Americans with their cawadooty Prime slop killed Metroid.

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>>737048103
kill yourself sybb

>>737048160
That too. Dread/Prime 4 was the final nail in the coffin for the Murrica Metroid slop.

Zero suit was a mistake

>>737048287
>Dread
Cope harder false flag tranny

>>737048103
Your fetish is acting like a skinny woman with a nice butt is equivalent to a fat fetish landwhale because all anyone is supposed to care about is how "healthy" (low body fat percentage) a character is

>>737048613
He’s been doing this for twenty years.

>>737048613
>nice butt
That's a subjective value and has nothing to do with what I said.

>>737048784
There is literally not a build on this planet that gains a significant amount of weight anywhere else before the waist
It's considered unusual if you can put on ten pounds without seeing it in your torso
Skinny waist = fit, regardless of how the ass looks

>>737048103
Samus is a whore

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>>737048103
Crazy how wrong you are. Samus has a six pack guaranteed (not hard in the first place if you're not a landwhale to begin with), that makes her more fit than 80 percent of America. Also fit women DO HAVE asses like that, it's called cardio and squatting.

>>737049030
OK, so you're retarded. Women store fat on hips, ass and thighs first. It's in their genes.

And as you can see from that image, Samus has a lot of fat in those places, but not elsewhere.

>>737049103
RACK YOUR FUCKING WEIGHTS

>>737048103
>400lbs man decides whether woman is fit or not
kek

>>737049252
Women store fat wherever they aren't burning a significant amount of it, same as men. There's a slight bias to where it tries to go but women still lose their torso definition immediately if they're at all fat. The idea that a skinny waist and round ass is something that happens due to poor health and/or fitness is objectively false.

>>737049103
You don't get an ass like Samus by running and doing cardio. You get it by eating too much. You can tell by the droopy shape, but I guess you didn't even bother to look at the actual shape, did you?
>>737049643
Not at all. Samus is skinny-fat, which means all her fat goes to her ass and hips, while she's slim (but not fit) everywhere else.

>>737050407
>You don't get an ass like Samus by running and doing cardio. You get it by eating too much.
You don't get a wait like Samus by eating too much. You get it by running and doing cardio.
>Samus is skinny-fat, which means all her fat goes to her ass and hips, while she's slim (but not fit) everywhere else.
You are making up terms to try and trick people into validating your fetishes. No woman is ever going to find it embarrassing that their ass jiggles so long as they have a flat tummy.

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Samus works hard to keep her body in top shape.

>>737051312
LORD almighty

>>737051183
Yes you do, if the genes in your body direct all the fat to your ass and hips. You can see people with a big belly and no double chin. Same thing there. One area can be slim, and another fat.

You're just a retard with no actual knowledge outside of TikTik och Insta videos.

>>737051414
>You can see people with a big belly and no double chin.
I can't, actually. Just like I can't see people with a double chin and no big belly. You've got to be a certain amount fat overall for certain features to present themselves.

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>>737048103
How the hell doesn't the Zero Suit rip out with that dumptruck ass?

>>737052183
That's simply wrong. Fat distribution is genetic. Some people look horrible when just being a bit overweight, others can be overweight and still look good because the fat distributes differently.

>>737052253
Chozo technology

>>737052301
Someone with the "genetic fat distribution" required to look like Samus while eating poorly and not exercising has won the lottery on so many levels they're basically a different species. If that's "fat" then "fit" is nonexistent.

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>>737048103
Need I fucking remind you?

>>737052479
Samus's ass is fat. Not her entire body. It's slim and skinny (and unfit).
>>737052480
Yes, that is fit. Pretty much the only game where Samus actually looks fit.

>>737052552
Samus's ass is fat. If the rest of her body is slim then she is fit with a fat ass. The term "fat" is not derogatory or even fitness-related in the context of butts. Or individual body parts in general, actually. Nobody has a "fat head" because they're overweight and it specifically goes to their head, a "fat head" is a British way to tell someone they're fucking dumb.

>>737052642
What the fuck are you even talking about? XD

Samus has a fat ass. Not just "fat" as in big. As in literally fat. It's really big and it hangs. That's fat.

