Always the same shitty gfl2 being spammed

Butt sumo is a real sport and should be recognized as such by the IOC.

>>737089517
I miss keijo

>>737089667
all men by the way

>>737089517
They made a Keijo game?!

>>737089517
I remember this in Dead or Alive like 15 years ago. My friend hacked my PS4 to play downloaded games and he downloaded every game for me but it ruined this for me because he had a minimized video of the butt battle muted on his laptop and a media player playing a 15 minute long farting audio

>>737089517
The blond girl looks 14.

>>737089667
I'm actually somewhat proud of zoomers for knowing that modern women aren't worth the trouble.

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>>737089517
Dead or Alive did it better a decade ago

>>737089517
>Nigger ass
Correct, modern gachas for some reason want the american and black people audience

>>737089517
wasn't there an anime just about butt battle

>>737090657
Yeah. Keijo.

>>737089619
I should read it again, it was really amazing for something I picked up on a whim and that I was not prepared for.

>>737089667
What a failed generation. Yeah yeah, seethe all you want at my post, zoomers, you guys are failures.

>>737089517
i want to put my penis between their butts

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>>737089517
>

>>737091573
sloppiest of the goyslop

>>737089667
It's funny because the virginity chart that gets posted so often shows 2008 as the lowest virginity year, which is the same year I started school, and at a party school at that. Same year 40 Year Virgin came out. In a few years I'll be one too.

Dead or Alive did this like 15 years ago but chinks shills be like
>HAHA THIS IS SO ORIGINAL AND FUNNY!!!
Just gachatards thing

>>737091674
I'll be a 40 year old virgin before this year is over :(

>>737089667
I have sex, but I have sex with honest prostitutes who are upfront about the cost of sex, as opposed to those lying normie roastie vipers who try to use it as entrapment.

>>737091913
Nobody is saying that.

>>737089667
Pretty hard to have sex when radical ideology has been allowed to rape all human interaction into some awkward practical exchange based around legal and clinical terms like "consent". A man can still go a long way by just being confident. But many became demoralized by media bullshit and/or are insecure faggots. Confident men struggle still though as there are no common spaces anymore, as everyone of them has been shit up and/or made excruciating to be in as we lived through a reenactment of Maoism. This all is devastating and the wound will take quite a while to heal.

>>737091913
Chill, Ken-sama. It's literally just a minigame you spend 5 minutes in to unlock a costume.

>>737089517
Keijo!!!!!!!!

>>737089667
Maybe women should stop being feminist cunts

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>>737089517
hello?!?!?
yes, now this is gameplay!

>>737089667
I've never had sex and the more i find out about women, the less i want to be with one unless that person only has sex with marriage

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So THIS is the legendary "gacha gameplay" I've heard so little about...

>>737093058
Unironically yes but for God's sake use the fucking "Collect All" button man.

>>737093058
i remember when archnights came out and people were shitting on people playing it cause you gameble and paid for jpgs and were laughed at

>>737091315
Is it failure if you never even try in the first place?

>heh, I'm going to post this webm of claiming the rewards after clearing an event I saw from another thread to own those gachatards

Beyond obsessed. Beyond help. Beyond mentally ill.

>>737090306
>>737092047
>>737092295
>>737092514
>>737093004
Stfu incels

>>737091674
>>737091997
Don't worry, your wizard powers will come into full effect. It happened to me too. I can fly now.

>>737093349
I just got hornier when I reached my 30s

>>737093223
Cry, tranny

>>737093223
It's okay brother I know you're just ragebaiting for engagement, and it's alright. As long as you know that deep down, we're right.

Also by definition >>737092047 is not an incel.

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>>737089667
It is true you attain wizard powers if you don't have sex but if you have sex you achieve Baki powers.
Make your choice carefully

>>737093573
Eh... Baki powers are pretty celibatepilled if you ask me

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>>737093058
Hey, let's see you try to do moongecko on dire with a Skirk team!

>>737089517
i will now buy your game

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>>737093153
>Is it failure if you never even try in the first place?
yes.

>>737095546
Yeah. And the fucked up part is you don’t even realize you’re choosing it.

