>>737048450
he posted it again lol

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>>737048450
What’s with the Elven agenda of shipping human men with beast women? The destruction of the empire?

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>>737048801
>Elven agenda of shipping human men with beast women
wtf I love elves now?

>>737048450
Made for Nord Men

>>737048450
Yeah, that's not an Alfiq

>>737048801
They're trying to keep all the lovely Dunmer women to themselves, the bastards.

Anons keep talking about Khajiit women being made for human men, but personally I feel that Breton women should also be squished between the asses of Khajiit and Argonian women.

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>>737048450
They like their pretty kitties.

>>737048450
Big Fat Cat Tats and Itty Bitty Kitty Titties always beat out normie human femoids.

>>737048450
it looks like shit that some homo would draw as a webcomic for free 15 years ago?

Never ask Nord supremacist the race of his wife

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>>737052429

>>737050872
This was always weird to me because at the time this was supposedly carved, the Nords were their own empire and separated from the Khajiit by the Ayleids, who were completely 100% hostile to them and just saw humans as slaves and victims for flesh-warping torture art. How did the tribal Khajiit get from Elsweyr to Skyrim?

>>737048450
Can humans and Khajit even produce children?

>>737056192
We don't know, even the in-game book everyone wants to cite (note: in this book they paid prostitutes to get knocked up and then looked at the baby and tried to declare its race based on that, so it's not even reliable for what it claims) the 'researchers' studying crossbreeding refused to even test whether men or mer could impregnate Khajiit or Argonians, because they thought it was disgusting. So they just declare it impossible because it would be 'obvious'. Ignore that Khajiit have a form that's literally just a Bosmer of course.

>>737056192
Only elves and humans can breed canonically in TES and it's based on the mum and the child takes some traits from the dad.

You meet an Altmer with an Imperial dad in Oblivion and a Dungmer in Windhelm with a Nord rayciss father.

>>737058750
You are literally citing the book I mentioned in >>737056340 which explicitly didn't actually test the Khajiit or Argonians. Also, Khajiit are Mer.

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Offcial art from the same game.
Human girl getting orc'd

>>737059041
>Human girl
no one gives a shit when you can have an elf woman

>>737059257
indeed
which is why one of the main characters in the game is a redguard guy married to a dunmer woman

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>Oh, it’s hardly a mystery - Nord men, for all their bellowing about Ysgramor and mead halls, secretly yearn for refinement, and thus find themselves irresistibly drawn to Mer women who possess wit, grace, and a lineage unmarred by Atmoran mud. Nord women, by contrast, seem determined to outdrink, outfight, and outsnarl their husbands, leaving the poor men to seek softness and culture elsewhere, though they would rather choke on snowberries than admit it.

>>737059041
Cyrodiil has fallen

>>737048450
>Not an Argonian Maid
Meh.

>>737059542
Argonian Maids are an Imperial vice, not a Nordic one.

>>737048450
>>737050215
I wish I were a khajiit girl bros

>>737059482
>Cyrodiil has fallen
right imperial men known to marry elves on mass
hell almost all imperial men in skyrim are married to elves i'm not kidding

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There's a lot of race-mixing in that game.

>>737056159
Probably a slave that got freed by the Nords and decided to stay with them

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>post TES kah-jeet image
>get warned

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Is this the thread?

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>>737048450
ES Castles thread?
I made a khajiit-only realm before uninstalling this game

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>>737056192
Lets assume they can. Would that include the housecat and mega tiger style ones too?

>>737060237
>the housecat
Fine too.

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>>737060047
Almost certainly.

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>>737060237
I wonder what the Khajiits think of like, normal actual housecats. They DO exist.

>>737056159
>who were completely 100% hostile to them and just saw humans as slaves and victims for flesh-warping torture art.
Bro, at least read something that isn't Alyssian propaganda. Not only Ayleids weren't 100% hostile they were a divided people that had no coherent policy towards anything. If they were so hostile to humans they would have never thought them about magic lol.

>>737048801
Marrying a beast race is just so perverse, no mer should ever consider such an act!

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>>737060352
She really was my SPECIAL friend.

>>737060371
The same way we humans see other primates, probably.

>>737060047
That's every thread.

>>737060431
Mara is totally cool with it don't worry bro.

>>737060420
>thought them about magic lol
Are you mixing up Direnni with Ayleids or is this some ESO lore?

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>>737056159
People can...travel? Is that a bizarre concept to /v/ now? I mean Vikings made it to the Americas and asians traveled all the way to Europe for trade.

>>737060371
They view them as a lower species of Khajit. Their legends say they were elevated by Azura from that state.

>>737060371
Given their a bunch of dirty gypsys i would imagine its all very dirty

>>737060539
it's Skyrim lore
Ahzidal (an Atmoran) was taught magic (iirc it was enchanting) by Ayleids

>>737060539
Alyssia was supported by Aylieds that thought their army magic. I'm not talking about dumbo nords and their nights of tears(lol)

>>737060598
Think about it this way, it's like a Muslim from Africa traveling through Carolingian France and Germany to reach Pagan Scandinavia.

>>737060603
Their legends say they were elevated from the state of being constantly shapeshifting goo without a fixed form, not cats.

>>737060478
I don't care what Mara thinks, I am not going to have relations with a lizard!

>>737060691
Sailing exists.
Other parts of the continent exist.

>>737060768
fuck the crocodile, anon

>>737048801
NNNNNNNNNNGH

>>737060761
Cats are literal shifting goo.

