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Anonymous
Is this the greatest monologue representing modern men? 04/17/26(Fri)13:33:42 No.219812671

Is this the greatest monologue representing modern men? Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)13:33:42 No.219812671 [Reply]▶

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>Let me tell you something! Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So, I get up, have my watered-down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart and get in my car with no upholstery, no gas and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head. But I'm not a loser. 'Cause, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be are still out there being what we don't want to be, forty hours a week, for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner!

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Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)13:41:20 No.219812769

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)13:41:20 No.219812769▶

>>219812671
Why would you freeze a pop tart?

Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)13:43:36 No.219812794

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)13:43:36 No.219812794▶

>>219812671
Why do zoomers get so triggered by marriage humor

Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)13:48:27 No.219812857

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)13:48:27 No.219812857▶

>>219812671
Honestly this speech has helped me through some hard times. Don't live for yourself. Live to spite others.

Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)14:34:13 No.219813532

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)14:34:13 No.219813532▶

>>219812671
>And I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head
huh?

Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)14:36:43 No.219813571

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)14:36:43 No.219813571▶

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I relate to Al a bit more by the day.

Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)14:41:50 No.219813664

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)14:41:50 No.219813664▶

>>219812671
6 more payments?? 6 whole months of car payments left??
The HORROR

Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)14:43:36 No.219813698

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)14:43:36 No.219813698▶

>>219812794
zoomers want to be married instead of being lonely incels

Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)14:44:24 No.219813713

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)14:44:24 No.219813713▶

>>219813664
that's 6 payments left of the 16 years he already owned it
>imagine still paying off a 16 year old vehicle

Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)14:44:30 No.219813714

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)14:44:30 No.219813714▶

>>219812671
>homeowner
>wife who wants to fuck you
>stable, easy employment
>owns a car
>functioning adult children
>no crippling mental illness, disability, or addiction
Cry me a fucking river. You could've been born as some lower caste Indian slave in the slums of Mumbai with multiple sclerosis.

Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)14:44:35 No.219813717

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)14:44:35 No.219813717▶

>>219813532
his roof leaks so he has to wear a bag when it rains

Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)14:45:36 No.219813738

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)14:45:36 No.219813738▶

>>219813571
He looks well presented for a depressed man married to a woman allergic to housework

Anonymous
04/17/26(Fri)14:49:59 No.219813808

Anonymous 04/17/26(Fri)14:49:59 No.219813808▶

>>219813714
>functioning adult children
That's debatable.

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