>>219793687
isn't Wonka's factory supposed to look unassuming from outside? The crazy shit is supposed to be all a secret

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>>219793687
>Never gonna stop, is it?
No.

>>219793687
the teaser synopsis reads like a Reddit fanfic or the basis of some dogshit cynical After Hours video Cracked would have put out

>willy means penis
>movie ends with "willy" giving his "factory" to a young boy
what did they mean by this

>>219796180
>Willy Wonka (Waititi) has spent the years since the Golden Ticket contest behind bars (not the chocolate kind) for the crime of turning a child into a blueberry. Having served his time, Wonka returns to his factory determined to add a little sweetness to a bitter world. But one thing stands in his way: teenager Charlie Paley (Connor) and his friends. Facing eviction, this next generation of “rotten” kids plot to break into the factory, nab a priceless Wonka Bar, and save their homes. But like many before them who enter the fantastical world of the factory, these kids are in for a bit more than they can chew…

wtf

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>>219793687
Cast him

>>219796311
So it’s Leprechaun, just with a candy bar instead of a pot of gold?

>>219793687
This movie is at least a decade too late for what it's trying to do.
>Dude, what if [fictional character] actually went to jail for what they did??
Go ahead and make a movie where Kevin from Home Alone has to serve time for attempted murder.

>>219796231
not just his factory his "chocolate factory" aka his anus

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>>219793687
haven't stop wonkin' my willy since I heard about this

>>219793687
I saw Kit Connor on broadway a few years ago, he was good

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UMAMI

>>219796678
the lil' indian guy is so awesome

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>>219796735
Wonka's midget slave army mocks you while you're dying.

>>219796792
Michael B Jordan wins an Oscar for playing twins while this guy in 2005 was an entire orchestra

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaM4GHbEw8U

>>219796904
love the musical numbers in this

>>219796374
i was thinking more like don't breathe