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Men don't want a princess. They just want a simple farm girl with a large bosom they can have several kids and a comfy life with.
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>>737049518
Yea because men can't get the princess so they cope
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>>737049714
Link could have had her
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>>737049714
Her design is great except for those sandal boots.
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>>737049714
Damn she's got a fatter ass than botw Zelda
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>>737050068
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>>737049518
>with a large bosom
Nah. Kid Malon is better.
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>>737050164
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>>737049714
Cope.
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>>737049518
And thanks to TP Link being a direct blood descendant of OoT LInk, it clearly also canon
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>>737050336
Is that ever stated or is it just assumed because he knows Malon's song?
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>>737050468
Who else would’ve taught him?
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>>737050516
Miyamoto
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>>737050468
Hero’s Shade’s dialogue states that the Link in Twilight Princess is his blood. Hyrule Historia re-iterates this.
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>>737050468
Both
Hyrule Historia confirms that TP Link is OoT Link's descendant and we assume that OoT Link nutted in Malon based off process of elimination
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>>737050336
Indeed.
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>>737051143
Sad that OoT Link is bitter cause he gets no clout
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>>737049518
>large bosom
Stopped reading.
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Bokoblins are bros
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>>737051327
Saria is huge though
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>>737051426
The Hero of Time’s mommy looks like THIS?
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>>737051143
He could have married some random girl
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Was Termina even a real place?
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>>737049518
This but with a flat chest instead
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>>737051182
>Minish cap and FSA
Doubt she would hook up with Link on those 2 games since Zelda and Link are childhood friends.
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>>737051253
>Slays Ganondorf
>Timeline is reset
>Slays Majora
>Returns home
>Slays Soul Edge
>Returns home
If you count Soul Calibur it’s 3 times he slayed the ultimate evil but never got to relish the victory.
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>>737051878
Yeah minish cap Link is 100% Zelda's property
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>>737049602
what an unispired image, if you're gonna make Malon NTR smut at least use Inigo since that actually makes sense. Always reusing ganon for this shit just makes it seem like you want to get fucked by Ganon.
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Which Links likely ended up with their Zelda?
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>>737049518
Your life will improve once you realize finding a smart, good looking and kind woman is an unrealistic standard
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>>737052036
Malon isn't smart
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>>737049518
Truer words were never spoken on this board.
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>>737049518
I only want Saria.
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>>737051665
Malon basically is the "some random girl". Like yeah i suppose he could've married some nameless slut from like, the bowling alley, but it makes more sense that he marries the farm girl he was friends with whose dad wanted him to marry her.
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>>737051757
We’ll probably never get a definitive answer there, since a lot of people really like to interpret it as an entirely internal journey about Link dealing with the loss of Navi.
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>>737051993
>Always reusing ganon for this shit just makes it seem like you want to get fucked by Ganon
99% of NTR porn is never from the bull’s POV.
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>>737052179
Losing Navi was a good thing though
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>>737051932
>never got to relish the victory
bro he had Sophitia's thighs wrapped around his head dozens of times, and this is prime Sophitia we're talking about.
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>>737052003
Skyward, BOTW/TOTK, and ST implies it as well as WW/PH if you consider Tetra as Zelda
Minish and both Four Sword hints at it
Every other games are either not enough info or Link hooks up with someone else
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>>737052003
SS, TMC, BOTW are the only ones that are very likely. I guess WW could be fucking Tetra but Medli is the best wife material. OoT was definitely Malon and TP is probably Ilia, even though she's a dogshit girl. No idea about ALTTP/LBW
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>>737050336
Miyamoto and Koizumi approved.
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>>737052425
Why would you not consider Tetra as Zelda?
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>>737052460
He definitely went and jerked off afterwards
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Are all the horses in LLR mares?
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>>737052664
This is why he married Malon. He went straight back to Hyrule and claimed her.
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>>737052664
then looped through time and got that hug all over again.
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That mossy fruit video would be a lot hotter if young Link had a small penis
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>>737052460
>not in the timeline where Koizumi runs Zelda
Does Nintendo intentionally keep the best fit for their franchises out of the driver’s seat out of some kind of product control? Like they know Aonuma will push open-world/make-your-own-fun slop which does well either normies and Fujibayashi makes saccharine Disney Princess love stories that do well with casual fan foids?
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She has a hairy bunghole
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>>737052460
koizumi is so fucking based, hes the unsung hero of nintendo imo
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Malon is just the hottest Zelda girl period. Big titty redhead is a cheat code
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Yar har would ye plunder har booty?
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>>737053316
I thought the pink dress was her bare legs for a moment. Like, pelvic curtain and that's all above her untouched girl parts
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>>737052890
>make the guy who couldn’t beat SMB1 the executive producer of Mario
>make the guy who couldn’t beat Zelda 1 the executive producer of Zelda
(raughs)
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>>737052664
Are you talking about Link, or Koizumi?
