Being a father is now soi?

why are virgin chudcels so jelly of ""normalfags""" who got ahead in life?

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>>737107994
>-50%
>has to settle for something like this
>ahead
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>>737107538
being a dad isn't soi. being a dad gamer is though.

>>737108484
What are you even saying? I can't even tell if I need to feel insulted.

>>737107994
How does fucking a girl mean getting ahead in life?

>Have little child
>Call myself father/dad

>I’d rather amputate my own right foot than let my child have access to video games.

Beeing dad isnt soi
Calling yourself a dad gamer and giving your udnerage kid access to videogames is

Bros, I need every game to be babby mode bullshit because I'm a dad now! You don't get it, I need to beat every game in 15 minutes because I'm a dad.

>>737109424
An actual responsible father should not even be fucking around with videogames in the first place

>>737107538
yes.
fatherhood is associated with decreases in testosterone that helps in increasing empathy and dealing with children.
it's soi and that's a good thing!

>>737109296
it's a life changing experience, like starting a new chapter of your story

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>>>737108484#
>What are you even saying? I can't even tell if I need to feel insulted.

Imagine bringing your spawn to this nightmare shithole world

The raid just started after an hour of preparation? >Brb guys my wife is getting mad.

>>737107538
No, but complaining about a game being long or difficult and pulling out the "I have a job/kid" card makes you an obnoxious faggot.

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>>737108484
>>737111645
Cute selfie. You're passing very well. I almost thought you were a woman!

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>>737107994
>sips le white monster to mow lawn
>gets inside
>ignores little shit, probably spent all night watchin his tik taks
>play le quake 1
>beat E1M1
>post on /v/
Hyep, ain't easy being 32... normal-fags wouldn't understand the white-picket fence, lawn, and suburban lifestyle...sponsored by monster...

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>>737106439
That's basically 70% of WoT players.

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>>>737111645#
>Cute selfie. You're passing very well. I almost thought you were a woman!

>>737107994
I solicit prostitutes.

>>737111887
>he doesn't invite the bull on raid day
NGMI

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>>737115849
Cute Selfie. You're passing very well. I almost thought you were a woman!

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>>>737115849
>Cute Selfie. You're passing very well. I almost thought you were a woman!

>>737117349
Cute Selfie. You're passing very well. I almost thought you were a woman!

>>737107538

Constantly yapping about your kids and demanding all games be playable in 5 - 10 minute chunks because you don't have free time anymore makes you soi, and incredibly annoying. Also liking shitty games like The Last of Us just because they "hit right in the paternal feels."

>>737107538
Chuddies can't breed so now they're lashing out at men who can

>>737107538
Using it as an excuse for special treatment or point for an opinion is extremely soi

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It's like nothing changed at all...

>>737117991
>>737117795
This. Have a fucking kid if you want but don't brag about it like your weak pullout game is some kind of achievement, and DEFINITELY don't use them as an excuse to dumb down game design or drag down your teammates in co-op because the baby shit himself.

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ITT /v/ermin can't comprehend an adult having their shit together or having a spouse with shared interests.

>when genetic dead ends are mad at you for procreating

I have never seen such a short so full of so many different straw men. You guys just want to be mad at somebody.

>>737106439
>>dad gamer
I refuse to beleve these are real.
For my own expirence these only play games they liked when they were little and don't care about new games or want their kids to play video games.

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>>737107538
>Being a father is now soi?

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>>737106439
>Gamer dad

What about mom gamers?

>>737119294
>images(95)
dis nigga got 95+ images of a half naked male.

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>>737106439
>Father. Veteran. Catholic. Patriot. Opinions are my own.

>>737119379
>mom gamers?
That's fiction.

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>>737118627
We're mad at you for posting here instead of going to Facebook or Instagram with the other normies.

>>737118627
>I'm such a good parent, huh /v/-VideoGames?! Very trad, much games! DUES VULT!
Yeah bro, I wish you were my dad. . .

>>737119430
Nah my mom plays games just normie shit like ass creed and Skyrim she did play the Witcher 3 and oblivion and morrowind though

>wahhh game doesnt respect my time it should be easy
If you complain about this shit either get better at allocating time for gaming or buy games for casuals.
Having a job or a kid doesnt mean youre suddenly incapable of time management or having basic competency. If youre stupid and bad at vidya, having a kid isnt gonna somehow justify your stupidity and lack of skill.
Having a job doesn't make you special, a majority of adults figured that shit out to maintain their hobbies and so should you.

>>737107538
No but saying you're anything "gamer" is.

>>737119548
>ass creed and Skyrim she did play the Witcher 3 and oblivion and morrowind though
Those aren't women games though.
I am fucking confused.