You convince yourself you’re being “realistic.”
“I’ll just focus on myself.”
“She deserves better.”
“I’m not ready.”

Nah. You’re just scared, anon.

Trying and failing hurts.
Not trying just rots you slowly while you pretend it’s wisdom.

Worst timeline isn’t getting rejected.
It’s ten years later wondering if she was the only one who’d ever look at you like that and you fumbled it because you were too busy doomposting and grinding dailies.

But sure. Keep min-maxing loneliness.

>>737095546
>girl
>genuinely like someone

lol lmao.

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>>737097223
but I like doomposting and grinding dailies

>>737089517
why do people act like gacha is a game genre and not the just the monetization method

this whole tactic of posting GFL2 shill webms then baiting virgins by pretending to be a normalfag to bump the thread is really fucking lame. you do the same thing every time

>>737098070
Monetization is the main appeal of the games. They also have the most overlap with other gacha games, and console players of the equivalent gameplay genre often have far less interest in them & vice versa.

>>737089517
/v/ermin really went downhill huh

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>>737089517
AGP Mommy is finally coming home...

>>737089517
DoAX2 had this 20 years ago
why are gachaniggers subhuman roaches who celebrate nothing?

>>737099021
These chicks are wearing terrible heels instead of being barefoot. It takes a lot of ray tracing to do this

>>737099021
What games do you play that have gameplay that didn't exist 20 years ago? What a weird thing to say.

>>737099021
anime girls are hotter

>>737099112
>WAOW THIS IS GACHA GAMEPLAY IN OUR YEAR OF 2000+20+1+2+3+1??
>bro wtf why are you bringing up gameplay and the year right now so weird look at how retarded I am
gacha causes brain-damage

>>737099635
The only brain damaged one is you if you think the OP post is in any way impressed or genuinely posting about the gameplay in any way.

>>737098070
That monetization method effects every other part of the design.

>>737099729
>>737099635
it's also because phone games didn't use to have games like that. The analogy would be like if pokemon suddenly CRPG style romances, you can make the same comparison.

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>>737099809
there are korean games like TFD that is in no way a gacha but /v/ calls them gachas for some reason anyway. Where Winds Meet also has a gacha but the gameplay loop is not in any way affected by it.

>>737099635
I didn't question why you're bringing it up, I'm questioning your logic. Even if the OP was like "Wow this gameplay!!!" which he wasn't, you just literally imagined that, but even if he was, why is your rebuttal to that "Well this was done 20 years ago."? Is that your response to literally any game released these days where people are excited about the gameplay since its all been done before? It's nonsensical, you're just simply a retard.

>>737092295
none of this happens in real life
do you think girls actually stop you and demand you wait for them to give overt consent when they want your penis... come on now

>b-but i saw this clickbait story about a man interrogated by police because he asked a girl out
yeah it's clickbait you dunce
it's the modern version of man bites dog
it's precisely because it's a rare and unusual event that it makes the news and trends

>>737099635
>WAOW THIS IS GACHA GAMEPLAY
Funny because I took it the complete opposite as them just being sarcastic and being wholly unimpressed by it..

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>>737095546
>being sad and alone
But I'm happy and alone. I always told 3DPDs who openly flirted to fuck off and subtlely stopped those who subtlely showed interest in me.
>you're scared!
I'm not scared of using my brain and keeping troubles away.

>>737089667
>Have sex since kids
>BAD! BAD KID! YOUNG PROMISCUITY IS SINFUL AND PREDATORY!
>Okay. So no sex, got it.
>BAD! BAD ADULTS! WHY ARE YOU STAYING VIRGIN AT 20! GO HAVE SEX AND GIVE SOCIETY MORE WORKERS ALREADY!
Make up your damn minds, schizoid.

>>737099973
>>737099884
I'm pretty sure you're responding to OP himself who's just pretending to be retarded and ESL to get (You)s

>>737099729
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>>737099884
>>737099973
>UM ITS IRONIC
>UM ITS A PHONE GAME
>UMMMMM IM GOING TO MAKE A SERIOUS REPLY DEFENDING THIS RETARDED GACHANIGGER THREAD
make up your mind /v/ NPCs

>>737095546
If a girl really likes you then she would have no problem telling you that. This just sounds like massive cope or psyops trying to get men to throw themselves on the floor even more than the simps already are doing.

