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>>219787559
There are some cool moments in the Craig bonds, but the franchise died when they moved away from Brosnan, and more importantly the spirit behind those movies. Gritty, realistic, grounded, these words have very limited use in the world of Bond, but they slapped it all over like a coat of cheap paint. Now we have James Bond in "The Landlord Special" it may as well be any other action movie at this point.
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>>219787981
It's always the writing where Amazon fuck up. They throw huge piles of money into the special effects, and usually get some good actors on board too, but then they shoot the most messy and negligent scripts as if the writing does not matter at all.
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>>219788035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEXmYnKUcUU
>this isn't kino
son I am disappoint
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>>219787958
This is not me saying M:I is bad, though trying to make like-for-like comparisons between Bond and M:I risks overstating the similarities. Yes, they are both spies, but 1) M:I is more built around a team aspect that Bond does not have; and 2) Ethan Hunt, while I would not say he has no personality, a lot of M:I is 'here is Tom Cruise doing a stunt' rather than 'here is your popular character Ethan Hunt that you as a casual audience member of the top of your head can rattle off what his meaningful personality is'. With Bond it is the people working on it either do not actually like character or they do not properly understand what people actually want from the franchise, so you get a misguided and shallow use of the Bond iconography.
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>>219788105
2 isn't kino but it is not super bad either, and totally feels like they turned the unfinished script for an over the top action movie into a Mission Impossible movie to make more money, similar to what happened with Simon Says/Die Hard 3
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>>219787958
>How did Mission Impossible continue to build while James Bond fell off so hard
Because M:I is an action franchise which centers around Tom Cruise's charisma whereas Bond is a very un-PC character from a very different time that doesn't translate well into our own.
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>>219788010
>a big stunt montage with a thin plot to tie it all together.
The three main hallmarks of Bond for me were always crazy big sets, huge practical stunts, beautiful locations. The MI movies would deliver on these things while Craig's last three movies all but abandoned them while sniffing their own subversive farts. The MI movies have their problems but they have have spiritually closer to classic Bond than anything Eon has shat out in the last 15 years.
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>>219787559
broccoli confirmed the aaron taylor jew made up the whole rumor himself. he was never considered for bond
dalton won. simple as that
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>>219787958
Mission Impossible dropped off after Fallout. I didn't watch the last one but Dead Reckoning was almost as bad as No Time to Die. Both franchises have been ruined by dumb people who don't understand the genre.
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>>219787935
This
There's quite literally nothing stopping Amazon from hiring a 30-something Bong actor who can look handsome and say quips, spinning a globe and throwing together some caper set in a country like Morocco about a bad guy who wants to turn poor people into diamonds, or some shit like that. The issue is that no one capable of making a fun movie is allowed anywhere near the property, so it'll gather dust until they make something approved by a committee in about 5 years that people will be payed to say is good
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>>219787935
Amazon is obviously bad news for the franchise, but trusting it to a director with the right sense of energy, playfulness and flair could possibly have made it at least worth a watch
Instead, they went with Villeneuve
It's so fucking over
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>>219788629
James Bond has never been for kids dumbass, unless you count the James Bond Jr cartoon. Back in the 60s/70s many parents wouldn't even allow their kids to watch them because they were considered risque and too violent.
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>>219787559
Some PR bot for Austin Butler claimed a few months ago that Callum Turner got the job. It explains why Turner was suddenly giving interviews to Daily Mail trying to make their ~friendship a thing, while he's getting papped with Dua Lipa like on a neverending press tour. She's helping to sex up his (balding) image for a franchise gig.
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>>219788576
Goldeneye was the perfect match of humor and seriousness, but Die Another Day was way too silly.
I feel like they really need to set the stories back in the 60s again. Things just aren't the same out of the Cold War context and embrace the tropes of the genre again like the villains having secret island bases and stuff.
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>>219788273
You forgot the beautiful women and strong men, which was the core of the power fantasy that attracted the audience. MI have both, you still want to be Tom doing that crazy shit, while nobody wants to be Craig even if that gives you a glimpsy of Ana DeArmas tits. Bond is ashamed of it's women being beautiful and the men being strong so just like you said they subverted that by showing strong women and uselless, broken men. Nobody wants to be Craig riding bitch to Lashana Lynch
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When the day comes that it's possible to make good movies again, 'The Saint' will be waiting, mostly unsullied. The Val Kilmer movie was fine but didn't do well enough at the box office to justify a new franchise. A few tepid attempts at relaunching it, including one with Moore that ended up in development hell, has ensured it has stayed out of the public eye, which means it has little cultural baggage.
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>>219787559
it died when they used that small manlet
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kek
>>219789902
>Goldeneye
exactly
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>>219787559
saw this a couple days ago in my bond marathon after everyone said it's the gritty bond, and it's just an OK moore movie with a slightly more pretentious actor playing bond. fuck you daltonfagsi'll watch license to kill tonight
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>gritty
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