>>219812099
Glup glup

HOLY FUCKING SHIT NIGGERS IT'S EMBO IN A STAR WARS MOVIE
FINALLY EMBO REPRESENTATION

>>219812099
Shit in ‘PISS & FART’.

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>>219812099
if you throw his skeleton into water, will it dissolve

>>219812257
embobros....it's joever

>>219812099
Did he get caught flipping a grunt tho?

Yoooo, they got embo in this??

>>219812099
If there's one surefire way to avoid an imminent flop it's embo.

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>>219812099
bruh fire that filoni dude at this point. hes fucking retarded.

GLARP SHITTO

embo & glupp linked up! need it or keep it??!

>>219812099
most scenes in the trailer looked like they were from TCW

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>>219812099
>THEY ADDED ANAL 'PROLAPSO'TRON! WE ARE SO BACK!

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When you think about this for a second, this movie doesn't have anything original. It's all reheated nachos from the past. Main characters are repainted Boba Fett and baby version of Yoda. They fight the Empire. Stormtroopers, AT-AT, TIE-Fighters, I'm gonna cum! Villains are all recycled from the previous shows: Embo, Rotta and the Hutts. Oh, and remember ZEB™ from the hit DisneyXD show Star Wars: Rebels™?Nothing new, nothing interesting. On top of that, it looks like shit. Just another Disney+ episode.

>>219812099
I like that worm snake thing but everything else looked uninteresting

No Glub Shitto no watch.

You can't have Embo without Korlok, what's the fucking point

Where my nigga Glorpgwark tho?

>>219812577
is that Glub Shitto?

WE WANT FRAMBL
WE WANT FRAMBL
WE WANT FRAMBL

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Let's fucking go frfr!

>>219812748
Zeb and Embo linked up?

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>>219812099
BETTER BE A GONK CAMEO, DAVE FELONI
IMMA IN THE PRODUCE SECTION AND I WANT MY MEMBERBERRIES

engagement bait

GLONALD BLUMPF

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>We have Embo at home.

>>219812099
Big Floppa status?

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>>219812099
Why is it wearing a Chinese straw hat?

>>219812846
they want the simu liu audience

>>219812099
OMG ITS THE CHARACTER THAT APPEARED IN SOME SHIT FAGGOT ANIMATED SHOW THAT I READ A WOOKIEPEDIA ARTICLE ON EPICCCCC

>>219812846
Um that's a Kyuzo war shield actually

Is Star Wars the biggest fall from grace ever? I mean, Disney might as well have bought Blockbusters for $4 billion back in 2012. It has a similar trajectory.

>>219812099
genuinely can't tell if this is supposed to be the same guy as from the cartoon

>>219812099
Wtf Yoshimitsu is in Star Wars now!

>>219812909
They still have like 40 years of millennial merch revenue before all of it gets taken from their nursing home rooms and thrown in the trash

>"So Embo's out there now. Who knows what Embo's future gonna be. He's got a cool hat. Maybe Embo likes wolves too. We have to see."
>―Dave Filoni in the StarWars.com episode feature for "Bounty Hunters"

>>219812099
Wow, more retarded cartoon characters, can't wait!

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>>219812099
BABE BABE GLUP SHITTO IS GONNA BE IN THE BABY YODA MOVIE!!!

>>219812909
More like Disney is the biggest fall from grace ever. It isn't necessarily the Star Wars franchises fault.

>>219812953
I absolutely believe Filoni said this, he really is that fucking stupid.

>>219812824
Literally lol'd.

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>>219812911
Yeah.

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>>219813120
it wasn't a joke

>>219813153
>it's real
and this room temperature iq simpleton is the guy they chose to lead the creative side of lucasfilm

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No Devon no watch

>>219813196
Does she have decent feet?

>>219813196
Say what you will about God's chosen people, but one fact remains true: They make the sexiest women on the planet.

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>>219813173
What's wrong with this quote? It was said fairly jokingly if you watch the actual featurette. The old behind the scenes content for movies and series had a lot of moments with the creatives just having fun. They wouldn't let it happen today where everything is sterile and corporate "perfect" and "wholesome", so they can't say anything goofy or interesting.

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>>219812846
MADE IN CHYNA

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>>219813256
>remembering ahmed best almost killed himself because people hated jarjar binks so much

>>219813256
Wait, my nigga Travis Scott played Jar Jar?

