Assaulted two Oompa Loompas and used Wonka's machine without permission

>>219790697
It wasn’t really assault, they were just in the way

used the r-slur

>>219790814
Based

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>>219790382
He became short so he didn't need to do anything wrong he was already wrong.

>>219790382
I don't like that they had the dad instead of the mom like in the og

>>219791484
Why

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Das rite

He was a gamer

>>219791535
Based

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>>219791506
Because I like stuck up lady teacher more than dopey bald male teacher

>>219791560
What if it was both of them there like in the original book

>>219791516
When I was young I thought this was the laziest shit ever but i was wrong every song segment in the remake is absolute quinoa

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>>219790382
He liked television

At the time the book was written television was viewed like videogames or social media were for our generations.
It was the latest thing that was corrupting the children and rotting their brains.

>>219790382
Cracked the distribution code rather than blindly choosing a golden ticket.

>>219790382
Wonka in the 2005 movie (and in the actual book) isn't intentionally setting up punishments for the kids. He's just a mad scientist and they screw themselves over by fucking with arcane machinery they can't understand. It's like asking what a Chinese factory worker did to "deserve" being incinerated or flattened into a pancake. Nothing. Xi Jinping didn't plan that out.

>>219791691
It was absolutely planned out, he had a whole song and dance for it planned out

>>219791779
Veruca's father even points out the Oompa Loompas seemed rehearsed

>>219791779
>AUGUSTUS SNEED
>AUGUSTUS SNEED
>THE GREAT BIG CHUCKY FUCK AND SUCK

Kids were all explicitly told to not do or touch things and they did so because their parents didn't properly raise them. It's not necessarily their fault, but it was consequence of their actions. In the new movie, Violet's mom encouraged her to try the gum and after Verucca jumps for a squirrel, her dad tried to buy one instead of discipline his child. Augustus' and Mike's parents were just pussies who didn't have the guts to straighten up their kids either but rather than encouraging them, didn't have the nerve to tell them no. They all would have been fine if they had just followed indications as explained.

>>219791897
That's just 2000s cynicism.

>>219792052
Eh, Mike’s punishment was deliberately made worse by the Oompa Loompas

>>219792052
>That's just 2000s cynicism.
This. You couldn't have whimsy without lampshading it. The capeshit epidemic made it even worse. We still haven't recovered.

>>219792081
This, the Oompa Loompa didn't have to point the camera af Mike

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>>219790382
He was arrogant and too proud of his intelligence and didn't show any humility even when he was warned to not use the machine.

>>219793383
It’s not pride if you’re actually the smartest in the room

>>219790382
Peter Griffin hates him

>>219793608
How he ended up is the proof he wasn't the smartest one in the room

>>219793679
That was more Wonka’s doing than anything

>>219790382
>I call them Oomper Loompers, the hard r at the end just sounds more proper doesn't it?
Was it Depp's choice or Tim's choice to include this line?

>>219790382
>Teavee
What nationality is this?

>>219791560
She should have put him in her bra to shut him up with her boobs

>>219795471
Isle of Man