>>737048450
Cats won. Human women are made to be cuckqueans.

>>737059041
No one cried when Morrowind made Orcs a playable race

>>737060846
I am going be with a Khajiit as Azura intended!

>>737060835
>Sailing exists
Khajiit aren't known for it. Nords would have to sail around hostile Direnni lands in High Rock, barren Hammerfell (pre Redguards, hostile afterwards,) hostile Cyrodiil between hostile Valenwood and hostile Summerset, to reach Elsweyr. Or I guess round Morrowind (until they rebel and become hostile) then barren pirate-infested Black Marsh.
>Other parts of the continent exists
Oh so they'd travel on foot through all those hostile countries to get to Elsweyr instead?

>>737060691
>>737056159
Anon you fucking brainlet the Khajiit are nomads. It's their defining trait. They are FROM Elseweyr but have been travelling all around Tamriel since the Merethic Era.

>>737060671
Those Ayleids threw their lot in with her after she rebelled, we're talking about before that.

>>737061108
>Anon you fucking brainlet the Khajiit are nomads
Oh yeah I forgot that Skyrim-era retcon that made them gypsies.

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>ES6 basically all but guarenteed
>Maomer the only see-faring race that really has it out for the ocean

How will Bethesda write them?

I hope the empire stops existing in the next game. It's was such a pointless institution that never could do anything and got conned by everyone and everything for a century straight.

>>737061190
>ES6 all but guaranteed
very optimistic of you

>>737061190
I don't think Bethesda is going to depict the Maormer at all. Since it's set in Hammerfell I imagine they're just going to wank off about the Dwemer even harder.

>>737061293
Is there anything left to wank? They got exposed as a bunch of frauds in Skyrim.

>>737061293
what are the chances for black (actual nigger phenotype) dwemer?

>>737061043
I guess you're right anon, because not everyone on the continent gets along all the time there is absolutely 0 possible a kahjit could have wound up in Skyrim at that time. 0, it's impossible, absolutely no theoretical sequence of events could have ever actually lead to that happening because "but elves hostile tho!". You've blown the lid off the conspiracy.

>>737061414
They can invent something.
>>737061416
>black elves
You're right, they could decide to depict the Lefthanded Elves too.

>>737061147
It isn't a Skyrim era retcon, anon.

As early as Morrowind there are mentions of Khajiits as Nomads. iirc Provinces of Tamriel basically says that north Elseweyr = Nomads, south Elseweyr = settled.

>>737058861
Actually, Khajiit and Bosmer aren't really mer at all, they're primordial goop/wild hunt given form; the Khajiit by Azura using Lorkhan's body and the Bosmer by Y'ffre and his Earth Bone
Doesn't seem like it hinders crossbreeding though, wasn't Camoran half Bosmer?

>>737061530
But anon didn't you hear? The elves are HOSTILE! That makes it literally completely impossible for anyone to travel anywhere outside their home country in any way for any reason! No kahjit had ever left Elswyr even one singular time until the Ayelids were toppled and the Empire was founded.

>>737061560
Mer means you're a Settled Ehlnofey descendant, not that you come from the 'Aldmer.' Just like Men means you're a Wandering Ehlnofey descendant, not that your ancestors come from Atmora. Read your Anuad.

>>737061753
Anuda shoa!

>>737048450
>notice anything?
The fact that it's AI drivel and all the "Artist" did was put a little line in to separate the fucked-up fingers?

>>737061530
In Morrowind the Anquinna Khajiit were desert nomads, which means they were nomads within the deserts of Elsweyr. That's not the same as hopping into a caravan and gypsying all over the jungles of Cyrodiil up into the freezing cold boreal forests of Skyrim.

>>737061264
>in 2026 it will be 15 years since the release of the last mainline Elder Scrolls game
>also 15 years since the last Game of Thrones book
I wonder if I get to see either during my lifetime

>>737050872
Imagine having a humanoid cat in you bed every night pressing her soft fur against your skin as she lays her head on your chest to hear your heartbeat. Her fur traveling between your fingers as you gently stroke her back as she starts to purr.

>>737061753
We are talking about genetics and interbreeding between races, not the in-universe social classifications that as you/someone mentioned earlier aren't always accurate even if it appears in an in-game book

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she corrupted millions

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>>737062085
microsoft must destroy bethesda
it's for the best

>>737063523
LITERALLY made for h*ndholding and CARESSING HER CHEEKS UNTIL SHE PURRS and making her BLUSH IN PUBLIC like holy fuck ARRRGGGGHHH

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A khajiit wife would fix me

>>737063461
>Genetics
It's a magical dreamworld. 'Genetics' as you know them are not a thing.
>In universe social classifications
Only insomuch as Mer and Men is a social classification. The truth is that every sapient race is an Ehlnofey except the Hist and Argonians. Regardless of anything else, what form they had in the Dawn and what form they have now, they all have the same origin: et'ada who were too weak after creating the world and became mortal. That 'social classification' is literally the only distinction between Men and Mer, not their origins and not any innate aspect of their nature. Alessia got knocked up by a fucking bull and gave birth to Minotaurs, stop thinking this works on chromosomes.

