Shantae games are mediocre.

It'd be hard to make it worse.

>>736890683
Honestly no. I've played better metroidvania-ish games with the power-swap gimmick like Biomorph or even Nobody Saves the World. At this point Shantae is Shantae. They've done the same thing a half-dozen times, it's been 6/10 a half-dozen times, and I'll probably buy the next one once it's $10 and be mad that it's not as good as it could be. Again.

Shantae games are the most 6/10 games ever.

>>736890850
What if someone just shot you point blank range in the head?

>>736890683
What formula? They're generic platform games.

>>736890683
Only thing that would improve if shantae was real and could give me 3 wishes

>>736891003
Cool, if you were thrown off a bridge tomorrow, no one would miss you or care.

>>736891008
Apparently, she does have the ability to grant wishes she just...rarely does it for some reason.

>>736891026
That's pretty random and came out of nowhere

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>>736891052
hopefully she finds me cute even though I'm a skinny chud

>>736890683
Kindergarten Shantae absolutely needs to be a transformation.
>>736891008
My wish? Love.

>>736891267
You need to go to jail.

>>736891267
>Kinderg
someone should dent your head in with a lead pipe

>>736891026
>>736891338
>>736891267
You mad? Be careful or you'll get an angry stroke!

>>736893309
>Nintendo Power
God, I miss that magazine. Why'd it have to fucking die?

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>>736895547

no
it's going to be more coomer bait like usual

>>736895547
magazines in general have been declining for like a decade now
print media is kinda old fashioned when the majority of the world is on phones and PCs

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>>736890683
The formula of me jacking off to Shantae, Sky, Rottytops, Risky Boots and whatever giantess they decide to throw in this time? It's already perfection, they don't need to change it up.

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>>736890683
>The Arabs invented that
Why do we hate them again?

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>>736891267
Does she get a yellow hat?

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>>736890683
More likely they will just make shantae barefoot for more fanservice.

Because shantae in her original clothes but barefoot makes my dick diamonds.

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>>736896104
Imagine shantae milking you dry with her feet by using genie magic to keep your penis always hard and milkable for hours.
Shantae dances barefoot in front of you, you can watch how gracefuly she moves and especially graceful movement of her bare feet, her soles, her arches, her toes in graceful movement. And every second you watch you feel your dick getting more and more hard and you getting more and more horny.
Once the dance is done, shantae comes to you and puts a nice aromatic oil on her feet and she starts giving you slow and relaxing oily footjob for hours, no katter how many times you cum her soft feet are still massaging your still hard dick, you feel drowsy and exhaused from hours of shantae milking you dry with her feet amd you slowly pass out and the last feeling you feel is Shantae's soft soles embracing your cock.

>>736896085
The hat stats on and as for why she's wearing a Japanese style uniform? Rule of funny.

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>>736891338
>>736891432
Hands up
You guys need to pull down your pants

>>736897078
Only if i get footjob from shantae

>>736895858
I remember how great Nintendo Power was back in the day. I was subscribed to it from about 2005/2006 until the magazine was killed off in 2012. Then it became a podcast, but that died too iirc. It's just never been the same ever since.

>>736890683
I at least want them to make the town and whatever place has NPCs feel more alive and have more interactions with Shantae.
Involve them in stages too, need more like Run Run Rottytops.

>>736890683
The only way Shantae's games would be good is if they let me breed her and her friends and that isn't going to happen, is it?

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>>736890683
I just want Harmony back

>>736890683
>Girld with tits
Literally nothing to innovate on

They look fun, at least.

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>>736890683
no
i'm really only in it for risky and more risky

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>>736900040
More Shantae?
Sure man.

>>736900061
you know what, you can have it, i have enough tabs open anyway

>>736895547
There's a spiritual successor magazine out called Nintendo Force, but I'm too wary to try it. I won't support it without seeing their TTYD review first. If it mentions tranny shit one time I'd be demanding my money back.

This is one of the only game series where everyone involved (fans and developers) never pretends it's anything more than okay at best with cute girls.
Gotta respect that.

