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>I will not watch your movie
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You have to be a mouthbreathing chucklefuck to get angry over the best joke in that trailer.
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>>219799293
>calls the left snowflakes
>literally acts like a triggered snowflake over a joke
What is wrong with the alt right?
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>>219799450
>everybody who's tired of my agitprop is far right!!!!
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No one outside of USA, Canada and UK will understand this joke
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>even he man is woke now
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Sydney Sweeney as She-Ra pls
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>>219799450
Still not watching your movie trannys
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>>219799450
Jokes are meant to be funny.
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>>219799450
It's not a joke. If the sign said He/Man, that would be a joke. As it is it's a real thing that actually exists and a reminder of the reality you go to the movies to escape from for a couple of hours.
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>>219800055
>If the sign said He/Man, that would be a joke
No, that wouldn't be funny at all
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>>219799450
What makes you retards think it's a joke? Making it He/Man would be a funny joke.
>Speaking to Entertainment Weekly, Camila Mendes discussed her character and her relationship with her father, the race-swapped Man-At-Arms played by Idris Elba, “It's hard to talk about Teela without talking about her relationship to her father, because I feel like so much of who she is has to do with how she was, I guess, let down as a kid. And I feel like that really built this outer wall around her that's sort of like shielding this inner sensitivity.”
>“She's affected by toxic masculinity just as much as the men in the film,” she continued. “And I think she's sort of adopted masculinity to protect herself in this very masculine world. It's how she survives. She's in survival mode, and has been for a very long time.”
>Mendes was not the only one to discuss masculinity in the film with Entertainment Weekly. The film’s director Travis Knight also compared the film’s depiction of He-Man to the original animated series, “He was talking about kindness. He was talking about friendship and compassion. He was somebody who cared. And he was essentially like a bronzed empathy coach in furry underpants.”
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>>219799512
>mcmahon becomeing interested dot gif
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>>219799450
would have been funny if it was he/man. Instead its just more troonslop. haha pronouns can also be a play on words haha but still you must respect pronouns
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>>219800858
This. Such a missed opportunity to do He/Man. So missed, this fact alone tanks the movie for me. If they can purposefully miss such an obvious call out, the film will be shit altogether.
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>>219800601
>What makes you retards think it's a joke?
Because of having an iq above the room temperature. that character is clearly an allegory for 'the man' or a 'boss' and part of the triumph of He-Man is leaving the soul-less regular world for adventure in Eternia.

Also, the obvious wordplay juxtaposition. The irony of He-MAN (manly) having to listen to a 'He/him' (a beta).

Anyone who didn't get the joke is certified FULL retard. Not getting this joke means you are lower iq than someone who cannot correctly answer how they would feel if they didn't have breakfast.

If you did not get the joke I highly recommend you repeat your middle school reading curriculum and urge you to see a doctor.
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>>219801095
Wow you actually think people don't get it. People just don't want even a hint of that tranny shit anymore. Simple as
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>>219801095
No one wants to look at or acknowledge pronoun faggotry, retard.
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Drumpf lost
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>>219801095
ywnbaw
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As someone who sympathizes with trans people, I think identified pronouns are retarded. As any chud will tell you, humans have the incredible ability to sus out your gender. We know you're a guy or a girl at a glance and will figure you out even if you're disguised as the opposite sex. However, in polite conversation, you also that feminine man in a dress thinks they're a woman and would be overjoyed if you referred to "her" as such. How you present yourself in public has everything to do with how people should identify you. self-Identified pronouns are stupid because they're unnecessary. We aren't stupid.
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>>219800055
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lmao chuds still don't get it
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correct, you don't get it and you never will, chud.
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>>219801293
>we
Its the chud whose pronoun is 'we' lmao
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>He/Him Woman
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>>219799450
I want you to realize that the people tired of "woke" shit are not a minority. Maybe they used to be, but damn near everyone is tired of it and it's why this shit keeps flopping. This isn't 2014 anymore.
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He-Man never had pronouns.
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>>219799536
What next, you won't watch a Dracula movie cause it takes place in Transylvania?
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>>219800055
>If the sign said He/Man, that would be a joke.
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>>219801697
There's a difference between being tired of excessive political correctness and the outrage of the mention of it. This is a joke. The character is called HE-MAN. Like, it's so on the nose it's almost not funny.

