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THIS JUST IN 04/17/26(Fri)03:52:02 No.219804726
THIS JUST IN Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)03:52:02 No.219804726   [Reply]▶
BREAKING NEWS- reports are coming in that Martin Lawrence has had a birthday on April 16, 2026 today, he was 61 years old.
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)03:53:37 No.219804758
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)03:53:37 No.219804758▶
A thread
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)03:58:57 No.219804856
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)03:58:57 No.219804856▶
Rest in Pieces of Birthday Cake sweet prince
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)04:06:49 No.219804991
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)04:06:49 No.219804991▶
>>219804726
HOLY SHIT, ITS REAL!
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)04:15:49 No.219805155
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)04:15:49 No.219805155▶
Bad Boys II or Big Mammas House?
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)04:24:14 No.219805293
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)04:24:14 No.219805293▶
>>219804726
It's actually my B day also

I didn't even remember until I saw this thread
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)04:25:39 No.219805329
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)04:25:39 No.219805329▶
>>219805293
Happy birthday anon!
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)04:27:52 No.219805375
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)04:27:52 No.219805375▶
>>219805329
Feels like any other day

I'm 42
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)05:12:33 No.219806216
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)05:12:33 No.219806216▶
>>219805375
he's just like me
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)05:26:08 No.219806460
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)05:26:08 No.219806460▶
MY GRANDPARENTS LEARNED ENGLISH WATCHING MARTIN
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)05:32:53 No.219806593
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)05:32:53 No.219806593▶
>>219804726
Martin taught me how to laugh at trannies for a better world.
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)05:45:37 No.219806793
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)05:45:37 No.219806793▶
>>219804726
you scared me
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)05:46:49 No.219806819
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)05:46:49 No.219806819▶
Whenever I hear that story about Duane Martin "killing" Will Smith I always think of Martin Lawrence because I have no fucking idea who Duane Martin even is.
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)05:47:44 No.219806837
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)05:47:44 No.219806837▶
People forget how much black people loved this guy
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)05:51:38 No.219806912
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)05:51:38 No.219806912▶
didn't Dave Chappelle have something in his standup about Martin Lawrence freaking out? i didn't even know that happened
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)05:52:31 No.219806931
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)05:52:31 No.219806931▶
Thanks to him I learned "dat da pussy be marinatin overnight, so you wanz ta hit it in da mornin like BAKOW"
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)06:14:53 No.219807238
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)06:14:53 No.219807238▶
>>219806593
Kek based
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)07:14:40 No.219807994
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)07:14:40 No.219807994▶
The world is waiting for a Black Knight sequel
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)07:20:08 No.219808066
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)07:20:08 No.219808066▶
>>219804726
RIP captain wack
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)07:23:46 No.219808133
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)07:23:46 No.219808133▶
The jury on the OJ case would fight between what to watch together, Martin or Seinfeld.
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)08:14:22 No.219808768
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)08:14:22 No.219808768▶
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjEf0u2vOt8
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)08:40:39 No.219809105
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)08:40:39 No.219809105▶
>>219804726
How did he die?
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)09:10:13 No.219809432
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)09:10:13 No.219809432▶
>>219809105
Where's the mother?
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)09:11:04 No.219809440
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)09:11:04 No.219809440▶
>>219808133
kek is this true?? thats hilarious
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)09:12:05 No.219809451
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)09:12:05 No.219809451▶
>>219804726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCtersHkFSc
CLASSIC
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)09:12:24 No.219809455
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)09:12:24 No.219809455▶
>>219805155
THA DEVIL IS NOT WELCOME HERRRE
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)09:14:34 No.219809473
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)09:14:34 No.219809473▶
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>>219804726
remember when he got a lifetime ban from SNL because his opening stand-up monologue was him doing an X-rated set about women having stinky pussies (i remember one of his lines in it was "DAMN GIRL, AT LEAST THROW A TIC-TAC IN DAT STANK PUSSY OR SOMETHING!) fucking holy kek based black man
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)09:17:31 No.219809490
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)09:17:31 No.219809490▶
>>219806819
Very strangely, Duane was married to Tisha Campbell for like 20 years
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)09:19:35 No.219809508
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)09:19:35 No.219809508▶
>>219809105
dat shit aint funny muthafucka
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)09:25:07 No.219809559
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)09:25:07 No.219809559▶
>>219809432
They wanted to subvert expectations
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)09:31:03 No.219809613
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)09:31:03 No.219809613▶
>>219809473
>Martin Lawrence was not actually banned for life from SNL; he made just one appearance on February 19, 1994, and was not invited back due to the controversial nature of his opening monologue.
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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)12:03:37 No.219811291
Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)12:03:37 No.219811291▶
he was getting really fat and kinda old so it makes sense.

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