>>736890683
I only care about her body. Her games are mid at best.
Beat Pirate's Curse and apparently it's the best one lol

>>736890683
Her games should be fun platformers like Rayman Origins. Metroidvanias are lame and gay

I just played the original Shantae the other day
Pretty good game
Occasionally frustrating
I wound up using a guide, mostly so that I could see the map and I don't feel bad about that
I haven't played too many GBC games but it felt pretty ambitious and the animations were great

I've got Risky's Revenge too so as long as it's at least as good, I think I'll keep going with the series (whenever they go on sale again)

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>>736906772
Games get a lot easier. The original Shantae had a lot of good ideas though like the monster town and the dancing parlor.

>>736906883
Marriage with the Genie

>>736890683
shantae games need to transition from platform games to actual porn games

>>736907185
Shantae is an innocent dancer. Keep your filthy hands off her.

Sky on the other hand...

>>736890683
...why is her bikini bottom bulging like that?

>>736907256
smells like birds.

The “shantae games are mid” is a meme. Pirates curse and half genie hero are good games and their music alone makes them 6/10s. Seven sirens was the first truly mediocre shantae game

>>736907275
birdshit

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>>736907404
>“shantae games are mid” is a meme
>6/10

Isn't 6/10 mid?

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>>736907404
Shantae games are mid.
Mid-riff that is.

>>736907404
>Seven sirens was the first truly mediocre shantae game
By being the second best game in the series, behind Pirate's Curse?

>>736895769
>>736895881
what does the N stand for?

>>736911045
Nintendo obviously.

>>736909802
I mean the osts alone make them 6/10s, the game design and belly bring them higher
>>736911012
no planet in which seven sirens is a better game than hgh, there are single tracks on that games ost that eclipse that whole game

>>736890683
cute

>>736890683
So did her father fuck a genie or did her mother?

Shantae games pisses off the same people that praised uglified The Last of Us part 2, so this game is pretty based.
Also I like animals and transformations, and Shantae contain mild amount of animal transformations, so that's a plus.

>>736912752
(I only like modern HD releases of Shantae. Pixel sprites are pretty ugly in old Shantae games)

Shantae is as shitty as Neptunia, and the creators can't innovate to save their asses.

hot

I dunno but sexo

I love my wife shantae

>>736912661

All genies are female.

>>736890683
Make her stay 16

>>736918771
*11

>>736893309
I wonder if this is where Matt got the name for the "half genie hero" game.

>>736890683
>even the pussy jiggle
Sweet Jesus.

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He's surrounded by hot babes.

>>736890683
No.

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>>736918829
*kindergarten age (see GBA)

I was thinking that the biggest thing shantae could add that would keep me interested is more dances and animations. Different outfits are ok, but arent really enough.

Also convince atari to make another yars game. I liked Emi.

>>736918931
They'd all would love him if only he kept his mouth shut.

>>736890960
It would be extremely painful

>>736906130
I played through the first world of that the other day and it very much seems quality-matched with Shantae. If we're talking about series improvements we probably shouldn't be looking at other 6/10s

>>736919886
What color for Futa potion?

>>736895547
NP started going downhill in the 2000s when they started putting more walmart and McDonald's ads in their magazine and quit doing strategies. Then future publishing bought them in 2007 and it REALLY went downhill.

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Could you love a zombie?

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>>736890683
They need to make a Shantae rhythm game.
>>736921024
I already do!

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>>736921024
Only if she is good at giving oily footjobs.

>>736890683
how do you improve metrodivania games
they look the same since 1998

>>736921759
Brownie taste delightful

>>736895991
arabs did not invent this dance

i didn't understand how i was supposed to play the game without stopping to masturbate every 10 minutes

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no one posted this yet?

>>736890683
Pirates Curse and HGH weere the only decent Shantae games.

>>736907404
>half genie hero
The game with a fuckton of backtracking and fetch quests?

