>>219810683
Don't overthink anything. Just go out and exist and life will come at you fast.

>You have no free will. You are a feather floating in the wind. Don't try to change anything. Let us handle politics and the economy.

>>219810683
Say yes to opportunities. Good things come to those who put themselves out there. Being retarded is not as bad as it seems. And remember to accept the love of your high school crush after she has ridden every dick from New York to Tennessee.

>>219810683
Be a retard with a lot of money and your childhood crush will eventually crawl back to you after fucking 50 black panthers.

>>219810683
>if you’re dumb enough you can meet 3 presidents

Put all your points into luck and endurance

>>219810683
Boomer wet dream
>be a crippled retard
>mom fucks your way through elementary school
>pretty girl takes pity on you
>your legs heal and you become a football star
>get into college despite being a retard
>go to war and luckily come back alive and not crippled again
>become a sports star again
>start a business and luck into other business failing so you suceed
>luck into investing in the right stocks
>luck into not getting AIDS from whore high school sweet heart
>have kid with high school sweetheart
>be rich and mow lawns
There is no moral, it's a comedy.

>>219810683
As a boomer you can be a retard virtually sleepwalking through life just doing what you're told and still fall as backwards into success.

>>219810683
Every male born is only advanced into life because their mom got loose with the pussy at some point, and even a retard knows it.

>>219810683
Idk I really don't like this movie

>>219811222
>muh boomers
Seethe, incel.

>>219810683
only an actual retard could accept and forgive modern foid behaviour

>>219811595
I dont think you know what incel means

Boomers had it so easy that even retards slid into success by accident

>>219811595
ok boomer

I watched this for the first time the other day and I have a question. That scene where he’s running all over the country. Are we supposed to believe he did that all in one go without ever stopping, and if he’s a magical retard why didn’t they give him cool powers like shooting ki blasts not the one where you can run at a normal pace forever

>>219810683
Humility and loyalty are virtuous characteristics that eventually lead to your happiness.

>>219812580
he did stop when he needed to. he mentioned it in the movie, when he explained it to the old lady on the park bench

> When I got tired, I slept. When I got hungry, I ate. When I had to go, you know, I went.

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>>219811595
>member elvis?
>member kennedy?
>member space?
>member woodstock?
>member civil rights?
>member cold war?
>member 'nam?
>member... umm that restaurant Bubba Gump?
>member Apple Computers? (he invested in that too)
>member that guy who walked across the country?
>member uhhh....the smiley face design with the "shit happens" slogan? that was forest too!

>>219810683
Ignorance is a bliss

>>219812693
Every day I wish I were smarter or more stupid.

>>219811595
brainless retard moron piece of shit idiot son of a fucking smelly hateful whore asshole dickhead faggot

the thing is Forest wasn't just retarded, he was also hyper focused and seemed to excel at physical things and picked up skills super quickly. for example his brain absorbed everything bubba told him about shrimp which he then later used for his shrimp fishing endeavours

>>219812943
>you ever been on a real shrimpin boat, forrest?
>I've been on a real BIG boat
I still think about this line

>>219812883
saar

>>219811595
>boomer wet dream
It's a movie about a boomer and all the notable boomer things he did. It's not even a insult to them, it just genuinely is full of things boomers like.

>>219810683
>"life is like a box of chocolates, ya never know what ya gonna get"
>look on back of chocolate box
>diagram with description of exactly what chocolates are inside and their arrangement
What a fuckin retard

>>219813258
>description is on the bottom
>turn the box around
>all of the chocolate falls on the floor
who's the retard now?

>>219813258
boomers prided themselves on ignoring instructions and advice and then complaining that they don't understand. it was baked into their upbringing

>>219813258
the people who coined that phrase couldn't get a VHS playing on their TV even if you calmly dictated every step to them.

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>>219810683
>What was the moral?
Apparently
1. Always do whatever the fuck you want.
2. Outcomes are determined only by luck & happenstance. Everyone else is to blame; take no responsibility.

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>>219810683
if you work really hard and become a famous billionaire your oneitis will settle for you after she's completely used up and dying of aids

>>219813462
It never comes across like Forest works really hard or exerts himself in any way. He just does shit like a robot and succeeds

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>>219810683
Women will whore around then come back to you when they are all used up and need support.

>>219813459
The crazy part? That really is how boomers think. And it worked for them. Having to spend time around them makes you realise that life has taught them nothing because they never needed to grow as people. It's the most powerful generation with the self-control of a toddler.

>>219810683
The Nobody exists.

>>219810683
Life is like a box of chocolates you don't know what you're going to get. He literally says while looking straight at the camera.

>>219810710
This, just watch out for aids.

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How did Lt. Dan know to invest in the fruit company in the 70s? That seems like pure luck.

>>219813289
>close the lid before turning the box around
Who is the bigger retard now?

It's as shrimple as that.

>>219810683
boomers are the devil

>>219812681
All the things in the movie was funny how Forrest was involved in it but the Smile face one
It was so shit and random

>>219811097
She didn't fuck the black panthers though, even when she was surrounded by them she still only banged the white guy. Racist fucking bitch.

>>219815212
I wonder how many boomers' parents were pissed they brought home gookwives.

>>219810683
I think it can be summed up by this scene from the 1979 film "Being There"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVHIEl6SXp4

>>219812580
Quit stuffing your face and lose some weight, Stavros.

>>219810683
i don't remember anything about aids watching this
was it ever spelled out or just implied?

>>219816502
It was just implied, but pretty obvious I'd say.

>>219810683
be a retard and you’ll be a billionaire

>>219811595
you don’t have to be a incel to hate boomers anon

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In my head canon Forrest was in reality just an average retard who so happened to be a good storyteller and people would kindly listen to all his bullshit stories without saying a word because they don't need to prove a retard wrong, except for that one guy who laughs him off but a lot of people have low tolerance for retards.

>>219811595
>Be gifted the most amount of wealth any generation on the planet has ever had
>Spend it friviously all on yourselves
>Make sure to destroy any institution that may help the next generations have, not even a better life, but just simply the same fucking life you got gifted
What's not to seethe about? Quite honestly the worst generation in all human existence.

>>219810683
Women
>>219811222
>have kid
hehehe

>>219811595
why wouldn't he

>>219810683
The moral is a positive mindset can help you get out of bad circumstances. The movie wants us to be like Lt. Dan and embrace Forrest's optimism and not be like Jenny who was stuck in a cycle of depression and abuse.

>>219810683
That life is like a box of chocolates: you know exactly what you're gonna get (chocolate).

>>219817102
I-it's not her fault, though!
She was saved from all bad things when she stopped having sex with men! When she became a strong, independent woman who didn't need-no-man, she was able to have a job, a home, and a child and was the happiest she'd ever been in her life!!!
SEE!? MEN'S FAULT!

>>219817271
Well she was molested repeatedly

>>219810683
Modern America will fuck you over if you're from the south and make movies about how you're an actual drolling retard, just because they can't stop coping over a war they won over 150 years ago.

>>219817271
I've seen a lot of unironic Jenny defense recently and I think it both takes away her agency and makes her a less interesting character. When given the chance to stop running and break the cycle of misery, she completely fails. Unlike Lt. Dan, she refuses to live a happy life because she has convinced herself that she does not deserve redemption. Jenny should be pitied, not hated or embraced.

the moral of the story is that youll be fine if you have blood ties with the klan