But the rest of her body is not fat at all. However, just because your body is slim, doesn't mean it's fit. Slim/slender/thin and fit are different.

That's why Samus is skinny-fat.

>>737052807
>Samus has a fat ass. Not just "fat" as in big. As in literally fat. It's really big and it hangs. That's fat.
And that is unrelated to fitness. Your fetish for the idea of Samus being embarrassed by her ass does not an argument make.
>Slim/slender/thin and fit are different.
No. Slender torso = fit. There is no way to achieve a slender torso without being fit. If you have a torso like Samus while being unfit, you are a genetic miracle.

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It's just the suit making her big butt look big

This is the dumbest argument on semantics I've heard in a long while

>>737048103
>but not athletic or fit in the slightest.
Jump several feet into the air and proceed to do somersaults on command, then tell me how she's not athletic.

>>737052918
>having a fat body part is not related to fitness
Just when you think people here can't get any dumber

>>737051183
>You are making up terms to try and trick people into validating your fetishes
You are a fucking retard who doesn't know a thing about weight loss. Skinny fat is a real thing but you wouldn't know because you're plain fat.

>>737053069
>Samus's build is one people get from being lazy and eating too much
Just when you think people can't get any dumber

>>737053157
Skinny fat is a real thing that doesn't at all apply to Samus fucking Aran.

>>737053169
It is, it's just that her fat is all distributed to her ass, so it looks good on her. Just because she looks sexy and feminine doesn't mean she's not skinny-fat, because she is.

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>>737052480
I want to go back...

>>737053308
>y-yeah you can totally get Samus's body by eating too much and not working out if you're a girl
Mate I know your barber and your mom both molested you or whatever the fuck but can you at least live in reality when you're writing your posts

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>>737048283
Imagine a fat balding 40 yo masturbating whole day while making those posts

>>737053585
Shirow style made with AI?

>>737053603
You can, and you would know that if you met real women outside of internet.

Sure, Samus has cartoonish style, but overall, you get her body by:

1) Overeating and have genes to make sure all surplus fat ends up on your ass.

2) Don't work out to make sure the rest of your body stays slim and slender.

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>newfags still falling for Sybb threads

>>737053723
You can't, and you would know if you had ever actually met a woman outside of the internet.
You get her body by exercising a fair amount without going for strength building exercises. In other words, cardio.
There is nobody on this earth who actually has the fat all go to their ass. If you're lucky the first few pounds you put on will go there before you start to see it in your face and gut.

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>>737053873
Oh really? Enter Agnetha Fältskog, who was slim everywhere, except the ass which was fat.

And lots of other women have looked like her since then.

>>737049103
>Samus has a six pack guaranteed
She doesn't
You can see her midriff in a lot of games, she doesn't have a six pack in any of them.
Her belly is flat in most games.

>>737054089
You believe with full confidence that a famous pop singer can have no fitness routine and eat whatever she wants?

>>737054736
She literally said in an interview that she easily put on weight around her hips and buttocks, and that her band members always told her to watch her weight.

But in the 70s, people didn't really care about workouts like today.

Also, the image speaks clearly. That's a fat ass on a slim body. Just like Samus (although you can see the true shape of Samus's ass better because of their different outfits).

>>737055072
First of all, this means I was right and she does in fact have to do work to maintain that body. What the fuck else does being told to watch your weight mean?
Secondly, that was in the 70s when the mental illness about fat was still in full force. Big hair and shoulder pads were born of a desire to make your lower half look smaller.

>>737054510
Post Samus having belly fat then.

>>737055529
She didn't exactly work out, she just had to cut back when her ass got too fat.

Point is: Samus is skinny-fat. She has a slim body with a fat ass. And that fat ass has come from overeating, where else would all that fat come from?

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What different things would a Samus barbie say if you squished her?

>>737055660
>she didn't have to do more than nothing, she just had to do more than nothing
So that build doesn't "just happen". QED.
>She has a slim body with a fat ass.
Which you get from regular exercise and a normal diet.
>And that fat ass has come from overeating, where else would all that fat come from?
Eating normally, because the goal has never been to entirely remove body fat.

