i mean the writing for that scene was parody tier as well
>bro what if the alien grows 10 feet in 2 hours

Who buys this shit.

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What about Kenner Bishop?

>>219818714
Careful, you'll summon necanon

>>219818815
Pretty sure this was for a cartoon that never got released.

>>219818815
>cyborg with sunglasses and minigun
Funny this came out before T2

>>219819198
no it didn't

>>219818638
To be fair, the alien grows ridiculously fast in the original film as well. Not as quickly as the squid in Prometheus, but still.

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>>219818638
I always like the instance of that in the original movie. It made the alien feel quite alien for having a grown spurt that fucking fast, a truly alien organism. And I like that we got zero explanation, but these days retards are all over saying "it doesn't make any sense!", oh fuck off

>>219819257
Wait...

>>219818603
Men getting raped is funny. Especially when it's a tall, alpha chad getting raped. Look at his hilarious face like, "Nooo, I'm in charge here! You rapesquid will not rape me! Ahhh, it's raping me fuuuck, this hurts so much! I'm being impregnated by the rapesquid!" Haha, so pathetic.

>>219819196
It was in the comics. They made little mini comic books with different ones for each toy. You can see his comic rolled up in there. So the kid gets the toy, then reads the comic of bishop blasting xenos and can recreate it with the other toys

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>>219818815
It funny, the shit that got action figures....

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>>219818815
The Kenner toyline was kino

>>219818638
almost as if it's an alien or something

>>219820190
Fuck yes. Killer crab was the best.

>>219820260
then why not the tall white fella just use his laser vision to defeat it?
you got a problem with that? he's an alien

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>>219818603

>>219820190
>Queen Face Hugger
They didn't even try making this crazy shit make sense

>>219820328
>he's an alien
his DNA is almost the same as ours

>>219820387
it makes perfect sense, that's the facehugger that makes a queen
don't become retarded in your attempts to seem smart

>>219820419
im sorry.

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>>219820387
The Queen Facehugger is in one of the cuts of Alien 3

>>219819548

>Oh boy, today's a good day to choke a bitch! I sure hope there isn't a rapist tentacle monster behind th.... ACK!

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>>219820387
>They didn't even try making this crazy shit make sense
If Jesus is real, then why not the Giants of the Bible? That's why you need a Giant Facce Hugger Queen. For the giants.
>oh but anon the xenos weren't on earth at that time
Just stop

>>219820385
Is there an ovipositor link to something like this iykwim