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>>737053812
Both?
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hmm for a malon thread this seems suspiciously like a zelda girls thread
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>>737053878
Well yeah, Malon is a girl from the Zelda series. That's like saying Rosalina is a Mario girl. Like, what do you expect here? Malon to be a Final Fantasy girl?
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>>737054301
Imagine if Ganondorf ran Malon through with his giant sword and Link held her as she died
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This Zelda looks like she smells really nice
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>>737052927
Your wife?
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>>737055259
Sorry-a
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Malon loves big cocks
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>>737055414
well yeah, she's a horse girl, they're all freaks.
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>>737055532
Does Malon play umamusume?
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>>737055414
Malon loves cocks of all sizes anon, she's a certified cock lover
Just look at her tending to all these cocks in pic related
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I wish Epona was a horsegirl
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>>737054787
Smash Zelda is the cutest Zelda by a country mile
it's just a shame ALBW Zelda doesn't do much in her game
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>>737055797
ANON NO!
Think of Advertiser-sama...!
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>>737049518
Where does she take a bath? Her house doesn't have facilities to do so
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>>737051143
>>737051253
>the Hero of Time’s biggest regret is not being recognized for his heroic deeds
Does that show up anywhere in Twilight Princess? I haven’t played it in a long time, but I thought it was solely about him not being able to pass on his skills to the next generation.
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>>737056674
I give her a nightly tongue bath
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>>737056825
Talon...
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just hurry up and post her taking big creampies already
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>>737057218
Not an NTR thread
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>>737057631
>ask for male/female coitus images
>INSTANTLY starts thinking about men other than her one true love
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Surely they all let Link smash, right?
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>>737056018
Epona is a red horse though, not brown.
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>>737056674
She probably just uses a bucket and a rag.
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>>737058053
I'd drink every drop in that bucket
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>>737058053
>can't properly wash out her woman parts
Imagine what it must smell like holy smokes
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>>737057952
How can the seven maidens be descendants of the Seven Sages?
I get Nabooru, Impa, Zelda, and Rauru having kids but
>Darunia
Made of rock and has no dick
>Ruto
Fish princess, can they interbreed?
>Saria
A fucking child and always will be
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>>737049714
Is that cope if you're not a prince?
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>>737058567
Saria can still be impregnated and Ruto clearly has a thing for human men
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>>737057952
>humanized Zora and Goron
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>>737058053
Farmer girl bathwater?!
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>>737060757
How do you think she pays the bills?
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>>737056018
I like this Uma Epona
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>>737061741
That one is cute
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>>737061741
>titguard
do Umas do mounted... or i guess it'd just be running archery?
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>>737061741
Link’s wife loves carrots
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>>737062065
Carrots are good for your skin
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why can't women be real
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>>737062336
More like why can't Zelda girls be real
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>>737060193
SNIFFF
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>>737061741
I want to brush her mane and tail.
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Where is everyone
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Is OoT personalized like Mario 64 or something? I started a new playthrough (Master Quest) and Malon had a different outfit.
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>>737065624
That is a ten year old child
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>>737057218
I would, but I'm not sure which is better.
I love seeing Link and Malon have consensual sex with the intention of having a fuck ton of kids that will eventually birth out TP link in the future, but I'm more turned on by Cremia getting fucked by Link's shotacock
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>>737065794
>shotacock
>look inside
>large pp
3 inches at most
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>>737066071
its young link, so the shota still applies regardless of cock length
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>>737065624
Brolybro btw
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>shipping wars
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>>737066071
Are you unable to self-insert if it’s too big?
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Is malon's mom actually gerudo?
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>>737069495
No, Gerudo's genetic are considered the dominant trait which is why, with the rare exception of Ganondorf, Gerudos always birth females
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It probably wouldn't fit with Malon's red hair, but I always liked the idea she looks like Peach given Talon looks like Mario
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>>737069495
nope. You really never thought it was odd that Malon and Epona both have red hair? they have the same mother obviously. Talon could never get with a woman, so he married his horse.
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>>737065624
No that's the outfit she had when I played
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>>737070257
That makes so much sense
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>>737070257
that's retarded
if malon's mom was a horse she'd be a centaur
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>>737071142
Malon just takes more after her grandma, while her sister looks exactly like their mom.
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>>737071142
She was the first Uma
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I just love kids esp like these >>737065624
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>>737049518
farm work is the pits
I'm so sick of people depecting this shit as "comfy"
farm girls are fine, but I'd rather take them away from the boring ass country and away from doing shit like fisting a cows uterus to deliver a calf at 3 in the morning
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>>737072374
Fuck off city slicker
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>>737070175
Malon’s mom is Daisy since she’s also a redhead.

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