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Never ever bro.

>>219793529
Afraid of women?

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>>219793664
No, I was telling OP to stop simping for imaginary women.
It leads nowhere good.

>>219793432
Growing up, I always assumed Double-D was a woman and that Kazooie was a dude.

>>219793888
I wanna fuck Kazooie.

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AHHHHHHHHHHH

>>219793888
Nigga how?

>>219794791
How did I assume a longhaired character with a highpitched voice was a woman?
If you don't know its a hat, it just looks like a mini-marge simpson.

Come to think of it their voices are pretty similar too.

>>219794964
You're retarded

How come there were no Ed Edd n Eddy representatives in the new CN meme?

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>>219793432
>"Oh my God, is that a cute tomboy leaning in to KISS me?! HELP!!! HEEELP! SOmebody rescue me from this, HEEEEELLP!!!"

>>219794964
>How did I assume a longhaired character
its not hair it's a beanie

>>219793965
She makes streams now

>>219796227
Now imagine her stank trailer park breath right on your nose.

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I fucking love Trailer Park Whiskey Tango girls. Sadly they only love meth.

>>219796227
>cute tomboy

They all looked like they smelled like shit.

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>>219793664
Afraid of having my life ruined, yeah.

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>>219796237
You samefag responded twice without reading the second sentence.

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Lee secretly mogs her sisters

>>219796498
Too bad she dresses like someone's grandma.

>>219796227
Unironically me when I was prepubescent.

>>219793432
Kys self inserting faggot

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>>219796227
>>219793432

>>>/r9k/, millennioid incels

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>>219793432
Do women get really disappointed when you're average or smaller?

>>219796227
No matter how much 4chan wants to fuck them or how fanart portrays them, the Kankers in-universe are supposed to be dirty trailer trash (call Ed gross but at least he has a perfect set of white teeth unlike the yellow shit the Kankers have except for May) on top of being downright mean and abusive. They were outcasts even moreso than the Eds and Johnny were and it's completely understandable why the other kids disliked and avoided them.

>>219796977
The retarded virgins on here claim to love the dirty moldy unwashed ass cracks of obese "BBW"s and their fart gas, so it isn't surprising they'd find cartoon trailer trash appealing. But I guarantee if they smelled that IRL they'd throw up, like that one pasta of the retard who actually fell for the meme and inhaled his girl's brap.

>>219796839
no they don't, if they do, they will never tell you or other men. They might tell their female friends. But in general, they don't care, they put up with so much shit to stay in a relationship, that I can't believe a small dick can be considered a problem, I've seen girls dating the ugliest men alive, fat , obnoxious, arrogant, treats her like shit, etc. And they still stay with them, hell , women even get beaten badly by their men and still wanna work things out.

>>219797271
>they put up with so much shit to stay in a relationship
lol they used to before they could get access to guys at the drop of a hat

>>219793432
My sort-of not-quite but-could-have-been-under-other-circumstances ex from high school and i were similar to Marie and Double D as an almost-couple. i was always the smartest one in the room and she was a druggie delinquent early-2010s mallgoth. She's a stripper now but fortunately we are still platonic friends (and i am also an addict now)
>the class autist and the emotionally unstable wreck of a girl with a high propensity to be found dead in a ditch at 22 with heron n her veins is a great match ngl. (maybe in another life)

>>219796227
People seem to forget/deny that girls are typically interested in boys before boys are interested in girls, and even when boys do start to develop an interest in girls, it tends to be more in the abstract, like wanting to look at a naked woman moreso than being attracted to any specific girl.

>>219797271
Sounds like stockholm syndrome anon.

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the VAs

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This thread rules! Marie Kanker is a total babe!

>>219796451
i actually didnt read the second sentence lol. i realized u said that right after i replied

>>219797801
Women have always been able to get guys at the drop of a hat, it has always been like that; during the middle ages, during the ancient Rome times, you name it. They are always looking for someone, but you have to make sure that they are with you. They still eat loads of shit in a relationship, they get attached too easily etc, most girls are still like that. Times never change, it's just our impression.

>>219798157
Some girls have that syndrome. Others are just naturally very tolerant. Women don't care about dick size, that's a fact. I know it's a boring reality, and it would be a lot funnier and thrilling if girls did care a lot for the measurements of the male genitalia. But they don't. It will never matter in serious a relationship.

>that's the joke

>>219799497
Ignore the incel, you're 100% right. My experiance is that women are usually difficult to crack but once you make a girl cum then the table turn immediately and suddenly you've got her stuck to you.

>>219797065
>like that one pasta of the retard who actually fell for the meme and inhaled his girl's brap
Someone post it. I've never seen this one

>>219793834
shut up faggot

I rewatched the movie and it's kinda mid

Clueless virgins in here. I’ve had real life trailer trash throw themselves at me and it’s not exactly wife material but you’re retarded not to pocket them.
>they stink they smell bad etc etc
What do you guys think sex smells like? You guys never been in doggy and noticed a little smear of poo poo? Had sex with a girl with BO? it’s not a daily driver but it’s kino. It’s nasty sex. And sex is nasty. I get like, brushing your teeth before sex or something but showering before sex is the worst. Pheromones are real.

In high school this random trailer trash retard attached herself to me out of nowhere and we made out on the school bus and then she invited me to her house for the “sex Olympics”. Her breath smelled like pickles and root beer. She wore stupid glasses and dressed bed. Have a little fun guys.

I never had a single girl show interest in me.

>>219797271
Those men are hung. You can't get in a romantic relationship with a not-big dick.
>>219798157
Women love pirates. Is not necessarily wrong, but is how it is.

I've been to a bunch of trailer parks (for work) and they're full of elderly people and large Mexican families. I've never seen a trailer park hottie before. Many of said trailer parks I've visited are strictly for seniors.

>>219796839
it never began for you buddy boyo.

>>219798517
sovl

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>>219796839
they only care about how you make them feel, sex for them is in the mental domain. They want to feel sexy and desired which is independent from your dick

>>219796839
What do you think?

>>219793888
I can't get Kazooie at all. She's a nagging spiteful bitch

>>219796977
>>219797915
Yeah, but see, I have a completely alternative theory which is that you guys and the Ed boys are all just straight-up fucking gay.

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