>>219807993
Imagine if Netflix adapt this movie

>>219808081
It'd still probably be better than the Hollywood 1988 version.

>>219808081
Would they stay true to the source where her father is king of Niggerland?

Didn't American Pippi do porn?

>>219807993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7oj3MC68Yk&list=RDm7oj3MC68Yk&start_radio=1

The New Pippi Adventures song fuckin rocks

>>219808551
Nah bro, sounds too Nickelodeon to me.

>>219808617
You have a problem with Nickelodeon?

>>219808081
she would be black and transgender

>>219808081
IMAGINE the vantablack niggress (((they))) would hire...

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Well fuck it, I'ma gonna make and post some webms.

Here's what happens when you don't put your kid in front of a screen all day long...

>Pippi thread
>It's just people talking about niggers
Ok, I'm convinced you're all IDF now.

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>>219808679
As if blackening one redhead (Ariel) wasn't enough...

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literally the king of niggers

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Gun Fun! A scene you'd never see nowadays or ever again.

>>219808742
>>219808527
I thought it was some cannibal tribe, at least that's what I kept hearing in the English dub.

>>219808679
I mean as long as she's cute and hairy...

I haven't watched these in almost 30 years. Didn't Pipi build a plane at one point and fly over a volcano?

>>219808647
No but the 1960s version is all about her singing her own songs about herself with minimal background music if any. That 1988s theme and whole movie is too over-produced for the vibe of the story/character.

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>>219808725
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>>219807993
if you liked the sentiment maybe you would like heidi (2015), it's also whole bunch of wholesome

>>219808801
They're all on YouTube and on the archive.org site. And yup, she did, it's all silly/goofy stuff but to the point where it's good kind of dumb/funny. That particular movie is rather slow and half boring though: https://youtu.be/fyqi_wmyetI?&t=1111

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>>219807993
I doubt most anonfags are old enough to remember Pipi

>>219808822
>me
>that girl
I don't think I should be allowed to watch this movie

>>219808822
Hm interesting but I don't know... trailer has too much of that modern sheen of crisp fake CG perfection to it...

>>219808822
> M-mein Führer, you made it out of Berlin alive?

>>219808869
I vaguely remember watching it in the late 1980s. Totally forgot about it until recently watching One Piece where someone gets called Longstocking as an insult once which instantly made go all like waitaminute, Pippi was also a pirate! I should actually check it out! And I'm glad I did!

>>219807993
Tami Erin sex tapes

>>219808872
Here we go... There's a reason why all the Pippi movies on YouTube have their comments off...

>>219808777
The island nation he rules is canonically called Kurrekurreduttön and in modern day adaptations he's called the King of the Southern Seas instead of Negerkungen.

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>>219808081
Already did.

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If everyone jumped off a cliff, would you?

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i prefer Emil desu

>>219808954
In a broader sense you're right, since all kids videos are like that, but it ain't Pippi herself responsible

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uh...

more like Shitty Dongsucking

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>>219807993
Original language rip where?
The english dub is atrocious

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>>219809079
Ya, it kept coming up in relation to Pippi stuff. Just randomly skipped through some YouTube posted movie, quickly saw enough similar type of humor/funny nonsense to make it worth checking out properly.

>>219809109
confirmed childless

>>219809171
https://archive.org/details/pippi-langstrompe/Pippi+Langstr%C3%B8mpe

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Too bad this wemb thumbnails aren't engaging enough... especially for this ridiculous scene, so do check it out, okay?

>>219809202
Aren't we all on here? ... either that or you're unfit for parenthood if hanging out here...

>>219809344
Retarded childless dipshit

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Yeah, she is a boozer...

>>219808761
>Gun Fun!
That made me laugh

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cute little witch

>>219809344
>Aren't we all on here? .
No we most certainly are fucking not. Jesus christ, what the fuck is wrong with you. It's a meme dude, you weren't supposed to be an incel "on purpose"

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Fun times with Pippi

didn't she sit on some dude's face

>>219809674
Lmao they legit wouldn't show the barrel bit now out of fear kids would copy her

>>219807993
You can get permabanned on /v/ for posting Peepee

>>219808869
I was born in 95 and I remember watching it on television in my country.