>>219813261
The left can't meme. And in fact if I was a right-wing Amerifat I'd be proud that we were so powerful we were making the Chinese use their slaves to make our flags.

>>219813412
Dumbshit tourist.

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>>219812099
the original is more scary then this ripoff

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>>219813487
zazed

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Stinky is in the movie too... Holy fuark, this is like the Avengers Endgame of Star Wars!

>>219813610
I think he's actually that muscular gladiator hutt

>>219813672
yeah, but the baby version was shown yesterday in Cinemacon, and people think there will be a flashback of TCW movie

>>219812099
>OMG, IT'S GLORPY GLOP BLOOP
no one gives a fuck. Literally no one.this isn't even going to be fun to watch it bomb. It's going to be like flushing the toilet, except not even as satisfying, because the turd that is new wars isnt going to go away for another movie or two

>>219812099
literally unironically genuinely who?

>>219814030
>he doesn't know Pooqloo from the planet Axxargafananan 6
Can you really call yourself a true Star Wars fan?

>>219814083
A dude who appeared in a few episodes of a Star Wars show from almost 20 years ago.

Oh my god, the hecking rubber mask thing that flashed in the background for half a second in a 50 year old movie, I'm literally losing my mind

>>219813150
Im starting to see some visual design patterns for the gluppshittoverse designs. I mean if you look carefuly these designs are not something you would see on the first movies, other than maybe some background critters.

I dont know how to explain it, but heroes, villains and support cast from the Lucas movies dont look at all like modern glupshittos.

I think its boring colors (earth+very muted blue/greens), and some overdesing on small details.

>>219812099
Peebo in The Gungagorgon and Splurto

>>219813153
>>219813173
sounds like something Goerge Lucas himself would say though

Cringe.

>>219812099
woah

>>219812099
Who the fuck is Embo???

>>219814105
Bro, I don't even give enough of a fuck to hate on this garbage anymore. I'm just passively spitting on it because it's right in front of me right now. And realistically, the only way I can imagine this shit making any kind of impression on the general public is if Walt Didley company spends literally a billion dollars on marketing to force everyone to look what at what they've done

>>219812099
Zmembekee in "The Fullerman and Glazork"

>>219812482
he's running the damn thing I don't think he'll fire himself anytime soon

>>219812099
copy-pasted the CG cartoon model into live-action. nobody even remembers it.

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>>219812099
when do i get a whole series following these two niggas

>>219812099
I kinda get the glup shitto memes now, this reads like gibberish

>>219812736
That's me last night

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>>219812099
They showed the first 17 minutes. It's like thr first segment of Indiana Jones movies, with a in-progress adventure. Then the opening credits. Pedro billed first, then Jeremy Allen White, then Brendan Wayne and Lateef Crowder. So Rotta the Hutt is probably in a hefty chunk of the movie.

>>219815043
All that hard work. An utter waste of time it's been.

>>219812909
Nah, that's the MCU, Star wars feels sudden because the sequel movies were so bad but there was a few bits and pieces of meh stuff between original trilogy and sequel trilogy, MCU was actually sudden. Captain Marvel was a bit of a red flag before it but the whole thing just totally collapsed after endgame

>>219815043
The people who made it all probably enjoyed their time doing it. Plus they got paid.

I don't know who that is

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>>219815152
Replied to wrong post.

filonichads we won

Call me when Glipglop Slippyslop makes his live action debut. Take my money Disney when that happens ha ha ha i hate my life.

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>>219815191
Only partially in that superficial way. Otherwise, it's been done, ultimately, in service of destroying da Legacy.

>>219812770
you had my interest at Embo
but you will have my money with Gonk!

>>219815173
Yeah, MCU is a bigger embarrassment. Starwars is at least doing something new and failing miserably. MSheU is just following the exact same blueprint that burned Marvel Comics to the ground, and failing in the exact same fucking way, and they still don't understand what they are doing wrong.

OMG ASSBLUDD CANCERINAROS WHEN??????

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>>219812099
>be the first to meet 14 new characters
This is how you sell a new version of Smash Brothers. Not a fucking movie.

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>>219812099
>you need to consoom the previous products you didn't want to consoom in order to fully enjoy this product that you do want to consoom

EMBO JUST GOT BRUTALLY SKULLMOGGED BY GROGU AT THE GOON JUNCTION