>>737090039
Out of 10

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the real shilling starts when she comes

>>737100052
Anon, you were defending fucking DOA of all things. A game that literally gets booed at every single game show it tries to show itself.

>>737100221
>defending
>implying
>game shows
Be more trooned out

>>737100216
Amazing gameplay.

>>737100243
you're the one insisting that copying doa is some sort of attack on doa's integrity. A game that even its own devs seem to be ashamed of it existing and had to drag out of retirement because all their games flopping.

>>737093058
yooooo this do be fireeeee ay fr fr

>>737100519
>copying
>implying living creator
>gachanigger clutching pearls and talking about shame
Be more trooned out + retarded

>>737100208
'idya 'utts in the 'og

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>>737089667
Correct

>>737100674
Yes, this was coded by actual living humans, unless you entire spiel is that it's made by AI. Also, you're the one who spent the entire thread screaming that you're being ganged up on by everyone and claiming that people are thinking this is revolutionary gameplay when the writing style of OP is clear that he's being sarcastic.

>>737089517
holy based

>>737089667
>Have sex.
>Have SEX.
>HAVE SEX WITH ME!
No, you are fat and annoying.

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>>737089517
now post this with the only gl2 that matters

>>737095546
That doesn't happen. Girls who genuinely like you will make it obvious enough, you won't be in any real doubt about it.

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>>737100808
No boobs...

>>737089517
Return to idle animation slop

>>737100736
people really fucking hate it when you just accept reality, because it means they can no longer lure you back into the hamster wheel with false promises and make you provide them with endless favors for a reward they have no intention of ever actually handing out
doesn't just apply to sex either

>>737099872
/v/ is mostly retards just repeating what others said if the thing they said got a bunch of (you)s
The board is filled with attention whores but no one calls them out and instead actually gives them the attention they crave, so this isn't going to stop anytime soon
TL:DR
Attention whores sucking off attention whores in an ouroboros of attention whoring : the board

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>>737100842
>too much boobs
the ideal women should be so flat that the chest goes back inside

big clit and small booba

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>>737089517
I love Suomi
She's so cute and awkward like a real Finn

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>>737089517
I was waiting for that new Klukai animation. Wonderful.

>>737099872
TFD is a Nexon game, making it just as bad as gacha

>>737106191
Thanks for the bump sis

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walking around akiba earlier and almost bought this
shame it's a thick loli which i don't really care for personally

>>737106191
/v/ applies the word gacha to a wide variety of things that it has lost all meaning like slop and troon.

>>737089517
Reminder this game started off as an XCOM copy. Now it's just softcore porn, like Snowbreak.
I don't understand why we can't have fanservice AND gameplay anymore.

>>737106958
Because it doesn't make money, fanservice were added to those games because they were performing like shit.

>>737106958
Again it's kinda like tfd. I mean sure TFD still gets updated like right now but for the most part the games are about softcore fanservice since that is what makes money.

>>737106958
good thing the game has both? show your manual heroic runs innit

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>>737093738
:^)

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>>737106958
>AND gameplay anymore
You have Heroic for the real gaymplay now.
Heroic Igla in the last event was probably one of the hardest fights so far since trying to cheese Creepy Doll with an underleveled team back at launch

>>737089619
A keijo game would be pretty fun with how fleshed out, yet over the top it gets. Shame OP just looks like lifeless cellslop.

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>>737089517
>when the gameplay is marriage

>>737106958
everybody knows that if you have fanservice, your game isn't worth shit

just look at every kusoge tier vita and psp game from japan

>>737106958
the depths that tacticoomers go doesn't surprise me anymore

>>737089667
having sex is gay

>>737107962
Hey at least tacticoolfags who mod in games like fallout 4 actually still care about the guns. GFL used to be about guns and girls and now and it's just girls. They even gave them proper names now

>>737089667
>approach woman
arrested for rape
>date woman
arrested for rape
>sex woman
arrested for rape
>marry a woman
divorce raped and then arrested for rape

>>737108293
Maybe stop being such a rapist

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>>737108270
oh man i miss those days

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>>737090598
A decade? Try 2 decades ago zoomer, but I guess you were still in kindergarten in 2006.

