>>737121725
Kids?

kids?

Yes and I'll chop off the tip of their dicks and tell them they're trans all because you made this shit thread

nah I'll be normal and force them to like my favourite sportsball teams

>>737121725
>2026
>having kids

>>737121725
How do people like this have sex?

>>737121725
Unironically how this board acts btw. If you have the audacity to dislike some polygonal or 8bit garbage some fag here liked as a kid they'll spend 2 hours spazzing out in the thread until it dies.

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>>737121725
I watch Kamen Rider with my nephew and it's a great time.
Literally all you need is the social sense to know if a kid is interested in something or not, and give them room to have their own interests.
Sharing cool shit with the new generation is how non-dogshit taste is passed along, so you have a duty to do it well but with tact.

>>737122890
Paying women anon

>>737121725
Every kid I tell about GTA becomes a gamer near instantly

>2014
>those kids would be 12+ now
>recent articles talking about young people gaining interest in 90s/early 00s games
Hmmmm....

what my son plays in his free time is his business

>>737121725
Better than being gaslit into being a tranny.

>>737121725
I don't want many people to play my childhood games, I left them behind in my childhood. If they ask for games to play I'm going to recommending some really basic bitch shit if I am only going with what I played in childhood.

>>737121725
first of all, kids? second of all even if a miracle would happen and i will have kids, i won't force them to enjoy the game i loved as a kid

>>737121725
If you don't teach your kids someone else will.
It's nature,maybe it will be the internet,or his teachers or a friend but someone will take your place.

The most natural is a father teaching his son, the other should be secondary influences if they are primary it means the father died.

>>737123059
maybe if the internet didn't consolidate to one ideology that controlled all of the five or so websites after 2014 the kids would try newer stuff

>>737121725

All children naturally like media from 80's and 90's because that era is genuinely objectively better than anything current.

>>737123274
Zoomers passing the buck, as always. Take ownership of your retardation, retard.

>>737121725
I would never willingly have sex.

>>737121725
>don't heckin' try to make your child turn out like you
This is always some dumb cope losers spew. If you're successful at life, why NOT strive to make your child turn out like you? Humans aren't so special that they're entirely unique in every vector.

There's no fucking way im letting my kid near my mint Silent Hill PS1 copy.

My dad forced me to play a bunch of sports with other kids when I was around 10. I still kind of resent him for it. He really wanted me to be an athlete.

I don't even have nephews.

who the fuck has kids in the current year?

>>737121725
I'm going to embrace anything my kids will be into and foster their interests even if it's something gay and lame so we have plenty to learn from each other and discuss. In doing that I will also have ample opportunities to share my interests too including games.

>>737121725
I never had kids.
I'm 41 years old

>>737122890
Enough disposable income to attract a hambeast or quirk chungus

>>737121725
>2014
These sorts of comics disappeared for a reason. That reason is that they stopped being able to explain why generation after generation was diving hardcore into games from the 90s over modern games, before later realizing it was a free pass to release the shittiest, most low effort re-releases on the planet.

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>>737121725
>your kids

>>737123585
Black and Brown people unfortunately

>>737123809
Shrek was able to get a wife.

>Have daughter
>She was born 2024
>Literally last year of the Alphas
>Call her the Last Alpha

>The inly thing i will introduce to her are my favorite artist (Aurora) and Lord of the Rings (movie)
LotR when she hits 10 or so

>>737121725
being gay is better than having kids
also my father being obsessed with every little similarity we have is partly why i hate him and turned gay

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When I was a kid I was happy when my father tried to get into games and played them a bit.
If he had been a nerd who played games and brought up some games he loved I'm sure I would have been really happy to try them out(like I did with movies and books).

Overall videogames seem like a very easy way to bond, obviously as long as you don't go full retard.

>>737123820
And wypipo my female coworker has the usual wypipo children having story
>Gets married at 28yo
>Gets pregnant at 28yo
>Gets divorced at 30yo
Kek lmao the usual single mother 1 child story that is so common in modern times.
The funniest shit is that now she is after beta bucks in their 30s, she is trying to date mid-ugly men with better jobs than her,when she talks about them she doesn't even seem to like them.

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>>737121725
Just like my parents tried to force me to like bullfighting, flamenco, hunting, jankass cowboy flicks and traveling to the middle of fucking nowhere to be eaten alive by bugs while you have nothing to do
Just for me to end up approaching 5 digit playtime on factorio and watching vtubers

>>737121725
Make no mistake; adults who are compulsively obsessed with what they grew up with are not having kids. Not because they're pathetic, but because they are actively deciding not to.

>>737121725
My niece is 4 and likes Mario due to the new movies + playing Mario World with my dad. When she's older I'll introduce her to vidya I like and we'll see if she's not too brainrotted due to non-stop tablet issue by then to like 'em.

>>737124162
get your own kids unc

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>>737124162
This is you.

