start drinking, smoking, and get lead poisoning

this is what you get if you sacrifice enough foreskin to Moloch.
but is not worthy in the long term.

>>219788865
It's also the age with the best medicine and the most medical research.
My grandma turns 92 in a couple weeks.
It's not like any of these people were ever known as a hard partier and outside of some of their characters smoking I don't think any were long-term smokers.
You know there's so much mythos about hard living entertainers, but there's also a ton of entertainers who spend their nights in bed with their spouse, watching the TV and movies they didn't work on. Occasionally telling their family "oh she's hard to work with", "I know that guy!", "he's the sweetest man, so generous", "that girl, I worked with her on a show the director was nuts, finally I think it was Robert Duvall just dropped the script, said 'I'm done' and walked out."
May have a glass of wine, smoked a doobie in 1966 and tried amphetamines for a month in the 50s, but generally ate healthy and lived active and always caught the disease before it progressed.

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>yfw you're 100 years old and not famous

>>219789046
Audition for the upcoming Elden Ring movie. I'm sure they'll have something for you.

Born just in time for modern medicine but before the normalization of goyslop and nu-feudalism, you're gonna see gen Z and millennials dying in their 70s way more

>>219789082
People who grew up in the '50s ate much more processed foods than kids today do

>>219789082
I dont get how any human being can endure more than 5 years of netflix and trash food

>>219788865
>This is an insane age to live to
God set the current limit to 120ish years. Most don't make it due to luck and lack of willpower.

Before the great flood it was possible to live even longer, again with luck and willpower.

Mel Brooks is like 2060 years old

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>>219789007
>best medicine and the most medical research.
>>219789082
>just in time for modern medicine

>>219788865
>Did they all sign deals with the Devil?
In your mind, can't you find any better explanation for this?

>>219788865
the power of adrenochrome

>>219789386
Hope we will get a sticky in June when he hits 100.

>>219789614
Barbra Streisand's dad had what I have and they lived near where I live.
One day when Babs was a month old, he had a seizure, fell onto some subway tracks and died. That's less likely to happen to me because they made drugs to keep me from having a seizure and falling onto subway tracks.

>>219788865
Tim Allen looks rough here

Shatner somehow seems to look the best and his mind is pretty sharp for that age.

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>>219788865
George Burns lived to be 100 and he was famous for non-stop cigar smoking. Some people just have really good genetics.

>>219789082
>two more..... decades!

>>219789946
Shatners had lots of work done though
He does look great especially for fuckin 95 but he's at least semi bogged

I'm not quite 40 yet and it already feels like this shit is taking forever. Living to 100 sounds like a nightmare.

>>219789946
I'm convinced him and George Takei simply survive of their hatred of each other and desire to outlive the other.

>>219789614
Modern medicine is extremely advanced if you can afford it

>>219789999
Throat cancer is probably ever so harder to get than lung cancer.

Why did noone tell me Dick Van Dyke turned 100 December last year? I would have celebrated, very nice guy and very good attitude.

>>219789614
>>219790097
If rich people get cancer the doctors will do a keyhole surgery to extract a piece of the tumor and then they'll test a bunch of different therapies on it to find the perfect treatment. Normals don't get this.

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>>219788865
Lots of people turning 100 this year.

>>219789150
its not the processed food that's the problem, its the product used. the plants and meats are being degraded for profit and lack the nutrients needed

>>219790041
Whatever he is doing it woorks, but I'm more impressed with his mind still working at that age.
>>219790046
lel, Takei looks rough btw, has a cane and is what 10 years younger

>>219789641
No. A mustache twirling cosmic opponent to an omnipotent jew god is the only explanation

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>>219790297
Sometimes medicine can help but it's rarely the reason anyone lives to 100.

Apparently the one major health problem Van Dyke had (apart from his leg problems) the doctors had no clue what to do about, and it later turned out to be dental implants (a medical procedure) that were responsible for it.

Cardiology is a field I can kind of see working, other than that it's extremely rare medicine helps and it's much more likely to harm.

>>219790368
>Takei looks rough btw, has a cane
Getting your rice bowl pounded your whole life will do that

>>219789046
Wdym? Droopy is a Looney Tunes legend

>>219790297
Why'd Boseman die so quickly then? That guy had Marvel money.