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High Art

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>>219809694
Tons of stuff like that in this show/movies (see gun thing above as the most egregious). Or when she went to a pharmacy, bought random medicine, mixed it all together in a big jug simply because it's more convenient than having a bunch of separate bottles.

>>219809727
92 and he had them on vhs tapes, along with the Cave of the Golden Rose.

>>219807993
feminist trash, a woman, let alone a young girl would never be able to lift a horse

I only remember the Christmas episode where she played a trumpet at the end.

>>219808710
Autist stimmin

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>>219808742
Fun fact, Pippi said the N word in the original series and in the books but swedish feminists decided to censor it despite the actress behind Pippi arguing that history shouldn't be redacted in a debate program on state television. They also removed the part where she slanted her eyes to look asian.

>>219809867
The bit when she went to school in the ep was funny.

>>219810155
Damn it, I knew there was something weird about that part! She sings some Ching Chong song and it's obvious they're cutting away not to show her. Some girl then says she looks weird but they never show it!

>>219809674
The bike scene was so surreal because most of the movie feels so normal. It makes the crazy magical stuff feel extremely paranormal.

Remember this show when I was a child and somehow still know the song in my head. I guess coomer brains just think of porn now though. The Jews really did us in eh

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>>219809100
Was this really necessary

>>219808869
I read the books as a kid, no idea what this shitty adaptation is.

i was aware of the property as a kid for some reason but i dont think ive consumed it in any medium

>>219809079

https://youtu.be/0zmG_GjYy20?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/C9lDwkruo7E?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/kuIX1grFLpY?feature=shared

Vgh...
This is what Sweden used to be about

>>219811375
i've only seen the canadian cartoon, really.
>WHAT SHALL I DO TODAY? (what shall I do today)

>>219811461
I remember " pipi longstocking is coming to your town. you oughta know"

it's been so long. odd how it would still be in my retard brain

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>>219808527
>Would they stay true to the source where her father is king of Niggerland?
I didn't know she was Belgian, but that explains anarcho-capitalistic free spirit she had. I guess dad could lend her a hand every now and then.

>>219811437
This is still sweden if you live out in bumfuck nowhere in a house, this wasn't your experience in sweden in the 70s either if you lived in the same commieblocks that exist to this day.

>>219808869
I'm a filthy 99 zoomer and I watched this shit religiously as a kid

>>219811348
Those are called “garters” and used to be fairly common, for both men and women, for holding up both socks or stockings.
For shorter socks, the garter is usually fastened above the calf and below the knee, since the calf us usually a larger diameter, preventing the garter from sliding down the leg, and holding up the socks.
These were used before elastic and similar stretchy materials were available to weave into docks and stockings.
The alternative required buttons or snaps custom adjusted and affixed to the upper part of the dock to hold the sock above calf.
With stockings, the garter belt fastens around the waist, although other systems exist, such as directly attaching the garter straps to skirts or dresses.
When the original Pippi Longstocking books were written, the garters were still likely in common use.

Mods should just delete this thread as its one made for one reason

>>219812048
To discuss Pippi Longstocking

>>219812048
what reason would that be

>>219812088
Pontificate and come back

>>219810155
>Pippi said the N word in the original series and in the books
No, she doesn't. Negro isn't the same as the"N-word". There is no "N-word" in Swedish. Just because our shithole of a country is so disgustingly Americanized. It's two different words with two different meanings, no matter what anyone says.

I just realized the color palette in Pippi is ugly to the point where it probably caused me to not be interested in it.

>>219809844
She is Hyperborean.

>>219809489
>>219809489
I still hang laundry in the rain. It's already wet anyway; what do I care if it rains on it?
If it dries it dries.

