he's a chud

He's a chad

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Fuck Ridley Scott

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>be giant bald son of Yakub
>Develop monke
>Realise, you don't like monke
>Want to destroy monke
>Develop other shit to kill monke
>It gets stuck midtransit
>Forget about it
>Monke find truck
>Monke realises The Sons of Yakub are their dads in some fucked up way
>Monke also develops something...they kindda don't like them, them synths.
>Weird confusing schizo things happen, and now synths go and kill the sons of Yakub.
>Monke now has to deal with disgusting black creatures that jump really high, impregnates everything in their paths, eats everything, and can get anywhere they wish to while dealing with their synths schizophrenia.
>Sons of Yakub are very much dead for being retards, and create a cycle of death and suffering justified by some darwinism complex that at its core is retarded.

>>219795395
david insulted him a little bit, got a little out of order himself

>>219795395
Woke him up and didn't even give him his morning coffee

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>>219795395
In the original script, an Engineer came down to Earth to visit their creation and was crucified which is where the Christ myth came from. If this plotline was included the movie would be infinitely more controversial but at least the other Engineer's reaction to humans waking him up would actually make sense.

>>219795395
Where are the engineer women?

>>219795641
>the bible didn't mention that Jesus was a 9ft tall, bald, body building albino

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no one cared who he was

>>219795641
>but at least the other Engineer's reaction to humans waking him up would actually make sense.
It makes a lot of sense as it was released, the Jesus line is stupid. Superior being birthed Man, without expecting it to come knocking demanding answers, as if their space-faring trinkets merit their prayers being answered, a most prideful display. On top of that, pissing on the former's creation with an artificial mockery, claiming they're level because of it. It's deeply religious in its core issues and doesn't need a direct bible reference to be so.

>Woken by subhumanoids talking gibberish
>Starts smashing skulls

>>219795529
Alien could really be a cool setting about humanity finally reaching the stars and encountering a dead universe filled with nothing but the surviving horrors of lost civilizations and not everything needs to revolve around the engineers and xenomorphs.