>>737108496
It was a different time. Literally anyone who was into milsims, gun culture and anime knew about gfl. Like how tankfags were big into girls und panzer and boatfags had kantai collection and azur lane.

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>>737108270
so true sister, there was so much gun wank in the first game! they even gave them entire names in gfl2 and don't use their imprints at all!

>>737099960
I didn't say it happens. The fact that this was pushed through the media makes many people awkward though. Awkward men have little chance with women as women hate weakness. Confident men also struggle because every commonplace has been tainted and made miserable to be in. Online dating is pretty much the only option.

>>737093058
DAAAAMNN i love 28038 fucking different meaningless currencies

>>737106958
Because mobileshitters don't play strategy games and slants don't either. Both of these are the main audience of gacha and the ones stupid enough to paypig for it.

It could have been the best X-COM clone ever but the window lickers that play gacha, especially on mobile, would not have cared. The ones on PC that would care aren't dumb enough to whale for it.

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>>737089517
What's a good coomer ML gacha to play now that i'm finally accepting snogger is dead?

>>737089667
>Gen Z adults
Chat, is this a thing?

>>737108403
All men are rapists (as they should be)

>>737089667
if you cannot scientifically prove that someone is a virgin you cannot convince me the dudes werent just trolling the report results
I would do it as well, if some rando aah called my phone or knocked on my door asking if I fucked someone before

>>737089517
i miss Keijo

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>>737089667
>men will do anything except have sex
>start eugenics movement in the 60's by giving women license to fuck freely through birth control and employment
>shocked pikachu face when women only choose to fuck the best looking men
Whenever you see women bitching about male oriented entertainment for having "unrealistic depictions of women", remember that women are the ones who always go for the top men so it's all just a projection.

As for the rest of men, well, they learned to live without women, that's the end result of giving women money and birth control. What did you think was going to happen? Stuff like hypergamy has been studied for decades, everybody and their mother knows about that by now. Continuing to bitch and moan about men not marrying or dating when the purpose of the system is population reduction is retarded but then again we are dealing with people with special needs here, there's no other explanation to the continued willful ignorance of basic gender dynamics knowledge that's been out in the open for at least 3 decades.

>>737107926
Leftie faggot detected

Bayo, Stellar blade, and the only reason people play bethesda games anymore disagree

>>737089667
At this point when all it takes to ruin your life is a woman to regret your sexual encounter and put on crocodile tears and call it sexual assault, can you blame men?
When the deck is stacked against you, a smart man backs away from the table and stops giving the casino money.

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>>737089517
why does the white haired chick teleport to the other side when she gets knocked off kek
how'd they fuck up a detail like that

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>>737116554
>picture
That take got a very important part wrong. "Billy" isn't refusing to pursue women because he didn't have positive experiences with women growing up. He is specifically refusing to pursue Chad's sloppy seconds. Because used up roasties aren't any more attractive to Billy than they are to Chad. But the societal expectation was that Billy would be desperate enough to be content with Chad's sloppy seconds just to not be alone. But Billy would rather be alone.

>>737093625
Incorrect, Baki quite literally had a massive power boost from losing his virginity
And Yujiro fucks all the time

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>>737120310
Nothin personnel, kid

>>737097501
proof that boobs are fake asses

>>737091573
absolute chadkino

>>737089667
I don't need to have sex, I can just masturbate and be done with the craving without having to deal with all the bullshit required to get it with a woman.

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>>737089667
>men will do anything except have sex
it all started 97 years ago...

>>737089517
Keijo got a gacha game?

>>737089517
>So THIS is gacha gameplay in 2025+1
Can some oldfag post DOA extreme volleyball to show how behind Chinese gacha games are

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GOD I MISS KEIJO
IT DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER

>>737116554
Sorry, I'm a homo: I'm supposed to care about women... Why?