It's not "woke" to have black people in movies. I do not mind Man at Arms being black. I do mind them changing the story, since now his daughter is adopted. That's just unneed. It's an alien planet, why cant this not dark skinned looking woman be the biological daughter of a darker skinned man? This is what woke does that's too far. Just let this people be blood related in your movie, it's fine, they over think it.
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>>219799293
>don't get the joke
>get mad
>spazz out online
>have the joke explained to you
>have to pretend to still be mad or forced to look stupid
kek
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Trannies seething ITT kek
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>>219799293
If it comes out and, during this scene, he says, "Why do I need pronouns on my desk? Are people such retards nowadays that they can't tell I'm clearly male, so my pronouns are he/him? Fuck Jews, fuck trannies, and fuck jannies", I'll watch the movie.

But, unless that exact line is in the movie, no, I won't be watching.
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"man" isn't a pronoun which can be used in place of "him", "her", or "them", so "he/man" doesn't make sense and wouldn't be a good joke
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>>219799350
there's nothing funny or cute about what you lot have been up to, freak
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>>219802589
The right cant meme
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>>219801155
>Wow you actually think people don't get it.

This moron literally had to had the joke explained to him:
>>219800601
>What makes you retards think it's a joke?
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>>219802589
Well "you" is a noun, and "are a fag" is a a verb, so I think that would make a pretty good joke.
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>>219802589
The joke is that he is he-man. It’s not about pronouns.
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>>219799450
>culture warrior shit gets called out
>have say it’s a joke to cope
>cope is immediately ripped apart
>uhhh no u snowflake
These faggots are still mindbroken about that a decade later.
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>The joke is that he is he-man. It’s not about pronouns
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>>219803975
>if the placard said he/man it would thus be a joke that he is he-man since Adam eventually becomes the titular hero
Imagine trying to imply anyone is retarded and having to have such a simple joke explained to you?
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>>219801095
>Also, the obvious wordplay juxtaposition. The irony of He-MAN (manly) having to listen to a 'He/him' (a beta).
This cope is going to be tortuously drawn out for as long as possible isn’t it? Adam Glenn is not listening to someone he IS He-Man. Do you not know who Prince Adam is?
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>>219799450
what part of that activity denotes that those people think they are unique?
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>>219804035
Why would the gender pronoun plaque say "he/man"?
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>>219804256
Because someone fucked up the placard. You know an awkward error creating a humorous situation and a reference.
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>>219801239
No. Actually won. Twice. Choke on that libtard.
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>>219804156
The term "snowflake" no longer means "unique, special snowflake/original the character do not steal" in a derogatory sense like it originally did, it's now just a stupid catch-all insult that gets thrown around because lefties don't actually understand the meaning of words and just see it as
>well, we're getting called this, so it must be insulting!
Literally one guy used it incorrectly in an article around a decade ago and within a week they were all doing it. It's fucking stupid and I hate it.
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>>219799450
>all these seething chuds
laughmyfuckingassoff
kys, societal rejects
the world is moving on without you
people just wanna be who they are, so long as they don't infringe upon my rights there is nothing wrong with their existence :-)
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>>219804321
Jfc the right really cant meme
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>>219800055
>low IQ chud still doesn't get the joke
LMAO you lost, fag
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>>219804412
>has to have joke explained to him like a toddler after crying retard
>cries his safety cope now that he’s embarrassed himself
You should have stopped after my first reply, but your ego won’t let you. Not everything is a meme retard, I get you can’t tell the difference but that’s how things are.
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My job started doing this because a tranny showed up and no one can tell what the fuck they are. Its a FTM
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>>219804346
You sound upset.
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>>219804466
She will be gone soon, pooners end up being the most miserable since they have to live as men.
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>>219804454
>it says he/man get it??
>but why does it say that
>because when it was made it was a mistake get it
>????
The alt right comedian ladies and gentlemen
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>>219804346
The same thing happened with the word "grift", it's like some kind of tard-wrangler overmind snapped its fingers and within seconds every gender confused retard was using it without knowing what it meant
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>>219799293
>didn’t have the name plate read he/man
Literally the easiest joke possible and they fucked it up.
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>>219804990
because people like drinker have the political opinions of 2010 democrats but they're ALSO far-right ultra chuds there's a disconnect that they can't grapple with so they use more namecalling
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>>219804693
>okay i understand it but uhhh its not funny
You tried acting retarded and now have to jump to something else. Do you need me to spoon feed you the set up too? Are you really going to be this pathetic?
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>>219804346
>now it's just
Being aware that you're wrong doesn't make you right. Stop being a faggot.
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Ive never seen more seething chuds in a thread before lmao
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>>219799293
I'm one step ahead of you, I don't watch the trailer so they can't even bait me in the first place.
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>>219800557
Actually it would easily be in the top 500 funniest jokes of all time. I would even guffaw if I saw it naturally.
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Wasnt gonna watch it regardless
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>>219806780
got em
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>>219799450
>I am bleeding money, making me the victor!
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>>219799450
Snowflake means obsession with being different/special, not having easily hurt feelings
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>>219799293
HE/MA'AM
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>>219806780
I don’t get it. Is that supposed to be insulting?
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chuds absolutely falling to pieces trying to get the joke
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>>219806780
I agree with a lot of that (not the whataboutism), but I didn't vote for Trump
Guess I'm MAGA now :(
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>>219799293
>not he/man
how do you even pass a joke like this
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>>219799450
>NO U
you are triggered about normality
normal people are triggered by your crusade against normality