>>219809791
Big Pharma doesn't want you to know this time saving trick.

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>>219807993
Was Pippi an ancap?

>>219808869
I'm from 1975 and I watched it when I was little. I thought it was pretty funny, but I remember pretty much zero about it now.

>>219808542
I'm pretty sure it was the original who did it. People always say it was the remake but I know for the fact the remake was animated which rules it out.

>>219807993
I rather discuss Lena Neuman

>>219809199
Children of Bullerbyn is peak Lindgren. Should get an anime adaption honestly.

>>219815027
No it was a later adaption

>>219808869
Born in 2000 My mom was real into it as a kid. She would bring it up around my female cousins quite a bit when I was younger for some reason. I wish she had somebody to talk about it to at the time.

>>219807993
What's her Power Level?

>>219815368
Whatever she wants I guess.

The German OP song actually claims that she decides the state of the world.

>>219812209
Literally every public figure in sweden has lost the ability to distinguish between 'nigger' and 'neger', so it's pretty silly to yell at some random 4chan anon for not understanding it either.

But you're right about it being a result of being americanized. It's very annoying.

>>219808869
Born '91 in Sweden, so I watched all of it on VHS several times over. How big is/was Pippi in the States?

>>219815986
It’s a well known property here, but I don’t think anyone under 40 knows it’s a euro show

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>>219807993
the animated pippi was my sexual awakening

There were Pippi threads in the past but they were actual pedo threads and used to get purged iirc

reminder that her father was nigger king of an island

>>219808710
how do you make webms?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnLUVXG2V1o

>>219809100
Could you find a child this happy in 2026?

I liked the cartoon

>>219807993
I remember watching Pippi (and Emil that someone mentioned) in the 90's, or maybe even late 80's back in Polandia. Had lots of fun with it. But I'm worried it would be too cringe now. And yeah, not sure I'd want to show some of the shit they pulled to my 7 year old kid now.
There was another one of those Nordic kids books with TV or movie adaptations too, Ronja I think.
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>>219815986
Nobody I ever talked to in the US knows about them. Few people know Moomins, and that's only because they skew weeb and it came via Japan.

>>219818059

The Sweden/Finland->Japan->USA pipeline is crazy

>>219817769
Kids are told that they're supposed to be unhappy now and that they're basically supposed to have some kind of mental problem that they should hyperfixate on and make it a part of their whole identity

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>>219815368
One punch man level

>>219808822
Wasn't Heidi blonde?

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She had some mad driving skills

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>>219808081
With Nell! She has the acting chops.

>>219818059
Ronja the Robbers daughter from 1984

>>219808710
She's supposed to be stronger than Superman.

>>219808542
One of them did and it wasn’t bad.

>>219808813
She singlehandedly destroyed Falcon and the Winter Soldier.

>>219808869
I remember the gyrocopter one very profoundly.

>>219808542
Yes. Americans, you know

>>219819685
So which is it, Sven, Americans are prudes or Americans are degenerates?

>>219819785
Judeo-American culture is degenerate

>>219819551
all I can see is loss

>>219808869
>haai pipi langkous
>vandeneen vandeneen vande hopsassa
>haai pipi langkous
>die doet haar eigen ding

>>219819785
She had no choice and she isn’t Jewish.
>In October 2013, Erin sold a sex tape titled Tami Erin The SEX Tape to a pornography company to pre-empt an ex-boyfriend from selling it.[7]

>>219820289
Instantly it's back in my head, thanks anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOWUHGIVDeE

>>219819475
No, the other girl was

>>219820347
Imagine believing that story

>>219820553
I really don’t give half a nigger fart it fulfilled a childhood dream of mine and I’m tired of eurofucks calling Americans both prudes and degenerates at the same time. Europe is the birthplace of faggotry and the social acceptance of faggotry. Twenty years ago it was “come on Americans, don’t be prudes, let the fags get married!” Never listening to them again.

>>219816435
Why the pilot movie has so many pantyshots?