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>>219790462
im really happy for him

>>219790562
Droopy was from MGM cartoons, Looney Tunes were a Warner Brothers product.

>>219790610
Would his wife. She has a sexo energy.

>>219790462
>positive outlook and never getting angry
People overall underestimate how much stress really affects your health. Just going around being neurotic and angry all the time about every little thing is what's going to age you and reduce your lifespan the most.

>>219788865
>thousands of Hollywood actors
>some of them survive to 90+
Ok and a bunch more died at 65

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>>219790671
shes like a milf version of the Twin peaks girl

>>219789007
Addicts are tough to work with so usually their careers are cut short. People underestimate how boring actors really are. They are empty shells. Very good at portraying someone interesting with the right script and direction but you listen to them in a candid interview and 90% of them are the most NPC normalfags imagineable.

they had Dick Van Dyke do a TV ad for the FDA in the 70s to promote some kind of nutritional awareness campaign they were doing back then

>>219790700
Anger is great for longevity. The most spiteful people tend to live forever. It’s fear that kills.

>>219788865
Their generation was before drug use was really a thing, that came in with the boomers. At most they would have drank and smoked, but huffing coke and whatnot was a boomer thing which is why half the 70s-80s SNL cast members are dead now.

>>219788865
I hope to never find out that feeling of knowing that death could come at any moment, and you pretty much guaranteed won’t live to see another decade.

I want my final words to be something like “Hey, what was tha-“

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What about all of them?

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>>219790610
You think they still fuck?

>>219790895
>which is why half the 70s-80s SNL cast members are dead now
Joe Piscopo and Eddie Murphy refused to touch the stuff when they saw what it did to all their friends.

>>219791022
THEY AREN'T IN ANY ORDER
I'M SO TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW

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>>219788865
We are just npc in Clint's quantum immortality

>>219789046
>have you ever heard the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise

>>219790832
Maybe more in the sense that you feel like you have something to prove in your life and so your body doesn't give up as easily. People who feel like they have things to live for will live for a long time like politicians and businessmen despite being horrible people in their own lives.

Phisical labour and stress kills you faster than addictives.
Media doesn't want you to know that because you would hate your stupid goy life even more

>>219788865
i asked my great aunt what the secret is, who is 103
she claims it's down to just relaxing and never sweating the small stuff, but really it's 90% genetics
she is a genetic freak that rolled a 10 in literally everything, beauty inside and out, health, intelligence. i wish i had half of her rolls

>>219790041
To quote, or at least paraphrase the man: tasteful Botox and 10 pounds of excess weight per decade over 60.

>>219789082
I think that's secret. They were simply born in Golden age

>>219791022
Those were overdoses and suicides and accidents?

>>219791022
Outside of Yelchin mostly drugs. Yelchin was a pure freak accident

>>219788865
It's not insane. You never heard about survivor bias. Wow, it's crazy how all these actors lived too very old age..... except all the ones that died young.

>>219788865
William Powell still alive?

>>219793775
>beauty inside and out
lmao what?

>>219790567
He had already beaten the cancer once, when it came back he just kept his mouth shut to get the final payday for his family.

>>219791022
Basquiat wasn't an actor or musician. He was an artist.

>>219791022
27 isn’t a magic number, it’s just the age where being rich, addicted, and surrounded by yes-men cashes the check. If Hendrix had been born in 1995 he’d just be another SoundCloud burnout with a face tat and a podcast about sobriety.

Also half of them were spiraling for years beforehand. It’s not some mystical “rockstar curse,” it’s untreated mental illness + unlimited access + no one telling you no.

Yelchin is the only one there that actually feels tragic instead of inevitable. The rest are basically cautionary posters for not believing your own myth at 23.

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>>219788865
>rich people live a long time
yeah

>>219797150
It's all just one big coinkidink.

>>219788865
What's going on with Space Balls 2? Did it get shelves or was it a meme?

>>219788865
>This is an insane age to live to, especially in the era of heavy drinking and smoking
I can't speak fot the others, but Clint does not drink and all instances of him smoking are caught on camera

>>219797428
>Spaceballs: The New One is scheduled to be released in the United States on April 23, 2027.
Hopefully he lives to see it.

>>219791022
In this age and have done nothing with my life. How long will I live? :0

>>219796938
He made ugly stupid shit that jews love. Artist my entire ass.

>>219795897
Cobain was killed, in fact