>>219790644
Orange man bad. That's pretty much it.

paulie get ipad

>>219790644
Tony would have to be even more of a pussy and some woman would eventually replace him because woman power

>>219790644
It's an "AJ is trooning himself out asking for estrogen and cutting his penis off" episode

>>219790644
The daughter is hot.

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>A heteronormative boss? No way

>>219791091

Ikr? She’s clearly not dressed for the same weather as the rest

>>219791192
>>219791091
>>219790644
Why are zoomer women wearing baggy 90s pants now?

>>219790644
Holy shit, bottom left looks exactly like my mom. Spooky

>>219791207
Fashion is cyclical

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>You are heckin' valid and living your truth, sister, makes me proud

>>219791207
90s fashions coming back as a reaction to the 80s nostalgia ten years ago. Expect 2000s fashion trends to resurface in ten years.

>>219791248
It does make sense, shouldnt these women want to show off their legs and asses? baggy jeans prevents all of that

>>219791279
I await the return of low rise jeans

>>219791207
>zoomer women wearing baggy 90s pants
fat

>>219791338
never gonna happen, too many fat women

Meadow get blacked

>>219790644
Everybody EXCEPT Vito is a fag. He is killed for this reason.

>>219790644
>"dad, are you in the crypto scam industry?

>>219790947
Well, isn't Trump tough on crime? Also he literally had Giuliani as a lawyer.

just watch Tulsa King, that's what it would be like, Tony would have a black sidekick and go around telling people they work for him now

>>219790644
Instead of the Honeymooners, there would be constant references to HIMYM

>>219790644
>tony bullying nazi biker gang
>son goes trans, grows out of it and starts listening to nick fuentes
>daughter dates a black dude
>one of the guy is caught at a maga rally wearing a maga hat and claims it's just a joke (he's also openly gay)
>paulie starts a podcast and tony tells him this needs to fucking stop
>carmela starts making a jokes about having a devil's threesome and tony starts dreaming about making awkward eye contact with junior as they both fuck carmela
>junior tells tony he was always like a little chud
>female hitwoman from czechslowakia almost kills paulie and christopher
>the city council forces tony's social club to get a wheelchair ramp or get closed
>richie aprile is still richie aprile but he's wearing a limp bizkit hat and listens to the mission impossible soundrack in one scene
>phil takes anthony out to eat ice cream while anthony dresses like young republican ("you look like an incel")

etc.

>>219790644
Donald Trump

>>219791283
Leave it to the imagination. Zooms can pull out the pornbrick whenever they want to see those

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>>219790644
> Hey Chrissy
> ...what's bussing? I dunno whatcha talking bout.
> How's that ehh... podcast you said? What the fuck is looksmaxxing?
> Hey listen hee, I ain't no fanook are ya messing wit me kid?
> Ade is wha? What the hell is OnlyFans?
> Whaddaymean AJ now has pronouns? What was wrong wit the ones he had?
> Anyways gotta go, meet wit Low T.

Carmella get blacked

>>219791279
2000s fashion trends have been prominent for like 8 years. 90s fashion came back in style in the 2010s but now they’ve mixed with 00s

>>219791274
>hey!
>we don't tolerate homophobia in this little club of ours!

>>219791283
Women nowadays want to look as unattractive to men as possible. The trend is called "man repellant", google it.

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>>219791556
It doesn’t work. Men just adapt. Japanese people found this sexy for hundreds of years

>>219791609
> Japanese people
japanese aren't people

>>219791338
I await the return of girls skinny enough to wear them.

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I PUSH MY FORK INTO

>>219791556
I read a article that said that kind of look is actually about intimidating other women.
The same way a peacock carries around a huge uselyy apendage just to show off that he's hot shit so do women make themselves look unappealing to show off they can look like clowns and still get attention/men.

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WE'RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR GOONCAVE, NOT MY FUCKIN' "CORTISOLMAXXXING"!

>>219791091
POST HER ROOMMATES BOOM BOOM WEBM

>>219791279
2000s fashion has been back for a while now. some are trying to bring back late 00s early 2010s now lol
>>219791338
those are back now too

>>219790644
Meadow looks like a lighter skinned Latina dressed like that

>>219792029
You'll never guess where light skinned Latinas trace their ancestry to

>>219791279
Zoomers and gen a have that y2k clothing on tiktok. Its a trend

>>219791274
>still shits in the shower room
>this time from its axewound

>>219790644
Rizzler grows into a swole chud manosphere leader who uses his clout to continue human/drug trafficking.

>>219790947
Hard to see Tony not hating a pedo New York businessman that shits on the pipe

>>219790644
>Chrissy Jesus fucking Christ tell me you turned off location settings
>Eyyy Tone it ain't me I got airplane mode on
>What about you Paulie
>Don't look at me T I got Do Not Disturb on
>Do Not Disturb???

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>20 years in the can not a fucking peep
>Living 19 of them as the wrong fucking gender
>I compromised, became true to myself
>Philippa Leonardo
>I still fuck women unlike my fag brother in law
>Let me tell you a couple of three pronouns - "she, her, they" cocksucker

>>219793059
Still no evidence of Trump being a pedo. He has slashed immigration though.

>The harddrive contains 2 Bitcoins Tone
>Did you get the encryption key?
>That's the thing...
>You traded a stack of Shitcoins for a drive that MIGHT contain 2 bitcoin and you didn't even get the fucking encryption?
>Relax Tone, Sylv can get it
>Already on it

start with covid. golden age of mob. and show decline and fall.

>>219793761
>doesn't release the files of his pedo friend
>even loses political allies because of that
>starts several wars as a distraction
>he does that because he's totally not a pedo himself
OK brainlet

>>219790644

they would be Albanian or from the steppe

>>219793886
Got any proofs, Ivan?

>>219793886
He released the files, Epstein wasn't his friend (at least for the last like 20 years of his life), and he started the war for geopolitical reasons. The Epstein file interest peaked months before the Iran war started. If he started the war to distract from the Epstein files he's doing a pretty damn bad job about it.

>>219793886
For your sake I hope you're trolling and not genuinely this brainwashed.

>>219791469
>paulie starts a podcast
>its just him repeating jokes he just heard to his co-host.

>>219791452
>isn't a pedophile thought on crime
Anon, I....

>>219791469
>>paulie starts a podcast and tony tells him this needs to fucking stop
Kek
>What's this I'm hearing about you being a fucking flat earther
>Whoa I was taken out of context
*Tony holds up his phone and presses play in a YouTube video of Paulie and some young guy sitting at a desk*
>Paulie - Look after everything we've talked about here today, I can see that nothings really adding up. We should be able to see the curvature on the horizon, that ain't natural. And there's a bunch of other shit too. I'm 100% behind this flat earth shit, you got yourself a believer now
>That's slander! Where's the fucken context??

>>219794119
Ivan, still waiting on that proof.

>>219790644
For starters, They wouldn't have children. They'd have dogs and they would let them live/sleep inside the house and on the furniture.

This world is an unbearable nightmare. Getting married and having kids is something stupid people do.

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>>219790644
Tony would be open about seeing a psychologist and would cry manly tears before and after killing a person

that's pretty much it