>>737048801
Those are elves though

>>737058750
Khajiit are elves technically (but there are no confirmed human x khajiit pregnancies, probably due to the weird nature of khajiit births/subspecies/moon phase shit)

>>737064592
You also forgot the Redguards who came from a previous Kalpa

>>737064348
Serana is for raping again on behalf of Molag Bal

Even better if Molag Bal takes control of your body

>>737061560
That "weird shapeshifting goo" is still "mer" it just "branched off" before "Aldmer" (possibly) though I suppose phylogenetically or whatever you could argue only "Aldmer" elves are "proper" elves, and I suppose the "soul" and metaphysical "outlook" of a race is important in such a mythopoeic setting, so they're sufficiently separated either way to sort of be a third "family" that's not man or mer (same reason Redguards sort of aren't or are human - they're spiritually elfy and came from a different iteration/universe/cycle)

>>737065134
So did the Hist actually, though they're clearly delineated as not or never having been Elnohfey (that raises the question, are they differently from a straight up different universe grafted on (and what about Dreugh while we're on the subject ?), whereas the Redguard are from a previous cycle that hopped over)

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>>737059917
>Mods are nogames fags
Big surprise

>>737064348
>install Skyrim
>install Wintersun
>install SL
>Nord male stormcloak loyalist
>run to the shrine of Molag Bal
>convert
>start Downguard
>rape Serana
>uninstall
I do this every year.

>>737063523
Kill yourself shitia fag

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Nordsisters... how do we reclaim our men?

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>>737065939
By force!

Nord men will fuck anything but their women. Though, can you blame them? Their women are basically bitchy men, even if homosexuality in Skyrim is not seen with disgust.

>>737065134
>>737065636
Yeah the Redguards are from a different kalpa, but they are still meant to be descended from that kalpa's Ehlnofey, so they fit in without any issues. The Hist are the only ones that get called out as having been a third party.

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>>737065939
Nordisters are busy with dunmer men

>Nord men want redguards, elves, and cat women
>Nord women want dark elves
Who the fuck is still birthing Nords?

>>737066258
Dunmer men are just that good, I guess
There's also that roadside thief from Morrowind and his Breton beau

>>737066004
klingon women sure had their "charm"

>>737059041
Is this actually official art? It looks like fan stuff

>>737048450
Argonian female > Khajiit female

>>737066179
Yeah but I'm trying to dissect the actual mechanism, I vaguely remember Hist being something to do with the "12 worlds smashed together" thing but are they previous iterations or "pre" Nirn cycles or "beta test", like pre "this" convention (the point where everything loops from, but I have the idea that there were possibly some cycles/universes before "our" set of cycles)

I know Shor collects Nords in Sovngarde (roughly analogous to real Ragnarok) and they "survive" in the 5e fanfic but I wonder how many types of "reset" there are, as some seem to be keeping the game running but resetting back to Convention, while others seem to really fuck shit up and possibly "hardwipe" the board.

>>737056159
>How did the tribal Khajiit get from Elsweyr to Skyrim?
Very carefully.

>>737065409
The metaphysical outlook of Bosmer lines up with the Mer standard at least, though what a Mer standard is means very little when we have the Dunmer over here talking about how they love how much this Arena sucks and saying the Altmer disrespecting Lorkhan is a big sin. Khajiit are the weird ones in that respect, they have a sort of hybrid Mer and Men view on Lorkhan (he was well intentioned and good but got corrupted by an evil spirit, Azurah cured him of it when he died and now he protects the world) and the Arena (it was made as a trap, but good can be made of it) but still want to pursue self-improvement and theoretically embrace it, unlike the Mer who want to return to pre-Mundus ways of living (in theory.)

Not including them in sex fantasies is one of the reasons r/bosmermasculinity exists

>>737066972
>r/bosmermasculinity
No such thing. Wood elves in canon fuck like no tomorrow, and I deduce their version of monogamy is not the same for us.

>>737066880
What happens with Shor and the Nords in Sovngarde is that when the Kalpa ends, time gets reset to Convention, and the big fight the spirits loyal to Akatosh and the ones loyal to Lorkhan (which shifts and changes each kalpa) fight. The Nords serve as Shor's army, but always lose. You can see this laid out in Shor Son of Shor, which lies down the cyclic nature of the Nord creation myth.
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/General:Shor_Son_of_Shor

>>737067138
That's non-canon forum lore. The world isn't cyclic and it's proven in Skyrim. And if it is we are still on the first cycle.

>>737065636
>and what about Dreugh while we're on the subject
Dreugh are definitely from a prior kalpa, what little we know about their lore is that they ruled a previous one and were unwilling to give that up when the kalpic cycle came around again (a tribe unwilling.) There's no implication they're not Ehlnofey though, just weird ones from a weird cycle where Molag Bal won.

skyrim 2 when?

>>737067316
>That's non-canon forum lore.
I straight out don't want to talk to anyone who discounts even the shit Kirkbride and the other devs wrote when they worked at Bethesda, for the sake of 'exclusively in-game lore' from dogshit Bethesda puts out, especially post-Skyrim and in ESO. If you don't respect the forum writing and RP stuff the devs were famous for doing starting with the pre-release cycle for Redguard then you're just not someone who cares about the lore, just 'the canon.'

>>737066390
Nord women, race follows the mother.

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>>737066839
Nah

>>737067538
Kirkbride was literally sacked for going against canon in his forum posts. He is just a single writer on the series. Not even the main one on Morrowind. His word isn't the word of god.

>>737066837
both that picture and the OP one are official art from Bethesda's mobileslop game TES Castles

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>>737048450
I noticed you millennial faggots didn't gatekeep fantasy fiction and now we have to suffer.

