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BEE My Victim edition
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>BEE My Victim
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Jesus christ wtf went wrong
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>HouBEEni did it in two-and-a-half minutezzz.
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Watched the 2021 Candyman recently and it's worse than I thought it would be. There isn't even an actual Candyman in it, they just use the name to represent the vengeful spirit of all black people in history who were killed by white people.
I genuinely rate it lower than part 2 and 3, which at least have that straight-to-video charm and some interesting settings and visuals
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> To be fair, the sassy black friend is the best part of Insidious 5.
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It's coming
Well some of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tcaup5h52Q
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watching The Innkeepers
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'Sup woke blokes, how do we feel about constantly winning?
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Load up the original Candyman and rewatch that scene again.
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>>219800472
The original admits black people cause their own problems when the deaths are revealed to be gang members pretending to be Candyman.
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Yeah, it's totally not because Black Americans got fucked over by Jim Crow and capitalism.
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>>219801558
>Posting a comic from a nazi with a slit dick
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>Nig rapes niglet
>why would capitalism do this?
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>being a gay nigger lover
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https://youtu.be/npBAUCHphpY
Poster is pretty cool tho.
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>>219801461
Reminder that Jim Crow laws weren't explicitly racial. They were laws like "you have to be able to read in order to vote" which coincidentally had more of, but not an exclusive effect, on black people
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The first one is kino but the remake just trips over itself. It's a neurotic film, too busy trying to jab the viewer with racial angles without saying much about them. Or, the first one is a slasher with themes and setting about the inner city, whereas the remake feels the other way around. The slasher parts feel obligatory.
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>movie starts with an old, disabled black guy handing out candy, prompting two dozen white police officers to rush towards him and beat him to death on the spot
Award winning screenwriter Jordan Peele, praised as a master of social commentary.
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Propaganda.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-QrPFVuFJg
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>Wyatt Stagg
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>when the gay nazi won't stop yapping
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There's an old myth in parts of the South that slaves would be covered in honey or jam to attract flies and other insects during garden parties so they wouldn't bother the guests. I always wondered if Candyman was explicitly inspired by that or if the writer just came up with a similar idea on their own.
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the spammer is samefagging again
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Mods should give him the Gadonfag treatment and nuke everything since he's too retarded to evade anyways. Imagine seeing the post count drop from 75 to 29 in an instant kek it's been too long
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>>219804442
See filename.
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Imagine if anons like this didn’t post here>>219804095
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TRVKE
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Even I knew this when I saw this movie before I woke up. Majority of people aren’t producing an heir to millions, they are producing the next generation of modern slaves.
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Particularly in the context of all the other messaging, it's an imperative to sublimate oneself into a culture, then to condition their children into the same system.
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I don’t get why so many people did not understand it.
It isn’t a “bad culture.” When the movie came out, many people were still able to work, save and retire. It is just that in 2026, it is crazy how bad it is. Like damn.
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> Certainly it was better then, but the writing has been on the wall for a long time now.
I was getting tired of saying “k shaped economy” to normies and then Iran gas price hikes came up. If this was goes on, costs of other goods will start going up to.
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>it's still seething
lole
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She looks good to me
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>hfw
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I just don't see the point of an Evil Dead movie not directed by Sam Raimi. ED is already so influential and has already been so copied that a sequel by a random director just feels like a totally unrelated film, not something to hype as "the new Evil Dead!" like it has any substantial relation to the original trilogy
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>directly related
In name only. Demon possession and a necronomicon is not all I associate with the Evil Dead movies. With new casts of characters and new directors with their own styles, it becomes something you have to judge entirely on its own, not something you can expect a certain style and quality from. It's a whole new group of people making it. It's not the same as Sam Raimi announcing his own Evil Dead 4 with Bruce Campbell, which is the heart and soul of the franchise
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Ah yep. Maybe I'd recommend Terrified (2017) as a lot of people slept on that because it wasn't in English.
A lot of people liked Caveat (2020) as a kind of comfy film and people missed that.
There's a ton of Conjuring and Insidious sequels as well.
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>13 Junji Ito Manga Stories Get Live-Action Omnibus Series on July 3
might be cool
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I watched "Rapture-Palooza" yesterday. It's really more of a comedy than a horror movie, but there's wraiths, it's raining blood, there's a plague of locusts and there's a zombie trying to mow his lawn. The movie is about locking up the Antichrist, which turns out to be a black mayoral candidate from Idaho. It's fun in a quirky sort of way.
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>the horror community today
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Watched it last week, hated it.
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all I know about sorting out taxes comes from The Simpsons
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>Yeah, it's totally not because Black Americans got fucked over by Jim Crow and capitalism.
