yeah, ban Halloween too. I always thought they were overrated and slop.

Watching movies from the 90’s and it is crazy to see stars then are still stars today if they are men while the actresses are gone and forgotten

>>219780262
Actresses btfo

>>219780262
Boolsheet, Sally Field has a new movie this month

>>219780460
Never even heard of her. Fail.

Based on recommendations here, I have put on Undertone

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>>219780460
Learn to ignore the homosexual, let him suffer alone in gayness

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>>219779871
Yes, it's what happens when they breathed in shit air and being exposed to secondhand smoke everywhere.

>>219780573
It is testosterone.
>>219780553
Stop saying the word “homosexual” in here

>>219780593
you are a homosexual

>>219780531
How old is the main girl? She looks like a good 35.

>>219780593
>It is shitty air and smoke
ftfy

>>219780748
If you say so

>>219780604
It's true he actually is. Yet another gay topic derailing horror kinos.
Anyone else tired of hearing about test screenings? I'm positive it's a psyop at this point

>>219776751
>Mayhem
>Babysitter 1 & 2
>Ready or Not 1 & 2
>Guns Akimbo
>Borderline
>Over Your Dead Body
It's true, she's got a type. Very violent dark comedies.

>>219780835
What do you know about horror kinos except trash from the 80’s?

>>219780868
Fucking cringe. Action and females dont mix. Dei woke.

>>219780944
Can’t stand some 80lb girl being some macho action star

>>219780531
Undertone pretty good so far..

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>tfw you watch one of your favorite horror movies with someone who clearly doesn't get it

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>Interactive Slasher Movie ‘Slay Day’ Releasing in 1,000 Theaters February 2027
>Variety details in today’s report, “Slay Day uses CtrlMovie technology to transform the theatrical experience into an interactive event, with audiences voting in real time via their smartphones to steer the story across more than 50 decision points.”

>>219781202
Idk. Sounds gimmicky. Like IAVN

>>219781202
>>219781217
Gimmicky is kino. That sounds fun. I hope my local theater is equipped for it

>>219781187
Lmao wtf

Banned list this, banned list that.
Only I know what the REAL banned list is, but I'll never tell~

>>219781225
>fun

>>219781187
assert feminine dominance

>>219781291
Add “fun” movies the list

>>219781291
The real banned list is any movie we've already seen. Always look forward.

>>219781291
Post it

>>219781225
I wonder if the streaming services will be able to pull it off.

Banned movies on /hor/
>Terrifier 2&3
>Megan 2.0
>Terrifier 4
>Bring Her Back
>Talk to Me
>Midsommar
>Army of Darkness
>It Follows
>Babadook
>28 Years Later
>Phenomena
>Abigail
>Longlegs
>Longlegs 2
>Hereditary
>Sinners
>Henry
>Barbarian
>Gremlins
>Gremlins 2
>Day of the Dead
>Dawn of the Dead
>Night of the Living Dead (both)
>The Return of the Living Dead
>Return of the Living Dead Part II
>Return of the Living Dead 3 (1993)
>A Nightmare on Elm Street series
>Leprechaun series
>The Fly (1986)
>Nope
>Angst
>Oddity
>Lair of the White Worm
>Night of the Demons 2
>horror-comedies
>VHS series during the month of October
>feminist horror is also banned*
>the entire animation genre is also banned*
>all of David Cronenberg’s films*
>”fun” horror movies

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>>219781378
Is there even one single movie here that is not at least decent, though?

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>>219781378
>mom I posted it again!

>>219781400
All trash. Don’t bother if you haven’t seen them yet.

>>219781378
kys

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>>219781416
As a horror connoisseur I have seen most of the movies on that list.

>>219781378
So mostly cringe 80’s movies and a24 slop. I am cool with this.

>>219781460
That’s fine but now that you have seen it, you understand why we have banned them

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>>219780460
Oh shit, I wasn't even aware!

>>219780510
That's because you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded lol

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>>219781490
It's funny cuz it's true

>>219781378
>I am an autistic retard, and here's a list of movies I don't like

>>219781569
Many people don’t like those movies. It tends to cause many arguments when they are brought up. Hence, the ban.

>>219781646
No he was right the first time grempreet

>>219781646
I find Lair of the White Worm a comfy watch I return to every other year or so, and I also like fun horror movies. I'm going to rewatch "Rapture-Palooza" tonight and "Dave Made a Maze" on the weekend.