>>737067616
He quit during Skyrim's development because they tossed out all his work for being 'too confusing.' They even referenced fucking KINMUNE in-game. He only got in trouble with Bethesda when he started openly shit-talking ESO, after Skyrim's release. Not before.
>He is just a single writer
So? All of the fucking writers barring Todd got involved in the same forum RP and writing together. You're discounting ALL of them by whining about 'forum lore', they all did it.
>His word isn't the word of gods
Whose is? Todd? The kalpa cycle is referenced in-game in several places. This myth itself is a myth, and is basically a Ragnarok myth tying into the kalpa myth, it's nothing particularly weird or offensive. "What if the Nords had a Norse Ragnarok War but they also acknowledged the Kalpas in the process by making it repeat?" It's such a fucking obvious little lore tidbit you might as well shit yourself hearing the Nords had their own pantheon before subhumans at Bethesda deleted it for being 'too confusing for retards.' Though like literally everything else in the setting this is presented as a MYTH, through the unreliable narrator. If you just said "That's what the Nords think they can't prove it maybe the Altmer are right" then that's one thing, blubbering about 'forum lore' though indicates to me you only care about the shit Bethesda and Zenimax Online regurgitate in your mouth and call 'official.'

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Nords liking Kahjiit makes sense because they're essentially a living heated blanket that you can fuck and makes dinner for you.

>>737068161
Yeah but the one issue is that Khajiit are tropical cats so they would suffer in Skyrim.

>>737068221
But they're covered in fur, wouldn't it be the opposite being in a hot tropical area covered in fur be much worse?

>>737068161
other than the single wall there is nothing in TES indicating Nord men like Khajiit women. It's just a /v/ meme.
In the actual games 99% of interracial couples involving Nord men is with Imperial and Redguard women

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>>737068430
>he doesn't know
Anciwnt nord's built an entire memorial for one kahjiit girl so it's most certainly NOT just a /v/ meme they actually did like their living heated blanket wives.

>>737068430
You mean an r/TrueSTL meme. Don't attribute this literal Reddit shit to /v/.
These people don't belong here and they will never fit in, simple as.

>>737067773
Most of us weren't even in a position to gatekeep low wage jobs. In fact, the silent generation are still keeping a strangelhold on writing.

>>737068351
Not if your fur and metabolism are adapted for it.

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>>737067773
>it's millenials' fault that gen x and boomers did things!!!! t. zoomer
Blow it out your ass, tide pod muncher. >>737067981
>but kirkbride
Did nothing of value or note post-Morrowind.

>>737069098
>Did nothing of value or note post-Morrowind.
Good thing my point isn't even fucking about Kirkbride, but what anon calls 'forum lore.' I guess all the other writers for Morrowind don't matter either though because they all made 'forum lore.' Unless you want to argue all post-Morrowind lore doesn't count as your basis for discounting Shor Son of Shor, which is fine in a general sense but you sure as shit shouldn't be citing post-Morrowind lore from other sources while you make that argument either.

>>737056159
Same way there are gypsies and jews everywhere

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>>737069098
who is trainwiz?

I just install Skyrim SE and then all of the Bijin mods plus Serana Dialogue Extension

>>737059753
You can also make same-sex couples marry and produce children somehow.

>>737067336
Yeah I knew they were from Lyg (Mo Bal's "kalpa"; so was he the "Akatosh" that go round, and I wonder if a given spirit takes up a certain role - are they that role in itself, or do they retain "their" personality, I know there's the whole concept of mantling and all that, but if say Mehrunes Dagon became "the guy in charge" would he even be himself anymore (maybe a bad example because he's sort of inherently inclined towards "rebellion" and "fucking shit up")

>>737068221
The Khajiit caravans in Skyrim seemed to do fine, and they didn't have access to sturdy enclosed buildings with fire pits.

>>737069361
autistic bethesda modder

>>737069587
Dagon's a weird example anyway since he's already being forced into a role he doesn't want that clashes with his original personality as the Leaper Demon King.

>>737067316
It's possible it's on cycle 1 of "this universe" if that makes any sense, but there is at least some "canon" info about 12 (previous ? test runs ?) worlds being smashed together to form the current Nirn but I can't for the life of me think of the source

>>737069361
The thomas the train modder, he also does land + quest mods.

>>737060598
Crossing an ocean by boat without a map isn't the same as driving to the supermarket on a modern paved road you completely retarded zoomer.

>>737067138
>Nords always lose
Ohnono Nordsisters
Still that does metaphysically make sense at least in "this" "iteration" of cycles (I'm not sure how cyclical the cycles can get) as Lorkhan "has" to lose to fulfill his role and the Nords are the most Mannish/Lorkahnic/Padomaic (whatever way you want to phrase it) men.

It also fits the real life reference I assume they were alluding to of Ragnarok being a sort of hopeless struggle against the end of the world that you go and bravely lose every time (and possibly the cycle begins anew from your ashes)

>>737068351
I don't see panthers and jaguars bitching about tropical weather

>>737070091
This cycle has been maybe permanently fucked by that one ape causing the dragonbreak that split Akatosh in half (or thirds if you count Aulduin)

>>737069718
I realise I picked the worst possible example there to try use, but he was all I could think of (probably because he was the one that fucked up the Lyg Kalpa wasn't he; so was he the Alduin of that cycle)

>>737070091
Yeah I imagine from the Nord's perspective either the honor is merely in the struggle (which is Padomaic of them) or they think through enough cycles Lorkhan might collect enough souls in Sovngarde to win. Of course the reality is that the point is for the cycle to 'spin off of its wheels' so to speak and have souls start reaching Amaranth, but despite being the race closest to Lorkhan himself in nature and loyalty it doesn't seem like Nords are particularly prone to following the Walking Ways or reaching Amaranth. The only example we have of a Nord doing so is Wulfharth as part of Talos, and he fails to reach Amaranth (the Nords believe he'll be the Lorkhan of the next Kalpa, though. The next Shor, son of Shor.)