we are not the same
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>>219799512
>Sydney Sweeney
fuck off with that uggo
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>>219804429
You lost your culture war, invader
stop trying to die on this hill
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>>219799293
>He Man on Earth
>reace swaps and desexualization
>marvelshit tone and style
lol
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>>219800055
Beyond retarded
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>>219804346
Snowflakes aren't just unique, they're delicate
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>>219799350
>>219799293
The joke would have been better if it was He/Man.
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>>219800557
he/man pronouns would unironically be funny, not that the self-censoring intersectional left knows what humor is anymore; it's not a joke to you mentally ill faggots because you actually take your gender illness pronouns seriously
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>>219800055
Filtered
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>>219800055
They're both jokes, one may just be funnier to you
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>>219808842
They’re not, you’re just coping because your culture war trash was called out and since you can’t defend it you have to say it’s a joke.
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>>219807613
Once again failing to grasp the idea how to meme.
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>>219808862
He/Him is a joke because it's very close to the thing he will later be called, and the audience knows that.
>wwaaahhh that's not a joke
You may not like it, but it is
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>>219808902
Cope lmao
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>>219808902
>He/Him is a joke because it's very close to the thing he will later be called, and the audience knows that
Massive cope, especially since it can easily be misconstrued and it takes such a massive stretch just to get there. Whereas He/Man is simple and does the same thing.
>wwaaahhh that's not a joke
You can tell someone knows they’re full of shit when the best they can muster is just trying to mock the inevitable answer they can’t argue. It’s not a joke for reasons that have been explained. And that you have no rebuttal for save repeating the same cope over and over.
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>>219809104
You are the one who is coping, chuddie
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The He/Him shit is the hellhole normie filled Earth he's dying to escape from...
how do you not understand that
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>>219809172
This is why companies should never pander to chuds. They are too braindead to get something this simple.
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>>219809162
You are the one desperate to have your unfunny "joke" accepted, chud
We are perfectly fine skipping this bad movie
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Do retards actually use "chud" as an insult? or is it purely for 'le ironic' shitposting purposes? These people cant be serious calling other people "chuds" lmao.
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>>219809172
Nobody likes it or find it funny, how do you not understand that.
Also no He-Man ever wanted to escape Earth or ever was on Earth
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>>219809247
This movie caters to you and it will bomb, as usual
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>>219809263
The left can't meme
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>>219809263
It’s the former but they have to make people think it’s the latter so when they get btfo they can say it was all a goof because they’re horrified at the idea of losing an online argument.
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>>219809291
the best part about "chud" was that they only arrived at it because it was just a "harsh" sounding word that didn't actually mean anything and *wasn't* insulting to anyone, because they couldn't risk being offensive to any of the billion sexualities or genders or ethnicities in their intersectional multicult; the same reason they can't into jokes or creativity anymore in the first place.
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>>219800055
Checked and correct
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How can anyone be interested in a shitty cartoon from the 80s? He-Man has always been gay.
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>>219809291
Chuds can't meme
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>>219809390
i never watched the show but i had some hand-me-down toys and they were fuckin' badass. just huge muscled dudes with swords and shit. one was a lizard with a long thin plastic tongue you could control with a little wheel on his back. i made them fight with my beast wars megatron T-rex
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>>219809400
>repurposed chud meme
lol
QED
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>>219809390
>How can anyone be interested in a shitty cartoon from the 80s? He-Man has always been gay.
You are a retard with no childhood and has no grasp on what is cool or straight
>>219809450
This anon had the most badass childhood inner universe ever
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>>219799293
all communiggers can do is steal and claim things as theirs that aren't. truly the niggers of ideology
I wonder if these jew bootlickers defending corpo by crying about muh chuds even understand that they're useful idiots
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>>219799450
Why do retards think it should say he/man instead of he/him? That doesnt even make sense. No normie has he/man in their linked in profiles.
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>>219808695
only now it's a joke
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>>219809948
Are you still crying?
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>>219809948
They want it to break le fourth wall and be a le epic deadpool movie.
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>>219809986
>TDS
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Isn’t the main idea that he wants to escape this corporate nightmare job to become he-man? Seems like a tongue in cheek criticism rather than DEI woke stuff.
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See
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He's bored of a He/Him world, he wants a He-Man world