Funny how Grempreet became the hall monitor he used to always bitch about.

>>219781759
Why is it "Grempreet" now? Are we associating it with the guy who enjoys the Gremlin movies? What'd he do wrong?

Is there a more insufferable fanbase than horror dweebs? Just curious to see if you guys have any self-awareness.

>>219781784
nah he just hates gremlins and is always seething about it.

>>219781800
My only problem with the horror fanbase, and it's not uncommon in other fanbases, is that there's many people who are more fans of being horror fans than they are fans of horror. It becomes their identity to the point where the actual movies become secondary.

>>219781784
It's because NPM has an autistic hatred for the Gremlin films in particular and goes into meltdown mode about "80's manchildren" whenever anyone posts about Gremlins.

hi im gay

>>219781832
Yeah, I get what you mean.

>>219781852
hi gay

>>219781832
honestly never experienced this
I mean it's kind of nothing compared to say punk, where everyone will be like yeah it's who I am as a human and I'll literally fight you about it outside.

>>219781735
>Dave Made a Maze
good?

>>219781944
It is ... weird and quirky. I had fun watching it when it came out.

Just finished Undertone. Definitely a spooky movie. Great tension and vibes. Pretty creepy.

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>>219781919
NTA but I can definitely see two horror fanatics coming to blows over which shitty F13 sequel reigns supreme.

>>219781842
Grown adult men should not watch Gremlins.

>>219782023
Don't you live with your parents?

>>219782023
Or anime

>>219782004
I want to see that, have them fight for the honor of their final girl like a jousting tournament

>>219782002
Good movie. Spooky sounds even on my 2.1. Probably better on a 5.1. Reminded me of Sinister. Definitely a surprise of 2026.

>>219782093
Stop replying to yourself

>>219782114
I am not replying to “myself.”

>>219781832
Horror fans are cuckolds

>>219782001
I don't mind that, I'll check it out. The idea of a maze in a house intrigues me though.
There was a maze part in the film Relic 2020 like that which was kino.

>>219782145
>The idea of a maze in a house
"Dave Made a Maze" makes fun of the idea. The maze is a bunch of taped together cardboard boxes in a kitchen. "But it looks bigger from the inside". Dave and a bunch of friends literally get lost inside the maze. It's absurd and logically it makes no sense - the maze defies the laws of physics. But still I found it fun to watch.

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>character looks at reflection in bathroom mirror
>opens cabinet
>goes to close cabinet

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>>219782305
>volume gets 10x louder for 1 second

>>219780573
People used to go out in the sun more, which naturally ages you

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>Undertone
I think I can sum this one up as demon plots are played out and the podcast angle would have been better if it was about ghosts.

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>everyone ITT is wrong about they opinion

>>219782631
Everyone is wrong except me because I'm the arbiter of truth.

>>219775559
Is this the new Scooby Doo?

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>>219782305
>character investigates mysterious noise in their own home without turning on any lights

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>>219783110
>approximately half the time

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Just finished. I'd already seen Oddity but not this and wanted to be ready for Hokum. The camerawork is excellent, lots of beautiful composition without being flashy. Likewise the lead actor is perfect, he has a look like you should be seeing him in a lot more stuff but he has less than five credits. I honestly don't think I understood everything. A fascinating watch anyway.

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>>219783220
tfw no catatonic gf

>>219783220
I really liked Caveat, but Oddity was boring for me...

>>219783307
Same. I was not looking forward to Caveat because of that, but I was pleasantly surprised. It's got kind of a timeless feeling to it, like if Edgar Allan Poe had written Memento

>>219775564
What if we all died in 2012 and none of this is real and slowly it's revealed that we're in hell?

>>219783338
Maybe Hokkum will be good, the trailer seems promising.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_fqdg9kPIo

>>219781187
Which Vacation movie was that and why is Audrey Griswold watching her mom

>>219783557
I remember that scene having watched "The Sentinel" only last year. It's about a Brooklyn apartment that at first seems to be too good and cheap to be true. All its other inhabitants are long dead sinners and the basement contains the entrance to hell.

>>219783838
so to the subway? heyo

So there's two different Insidious sequels coming out in August?

>>219784382
well definitely one, Out of the Further. not sure that that Threads film is actually gonna come out in 2026.