>>737069587
>Lyg Mo Bal's

hehe

>>737070331
His Lyg-lore is that the Star-Orphans built him to defeat Bal and destroy Lyg, yeah.

>>737048450
barely an A cup combined

>>737070235
>Uh oh monkey trouble
Actually I'm not sure where I have this idea from, but I'm under the impression that they usually finish up "late merethic" era in most kalpas or something like that. I'm much too lazy a nigger to find a source though, and I don't quite have enough info to remember what it is I'm looking for.

>>737070235
They actually split him into iirc it was 7 pieces. Auri-El, Akatosh, and Alduin are just the most prominent ones.

>>737048450
It's the laziest fucking art imaginable.
Todd can't pay someone on fiver to give him art that doesn't look like it's straight out of a webcomic from 2005.

>>737069361
>vid rel
cute couple, what's this from?

>>737056192
no, that's why they hook up so much.

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>>737059041
Behold, an Orc from the far-away land of Cal`Arts.

>>737070340
Funny you mention that they haven't quite "got it" even if they're the "most Lorkhanic" but maybe too much so. If we follow the whole prison and prisoners analogy (to maybe a stupidly "literalised" metaphor) then Nords are the AB members that are enjoying shanking lames in the yard and calling shots a little too much, and have forgotten that Shor orchestrated that prison riot to get them transferred to a cell with the start of a tunnel dug (or at least a spoon and some soft ground somewhere)

Dunmer (despite being mer fucking shits), at least the "enlightened", have probably come the closest to the "truth" that the world is a test/arena/prison but it's like that for a reason and that prison actually has an escape route out

The most "meric" outlook is probably something akin to insisting that they should be locked up for life in some sort of federal fun camp for white collar crimes (return to the "undifferentiated unity" of dawn) and that asshole Lorkhan got their TV privileges revoked or something

>>737060093
lol 2cat

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>>737060093
I want to live in this castle.

>>737071072
Dunmer got a big leg up in the fact that Azura, Boethiah, and Mephala are legit part of a Lorkhan fangirl squad and basically structured the Dunmer culture around leading to these 'enlightened' individuals in the first place. In a sense the Nords being completely disinterested in Daedra (other than seething about Mora) probably hurts them in this respect, since they're missing out on lessons from some very useful teachers on Shor's goals and the nature of his work.

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>>737070760
it's a mobile game, total budget was probably 10 sold copies of skyrim

>>737068351
An animal needs to have developed adaptations to these conditions overtime. Marine mammals in cold weather have a fuckton of blubber and sometimes certain special organs to help them like cetaceans. Land mammals usually have thicker layers of fur and fat or wool like a musk ox. Avians are the same way.

>>737071342
Boetiah was the first "spirit" (other than Lorkhan I assume) to know of (and achieve as close as a "bound parameter"/god can) CHIM, or something to that effect ?

>>737068351
Do you think lions would thrive in the snow?

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>>737070969
lel

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>>737071659
Today, anon learns what the biome of the Bengal Tiger is.

>>737071654
Lots of spirits know of the sign of royalty. Mnemo-Li does, as does Molag Bal. It less that it's a secret and more that integrating and using that truth without disappearing is difficult, and more than that recognizing that it's merely one step on the path to a true apotheosis. Those three Daedra are special in the sense that they recognize what Lorkhan was trying to do (made spirits weak enough and suffering enough that they seek the Walking Ways and Amaranth, and the Arena itself being set up to make the process easier,) they believe in his cause (they think what he was doing was the right thing, rather than wanting the 'comfy' existence of formless godhood in Aetherius,) and they actively want to help mortals achieve Lorkhan's purpose rather than seeing them as fun toys to play with and break (all of them want to see someone achieve Amaranth, unlike most other Daedra that just see toys.)

>>737069796
Why are millennials so massively ignorant of history?
Can you explain that to me? Why are millennials as a generation specifically, so fucking ignorant as to how the pre-modern world worked?
You literally never see anyone as retarded as you in any other age bracket, so why is that?

>>737071746
vtubers aren't allegedly professional products

>>737056159
The cats built a ladder to the moon and climbed to it and back and you find it odd they were around nords around that time?

>>737071659
They did at one point both the American Lion and Eurasian Cave Lion. Lions have lived in most biomes including deserts (barbary lion) and forests in the case of the asiatic lion. They just died due to a combination of climate change and human intervention.

>>737071904
They're much worse
They're professional products sold as a subscription

>>737071904
vtubers are mass produced products owned by large corporations.

>>737059041
Thats not an orc what the fuck is that

>>737071939
>cats beat the space race before shitty dwarves did
How will Dweebmers ever recover

>>737071904
Anon I...

>>737071880
>millenials millenials millenials
Why are you moaning about a generation over some random nonsensical shit?

