>>219825842
If I was there it wouldn't have gone down like that

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Guillermo del Toro subconsciously identifies with monsters because he is fat and ugly.

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I have fond memories of watching this in the movie theater, not really knowing why I chose to watch the fish fucking movie in the first place, and trying to stealthily use my phone to figure out whether or not this was an Abe Sapien prequel spinoff based on Hellboy.

>>219825842
Women LOVE big fishman dick. And he's tall.

>>219825842
It's a fable. That's why.

>>219825842
she has a nice ass. There was a surprising amount of nudity in this

So was he just a monster, or actually a god?

>>219825842
the female urge to pull the most retarded move possible at all times

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girls will fuck this over you

>>219825842
Is it true this movie is commie propaganda?

>>219826829
Yes, but that's also true of most movies.

My buddy says this movie is communist propaganda, I will never see this movie but how accurate is this

>>219826479
A really nice ass

what if this movie is communist propaganda? I don't want to get infected by it. Am I already infected just by opening this thread?

>>219826909
The fish is communism. The woman is society. The offspring is dysfunction and decline

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Was he right about washing you hands?
Is it better to do it before you piss?

What's the big deal? It's not like taking fish dick every day would corrupt you right?

>>219825927
reminder the mexican mafia kidnapped this piece of shit's father and big dick james cameron had to step in and sign a few autographs and pose for a few photos with the mafia members to get del toro's dad released, they didn't respect del toro at all and called him a "fucking hack" but in spanish obviously

>>219826479
I fell in love with her after watching the Paddington movies, and I was shocked when this opened with (basically full frontal?) nudity. I feel like I lost something that day. I treasured the mystery.

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>>219825842
If you wouldn't have sex with a fish you ain't a real man