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....that's it?
I wanted to be creeped out but there's just not much there. Now I'm kinda bummed

>>219784879
Basically a low budget Sinister remake.

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>>219774952
More like Boob Assylum

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>>219781832
I just hate all the obnoxious gatekeeping within the fandom. It's bad enough when people who aren't into horror at all have to jump through all these mental hoops because they can't just admit this movie they happen to like is from a genre they normally hate, but there's seemingly no movie you can bring up that won't get the obligatory "not horror" on social media and of course they never elaborate like the pseuds they are. I've seen someone unironically say they didn't consider The Exorcist horror, a movie that's literally famous for being scary.

I don't even necessarily agree with every horror movie being labeled horror myself though I tend to have a pretty open mind about that sort of stuff. Horror has always been a very diverse genre just as vast as all the many, many different things we can fear in our daily lives. It's not all just two hours of watching people getting stabbed to death with a knife all the time.

>>219785682
well maybe expecting a fandom instead of just liking a thing makes you a huge whiny faggot

>>219785682
Gatekeeping is rampant within these threads, the "banned" movies listed gets posted every outing. And most of the movies I post about watching I call "not horror" too, less because I think they don't fit within the genre than because I know how narrowly defined it is for lots of people and how annoyed they get being recommended "horror" that they don't approve of.

The episode Chocolate in Masters of Horror is one of the most unintentionally funny things I've ever seen. The main character basically starts to see and feel everything an unknown person feels, and in one scene he wakes up to the point of view of this woman getting fucked by someone and he lies helplessly on the bed and feels every thrust while his family walks in on him shaking in bed.

>>219785076
love that leg jiggle

>>219781832
I'm too poor so I just watch thousands of horror movies instead

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>>219774952
What's the verdict?

>>219786499
It was alright. It had an interesting mystery but then it kinda immediately goes
>Oh you're pregnant and here's the name of this old demon that happens to fucking love miscarriages and killing kids wow isn't that strange :-O

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>>219775777
Whoops, forgot to check those trips

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>>219776889
Halloween is on a Saturday this year

>>219781378
I get it

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>>219786841
Damn. The 1st of November would have been a holiday in my country. Now it falls on a sunday which is free anyways.

anyone watched the mummy 2026?

>>219783874
Kek

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>>219786910
No, but using a giant portrait of a dead child as a poster is cool
It's the kind of edgy I can get behind

reminder that nothing is banned and you are free to discuss any horror movie you’d like in spite of what the powerless in life and here brown spammer says.

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>>219781187
Good movie with some kino nudity

>>219781832
Kinda sounds like the recent phenomenon of "gamers" who don't actually play games, they're just really into the characters and like watching 3 hour video essays on Youtube about vidya lore

>>219781919
you’re not punk and i’m telling everyone

>>219787140
I read the synopsis

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>>219784879
It was just bad. Pic related made the podcast mystery way better even if the ending was just as bad.

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what did you think?

>>219787570
Never sleep with your mouth open like that.

>>219787570
I'm more interested if there actually was an Evil Dead Burn trailer

>>219775041
Saw it at the kinoplex last year.
Have read the book and the film is very different in terms of content.

I thought it was great for the first 4/5ths of the movie, but then Shiraishi Shiraishi'd it at the end (man likes his CGI tentacles).

>>219787570
AHHHHHHHH

>>219787570
Looks like Maisie Williams.

>>219782023
>>219782057
NPM I missed you

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Best Wishes to All was fucking sick. This is the kind of japanese weirdo shit I get behind

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Look at this shit. Beautiful

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>>219788165
HAG TITS

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just saw the mummy

they turned it into evil dead, i liked it

>>219788287
Pet Sematary and The Evil Dead are two of my favorite movies of all time so I was hoping for some mixture.

How dark was it? I feel like that's the shit I keep reading online, how negative it is.

>>219788287
what happens in the end?

>>219788142
>capitalism bad ~*JAPAN*~
:DDDD

>>219788505
>How dark was it? I feel like that's the shit I keep reading online, how negative it is.
very but in different ways. starts with family trauma is the real horror shit but later on goes full weird and gore

>>219788896
Not him but the fuck?
The movie is about how there's only a certain amount of happiness in the world and in order for you to have your own happiness you have to horrifically torture other people and take away theirs. That's how I remember it anyway. Maybe I'm too stupid for the capitalism reference.

