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>Oh, you want to help that grieving father find his missing daughter?
>Approval -15

>Oh, you're romancing Leliana now?
>How fucking dare you do that. Break up with her RIGHT NOW... Good. Now listen to me flirt with the 6'6 Qunari guy in our party and regale you with tales of when I laying with savage Chasind men before I met you

>oh, you don't want to fuck my rotten pussy so the spawn can serve as a literal vessel for the anti-christ of our world?
>fine, i'll just sleep with your best friend, and HE'LL do it for me


What the fuck?
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>>737053212
She's the perfect woman
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>>737053212
She looks like the kind of woman that teaches hands on how sex works to her underage son
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>>737053212
What did you expect from a woman who dresses like that?
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>>737053212
>now listen to me flirt with the 6'6 Qunari
it's cute that you're trying to camouflage your cuck fantasy with the rest but it's still blatant
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>>737053212
Merril is the only good waifu in dragon age LITERALLY because shes a virgin.

I love Merril. I will always love Merril.
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>>737053486
This is the part where you say she's just joking right?
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>>737053212
Least evil woman
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>>737053578
Do you think taking her purity makes her blood magic stronger or weaker?
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>>737053578
Merril is an annoying retard
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>>737053212
>start a romance with an obviously evil character
>complain when she's consistently evil

What did you expect?
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>>737053212
With Morrigan it's more like
>Waah you did a nice thing!
>Approval -15
>Shut up bitch I like helping people I do what I want
>Approval +15
She loves it when you argue back with her, she's basically being a brat.
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>>737053212
ME WANT MAKE MOIRAGN PRANGENT
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>>737053584
She never said that
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>>737053212
we should have been able to romance wynne
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>>737054871
you wouldn't have been able to satisfy her, Wynne was built for pride demon cock
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>>737053578
I wonder how she rationalizes her desire to restore elven supremacy with romancing a shem.
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>>737053578
becky
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>>737053212
She's a sociopath, that's the point of her character.
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>>737053212
>regale you with tales of when I laying with savage Chasind men before I met you
this is fake news. Morrigan is actually a virgin, shes just a flirt.
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Dragon age was abysmal. A shame bioware was wasted on that shit
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>>737054047
I wish the game recorded you not taking her anywhere. There could be a conversation where she asks to be present more for important events. Then you'd explain that you can't have people who speak out of turn in the party.
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>>737057621
I like this, then she apologizes and promises not to talk out of turn as much, so you make her get on her knees and beg you to let her join, and it takes you down a submissive questline with her that ultimately ends with her betraying and domming you
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morrigan does the sexo with kieran
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>>737053212
Yes, Morrigan is literally "unless this directly helps us defeating the darkspawn hordes we shouldn't do it because it's a waste of time" and that is how she evaluates everything the party does.
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>>737057879
That's Sten. Morrigan actually just hates it when you help people at all.
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>You're just going to leave and abandon us? But we truly need your help? Please help us!
>[x] YES
>+15 Morrigan hearts
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>>737058654
She doesn't have a problem with getting involved any of the central conflicts, she just wants them solved quickly so the new leader of that faction gives greenlight and pledges his support for our cause. So anything that doesn't directly lead to that outcome is a waste of time.

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