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Seven Sirens felt like Wayforward's attempt to try giving the series a "genre identity". Half-Genie Hero was messy and threw a lot of different ideas together, but Seven Sirens had one big interconnected map, a progression sequence, a story, upgrades, minigames, and a charm/badge system. The devs just need to make another one, but better.

How does Pirate's Curse compare to Seven Sirens?

>>736890683
I wish for Shantae to wear a butt plug, we don't need to see it, but she needs to wear it at some point in her game.

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>>736890683
>That animation
Ohh myy goddd...

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>>736924214
Better imo, lack of start/stop genie dancing in favor of unlockable powers like double jump and gliding feels better to play. I'm more of a fan of the sprite work of PC then the HGH sprites. But you're right, SS is a step in the right direction, PC plus SS's badges and mini game would be great.

>>736924214
Pirate's Curse drops a lot of the things that make the game feel like Shantae in favor of standard metroidvania powerups. It plays more smoothly as a result but feels like a generic below-average metroidvania rather than what I'd want from the series.

>>736924823
Oh that's right, Pirate's Curse had the pirate upgrades. Does Shantate really double jump by hopping on a cannon and firing it? That sounds hilarious. Wasn't HGH a step backward from PC? I've heard that PC is kinda Metroidvania-ey and nonlinear, with a big map like Seven Sirens had.

It's kinda interesting how the series has tried to get around Shantae's powers, like they're an inconvenience. PC did away with them entirely and went for standard upgrades. HGH used stop-and-dance transformations that were whole new forms rather than just movement upgrades. Seven Sirens tried to do both, by turning the dances into screenwide utility attacks. Tbh I think that was a good idea, it worked really well, and Newt Dash NEEDS to be in the next game.

I should really get around to playing it some day.

Pirates Curse is good. Mostly because it's faster paced and most of the upgrades improve your mobility.

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>>736890683
>Do you think the next Shantae game will improve the formula?
Probably not.

This is mostly that what I'd consider an improvement (a large interconnected world that you fully explore, possibly looping on itself like the GBC game) is not what most people would want, and the series is clearly not going to head into that direction. It's likely to be a refined formula that's worked for them previously. That is, sectioned off into distinct stages with some light exploration on maps and then dungeons which are bigger mazes. It'll probably be an improvement over what they've done before, but it's also not likely to change the formula any. Just do a better job of implementing it.

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>>736890683
At the credits she thank you for playing the game and marry you...

>>736890683
is it time for the half-genie to go 3d?

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need arab female

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This is the REAL reason you clicked this thread, right? Right??

Well HERE they are. HAPPY now?

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>>736890683
I find it interesting that Pirate's Curse and Half-Genie Hero have the same type of structure (the games being level based rather than metroidvania) yet HGH is widely regarded as just not as good as PC. I wonder what really separates the two.

Dunno about improve, but they might switch it up a bit if the art is any indication.

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>>736890683
I'm interested in seeing how the twintails change things mechanically for Shantae.

>>736931337

It ultimately boils down to a lack of dungeons.

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>>736931834
That's a fair point actually. Half-Genie Hero was very much just pure level based gameplay with no dungeon at the end. Definitely felt more Mega Man than Castlevania or Metroid.

i keep getting walled in these games
and by that i have no idea where to go or find those damn keys in the mazes
always running in circles and its annoying

>>736890683
give them to a different developer
Actually I don't care, Shantae's whole concept is a dead end

>>736932438

How do you figure?

>>736932332

>man loses chess to a dog

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>>736932332
How does one manage to get stuck in these games? They're pretty easy.

>>736934127
like i said i can do everything else
puzzles etc but i always have trouble finding the keys and yes i use the map

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>>736934463
Honestly I do think it would help if the Shantae games that aren't explicitly metroidvanias would also have maps in-game, at least for their dungeons.

>>736921756
shantae isnt metroidvania its monster island which is dumbed down metroidvania

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>>736934931
Shantae as a series runs along a spectrum between Mega Man and Castlevania.