>>737119464
I was here before your failed abortion brought you into this world champ

>>737119737
>inb4 he thinks being here in 2015 makes him an oldfag

>>737119737
Ok champ

>>737119413
Cute Selfie. You're passing very well. I almost thought you were a woman!

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>>737119557
thermonuclear trvke
you guys were fucking retards before the kids AND after

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Why do Millenials act like they're the first generation to have jobs and families?

>>737119913
Cause adulting is hardballs!

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lonely virgin chudcels

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>>737119913
>Why do Millennials
They are incredibly cringe.
The rule is simple when you get older, you need to stop acting young. But most of them are having a midlife criss at 40 years old.

>>737120113
Indeed, you are in good company.

>>737109625
lol
it's a good thing you'll never be one, right? ;)

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>>737106439
But I thought having kids was based and was how we save the white race?

>>737120113
See>>737116418

>>737118219
My pull out game is so strong I didn't pull out twice on purpose and now I have 2 kids

>>737120549
But I also only play thousand hour single player games like nioh or oxygen not included

>>737120358
Only if you have your own kids, raising the son of your wife's boyfriend doesn't count.

>>737109625
False, a man can have hobbies, diamond cuck. Its just that its all it should be, a hobby, a little thing you do once in a while when you have the time to do. Like 3-5 hours a week.

>>737120794
>the Goy must only work during your waking hours and consume advertisements otherwise.
I will allocate as much time for leisure as I want and am able to. If you only have 3 hours a week total youre a fucking slave.

A fire emblem thread died for this

>>737119910
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>737120992
There's a chance a gacha thread died for this one so I'm ok with it.

>>737109625
This. And my dad needs to quit watching football and going out late on Saturdays bowling. Fuckin layabout

Israel is responsible for soijaks still being relevant.

>>737107538
Yes being father has been soi for a long time now
This isn't the 60s anymore.

>>737124978
The sharty is actually just a jewish psyop?

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>>737125080
Yes. Always has been.

>>737125223
That's not the Tot900 files buddy.
You should post the Tot900 files, you know, the one with Ori who lives in Jerusalem?

>>737119413
How to spot jew accounts "Based in United States".

I game with my son and we have a good relationship.

>>737120794
Playing digital games intended for children is not a hobby

>>737128765
>Rapelay is for children
Weird stance for you to be taking.

>>737114007
video games will never be as fulfilling as raising children. but you'll never understand that.

>>737107538
A lot of these dad gamers don’t even have kids they have a pet, it’s hella cringe

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>>737130146
I don't think I've ever seen a single "father" on /b/-lite post a timestamped photo of the back of their kid's head.

>>737130265
Raising a pet doesn’t make you a “dad”, incel

>>737119294
I look like this

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>>737106439
In retrospect it's kinda crazy to think that the kids I've been trash-talking in games 15 years ago are now dads with their own kids.
It's a very sobering thought, especially since I don't have kids of my own.

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>>737125223
>he is very sensitive so be gentle

I miss moot so much its unreal

>>737107538
>>737107994
>>737108484

((You))

Sharty is two blocks down, boy

>>737131695
basedjak is a 4chan meme, newfag

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>>737106439
There's a difference between a dad gamer and a gamerdad

>>737131479
>moot hates incels
hilarious from the cuck chair king

>>737106439
I am addicted to basedjak party and I don't know what to do,I have spent the last 24+ hours on that website. For anyone who doesn't know what it is it's like 4chan but worse. I didn't go to sleep at all, but I did take breaks to go to the bathroom or the fridge. I am still on the website right now. My brain is fried and I feel extremely overstimulated which is weird since it's an imageboard and shouldn't be as stimulating as Tiktok or Youtube Shorts. This has been going on for about a month now. I have never been addicted to anything like that before. I have been diagnosed with depression, but I don't think I have it. I spend every hour of free time on the website. And I am still in school, my last year. I have very important exams in a month. I haven't opened a book in months either. Whenever I tried to quit I couldn't last more than a day without it.

I know that I should just not open the website or something but it's impossible it became a compulsion to check it every few minutes.

>>737120549
>>737118219
I thought i had the best pullout game all my life. Been fucking since I was 14. Turns out though I was just infertile and shooting blanks this whole time LOL

>>737132156
sure he did and he was carting that luggage around because he loved her right :^)

>>737106439
what really gets to me is
>pet parent

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>>737132435
but you keep replying, we're having text sex. I'm fuckin you right now :^)

>>737132559
Hear me out: what differentiates an invalid human child that sits in a chair all day staring into space and a dog the same age that works as a drug sniffer or rescue locator? Is there any objective metric by which the handicapped human child is more valuable?