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*ruins your favorite show*
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she's cute. who is she, and how typecast-as-lesbians is she?
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I have anti-anti-woke and anti-incel fatigue
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>>219817653
i liked her big ass. at some point her hair changed, and something about her changed, she was then ugly and insufferable. like she was tolerable in the 1st season or so because cute due to mixed white genes, with big ass for anal
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oops sorry wrong pic
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Shes not even the worst part of the crew
>puts hands in pockets
>stands infront of you
>squints his eyes like retardedly smirking at you
>looks like discount Jon Snow
>makes the dumbest fucking retard decision
>somehow everything goes well cos hes like Space Jesus for some reason and can do no wrong
Amos and the Jeet were the only cool characters
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>>219817653
She was bad but completely tolerable for the bulk of it, it's when the retarded fucking son plotline started up in the final 2 seasons that she became truly insufferable. Good lord I have never seen a show fall off so fucking hard before. S1-3 were 9+/10, S4 was still a solid 7/10 propped up by our boy coming back and that autist colony leader guy, but then 5-6 don't even qualify for an integer
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Monica had the best big ass. Also, Wei had a nice plump bottom.
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I'm amazed I watched for as long as I did when this piece of cardboard and Naomi were two main characters. Christ those two did ever they could to drag the show down. Once Millar bit the dust and Gas the Belters guy showed up I couldn't take it anymore and stopped watching.
Fuck Holden and his actor.
Fuck Naomi and her actor.
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>have a cool setting
>basically the cloest thing to a Mass Effect TV show
>have a plot that allows you to explore new universes, cool ancient ayy lmaos and their tech, etc cool shit
>lets just make it all about boring Che Guevara in space and shtty family drama
Seriously, what the F*CK were they thinking...?!?
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>oh n-
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>>219819461
in the books, hes from a region of mars that got settled by texans and chinks , so thats the predominent culture there. its hilarious, chinamen lapring like cowboys and talking with a texan twang
also, pretty sure hes a sandnigger, not a poo
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why no one post Drummer?
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Yeah the guy who played Alex is Iranian. Same as the actress who played Avasarala whose real name I always forget how to pronounce
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I heard the actress's real voice and it killed her character for me
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>Once Millar bit the dust and Gas the Belters guy showed up I couldn't take it anymore and stopped watching
Gas the Belters guy was the best
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Why didn't they at least try to depict the Belters as skinny lanklets with low bone density (as pretty much all them are in the books) beyond the first episode? They could at least have cast very tall people or make them appear taller with camera tricks or something
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Gotta talk about that ride kid. Next clue to the case.
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thew writers are from the DABID school of writing
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>>219819769
The books are even worse with this because of the sheer length of them. There's like 15 books, each 700 pages or more, and it's just cockteasing you with suggestions of cosmic mysteries the whole way through without any real payoff, instead focusing on boring mundane shit.
>what if ancient ayylmaos colonized the entire galaxy way back then
>whoa look at those vestiges of their incredible technology
>oh hey looks like they got exterminated by an even more mind boggling life form, what could be going on there?
>jk, forget about all this, let's talk about communist uprisings in space instead :^)
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The end of s2 and beginning of s3 is very good and gripping. It takes so fucking long to get there though, i was close to dropping it so many times in s1. And never hits that greatness again, it almost does when the action finally happens in s5.
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Oh lol, I thought there was some canceled pilot episode, kek
Wait, really? Is that why they killed.him.off so fucking retardedly?
Man s5 and 6 are such a fucking shitshow
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>>219817653
>*ruins your favorite show*
Dammit, you have to name the show. You’re like those attention seeking faggots on facebook that say “Please pray for us” or “Anon’s surgery went great” but don’t explain or the obituaries that don’t say how the person died.
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>>219821020
S1 to 3 feel very weird, like their apex happens mid-season where you feel the season should end,.but shit just continues next episode
4 is retarded, they had such a cool setting and did nothing with it. The huge ayy lmao mystery and Miller turned out to be a fart in the wind nothing burger and thats it
5 and 6 are just dogshit
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>>219821105
Yeah he fucked women he met at conventions in his hotel room who would later regret it
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>>219820949
Really? I was thinking about picking them up to see how shit actually resolves after the disappointing ending of the show, but sounds like the writers are just another Lindelof tier hacks that just give you mysteries for the sake of mystery not knowing how to write a pay-off. That's sad to hear
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The first book really hooked me in because despite the so-so writing (especially the dialogue), it sets up some really cool shit. But after that, it kinda drags on forever without really going anywhere.
Which is fitting, since the two authors used to be GRRM's writing assistants on ASOIAF. I guess he taught them the "Imply shit forever without every paying off because climaxes are for suckers" school of writing.
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