That you don't get this basic joke is cringe
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>>219799350
Agreed. Clearly poking fun at tranny culture.
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>>219801293
>humans have the incredible ability to sus out your gender.

Says the people obsessed with transvestigating cis people all the time simply because they might not fit narrow chud idea of femininity/masculinity
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autistic retards who can't unpack basic humor and tranny chasing faggots really uniting on this one huh?
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>>219806780
>Nonwhite with tattoos and extra piercings
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>>219810766
that's the joke
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>>219810766
That joke wouldn't work in a trailer because everyone would just say "that's not how preferred pronouns are written"
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>>219799450
>What is wrong with the alt right?
miggers and their larping christcuck cult
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>>219810766
>magatards think this is an improvement even though it doesnt make sense
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>>219799293
I just watched that trailer. The pronouns and DEI casting with race swap give me a strong feeling that it will be just another live-action shit flopping
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>>219799450
>Welp zero money from me
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>>219799350
I feel like media in general makes you trans now. Anywhere I see fans of video games, cartoons, or anime, there's a high likelihood that most of them are trans. I think it's because gamers and anime fans suck at taking care of their appearance, which leads them to women being repulsed by them, leading them to feel insecure about themselves, and it drills this idea into their head that they can never get a gf or have sex. With the insecurity, loneliness, need for affection, and the belief that they'll never find love all combined into one, it leads to these guys developing agp and start crossdressing. When they develop agp and crossdress, it causes this "awakening" within them, and it causes them to eventually BECOME the girlfriend rather than getting a girlfriend. Another reason is that they think men aren't considered desirable by women in today's age, and think women live life on easy mode. So they end up transitioning, thinking their life will be easier as a woman and that all their problems will wash away. It's why so many incels end up trooning out. Also, whenever I see people who don't consume anime or vidya, none of them are trans. Interesting... When I found all this out, I was so shocked and immediately stopped my anime and gaming habits. This is so fucked up. HRT is doing to nerd communities what crack did to black neighborhoods in the 80s. Sad to watch. Spread the word and make sure your family and friends don't play vidya or watch anime/cartoons.
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>>219810989
it would work as a quick end credits "heh" with him back in the real world, but not any earlier than that.
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>>219802589
I don't even know why this is up for debate, though it's probably just another issue used to create division and waste the time of peasants.
Males are males and females are females, two distinct creatures with biological differences. I think most reasonable/rational people know this
though for those who believe otherwise i ask: at what point does a biological man, in your mind, become a woman? Does putting on a wig, or having long hair make a man a woman? Of course not, we cannot classify anybody with long hair as a woman for there are many men who consider themselves as such who have long hair. Is it the combination of having long hair and wearing make-up? Again, this cannot be true, makeup is used for a variety of purposes that have nothing to do with gender. Is it the combination of having long hair, wearing make-up and wearing a specific style of clothing? IS it speaking a certain way, liking a certain thing, or subscribing to a specific belief? Is a woman merely a costume that anyone, in wearing, can become? No. If i strap a shell to my back and crawl around on all fours, does that make me a tortoise? Or if i strap a horn to my forehead and gallop, am I an unicorn? NO, just a dickhead.