>>219788944
Awesome. I might try to go see it tomorrow.

>>219774985
It's all about atmosphere.
Horror movies should feel spooky
Comedies should feel light and fun
That's more important than being terrifying or ball bustingly funny

>>219788287
Traumaslop

>>219776751
Yeah, I put this one on my list after watching the Ready or Not movies. It's got a great premise.

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>>219782305
BOYYYYYY

>>219779104
https://youtu.be/dk8GHSl4JBY

Yet another 80's horror parody I never heard of. This one's really more of a scifi crime dark comedy with some vaguely horror elements but you can see the kind of 50's-60's movies they're making fun of. The guy playing the "creature" looks too much like an extra-fat Tor Johnson for it to be a coincidence. Overall fairly stupid but had some fun bits. Ron silver looks weird without his signature beard.

>>219790228
Anon....

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>>219790228
And forgot pic.

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We're watching 90s Stephen King adaptations I've never seen before.

I remember seeing the cover at the video store forever and thinking it looked cool as hell, but somehow I've never actually seen the movie. Watching fucking Tommyknockers 17 times but still not this

What is it even about? Greaser ghosts? I'm stoked

>>219777157
I was just thinking about this movie today despite seeing it over a year ago, get out of my head.

Noomi Rapace being tied down and assraped into oblivion in "Män som hatar kvinnor" is still so damn beautiful

>>219790541
ok weirdo

>>219790426
And there's 2 sequels. Make sure Quicksilver Highway is also on your list if it isn't already. It's a Barker/King duology.

>>219790426
theres a sequel
>Sometimes They Come Back... Again

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>>219791190
I gave up. That movie was lame as hell. I grew up in the 90s and love a lot of shit from then, but even after just 25 minutes I could tell this was just too fucking corny.

>>219786751
Bunda

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Gonna go rewatch Pet Sematary: Bloodlines

The 4th Pet Sematary movie, the prequel, that no one ever saw. Except me, but I don't remember shit about it

>>219780573
Damn Tommy Lee got that Brad Pitt Jaw going

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Kind of a random question but I thought this could be a good enough place to ask
I noticed Final Destination 4 has been on the top 10 most watched movies list on my country's HBO Max. I don't think ive seen any of the other FD movies in there since the last installment released last year. I figured its got to do with the platform's algorithm but it irks me to see it upfront everyday knowing its probably the worst one in the franchise and has no replay value in it to speak of. Any ideas?

>>219791473
>Brad Pitt
I remember seeing Brad Pitt in his first movie role - he played a highschool kid serial killer in a 1980s slasher movie.
Let me look it up .... "Cutting Class" (1989).

>>219791318
It's made for tv in the post-classic era. Odds weren't in it's favor. The sequels are direct to video so they're probablt that much worse. 3rd in fact seems to be a sequel in name only.

>>219791507
Maybe some countries have a peculiar taste? Maybe movies that would be outsiders elsewhere move to the top in countries that don't have many streaming subscribers? Maybe it also has to do with what movies are available in your countries language. (Although I would expect many movies to be available in Spanish, as it is one of the most spoken languages in the Western hemisphere, together with English, French and German.)

>>219791507
>Final Destination 4
Is that the NASCAR one? That was pretty good

>>219791885
Yes
I don't understand why lots of people didn't like it as much as the first 3. I enjoyed it.

>>219791876
the entire franchise is available for streaming on there, has been for ages. as far as I know FD4 isnt particularly well regarded among Spanish fans of the movies. Idk I guess im being too autistic about it
>>219791885
I did enjoy some of the death sequences but the movie as a whole is ridiculous and has the worst acting of all easily. Though It has the only sex scene in the series in It I think

>>219787570
>some things are meant to stay married
Like post-wall actresses. Getting tired of movies where it is clear the middle aged actresses were hired for dei quotas.

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Rewatching now and the movie still rules.

I just remember people just talking about Nic Cage acting like retard. That's still the least cool part of this movie to me.

>>219792976
Banned movie

>>219778722
Damn

>>219792976
I don't like it, Cages character is too on the leash
And the story is abt nothing just vibes. I need more.

>>219793109
>>219792976
Wokeslop

>>219792976
I like it a lot, too. It might be my favorite Perkins flick.

>>219792976
Masterpiece

>>219793109
>And the story is abt nothing just vibes.
It's an entire movie literally about Satan and his control over our world.