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>The slasher crossover film Freddy vs. Jason (2003) also inspired Miramax to want to create a Candyman vs. Hellraiser crossover, but Clive Barker, originator of both franchises, had recommended against it.[6] A crossover with the Leprechaun film series was also considered, but Tony Todd immediately flat out refused to participate in such a project, saying he had too much respect for his character to see him used for such a purpose.[7]
Did Tony Todd's pride rob us of kino?
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Candyman vs. Leprechaun, EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYY
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Wacky film that's all over the place by the end of it but still quite charming. Apparently the first Italian horror of the sound era. Reading the wiki page it sounds like Bava saved it from being even wackier.
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>stole his idea for Saw from something he saw in a film festival
>stole Malignants plot and settled out of court
>Conjuring is just a Amityville ripoff
>Leigh Whannell does the hard work anyway
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Film Fest anon here. Went to Boston Underground last month. Nothing new to report. Buffet Infinity is fun if you like adultswim tinged horror like Too Many Cooks. Sugar Rot had a good amount of female nudity, but is too amateurish. Obsession is still great (just won the Audience Award at Overlook) Watch it this May. Overlook also awarded Never After Dark, Mārama, and Saccharine.
Escape from Tribeca announced their line-up: https://tribecafilm.com/festival/film/escape-from-tribeca
Breeder
>An eccentric poodle breeder lures a broke college student to her remote ranch with a promise of research funding. But, as he soon learns, there’s a catch.
Dante
>Responding to an emergency call, a young paramedic unwittingly finds himself thrust into the middle of a war between two crime lords, triggering an escalating series of gruesome twists and turns over the course of one crazy night.
Mutter: The Diary of a Mother
>Under traumatic circumstances, Gül gives birth to her first child: an inhuman creature. What’s a single mother to do? Protect her newborn, albeit alien-like, offspring by any means necessary, of course.
Recluse
>After being summoned back to her childhood home to care for her bedridden father, Joan must confront the unearthed demons of her family’s past and contend with the home’s dark, malevolent energy that is both unseen and, much to her horror, seen.
Turn It Up!
>An indie rock band struggling to make its mark finds a possible meal ticket in an infectious new guitar riff. Unfortunately, it’s also a cursed melody that just so happens to open a portal to another, much scarier dimension.
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Recluse sounds 100% like every other trauma-horror ever made. Can't this shit-tier genre die already? Even slasher films take a little break, meanwhile trauma-horror is on year 12 and still nothing has changed.
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Looks like the Train to Busan guy is headed back to zombieshit after all those flops in between
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EAIZCN5buA
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>Breeder
Is this based on that VHS short? Uhhhhhh "Fur Babies" from Beyond
>Dante
Could b cool but I wonder where the horror/speculative angle comes in
>Mutter
Always nice to see someone rejecting Hollywood anti-natalism. But I bet she kills it in the end.
>Recluse
This premise sounds like the most generic, boring, uninspired, "I had all my creativity beaten out of me in film school so here you go, here's your garbage you fucks, I had to make one to make college seem worth the $80,000" description imaginable
>Turn It Up!
Could bfun
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What have you directed?
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Too bad the one on left was trash and didn’t make the director famous.
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What is it with Kristens and disembodied ghoul hands groping them?
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This is playing at Cannes. Hopefully I can catch it at a festival later this year. Although to be honest, I didn't care for Train to Busan.
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More j-horror. Hyoketsu / Ice Blood looks kinda sweet. Now we wait for 3 years and hope someone subs and uploads it to Avistaz.
Some things never change.
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Yeah, the idea of marrying and reproducing was not political when this movie came out. Nobody would have taken its meaning as other than what you said. People can't stop looking at the past through a modern view and see things in the actual context of when it was made.
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Do you mean you want the definition? Cultural conditioning, what it means in modern times versus how it may have had different meaning in the past, subjectivity and personal worldviews, etc.
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I watched Caveat last night and just like another anon said holy shit is it boring. Do not recommend. Then I watched The Fog which is one of my favorites by Carpenter to wash the taste of Caveat out of my brain.
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I think modern people are so poor and so much poorer than they once were, they don’t want to see “marry and reproduce” as “get married to one woman and spend the rest of you life with her while working and have a kid that will be the next in line to serve us.” They pretend to not understand it.
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Kin-wah?
Anyway
>Selena Gomez has been cast in Brady Corbet's next film.
>Described as a 4-hour, NC-17 rated film focused on the history of the occult in America.
I'm so fucking down for this. Give me some occult hipster shit
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>Speed Demon
>Aboard a high-speed train, a Nun who lost her faith must perform her first Exorcism on a possessed passenger hellbent on crashing the runaway train.
>Features Katie Cassidy and William H. Macy
>This is real
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Oh neat, I forgot that was her
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So what is this movie supposed to be? A worse version of The Exorcist? It has demonic kid and all.
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dude just levitating into frame made me smile
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keep seeing it referred to as some really mean-spirited and overly long mix of Evil Dead and The Exorcist
I need to get out and watch this fucking thing
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