>>737048103
Is she supposed to have no ass at all? Show us what a fit woman's butt should look like.

>>737055816
>you get a fat ass from exercise
You're too dumb to talk to. Take an IQ test and then sign up for a class with special needs.

>>737055817
There's a big difference between:

1) No ass
2) Fit ass
3) Fat ass

A fit ass would have a much perkier shape and also be smaller.

>>737055928
>you get skinny from no exercise and overeating
>YOURE DA LOW IQ
lol lmao

>>737055928
How much smaller can her ass get before it's a ten-year-old's?

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>>737052959
No! As you can see here, she is working hard to get the body she has! >>737051312

>>737056065
You get skinny from no exercise, and overeating, with the genes Samus obviously has, gives you a fat ass.

Try to hammer that into your thick skull now.
>>737056084
Do you think these asses are representable of real women?

>>737051312
>>737052959
>>737056103

?

>>737056247
You're as bad if not worse than ACfag.

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>>737048283

>>737056324
And you're a low IQ retard who lacks basic knowledge.

>>737056247
>You get skinny from no exercise,
As opposed to what? What non-skinny state does general "exercise" move you towards? Strength training makes you bigger, but most exercise is not strength training.
>overeating... gives you a fat ass.
And a fat everything else. She'd have visible tummy at least if the ass were the result of overeating and no exercise.

>>737056103
>that huge ass
Are Raven Beak's genes really that powerful?

>>737056575
As opposed to exercise, which gives you muscles and a bulkier look.

NO, not everything else. Did you see that shot of Agnetha? Did she look fat anywhere else except the ass?

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I love muscular amazons bros

>>737056516
Says the tranny who's been obsessed with Samus' ass for two decades. Do you lose your shit over other game women's asses?

>>737056701
>exercise, which gives you muscles and a bulkier look.
So, you believe all exercise is strength training. Got it.
>Did you see that shot of Agnetha? Did she look fat anywhere else except the ass?
Was she supposed to be the result of "overeating"? If that's what "overeating" looks like then 95% of the first world is moments from heart failure.

There's no reason for her to be particularly fit considering her suit is power armor that does it all for her. It's like expecting a mech pilot to be fit.

>>737056856
No, but if she did cardio to burn fat, her ass wouldn't be that fat.

That woman (Agnetha) had a fat ass. Which was the result of overeating, which she openly admitted in an interview.

>>737057094
>if she did cardio to burn fat, her ass wouldn't be that fat.
[citation needed]

>>737057227
>she has a fat ass
>cardio (running etc) burns fat
>if she did cardio, her ass wouldn't be that fat

And you question this using what kind of logic?

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I still don't know if Sybb hates big fat asses or loves them. He'll talk about how these characters are unfit and flabby (negative implication) but also talk about how sexy and hot they are (positive implication).

>>737057448
He has a fetish for the object of his affection being embarrassed about how unfit her ass is.

>>737056410
You're an actual newfag.

>>737057568
What an autistic hyperfixation. It's like Violet Beauregard fetishists.

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>>737052959
Could be bigger

i keep laughing think of that goat

>>737048103
Sammy got a phat ass

>>737059535
*Fat

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Behold, the best Metroid game.

>>737048103
left literally looks like an olympic track medalist.

just dropping by to say that I find the Varia Suit to be infinitely more erotic than any variation on blonde bimbo samus.

>>737060736
I swear the IQ around here is the lowest on internet

Theoretically, if you were able to lock Sybb in a room, how would you choose to ensure he can never post this type of garbage or any of the other garbage he posts here, or anywhere else, ever again?

>>737061094
Make sure the tranny has no access to the internet by any means.

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>retards replying to a Sybb spam thread

>>737056410
yes there are way too many schizos who can't handle anonymous posting. it's very sad and everyone who engages in it should probably be banned

>>737055794
just the Super Smash Bros taunts

Reminder this psychopath spam these threads on /pol/ of all places >>>/pol/533256842

>>737048196
I just wanna put my penis in a butt and thrust my hips until my peenus goes pew pew

>>737061610
make her colon is prearranged first

>>737061590
>he's back to just throwing in poll links in threads
poor fuck never learns, but yeah, ol sybbo spent enough time on the 4chans that he accidentally became a racist

>>737061520
>the bayonetta 2 betrayal

What?