Such a retarded topic
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>>219799350
But they fucked up the joke. In order for it to work it would have to be “He/Man”.
He/Him doesn’t make any sense if you’re not an ESL retard
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>>219811260
>Directionbrained retards think that people want any kind of pronoun garbage in films
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think there's trannies living in this niggas walls.
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>>219799350
>mouthbreathing chucklefuck
it's always fat redditors that talk this
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>>219811398
I wouldn't be surprised if the actual film does do that, it revisits the joke except it's changed to He-Man
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>>219811581
She died the way she lived and stayed true to her retarded beliefs till the very end. Based retard.
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>>219811581
Shuli was incredibly based and you would agree with half the shit she wrote if you actually read it, and be thoroughly entertained by the rest.
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>>219799293
Who ever made this decision is a marketing genius. No matters what side of the joke/not joke/dumb joke spectrum you're on, the joke got people aware of and engaged in regards to the movie.

Well played move Ad chums.
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>>219810507
Then you odn't get that the joke doesn't wokr and isn't fun.
Fucking deal with it

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>>219812146
Yet the movie will bomb because it has no audience.
Fine by me
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>>219799485
>No one outside of the first world will get this
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>>219799512
Stop shilling that hideous salmon faced monkey
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>>219812146
Awareness doesn’t translate to ticket sales. People were aware of Morbius and Ghostbusters 2016. More people will watch YouTube videos dunking on MOTU than purchase tickets to the movie.
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>>219799293
inb4 the movie is a success and chuds will suddenly claim it's not woke anymore.
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>>219812349
>inb4 things that will never happen - GET WOKE GO BROKE - and woke posters will suddenly vanish in thin air
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>>219811378
It’s just autism.
Autism, among other things, tends to cause obsessive and repetitive behaviour, as well as the inability to detect insincerity and deception.
It means that they tend to congregate in areas that encourage obsessive behaviour (i.e anime/video game circles) while being crippling vulnerable to being manipulated by psychotic groomers who know exactly where to find them. Once they successfully implant the idea of AGP into their obsessive fixation, it’s game over unless someone spots the grooming and manages to intervene in time.
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If these autistic nerds knew how women really treated each other, there’s no way they would want to become one. Everything they know about women comes from porn and Disney movies. There’s no way an autistic man could see through the layers of passive aggression and soft bullying through which real women communicate.
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>>219799293
It really is as simple as that. No to pronouns shit.
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>>219815048
You Vill eat Ze Crayon
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