Needs larger waist, bigger eyes and jaw.

>>736935258
aka monster boy

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>>736936526
I think Monster Boy kinda does Shantae's shtick better but it lacks cute girls and that is genuinely a critical failing point.

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The only thing I want from the new Shantae is an evolution of Half Genie Hero's artstyle. It still holds up today, but it'd be nice to have sprites that actually match the character portraits 1:1. 3D environments could look more "full" as well.
Hopefully 2x the size of HGH as well, have some fun bonus modes, more dungeons, bring Jake Kaufman back or fuck it, get Tee Lopes for the ost. This franchise has always been okay, with the cheesy character writing and world pairing well with it. I wouldn't mind instant transformations and manual ones coexisting too
Hopefully no gigantic map like Seven Sirens too, that was pretty dull.

If Shantae 6 is actually 3D like some people believe it is, then I just hope its good.

>>736936992
It doesn't help that they change the portrait art style every single game.
>Tee Lopes Burning Town
imagine.

>>736906772
Risky's Revenge is good shit and my personal favourite.
I haven't seen anything like that forest map in another game (If there *IS* anything like it, tell me ...NOW!)

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>>736938691
I did like the concept of jumping between foregrounds and backgrounds, but I feel like they didn't really do enough with the idea.

>>736939469
>I did like the concept of jumping between foregrounds and backgrounds, but I feel like they didn't really do enough with the idea.
I recommend Mutant Mudds. It's a game all about that gimmick.

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What manner of curse is it for your favorite female character in all of gaming to come from a series that has never managed to achieve much popularity and is regarded by most who do know of it as mediocre?

i think pubes are pretty neat

>>736940469
its called being coombait

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>>736940806
Shantae isn't coombait, she's a coomgem. Her design manages to be equal parts cute and sexy and she's a fun character to boot. The world would be a better place if every game developer took a page out of her book.

>>736940948
>she's a coomgem
that would only apply if the games were good

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>>736942264
I don't think your perspective of the quality of the games really changes the fact that Shantae herself is a great character design.

>>736942372
try paying attention to the conversation

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>>736942085
Brutal mogging

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>>736890683
If they dont commit and go full Metroidvania, as in, an actual full interconnected map, and not just the whole ''main maip is just a hub and the dungeons are style separate and samey in tilesets'', then they shouldnt bother, and if they do, they will go full ''HK SOULSLIKE'' clone as opposed to Igavania

My Shantae dream game would be

>full IGA style metrodivania
>dance animations ate back and HEAVILY expanded! (more instead of less)
>animal woman transformations arent just a tween PNG
>RPG mechanics and level up system
>Pirate's Curse Princess Dancer outfit back
>No more Safe Horny for kids Bullshit, show us actual female nudity now!
>Better Writing
>No Subdungeons or if they are, each one had unique expansive tilesets instead of recycling the same ones with different palettes.
>End of series

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Shantae needs to be more sexy, and needs a segment where she breaks out of prison, after guards stripped her bare. She also needs iconic catchphrases.

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Her problem?

>>736943660
Her general disposition and overall desire for Shantae are pretty endearing and erotic. Whatever is wrong with her, she can stay that way.

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>>736936992
>bring Jake Kaufman back or fuck it, get Tee Lopes
>Not bringin the brain dead obvious choice

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freshytops

>>736944179
I wonder what her name was in life.

>>736943990
why she butt naked

>>736944474
Helps drive business

>>736944712
I should really get around to playing the other modes of this game sometime. I know that was kinda the selling point of it in the long run and I just never got around to it.

>>736890683
3D Shantae games based off Castlevania 64, MM Legend, Hat in Time, and Demon Turf

>>736890683
Make Shantae a futanari

>>736946734
How would that affect the gameplay?

>>736890683
that person uses ai to make images

>>736946984
I need shantae sex

>>736946984
That's fine.

