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>>219826632
>only part of the movie that got a chuckle out of me
>most of it was member berries that kept me straight faced
Shit movie.

>>219826632
The bedtime story didn’t even make sense.

>”We want to hear about the story about the plumbers!”
>Mario and Luigi are barley in the movie and the story has nothing to do about them
>Peach is the main character and the movies focuses on her being the sister to Rosaline

Why even put Mario in the titles of these movies if he is just a minor side character?

>>219826632
This is really nerdy and irrelevant but man I wanted to be on Movie Fights on youtube to argue this was the worst movie ever and it was going to hit so right and make me famous too fuck. I really need an epic rant on this bullshit franchise, it is literally the symptom of a failing culture and ruined childhoods and is destroying a generation of boys.

>>219826723
Glad I didnt go see it. I am waiting to hear more about the production of Zelda before I let myself get any hype for it.

>>219826723
>The bedtime story didn’t even make sense.
>>”We want to hear about the story about the plumbers!”
Fuck you're right. That really makes no sense because when do these bedtime stories happen?

Before the first movie? Who the fuck is Mario? He's never been to the mushroom kingdom.
AFTER the first movie? Bowser's shrunk.

>>219826755
Are you saying its a bullshit MOVIE franchise or Mario games in general ruin boys lives?

>>219826714
We don’t care about you bro. You aren’t important

>>219826632
A bedtime story for a kid is the equivalent of leaving your TV on or playing a podcast when you go to bed

>>219826851
The Super Mario Galaxy movie fucking sucks.

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>>219826804
REMEMBER WHEN BIGGIE SMALLS HYPNOTYZE PLAYED HALFWAY THROUGH THE MOVIE?

>>219826929
I don't.

>>219826714
I care about you brother. You're very important to me.

sadly yes

>>219826877
>>219826775
kek I was expecting it to be absolute shit thanks to all the doomers and (((critics))) but I had a really good time, the movie is pure memberberries fanservice, I avoided spoilers so I really wasn't expecting the Starfox stuff. The only thing I didn't liked is how it ends so abruptly.

>>219827832
Even the end credits lack OOMF.
They're so soft they retroactively make thing the whole thing feel like a msde fit TV movie, like Aladin 2 or something.