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Men don't want a princess. They just want a simple farm girl with a large bosom they can have several kids and a comfy life with.
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>>737049518
Yea because men can't get the princess so they cope
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>>737049714
Damn she's got a fatter ass than botw Zelda
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>>737049518
And thanks to TP Link being a direct blood descendant of OoT LInk, it clearly also canon
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>>737050468
Both
Hyrule Historia confirms that TP Link is OoT Link's descendant and we assume that OoT Link nutted in Malon based off process of elimination
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>>737050336
Indeed.
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>>737049518
>large bosom
Stopped reading.
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Bokoblins are bros
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>>737051327
Saria is huge though
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>>737051182
>Minish cap and FSA
Doubt she would hook up with Link on those 2 games since Zelda and Link are childhood friends.
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>>737049602
what an unispired image, if you're gonna make Malon NTR smut at least use Inigo since that actually makes sense. Always reusing ganon for this shit just makes it seem like you want to get fucked by Ganon.
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>>737049518
I only want Saria.
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>>737051665
Malon basically is the "some random girl". Like yeah i suppose he could've married some nameless slut from like, the bowling alley, but it makes more sense that he marries the farm girl he was friends with whose dad wanted him to marry her.
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>>737052003
Skyward, BOTW/TOTK, and ST implies it as well as WW/PH if you consider Tetra as Zelda
Minish and both Four Sword hints at it
Every other games are either not enough info or Link hooks up with someone else
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>>737052003
SS, TMC, BOTW are the only ones that are very likely. I guess WW could be fucking Tetra but Medli is the best wife material. OoT was definitely Malon and TP is probably Ilia, even though she's a dogshit girl. No idea about ALTTP/LBW
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>>737050336
Miyamoto and Koizumi approved.
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>>737052460
He definitely went and jerked off afterwards
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>>737052460
>not in the timeline where Koizumi runs Zelda
Does Nintendo intentionally keep the best fit for their franchises out of the driver’s seat out of some kind of product control? Like they know Aonuma will push open-world/make-your-own-fun slop which does well either normies and Fujibayashi makes saccharine Disney Princess love stories that do well with casual fan foids?
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Yar har would ye plunder har booty?
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This Zelda looks like she smells really nice
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>>737055414
Malon loves cocks of all sizes anon, she's a certified cock lover
Just look at her tending to all these cocks in pic related
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>the Hero of Time’s biggest regret is not being recognized for his heroic deeds
Does that show up anywhere in Twilight Princess? I haven’t played it in a long time, but I thought it was solely about him not being able to pass on his skills to the next generation.
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Not an NTR thread
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Surely they all let Link smash, right?
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>>737057952
How can the seven maidens be descendants of the Seven Sages?
I get Nabooru, Impa, Zelda, and Rauru having kids but
>Darunia
Made of rock and has no dick
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Fish princess, can they interbreed?
>Saria
A fucking child and always will be
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>>737049714
Is that cope if you're not a prince?
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>>737057952
>humanized Zora and Goron
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>>737056018
I like this Uma Epona
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>>737062065
Carrots are good for your skin
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Is OoT personalized like Mario 64 or something? I started a new playthrough (Master Quest) and Malon had a different outfit.
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>>737057218
I would, but I'm not sure which is better.
I love seeing Link and Malon have consensual sex with the intention of having a fuck ton of kids that will eventually birth out TP link in the future, but I'm more turned on by Cremia getting fucked by Link's shotacock
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>>737066071
its young link, so the shota still applies regardless of cock length
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>shipping wars
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>>737069495
No, Gerudo's genetic are considered the dominant trait which is why, with the rare exception of Ganondorf, Gerudos always birth females
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It probably wouldn't fit with Malon's red hair, but I always liked the idea she looks like Peach given Talon looks like Mario
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>>737049518
farm work is the pits
I'm so sick of people depecting this shit as "comfy"
farm girls are fine, but I'd rather take them away from the boring ass country and away from doing shit like fisting a cows uterus to deliver a calf at 3 in the morning
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