idk I only remember everyone calling her the most beautiful woman alive even when she got bogged, as a kid I just ate that shit up like there was some kind of curreted list of hot women and she was at the top as a number 1

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>>219783451
>curreted

>>219783416
She has an Oscar for a role in which she was genuinely very good. However, her sexiness and/or craziness soon became more noteworthy than he acting ability.

>>219783451
>curreted
saar..

>...She transferred to Moreno High School, an alternative school, where she became a "punk outsider", wearing all-black clothing, ... and engaging in knife play with her live-in boyfriend.
>She ... aspired to become a funeral director, taking at-home courses on embalming.
>At age 16, after the relationship had ended, Jolie graduated from high school and rented her own apartment before returning to theater studies

>>219783451
lel I know what you mean, I remember her being forced hard as a kid

>>219783416
yes, but Charlize Theron is just better all around

>>219783567
yeah I don't think jolie could have done a movie like Monster or North Country

>>219783523
she's the archetypal BPDemon in a way. all the 90s articles were shit like
>she likes blood! she's lived on the streets! what a bad girl!
then by the 2000s, she was desperately kidnapping children to avoid being a lonely old hag.

>>219783416
She was pushed as q good actress for a few years but people that knew weren't tricked. Plenty of bad actors today are pushed as good actors though.

>>219783451
at least you grew out of that phase, that's how it works for women for their whole lives

>>219783416
Good enough to share a scene with a better actor.

>>219783416
idk but she was hot in Tomb Raider

>>219783416
no but i jerked off to her sex scene in taking lives 1000 times as a teen

>>219783416
She was considered to have great tits. Can't really tell now.

>>219783451
I remember this. Every piece of media were in tandem calling her the most beautiful person alive.
I didn't get it. I thought she looked like trailer trash with hepatitis.

>>219783416
I feel like she's somewhat responsible for the trend of botched lip surgeries

>>219783416
She has that white trash phenotype but escaped it with age.

it's another kids don't know what the fuck they're talking about thread

>>219783416
People thought she was good in Girl, Interrupted but it was a flashy part in a film about loonies, so was likely overrated, since
a) it's easy to stand out playing a loonie, and
b) most people don't know if the portrayal is accurate because they don't know what that sort of loonie is really like.
See e.g. Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man, etc.


tl;dr Not sure she's that good.

>>219783416
Kate Beckinsale should have been Lara Croft.

>>219787031
AJ did a fine job I thought. The film should just have stuck closer to the game. Climbing, running, jumping, solving cool physical puzzles in ancient temples, all like the first ten minutes of Raiders of the Lost Arc. That's what we want from Lara.

>>219787031
it doesn't fucking matter who played or plays Lara Croft, the films are shit. shut the fuck up.

>>219783480
>>219783516

Make a spelling error and wala, instant replies

>>219783416
I liked her in Alexander.

>>219787179
nah.

>>219783416
I think she was considered a frame for a nice pair of boobs

>>219783567
No tits

I just realized that no one has ever cared how good a woman was at acting itself lmao

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>>219787179
they should have used the original Lara Croft actress, Rhona Mitra.

it's always embarrassing when they ask an American actress to play a British character. what the fuck accent is Bridget Jones supposed to have...?

>>219787198
>wala
I'll take the bait and give you another (You)
It's spelled voila, literally see (voir) and there (là) in French

>>219787547
>It's spelled voila
>literally see (voir) and there (là) in French
>là

then where did the accent go, Frenchie? violà, hoisted by your own pittard.

>>219783416
She has such an iconic face, like one-in-a generation, but she is just a nepo baby.

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>>219783416
>on Sept. 14, 2016, Jolie, Pitt and their six children were traveling from the winery, Chateau Miraval, to Los Angeles.
>“Pitt’s aggressive behavior started even before the family got to the airport, with Pitt having a confrontation with one of the children. After the flight took off, Jolie approached Pitt and asked him what was wrong,” the filing says. “Pitt accused her of being too deferential to the children and verbally attacked her.”
>Later, it says, “He pulled her into the bathroom and began yelling at her. Pitt grabbed Jolie by the head and shook her, and then grabbed her shoulders and shook her again before pushing her into the bathroom wall.”
>One of the children, who were between 8 and 15 years old at the time, verbally defended Jolie, the countersuit says, and Pitt lashed out.
>“Pitt lunged at his own child and Jolie grabbed him from behind to stop him. To get Jolie off his back, Pitt threw himself backwards into the airplane’s seats injuring Jolie’s back and elbow,” the filing says. “The children rushed in and all bravely tried to protect each other. Before it was over, Pitt choked one of the children and struck another in the face.”
>The document says he subsequently poured beer on Jolie and poured beer and red wine on the children.
>It included a photo of a bruise on Jolie’s elbow and a “rug-burn type injury” on her hand. In it she said that she had seen Pitt have two to three drinks, but said he appeared articulate and not intoxicated.
>The investigators met with federal prosecutors, and “It was agreed by all parties that criminal charges in this case would not be pursued due to several factors,” the report says.
>Brad Pitt told Angelina Jolie one of her children 'looked like a fucking Columbine kid'
>Pitt had also allegedly taken Jolie to the back of the plane, grabbed her shoulders and shook her while yelling, 'You're fucking up this family

>>219783416
how much plastic surgery has she had over the years ?

>>219789900
Poor Brad. He must have eaten a bucket of bullshit that day

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>>219783416
She was so hot in Hackers.

>>219790580
Damn whoever made this comic must have a dick like a tic-tac

>>219790619
she was insanely hot up until Mr and Mrs Smith.

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>>219787179
What an angry little goblin.

>>219783416
salute to all the dicks that fucked her in her prime

>>219789900
Jennifer Aniston must be a colossal pain in the ass for Pitt to ditch prime Rachel for that fucking crazy bitch and her pack of pet third-worlders.

>>219790631
He was an incel at the time, since then he's gotten a girlfriend and now all his comics are about being happy and fucking his girlfriend.

Truly peak Asian masculinity

>>219790771
Aniston has a barren womb

Never found her attractive. Cant say she's any kind of actress, I mean, her roles are kind of very similar. Can't think of any movie where she was like "oh yeah, totally made this movie happen", literally none.

>>219783416
good in the boner collector

Before Girl, Interrupted, she was already praised for her job in Gia Carangi biopic. Can't remember if she won a GG for it or was just a nom, but she was indeed good in that movie. She is a good actress, but her roles are quite random and not always showcase her talent.

>>219783416
Great in Salt. Yes, we were surprised too.

>>219791708
She’s hot but in a dirty swarthoid way. Like a sexy gypsy who will steal your soul. If you’re into that you have a mental illness.

>>219787150
Its hard to portray the hours of time spent exploring and trying to figure puzzles in levels. Tomb raider 2 is locked in my brain for the mental energy required to beat each level. The movie rocked and I even watched the second just for how much I like the 1st one. Fun fact, the german inglorious basterd is a henchmen in the
2nd tomb raider.

>>219790771
She couldn't give him children while he and Angelina Jolie bonded over how much they loved kids and wanted them or in Jolie's case, more of them.

>>219787198
That wasn't a spelling error. That was not even knowing the word.

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>>219794285
holy shit he meant 'curated', not 'current'.