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>best selling book of all time
>billions of fans worldwide
>deep lore and full of fairy tales
>never ending characters and cool settings
>still no movie adaptation
why they haven't released a movie yet?
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>>219820173
You forgot the part where it's a no-fun allowed religious text where any adaptation is never good enough for the devout. Even Prince of Egypt, often cited as one of the best adaptations gets shit on by some for not being perfect.
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>>219820173
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_based_on_the_Bible
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christcucks seething
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>>219820173
>pedo book
>worship Jews or burn in hell for eternity
>worshippers believe that Abraham is the most sane example of faith by mutilating his and his son's penis and eventually was willing to kill his son for god
sounds like a Hollywood masterpiece script
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>Sequel is considered non canon by most fans of the original