>>737053627
I don't need to imagine

>>737048103
She's definitely fit, your standards of that are clouded by roid users (which includes all Olympians)

>>737063371
Not at all. If you look at that image for longer than five seconds, and not just pay attention to the massive size of it, you can also see that it hangs/droops.

>this videogame character should look realistic instead of a sex goddess because I need my escapes to conform to my reality
how about no you cum gargling homosexual

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>>737063702
I never understood this ''realistic'' and ''unrealistic'' shit since sexy fit women exist and are aplenty.
Whenever I hear someone claim that I feel it's from either a ball-less freak or some ugly fatfuck feminoid.

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>>737062752
He's probably referencing when Nintendo saved Bayonetta 2 and made it exclusive and there was epic salt about the exclusivity.

>>737064302
And when you point out both Sony and Microsoft didn't care about the series and would let it die their rage explodes.

>>737055794
>The baby

>>737060585
My favorite FPS. Had epic dreams based off of this gem.

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>>737061587
>>737065272
And how would you activate the Samus doll's voicelines?

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Fit Samus is best Samus

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I dont know how Samus walks around federation stations in that suit without being harassed and catcalled by meathead federation goons. Struttin around with her butt out and jiggling. She'd probably faint if she heard some of the vulgar locker room talk

>>737053713
Good eye, Shirow is a bit overbearing even among others.

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>Metroid has such a horrible legacy that people only remember it for the porn

What a shame.

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>>737048103
>*shows pic of a fit samus*
>why isn't the millitary trained literal soldier who works in actual fucking warfare FIT?!!!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!!!!!

>>737071873
OP ass is in no way fit, you fat bastard.

oh sybb
ass related autism man, fucking how

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>>737071668
>Hollow Knight has such a horrible legacy that prople only remember it when the two autists who actually like it keep shitting up threads with it

What a shame.

>>737048103
Either great genetics or fit but with a thin layer of fat

>>737074162
An ass that was fit with a thin layer of fat wouldn't droop like that.

>>737074162
Raven Beak truly has the strongest genetics

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>>737073820
>only two people like the game
???

>>737071106
>Implying the Fed Force fags would be catcalling her from their gay Lego mechs
The Echoes GFMC chads, on the other hand...

>>737048283
you first abib

>>737048103
I can almost guarantee you that the average Murrican think this ass is small. Standards have changed, and huge, obese asses are the norm now.

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>>737077063
jon stewart was right

>>737077323
Holy shit, when was this written?

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samus if she real

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>>737053627

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>>737057448
>>737057568
>>737058119
He was raped by his mom.

>>737077323
~2004, he wrote a book or something and that was in it

>>737077492
>>737078348

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>>737061520
>replying
It's mostly just him being a schizoid samefag talking to himself. Normal people without mental illness don't talk the way he does.

>>737048203
>like a tiger

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>>737077063
Glad I'm an outlier then, Samus's ass is perfect. Proportionally it's actually pretty big compared to the rest of her body.

>>737068010
Squeeze her belly

>>737052959
It's so nice when you can see it from the back

>>737048103
the image on the left is the reason why zero mission is the best 2d metroid. people complaining about the stealth section at the end were simply not horny enough to see the vision.

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>>737077884
nah this is

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Her farts stay inside the zero suit. Imagine the smell when she removes it

>>737079401
Sybb knows all about getting farted on.
>>737078281

>>737048409
Arrest yourself moving goalposts granny

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>>737079278
Japan knew

>>737077884
>>737079313
would

>>737080465
she dodged those cumshots like a pro

>>737048287
Dr ad was literally made by spaniards. Also prime mogs every game except super

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>>737051312
This. Being a space booty hunter is a lot of hard work.

>>737048160
Fuck off Dobson

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>>737084571
Fattass

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I love tall women

>>737048160
Prime is nothing like a typical shooter. The original prime at least, is a very slow paced and exploration focused game.