I didn't like it that much when I first watched it but appreciated it more on rewatch. It's wonderfully retahded and knows how silly it is.
The love triangle with Vera's character still kinda sucks though

>>219780989
But it was though.

>>219780989
It is you stupid third world troon.

Were Damon Wahlberg and DiCaprio supposed to look alike? I get face blind when all of them are together in one movie

>>219781172
you're just retarded. Don't worry about it.

I'M SHIPPIN UP TO FIND MY GAY

>>219780989
Black Mass mogs beyond infinity

>>219781925
based

>>219781925
lol no, fuck off

>>219780989
Yeah, now I just know it's a masterpiece

>>219780989
Why do third worlders hate The Depahted? To hard to follow?

>>219782118
YA NAWT A FACKIN CAWP

>>219780989
Watch Infernal Affairs instead

>>219782142
Do this if you're retarded.

Jack carries it

All other characters are forgettable

>>219782176
Watch blood and wine

cant follow because they cumskin yt boys, you cant tell them a part. good luck nigga, like who these people mercing the other people why they killin fuckin exterminators and shit at they end nih

>>219782174
I'm surprised you could read that.

>>219782226
No one cares about chinkslop lmao,.

>>219782118
There are multiple scenes where the entire plot hinges on no one looking over and saying "we are doing a major crime/crime bust, who are you texting right now?"

Infernal affairs does not have that problem.

>>219782239
see
>>219782238

>>219780989
Horrible film.

Nicolson is a fat, lazy, mess, and DiCaprio gurns throughout the whole running-time. I liked Wahlberg, though.

>>219782142
This

>>219780989
pretty decent remake
funny that its not even top 5 of Scorsese movies but they showered it with awards as an apology for prior bias

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how much of a brainlet do you have to be to think this is good bait?

i like how people here are shilling a chink movie, like chinks have better directors and actors than americans, get real retards, nobody is going to watch infernal affairs, fuck off lmao

>>219781172
>t. zesty darkie

>>219783042
If Americans are so good at cinema why do they need to steal from abroad?

The deFarted

>>219782118
they can't tell the difference between damon and dicaprio so they think they're the same character

>>219787613
Its damon and wahlberg, dummy. The movie looks like there's twin cops that hate each other and eventually one kills the other and lets rats into his condo

It was one of those "look at all the A lister actors we got" movies. It wasn't bad, just way overhyped and not as good as similar movies like LA Confidential (1997 - less than a decade before this film came out).

fakkin fiuhfightuhs ara bunch homoz

>>219780989
>Jack is based off of Whitey Bulger
>name him frank costello which is the name a real completely unrelated mobster
This riled up my autism

>>219782142
>>219782226
>>219782676
infernal affairs is bollywood tier cringe garbage you stupid fucking bugs

>>219781925
Depp looks outlandish and the script is too short, needs an extra hour.

>>219780989
Can I still do impressions of their funny accents

>>219788546
Maybe, maybe fuck you.

>>219782176
Sheen and Wahlberg have strong characterization as well.

>>219780989
It is a masterpiece
Top 5 Scorsese

>>219788674
This. Wahlberg saves the whole film

>>219780989
The editing is kino
The performances are entertaining
And it’s badass
It’s a fun movie that is well made yea it’s stupid but it’s high art as well
I love this lil movie like you couldn’t believe
Go fuck yourself - mark wahlberg

>>219780989
Not a masterpiece but a major improvement over Infernal Affairs (even if Tony Leung is better than DiCaprio).

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>>219788330
>sad Chink music plays when dude gets shot in the head

>>219788060
It was eye opening watching this movie with the mindset that he's a repressed homosexual ashamed of liking men, he was molested as a child by the preists. He can't get it up for women. He wants to always overexaggerate his masculinity and heterosexuality because otherwise he'd be and outcast and shunned. His superior says as much when they're out golfing. He needs to have a woman to show he's not gay and his cawk works

Maybe yes. Maybe no. Maybe go fuck yourself.

>hey how about in this scene, I pull out an enormous black dildo and swing it around. Come on, it'll be funny!
>uhhh ok, Jack, we can have the prop department get you one...
>No need! I already got one right here! Brought it from home!

Was Delahunt a cawp?

DO NAWT PUHSUE, STAY IN THE CAH!!

I can't drink cranberry juice anymore because of this movie

>>219793695
Why, are you on your period?

>>219780989
RAT THREAD

>>219780989
It spawned a funny Simpsons parody episode (The Debarted)

The movie is a bit of a messy burn with the payoff being: we kill all the characters at the end

>>219790553
The scene where Vera Farmiga peels and eats a banana while she brings up his erectile dysfunction really hammers the point home.

I honestly prefer infernal affairs

>>219780989
I felt about it the same way I felt about Wolf Of Wall Street. Yes, it's lots of fun; yes, all the signature directorial flourishes are there, but somehow . . . it just seems a little bit silly. It's missing that crucial last inch of intensity you get in Taxi Driver & Goodfellas.

And that rat at the end, who the hell thought that was a good idea?


>>219781925
Black Mass mogs
It really doesn't. Just another Goodfellas ripoff.

>>219781925

it was a missed opportunity because the real story of Whitey Bulger is wild

>>219796178
What's wrong with the rat? The exterminator wasn't finished with his job yet

I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself.

>>219781172
Yes, of course they looked alike. Ignore the tryhard faggots insulting you for pointing out the obvious.

Micro what?

>>219780989
>Amerifriends
kys faggot, we're not friends.

>Matt Damon kills his fellow undercover criminal after the guy proved he would go to any length, even risk his own life, to save Matt Damon's
What a retahded back stabber. Deserved everything he gawt.

Still confused by the final deal that gets Costello killed. This guy is pushing big time, big money deals like selling technology to foreign governments, then he's also personally overseeing small time drug deals that can be raided by cops?

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Who let this IRA motherfucker into my thread?