I dislike Cubans

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sex with deb

im single because i have too much social anxiety to go out you fucking nigger

>>219827007
Dexter knew Doakes was following him why did he not just simply go pick up men and let them fuck him in the open so that Doakes would just think he was gay and closeted and leave him alone? It's pretty foolproof.

If you consider that Dexter go completely numb whenever he's having inner monologues it makes sense
Doakes was a real one

Show died with Doakes. He and Dexter are the only interesting people in the show. I guess John Lithgow's character may be but I gave up on it before S4.

Doakes is like us because he is good with pattern recognition. He knew something was off about Dexter. 4chan has to respect that.

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>>219827528

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>>219827007
I'm single and I live in Miami and I hate Fridays because I'm just going to sit around drinking the entire weekend.

>>219827940
Does it feel like living on a tropical island?

>>219827940
Cost of living has to be terrible. Hope you have a good job anon.

I would take that black man to drink get him drunk and make sweet love to his little tight hole.

>>219827754
h-hot

>>219827007
Is that the black guy in the Samurai Cop movie?

>>219829881
No, it's the Black guy from Kindred: the Embraced

>>219827583
Based
It turns shit after season 2

>>219827546
Wouldn't work, anon. Doakes'd want a piece, and he'd be really weird about it. BNWO type shit, reverse buck-breaking, shit like that, and once he's finished be in the bed crying while he's cuddling with Dexter, telling Dexter "I'm not a fag, I'm not a broken buck. I'm the massa! I'm the massa!" and then the next morning he tells Dexter he better not tell anyone or else and goes back to being on his ass figuratively.

>>219827583
He was one of the better ones, I guess, but he was still kind of mid.

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>You tellin me you aint got an instagram? A snapchat? A linkedin? Not even an old fuckin facebook?

>Bull-shiyet Morgan. I'm on to your ass.

>start dextermaxxing
>woman in the line before me at the ice cream shop eyes me twice
>smile at the thought of what I'm going to order
>cashier smiles back and blushes while serving other customers
weird experience desu

>>219827528
She's the worst part of the show next to Rita

>>219831068
you're not a clown, you're the whole circus

>>219831068
Absolute faggot take

>>219831186
>>219831161
Listen you faggots. I binged watched the entire series in 2 weeks, and the only thing that's been consistent are
>Season 1+2 is great
>Deb is a dumb slut who becomes even dumber and sluttier
>Rita is annoying

Everything else was good, even Maria was called a DEI spic by Matthews, so even she gets a pass

>>219831230
Rita's preggo boobs were pretty good though

>>219827007
Being single means you should be less happy not more

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>No record of a job or a hobby, no high school gf, not even a casual handjob in a movie theatre. No one recalls you at parties. Who goes to such lengths to hide his history?