>>736946984
get with the times, grandpa

>>736946907
Yea, increase her stanima and pube

>>736922438
Take her chicken

>>736890683
not obese enough

>>736946984
>>736947145
>>736947169
>>736947391
Tracing AI is the most cucked and scammy indian thing you can do. Just consume the original slop if you like AI trash.

>>736946984
So?

>>736948470
Find out Shantae is indian name...

rottytops breast expansion

>>736949337
sweaty zombie underboob

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>>736949154
Please, don't ruin her for me.

>>736949435
Northern Indian women are alright because they border Central Asia. It's those filthy fucking jeets down South with 0 hygiene and social graces that's the problem.

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>>736949690
Shut the fuck up.

>>736949773
>>736949435
Gonna cover her body with my aryan jam.

>>736949690
>>736949993
you niggas make everything so fucking weird just let me enjoy shantae boobs

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>>736943365
Shantae wins in the butt department. And that's the part where it counts the most to make childbirths safe.

>>736950843
Now add jam flavor, ginger spice and little sea salt

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>>736951038
Shantae would make a good wife.

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>>736895769
>Spunky

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What different things would a talking Shantae barbie say if you squeezed her?

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>Main screen for the Risky mode is just her sitting naked in a bathtub
How DO they do it?

>>736952307
Matt and Erin Bozon are probably the only people who can not be bossed around by the wokes (even if their own daughter is one) because they know their tricks and they (not Wayforward) own Shantae.

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>>736920036
You're a big guy.

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>>736952307
WayForward feels like a French company with all the fanservice.

>>736952212
>I'm ret-2-go!

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>>736890683
They should make them with real graphics instead of 8 bit shit

>>736952410
>>736952381
Nintendo can do acquisition of Way Forward

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>>736890683
I just want a better combat, give her more moves. idunno, something like besides pressing "B" for the normal hair whip, you can press "Y" for a stronger three hit combo attack, and make special moves if you hold down or up on the D-pad, make those consume magic meter or something. I think that would be neat and i'd love to see it

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>>736953230
Magic gives you enough options to do what you want. Besides, if you complicate Shantae anymore, it's gonna get bloated.

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>>736946734
>>736947145
Agreem

>>736890683
Absolutely not.

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>>736890683
the only way they will make a good shantae game is if they force her to be the monkey the whole time. and then make the monkey have sex

>>736959108
Why do so many people wanna fuck the monkey specifically?

>>736957525
I wish all 4 of them would give me oily footjob.

>>736957525
Risky is after the booty.

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>>736959108
OOH OOH OOH BAAANANA BAAAAANANA BAAAAANANA MONKEY DO BAANANANAAAA BAAAAAANAAAAAANAAAAAAAAAAA

>>736959792
monkey hot. sexy tailjob. feethand jerking. soft and warm. pocket sized and portable.

>>736891052
it's because she knows most people would wish for her to be their bride and a non-zero number would wish for her to shit on their chest

>>736959792
Large overlap with the BTD6 crowd, I suppose.

>>736890683
Shantae gave me a bondage kink and I hope someone makes a porn game where she gets tied up

>thread still up

made for gba

The next game should have a level set inside Giga Mermaid

I wish all brown women looked like Shantae

are the shantae games even any good? ive been spilling the nut sludge from my tiny white cocklet to her for like 2 decades now and never played any of her games. to be fair i dont play games anymore anyway lol

>>736966542
Pirate's curse is a genuinely pretty good game
The rest of them are solidly in the mediocre to vaguely acceptable range. (I haven't actually played the latest one yet, so I can't judge that one yet I guess)

>>736964939
4chan was like in Limbo or something for a while

>>736964939
People just love 16 old year half-jinn

>>736965975
Zelda OoT already did that. Navi trying not vomit...

we love shantae here

>/v/ so slow that even a shantae thread lacks enough gooning to reach bump limit in a day
man 4chan is dead

>>736890683
My real life nationality:
Shantae (Armenian-Persian)
Sky (Kurdish)
Bolo (Levantine)
Rottytops (Circassian)
Risky (Latin-Berbers or Vandalic descended)
Harmony (Turkish)
Zapple (Albanian)
Vera (Yemeni-Soqotrans)
Plink (Bulgarian)

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>>736970232
>man 4chan is dead
Good. We shouldn't be the center of attention and we can build our community back from the rubble

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>See Shantae in the catalog
>immediately want to jerk off
STOP DOING THIS TO ME I DON'T WANT TO BE A GOONER

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>>736971147
All the worst fuckers went to Twitter, since you can get paid pennies to be a no-life faggot who whinges and tries to start shit 24/7 for attention there. It’s great.