And cute Maika Monroe being some cute FBI agent. Good stuff.

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>>219792976
I paid money to watch this crap at the theater

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>>219793385
>paying money for things you can easily pirate
Why would you do that?

>>219793439
Reminds me of a Hatebreed show I went to in like 2002.
Can all you cocksuckers just please stop jumping on me?

>>219793439
>hoard

>>219793510
>go to a hardcore show
>expect not to get punched or kicked
I don't understand, that's half the point of being there.

>>219793285
> And cute Maika Monroe being some cute FBI agent. Good stuff.
Pass.

>>219792164
Poorly done in comparison. Effects were shit as I recall.

>>219793510
>>219793669
Like saying you were gang raped at the orgy you went to

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>Shannon Elizabeth joins onlyfans the same day I watch Night of the Demons '09

its like kismet or sum sht

>>219794139
Shan't be subscribing but I look forward to the leaks

>>219794139
NotD remake was surprisingly decent. Nowhere on the same level as the original but it was still a fun film. It gave me the same vibe as FvJ.

>>219793669
2002, I was just some little shit kid. Getting spinkicked in the face and piled on by an army of dudes 3 times my size was not something I was prepared for. No homo.

Still love Hatebreed though. At last the first two albums. Maybe 3

>>219794522
you're supposed to bring a gun

>go to Tubi
>search a movie you like
>click on it
>pick a random movie from You May Also Like
You'll never run out of movies to watch

>>219792976
how do you feel about the Longlegs prequel that just got greenlit? they're actually gonna run it back with everybody - all publicity is good publicity I suppose eh

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im watching insidious right now and im laughing at almost all of the "scares" lmao

millennials really shat their pants over this?

>>219785682
>Gatekeeping
idk are you sure you're not taking shit too personally.
Like if I say jellyfish aren't a fish, they're actually plankton, that isn't "gatekeeping". That's just how people have agreed jellyfish should be categorized.

>>219778542
Looks like shite

>>219794924
I don't really care. Hail Satan detective mystery and everyone suffers? It doesn't really need a sequel, or a prequel

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Don Mancini is back directing another full length Chucky film that will be headed to theaters.
guessing the tv show drummed up new life and funding. no clue if Brad Dourif will voice him, they might be looking to the future and get someone else.

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Trying to continue watching this piece of shit. Awesome poster aside this might be the worst Stephen King adaption I've ever seen. I love it.

Talking about Chucky, the other day I was scrolling and came across a scene from a movie/show where Fiona Dourif was bending over and her thong was riding up her ass crazy deep
I was so tired I didn't save it, does anyone know where it's from?

>>219795143
It's supposedly loosely connected to other Osgood Perkins films so a direct follow up was inevitable. There was a Marketing ARG for Longlegs that explains more about it so clearly he has more for the concept than just what was shown in the film. Horror sequels are never as good as their originals, but it can't be helped.

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>Osgood Perkins

>>219795364
What did you think of Rose Red? I watched it on release so I only have vague memories of stuff like the greenhouse.

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>Osgood Perkins

>>219778599
>Insidious
That old lady is immortal, it's funny how they keep coming with ways to bring her back since she's the superhero/Allmighty of the franchise. The blondie reminds me of Heather Grahamm which is beyond good.
>Colony
This director always make fun movies, like kids back them used to say: HYPED
>Salmokji
50/50 on this. Trailer looks meh, hope the movie is better.
>Ice Cream Man
Not my type of horror, but it seems fun for those who enjoy these movies.

>>219779178
Is the torrent out?

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>>219781225
Gimmicky can be kino. Bring back THE TINGLER

https://youtu.be/8eAnW2qjj-g

insidious is so ass lmao people still watch that?

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>>219795904
>Rose Red
That was some 20 years ago.
I also remember it being weak.

Not as weak as this fucking this was though. This might be the first King adaption that I really just hate.
It's just a bunch of the corniest fucking faggot cosplayers doing fuck knows what and no one cares

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>>219796837
I fucking love Rose Red, its goofy but the cast is perfect and I even read the novelization thats ghost-written? in king-style and strongly implies horse bestiality.

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>Haley Z. Boston

>>219795933
>your favourite franchise gets a new instalment with your dream cast and storyline
>BUT
>it has to be directed by either Osgood Perkins or Zach Cregger
Who you picking?