>>737072028
>How will Dwemer ever recover
"Reality is an illusion and doesn't matter so no accomplishments anyone makes within it matter."

>>737072093
Answer my question or don't reply.

>>737072105
>retreats to goon cave
>inverts it into goon reality
>vanishes forever
damn the neet life must kick ass

>>737072094
I doubt that anon simply because khajits don't eat cow shit and drink cow piss.

>>737072094
Housecats have a really nice, comforting smell.
>but piss!
Clean the fucking litterbox, janny.

>>737072094
muh uh

>>737072206
>Housecats have a really nice, comforting smell.
Surest sign someone has toxiplasmosis right here.

>>737071880
What history am I ignorant of here, exactly? Today, you can "just travel" from Hong Kong to Washington DC in 12 hours. 300 years ago, that would have taken MONTHS, and involved traversing both an ocean and a continent without any sort of guide besides the movement of the stars in the sky. Most of the people who would try would die en route.
"Just travel" is such an insanely modern thought that only a zoomer or a retard, with no understanding of human history, could utter. Since you took such issue with me calling you a zoomer, it appears that I was spot-on.

>>737048450
Nords are furfags. That's why they wear all that fur. They all wanna be khajiits.

>>737072284
Cool opinion, did a local autistic ritualposter give it to you?

>>737072416
No, I don't hate cats or think people shouldn't have cats. I like cats. I just know they don't smell good but that liking their smell is literally a symptom of infection from that parasite.

>>737072094
Not if you made her have proper hygiene

>>737067773
Do people really think that the warrior girl in the top photo Wouldn't be getting dicked down daily by the other three?

>>737072484
I have never in my life met anyone who thought cats smell bad.
Are you brown or something?

>>737072357
Because you fucking nimrod, a basic understanding of history would tell you that traveling hundreds to thousands of miles was not uncommon at all for nomadic merchant cultures.
This is what I'm talking about. There's this massive blackhole in historical literacy centered around the Millennial generation where they confidently assert things like, "people couldn't travel in the past because they didn't know where they were going and they'd all die", that literally everyone else would know was obviously retarded given that it happened constantly.
Not just for mercantile purposes, but for military and administrative purposes.

Like how would a retarded millennial like yourself assume the Roman or Han Empire worked?
How would a retarded millennial like yourself assume that medieval pilgrimages worked? What about the Mongol Khans? What about the Inca or about the Polynesians?
The problem is that you somehow grew up in a period of total vantablack ignorance and never learned to grow up out of it. Probably because arrested development is the deepest and most common millennial disease.

>>737072598
No, just a meticulous hand washer who never got infected.

>>737048801
Any offspring born from a HMAF couple in the TES will look like the mother; Dunmer get more slaves, Khajit are loyal to Altmer and Aldmeri Dominion.

>>737072357
>Most of the people who would try would die en route
The Bering Strait exists and from there people occupied the Americas.

>>737073064
>Khajit are loyal to Altmer and Aldmeri Dominion
They aren't.

>>737072729
>a basic understanding of history would tell you that traveling hundreds to thousands of miles was not uncommon at all for nomadic merchant cultures.
But it was? You need to understand that pre-modern trade was a relay race, not a marathon. Merchants traveled between where they got their goods and the next big trading city, where merchants bought their goods to travel to the next big trading city to sell to merchants who bought their goods to... People who actually traveled all the way down major trading routes like the Silk Road were rare. They existed, but were typically scholars or diplomats and not merchants.

>>737072729
Your own examples disprove your argument. You say it was commonplace, but those empires you list only became empires in the first place because they were exceptions to the rule. They were not "the rule."
A huge number of travelers and nomads DID die because they didn't know where they were going. Yes, some lived and some even passed on the knowledge, but the overwhelmingly common human experience for the past forever was to live and die within a 5 mile radius of where you were born.
You go on to list pilgrimages as if there were some fun weekend getaway, but as I have been saying, many of those were exceptional journeys and they did not assure the survival of the pilgrims.
I'm not contesting that "travel exists," I am contesting that it's something you can "just" do when you're still using Medieval Age technology. Scale matters, idiot zoomer.

>>737073072
The Bering Strait is hypothesized to have been a land bridge when early humans/pre-humans were crossing it.

>>737067773
>4 nofunallowed.jpg ugly assholes
>7 blokes who are open for a hangout and are way more likely to have at least one I'd want to be longer-term buddies with by virtue of both variety and numerical superiority
I can't fathom how anyone would prefer the former, unless you're instantly assuming the latter are all hardcore leftists.

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>>737062137
God I wish

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>>737073114
My bad.

>>737059041
They're owned by microslop so miscegenation has to be on the agenda

Looking atvthis art style elder slops 6 is gonna be a train wreck geg

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>>737073780
Not how that works, troon.
And stop depicting women in your gay little memes. You will never be a woman.

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>>737048450
Sex with second generation argonian slaves that look more like upright lizards than women.

>>737070784
ben10

>>737060237
caska my beloved

>>737050872
Shield wife (nord)
Bed wife (khajit)
Tavern wife (dunmer)
Forge wife (orsimmer(not actually a mer species btw))
Freak wife (breton(reachman))
Rape wife (falmer)
Wife wife (giant)

>>737074052
zoophilia is illegal and immoral

>>737074398
Good thing she's still sentient then. I will fuck her cloaca and listen to her moan and beg for my human cum in saxheel.