>>736971719
My biggest wish is that we get certain countries rangebanned like moe

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For me, it's Creambee's Bangin' Talent Show.

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wait what

>>736972351
He's an old man that adopted her.
She calls her Uncle because they're weebs at Wayforward and want her to call him "ojisan" or whatever.

>>736972434
Holy based!

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>wake up
>turn around
>see this

wat do

>>736972351
>>736972434
Karnov have good brothers

>>736971147
>11 year olds exotic belly

>>736972792
Kissu

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Shake it, baby!

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>>736940469
A blessing in disguise. All the things that I once loved that became mainstream (like Guilty Gear) lowt all their flavor and edge, so I'm glad Shantae has the reputation that it has.

>>736975240
bring this back, bozon

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>>736896104
>>736910763
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>>736896096
>that leaning forward Shantae

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>>736974174
>>736977549
My hot wife Rottytops is so sexy

I wish Arabian girls were real

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>>736978776
Never forget. the only reason the Pyramids are still standing is because they didn't have explosives yet.

SEX with SHANTAE and FRIENDS

>>736981206
Can I join?

i want to use her monkey form as an onahole

>>736981206
>and FRIENDS
Even Bolo?

>>736983510
why not

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There are characters as sexy as Shantae.
There are characters as cute as Shantae.

But there is no other character as sexy-cute as Shantae. Such purity and lewd allure blended perfectly together in one girl.

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>>736890683
It peaked with Pirate's Curse and that was 12 years ago and it ditched Shantae's transformation abilities. If they do go for another Pirate's Curse/Seven Sirens transformation abilities, I hope they're less situational. Like Pirate's Curse's abilities do a bunch everywhere but Seven Siren's is kinda limited to single sections of the game.

>>736952528
>realtranny is a frogtranny too
Go figure

SEXtae

>>736890683
no, these games only sell because of coomers, they have zero incentive to actually make a good game

>>736972792
Where's Sky?

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>>736920573
>What color for Futa potion?

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>>736959108
>the only way they will make a good shantae game is if they force her to be the monkey the whole time. and then make the monkey have sex

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>>736971804
That might backfire on you, Ranjeesh

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>>736984990
That is her true appeal, a combo that almost feels impossible.

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>>736989951
She is perfect for hugging and kissing and tender lovemaking and hot chocolate by the fireplace and teasing you in public while everyone watches and playing card games together and I love her so so much.

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>>736990446
Me too anon.

>>736991324
Great animation, just why did he have to draw her in that outfit instead of her's and with that face instead of her's?

>>736890683
Shantae should have pubes

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HERE is your Half-Genie Wife!

Questions?

>>736991867
If she's a half genie, does that mean I get 1.5 wishes? How do I spend half a wish?

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>>736992332
Anon cant into numbers.

>>736890683
yes

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Holy shit this thread is still alive?

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I like Shantae in a dress.

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Rottytops!

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>>736994148
I agree, but a poofy skirt with an exposed midriff just seems goofy.

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So Risky's a genie right? The skin and hair are the give away?

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>>736896104
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>>736992496
Shantae owes me oily footjob.
I want shantae to dance in front of me barefoot. Then i want to put my face ibto her bare soles, sniff, kiss and lick her soles. Then i want to rub her feet with oil untill her feet are nicely soaked in oil and then i want shantae to slowly massage my dick with her oily feet for hours.

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I was so happy when Shantae finally met her Genie sisters. I hope they keep reappearing in the sequels.