>>219787449
Wasn't planning on watching anyway

I plan on exploring myself while watching the eventual webms

I'm just gonna let incel youtubers tell me if its woke goyslop or not before I buying any tickets

>>219787449
Just another money laundering scheme, then?

>>219787512
Always has been, you think movies are made for entertainment?

>>219787449
Jordan Peterson talked about compassion too, and the leftist bootlickers hated him for it

none of the good guys matter so whatever just don't fuck up Skeletor

>>219787524
Who would want to become Vegeta? He's the king of jobbers. Loses practically every fight he's ever in.

>>219787618
nta but he's still a huge improvement because I can't even beat up the average anon that browses this board

>>219787449
>all the shills defending the pronouns in the trailer as just a joke
>this comes out
Also WHY base your movie on the shitty cartoon instead of the cool minicomics. He-Man never even uses his sword in the cartoon

>>219787449
>Actor doesn't know shit about the He-Man property and just babbles about social issues or Israel.
Yes, we know.

>>219787618
>almost killed Bulma multiple times, directly or indirectly
>starts living in her mansion out of nowhere, enjoying her high tech facilities and basically he's a kept man
>cucks Yamcha out of his hot gf
>creampies her and fathers the only cool half-saiyan in the whole story
Vegeta is based, it's not his fault if he has to job for plot-related reasons.

>>219787550
has to be done through an academic feminist frame like this movie or it's fascism

>>219787535
Only 1 in every 12

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>>219787449
She can explore my toxic masculinity if you take my infuriatingly ambiguous implication

>>219787512
It's an Amazon movie, so yeah. Their only one to make money theatrically has been the Goose Reddit Scifi film.

>>219787512
It's not money laundering, it's tax fraud. Very different crimes.

>>219792625
Explain please

>>219792697
Money laundering: Taking money made from the proceeds of crimes ('dirty money') and make it appear to be from the proceeds of regular business ('cleaned money').
This is typically done using businesses with few financial regulations, business which typically take in a lot of cash (laundromats, strip clubs, car washes as in Breaking Bad), or for large scale operations obtuse banking and corporate law (Swiss banking laws, companies registered in British Overseas Territories).
Fraud: Lying about how money is spent or how much money you have.

What Hollywood does is defraud the government of any taxes that they should pay on the revenue generated from a film by making it appear that every film is a loss on the official books. They actually to this to the extent that not only do they not pay taxes on revenue, they write off the supposed loses for a tax break. This is in addition to the tax breaks that they get from various cities, states and countries as an incentive to film in that place.
They also defraud investors and crew who don't read their contracts well enough by offering a cut of the net (which is always less than zero) instead of the gross (actual revenue generated). Famously, the Tolkien estate had to sue New Line Cinema for profit owed on the LOTR trilogy because New Line said that the movies had turn zero profit.
It's only money laundering if they're turning money made of the drug trade, arms or human trafficking ect. into movies, which doesn't make a lot of sense. These illegal businesses operate on such a large scale that either they have paid for state protection or they're doing the aforementioned corporate/banking shell game because, frankly, it's easier.

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>>219787449
Didn't read your post OP but will be watching for Cami

>>219793619
Based

>>219787449
I'm sure most on /tv/ are aware Travis Knight is a Nike nepobaby whose father has funded his failed venture Laika, right? I guess the '80s franchise slop he's doing is a sign daddy cut him off.

>>219794884
>Laika
Why haven't they made anything in seven years? They averaged one film like every 2.5 years throughout the 2010s

>>219787449
Wait a minute...I'm not the target audience!

>>219788357
>>creampies her and fathers the only cool half-saiyan in the whole story
He isn't the father of Chadhan, though?

>>219787449
I’m so glad brave actresses are daring to speak out like this in order to save me my time and money. Bless her and all those like her.

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>>219787449
Why do modern day feminists always talk about toxic masculinity but never talk about or even acknowledge the existence of toxic femininity?

>>219796235
if you haven't figured it out yet, the claim that "feminism is about equality" and "we don't actually hate men" are bold faced lies

>>219787449
women ruined everything.

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>>219789666
Thanks Satan, for these wise words in these hard times.

>>219787449
I'm really confused about what this movie is even about. Like He-man is just a regular guy who's transported to their world or something. I remember playing with the toys when I was really young, but don't really remember the show very well at all so I got no real attachment to it.

>>219796235
Nigger I've been told by some feminist cunt that the reason that women interact with women the way they do is because they were forced to utilize the male gaze by the patriarchy
Those cunts will never take responsibility for anything

>>219789666
>has to be done through an academic feminist frame

This is true, progressive dei ideology has destroyed genuine story telling. All because we were unable to gatekeep these frauds from male dominated communities.

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>>219793619
>Check out my fat mocha ass, toxic males!

>>219787596
He's being played by Morbius

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>>219796836
Who gives a shit? He-man was sent to earth by his mom or something but he's the chosen one or whatever and he has to teleport back to (home planet) to defeat lared leto because of destiny and shit.

Spoiler alert, He-Man wins and Skeletor is defeated but not killed, everyone is jepordy is saved/rescued.

>>219797108
Thanks for ruining the entire plot, jerk.

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>>219787449
Leftists and their corporations can explore toxic masculinity as much as they want, but without my money.

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>>219797158
My dad works at Nintendo.

>>219796235
Because toxic masculinity is a socialist conspiracy theory. It was not devised in good faith and there is no merrit to it.

>>219796836
His mom is an astronaut from Earth. So it looks like when Skeletor attacks, she sends young Adam there to keep him safe.

>>219797108
>He-Man wins
Teela wins. We just had Mario movie where two princesses saved each other.

>>219797163
story telling, entertainment, male dominated communities have fundamentally changed, the genuine free human thought we used to get in all sectors of entertainment/business/science/tech is gone and replaced with treating the woman like a an adult with no agency, essentially a child leading to the degradation of said sectors and high skilled areas of human output.

all that to say it's too late even if guys like us are checked out of the goyslop, the damage is done.

>>219797259
>saved
Shaved would be hotter.

>>219787707
If Goku doesn’t show up, I think I got a good chance.

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>>219787449
The film will bomb and then they will blame men. Again.

So they dont even try to give these retards media training anymore

>>219797864
On the contrary, that is the .edia training. No normal human being speaks like that. Same shit as with that Supergirl chick. No sentient human being uses phrase like 'ownership of women's bodies' in casual conversation.