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>>737074332
For me its
Shield wife (Khajiit)
Bed wife (Khajit)
Tavern wife (Khajiit)
Forge wife (Khajiit(not actually a mer species btw))
Freak wife (Khajiit(Khajiit))
Rape wife (Khajiit)
Wife wife (Khajiit)
It doesn't matter to me if all my different wife roles are fulfilled by the same pretty kitty or not.

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>>737073487
Its okay

>>737074897
Where's this cat from

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>>737059917
>Chubby Khajiit
Holy. Imagine the warm cuddles.

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>>737075025
looks similar to this which was called hitoner I think

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>>737075251
Yeah its fanart of Hitoner

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>>737074052
>tfw you are a slave, newly freed by some james bond elf man.
>tfw told to go east to get home so you follow the sun, but its setting so you are actually going west and are lost in the forest
>tfw find some scary ants that ate a couple of some headless race of people
>tfw you try to help some lumberjacks scared of a metal device, but then their axe lights on fire and they yell at you for help putting ut out
>tfw the tavern people gets mad at you for taking bread, but then you show the angry nord your portrait maker advertisement and the whole tavern cheers for you
>tfw you interrupt a wedding and party so hard the groom jumps out a window, bride who was on portrait advertisement runs away back to tavern
>tfw the tavern people seem happy about her return, the girl appears to be rebetrothed anyway. The tavern people give you a feast
>tfw the lumberjacks show up and the friendly bullman tavern patron goes outside to talk to them, comes back covered in ketchup
>tfw you get a nice ring from a man who was holding a rock up above it so the ring wouldn't get crushed
>tfw the barkeep gives you a key to the wedding chapel, so you go and realise theirs an animal in the hotsauce fountain. You dance for the animal and it gives you a sword, which you stab the animal with
>tfw outside the tavern is now a friendly cat person on a wagon who speaks your language and offers you a ride home to the marshes back east
Such is the life of an escaped slave.

>>737075402
You forgot the part where you have sex with a minotaur

>>737071813
Not to mention the Siberian Tiger and the Snow Leopard

>>737075582
You can have sex with anything if you wanted. Including the sock puppet

https://keizaal.com/

>>737072416
Cats smell much worse than dogs.

>>737075897
If only. You can attempt to hump anything but the clannfear won't fuck you and neither will the wolves.

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>>737074052
>tfw no gf with lickable eyeballs

Any good questmods or followers outside the top voted goyslop ones at nexus?

>>737073257
and it still happened. Ancient han chinese traded with the eastern roman empire via the silk road. Vikings reached the americas.
The reason the khajiit was even honored in the nordic tomb in the first place is because how unusual it was. Unusual things get recorded all the time. Like the first time westerners see an african animal like a giraffe or hippopotamus.

>>737076590
No for the former, yes for the latter.

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>>737059041
Read pic related, a female Orc bodyguard falls in love with her Breton BattleMage

>>737076749
This fucking sucks though. Read it many many years ago in middle school and it was ass already then.

>>737076749
There needs to be Elder Scrolls novels for every possible pairing.

>>737076828
does my Pelinal x Umaril fanfiction count

>>737076828
And one of the in-game books had an Orc was late to her marriage with an Imperial bf. Her former bandit gang tried to kill her but she killed them all in her wedding dress and still showed up to her marriage covered in blood.

>>737073249
Merchants commonly made the full trips themselves because it was well known that middle men were con artists in the era.
>>737073257
Those empires weren't exceptions. Eras where there weren't unifying empires covering a majority of the globe's population were exceptional.
We talk about exceptions like the Warring States period in China, not that it is exceptional that China was usually unified or only split in half.
After the fall of Rome, it was replaced in organizational purpose by the Catholic Church that kept a multinational network of clergy and diplomats that unified thousands of miles of territory together.
Etc.

People being able to travel vast distances is nothing new. Navigation was harder, but people were also smarter and more savvy compared to today.

>>737067138
Noncanon until Todd or Emil put it in a game.

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>>737077140
>but she killed them all in her wedding dress and still showed up to her marriage covered in blood.

>>737077140
WIFE MATERIAL WIFE MATERIAL WIFE MATERIAL

>>737077180
>merchants commonly made the full trips to china and back
How American can you be?

Kajiit should have 8 tits and Argonians should have no tits.

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To those who havent played this Kino I recommend it
>prequeladventure.com/this/rise/
Just put the www. Instead of the dash

>>737077454
>Kajiit should have 8 tits and Argonians
Only if the top two are normal sized while each row gets progressively smaller as they go down.
>Argonians should have no tits
I mean, they already don't, right? I'm pretty sure the Argonians don't have breasts that produce milk or anything. Its just tit shaped musculature.

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>>737076590
I have no problem with any of that.
My problem was EXCLUSIVELY with the zoomer saying "just travel" as if it wasn't a momentous endeavor in the circumstances of the characters.

>>737077180
>Eras where there weren't unifying empires covering a majority of the globe's population were exceptional.
You're just being silly now. The largest empires in the history of the world never came close to covering "the majority of the globe's population."
>Navigation was harder
Literally all you had to do was tone down your casualness when describing the travel.

>>737073278
>unless you're instantly assuming the latter are all hardcore leftists
>assuming
Anon, every single one of those characters players is a Californian voice actor living in LA with SAG-AFTRA memberships. Even if they weren't hardcore leftists, they're sure as shit toeing the line because anything to the right of Anita Sharkesian will result in them blacklisted. Mercer seems fine enough though and apparently he used to browse /tg/. Probably still does.