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>>219811963
Reminds me of Ren & Stimpy.

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>>219812735
She went on to water the plants too, when asked why, she said she decided to and then it rained so she'll do it anyways. Basically, to hell with the rain!

>>219819475
don't be antisemitic

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>>219818216
Off the fucking scale!

>>219816528
ScreenToGif

>>219809731
this looks like an album cover

>>219807993
girlboss trash

>>219807993
ok im convinced. i only know pippi was more popular in japan than america. where do i start? i wanna see the movie or whatever that all these webms are from

I could heem Pippi and everyone ITT.

>>219815436
proto-Haruhi

>>219823905
yeah sure you could probably take pipi, but i will rock your body with big mean nasty hooks. you'll be pissin blood outta your ass

>>219807993
When I was a kid, I remember all of these coming on TV and me and my family sat around and made a thing out of watching them. 1983 or 84 I think. Had to be before 85 because we moved and I remember watching these in our first house. Wholesome, fun entertainment, plus Pipi was a superhero, basically.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epLq_DAeex4

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>>219819475
Naa, canonically dark, but you do sort of assume blonde I agree. One famous cover had her as blonde.

>>219822447
The fact they arent posted may mean /tv/ is growing up

>>219807993
>would a thread about cute underage girl be successful on /tv/
i dunno

>>219809489
Great hat

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>>219822735
If you look at the movies she's blonde in 90% of them. But I guess Klara is the blondie in cartoons and TV shows?

>>219807993
I could see Pippi making a come back in some CGI cartoon

>>219825016
Not in the modern industry. She's a sigma nonconformist, so whatever fags they hire to write the show would turn her into a non-binary freak, and make that her entire character. The real Pippi would call those people faggots straight to their face, and then laugh about thier reaction

>>219825168
Real Pippi would be nonbinary. For sure.

>>219814814
You're older than my dad

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>>219808679
probably would be something like this
kek

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there can be only one

>>219825603
Oofff

>>219822447
They go way beyond that but hope no one mentions it...

>>219820347
Her bf was a dicklet. Based.

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>>219822447
>look inside
>French Canadians
>French

>>219823577
Here's the movies in release order. All of them have lot of funny bits but lot of boring long drawn out moments too.

1969 TV series compilation movie 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S_OkHCEjfQ
1969 TV series compilation movie 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXRfXjz6aw0
1970 movie: Pippi in the South Seas: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyqi_wmyetI
1970 movie: Pippi on the Run: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9wxrPDkLb0

Some of the TV series was dubbed in English (but only the first 6 episodes I think?) and is out there somewhere too probably. The series has a lot more extra scenes not seen in those first two compilation movies. The original series in Swedish in HD is on here though: https://archive.org/details/pippi-langstrompe/Pippi+Langstr%C3%B8mpe

>>219825213
It's very likely.I'd say she's probably bi at the very least. But she doesn't seem like the type of person who gives a fuck about labels, identities, or any of the other troon brain BS. And she certainly wouldn't make that her entire personality. She is simply Pippi, and she does whatever the fuck she wants

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>>219825934
Damn, beat me to it, was gonna mention how the Japs love her, thus they should make a Pippi anime too.

>Pippi Longstocking is highly popular in Finland, where she is known as Peppi Pitkätossu

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>>219824304
Bro, she took out this supposed strong man and won a hundred bucks. Ya'll got no chance!

>>219824412
Good reference find, thanks for sharing!

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Well, these old fucks don't mind talking about having the hots for Pippi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFcEkjdrqVk

>>219826392
This fucking lore is wild to me. I remember seeing a bit of the live action Pippi Longstockings as a kid. They were playing it in some library or after school thing to keep the kids. I always thought she was just the manic pixi dream girl, who dresses quirky, causes trouble, and has magic imagination reality warping powers. I didn't find out that there's this entire canon about her just being the strongest human alive until a few years ago, and it just feels weird

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>>219826601
strong enough to lift her own horse