>>737048450
what is with you people and cats?

>>737077964
They're fine too, I guess.

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>>737077869
>My problem was EXCLUSIVELY with the zoomer saying "just travel"
Its been hours since that post and you're still on this weird misinformation rampage? Unrestricted internet access for dysgenic, genetic deadend autists was a mistake. You could have self-improved or said actual things of note in that time.

>>737048450
>According to The Elder Scrolls lore, it is generally considered impossible or extremely unlikely for Khajiit and humans to produce offspring. While interracial unions are common among men and elves, there are no documented cases of hybrid children resulting from Khajiit-human, Khajiit-elf, or Argonian pairings, with official lore stating there is no evidence of inter-fertility.
beast fuckers lineage dies with them

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>>737048450
m nord x f khajiit is ultra mega kino
i've already written 2 smutfics on the subject and I may just do more
>>737056159
LOVE FINDS A WAY

>>737078093
Don't you feel better now that you've admitted that you were wrong all along?
Honesty is truly the best policy. Learn this lesson well, zoomer-kun.

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>>737077964
Cats are cute

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>>737078153
Talos speed, anon.

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>>737078279
Not even the original anon and you didn't disprove anything. Just an observer to this incredibly hilarious and pointless endeavor you committed to. Also for the record, known underages use that lingo more than older generations do.

>>737059041
looks like a onions orc

>>737048450
There's not a single female in this image.

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>>737077140
NEED

>>737078668
>the fat bastard merchant with an Argonian servant and collared Khajiit pet
This man is my idol. I want to be him. What a fucking legend

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>>737076482
enderal

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>>737048450
Yes, and?

>>737079015
she should fart....

>>737077140
wraith's dowry
good book

>>737079079
You're right.
She doesn't, but she should.

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>>737078668
better res
prob my favorite ES fanart has everything in it

>>737079015
>ywn get high on skooma and fuck a Khajiit chick at a party
Feels bad

>>737079130
Talos bless you, anon.
https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/The_Wraith's_Wedding_Dowry

>>737076482
Kurone Lydia. All of Anbeegod's AI dialogue expansions (My favorites are Elisif, Jordis, Brelyna and Fura) Frozen in time, Ashe.

>>737079240
>le diversity
god this picture just reeks of pure gayness

No one tell him the demographics of Skyrim's population.

>>737048801
That just makes me want to club them to death

>>737048801
This makes me want to club them into submission with my cock

>>737079273
>fandom wiki
ew
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:The_Wraith%27s_Wedding_Dowry

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>>737079520
I'm not autistic enough to know the difference.
I just clicked on the first link to come up.

>>737073278
That's a lot of words just to out yourself as a faggot.

>>737077140
>>737079130
>>737079273
>Imperial bf was her jailer
>told her she didn't get to eat until she agreed to marry him
>this made her wet as fuck
Holy fuck, Orc women are something else.

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>>737079607
fair enough
fandom is just shitty in general

>>737079938
>me and the bad bitch I pulled by being racist

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Bro just make a fun game and shut the fuck up.

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>>737048450
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Marriage#Nords
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Marriage#Khajiit
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Sex#Nords
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Sex#Khajiit

>>737080080
BAAAAASED

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>At precisely midnight, Wodworg and Kepkajna were united together. He was delighted with her dowry gift, a fine suit of armor that would make him the envy of other Imperial jailers. Even more, he was enchanted by his wife's tale of retrieving it from the Shrine of Malacath.

>"Did it occur to you to put on the armor when you knew that it was an ambush?" he asked.

>"I didn't want to dent your present," she replied, between kisses. "And I certainly didn't want to wrinkle my gown."

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Why are they like this?

>>737080228
They're silly little cat brains are turned to mush from skooma overconsumption.

>>737080228
Khajiit has sexo if you have coin.

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>>737060237
Pahmar Raht are literally Snu Snu tigerwomen whom are literally soft inside, Men are all Andre the Giant on a literal sense.

>>737077454
>Kajiit should have 8 tits
they're bipedal and give birth to one or two babies at a time, on top of looking weird they wouldn't even need them
>Argonians should have no tits
correct but I accept the fanfic explanation of men of other races being less aggressive towards them because tits

>>737060691
>it's like a Muslim from Africa traveling through France and Germany to reach Scandinavia
werent there a bunch of vikings that did literally just that in reverse

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>>737060431
the beast races of tamriel belong to breton men

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>>737061516
Sinistral Mer are literally Elf Khmer down even to body paint.
Maormer are salty fucks whom has a hateboner against the Altmer and Ayleid, possibly a bigger one against the thalmor if they did something to pyandonea during this time.
Dwemer are literally deleted outside Bagrum himself the fat fuck.

The only remaining mystery is the Tsaesci but Todd whom is a G.I. Joe Fag pretty much made them the TES Cebra-La and all women look like >pic the snakewoman sex machine, so easy to adapt.

>>737080751
Davy Jones reincarnated in tamriel to marry a chocolate wonder and become king.

>>737077239
While I can imagine Todd fanboys I cannot imagine an earnest Emil fanboy.

>>737060093
they really just said 'lets make fallout shelter but TES and 10 years late'

>>737080875
I Thank Kirkman for making Cobra-La Good

>>737059041
Human girls eww. But also the most onions orc I've seen recently

>>737080526
>ESO lore

>>737080751
Why does she have an Akaviri fan?