>>737121725
I'm 36 and childless, so I'm sure I'll never have a kid. But if I did, they'd probably find Megaman and Punchout on their own. I'm sleeping with women whose kids look up to me because I can beat them at Mario Kart and Smash Bros, which is surprising because until a couple of years ago I didn't think kids were playing anything aside from streamer bait these days. I think there was a weird gap where kids only played streamer games, but they're now rediscovering good games on their own.

>>737123920
Because Shrek was a MAN in a world full of pompous douchebags. He also wasn't a nerd, like any of (us).

>>737124236
I'm 26, t-there's still time.

>>737124238
She enjoys spending time with me on my computer, drawing in Paint and listening to Mario soundtracks in the background. Her parents don't own any consoles or anything so her first real contact with games will probably be whatever I show her when she's 7 or 8. Like >>737123046 said it's pretty obvious if a kid is genuinely interested in something or not, my comment was about how her parents let her spend all day watching YouTube Kids slop videos and how I fear that is slowly but surely making her retarded. She knows what 6 7 is and I have no fucking clue where she got it from.

>>737124238
Didnt he say the kid was playing HIS dad? Means she is playing with grandpa, not him the uncle.

>>737121725
>implying I'll have kids
But my nephews seem to like old games. I think any kid who's actually interested in video games will start looking into old stuff after realizing there's more to gaming than fortnite and roblox.

>>737121725
>Modern movies are built around retards with no attention span and no critical thinking just people negotiating about weird set pieces and vibes they've grown attached to
>Modern games are dopamine farms based around gambling, cults, conditioning and rampant impulse purchases
Definitely not letting this shit through the gate without heavy curation.
All modern electronic devices are being sold and programmed by crack merchants and I wouldn't leave a child in a crack den more than once.
>>737123431
Also this.

>>737123274
Well that and desu most things really was cooler 20 years ago. I can name a top 30 ps2 list and probably still have to make cuts
I can't for the life of me make a top 5 ps5 list
Rachet blowing up the entire screen is far more memorable and cooler than playing extraction shooter #374739572947

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desu couldn't be me. my dad never cared enough about me to teach me anything, much less mold me into himself.

>the only good games are the ones i played from 8-20 years old
lol no wonder you guys are incels

>>737124291
my aunt had a child at 43. it's unironically not too late, especially being a man.

>>737121725
>did my best to preserve my games as a kid to share with my kids in the future
>never have a gf and never have kids
So much for that plan.

I would never be selfish and immoral enough to force a human being into existence without their consent

>>737121725
kid will like wizardry or be reduced to a pile of ashes

>>737125035
That's cool my kids kids are going to live in your house. Keep it cleaned for them

>>737124062
For me the most egregious was my father trying to force me to like soccer. I've never been into sportsball at all, not even as a kid
He never really accepted that I wasn't into sportsball and thought there was something wrong with me. He only gave up and capitulated around my mid teens.
>jankass cowboy flicks
>traveling to the middle of fucking nowhere to be eaten alive by bugs while you have nothing to do
This shit too.
At least I mostly shared his taste in music and movies (other than those boring old cowboy flicks), until I started enjoying and listening to anime songs and eurobeat kek

>>737123920
He was a fantasy character in a fantasy world.

>>737122996
> 8bit garbage some fag here liked as a kid
yeah, its crazy how so many people defend Undertale

It's really genuinely not that hard to reproduce. Their are tons of low quality women that will pop you out one with any kind of interest
>They are fat and ugly
You attract what you are lmao like do something about it idk

My cousin does this with his kids. Forces them to consume the media he grew up with and forcefully cuts off any other thing he doesn't like that they might want to watch. Granted, I sort've agree with some of it since he doesn't want his kids watching stuff like One Piece.

>>737124961
> it's unironically not too late, especially being a man.
True. I have uncles that are younger than me, because my grandfathers on both sides of the family remarried and kept having kids.
I think it sucks for the kids being raised by fathers old enough to be their granddads or even great-granddads, though.

I'd prefer him not getting into gaming at all.
It hasn't done me much good and the games I played were actually fun

>>737121725
Of course not.

>>737121725
No because their friends will just ask them to hop on the 'blox

>>737121725
no
I'll make them play the games I didn't play as a child.

>>737121725
NES is the perfect entry point to games because of the easy to use simple controller.

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I don't know why people act like this is a recent phenomena. It's only just recently become about media.
Your old man was a carpenter or blacksmith in 1890? Guess what you'll be doing for a career, boy. I hope you like golf, because dad loves it, and he needs a caddy.

>>737125869
>I don't know why people act like this is a recent phenomena.
Who is acting like that?

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>>737121725
the downside of doing this is that it alienates them from their peers and makes it harder for them to connect with kids their age when all they have to talk about is super mario sunshine, kid pix studio, and need for speed underground 2

the upside is that they won't be retarded brainrot zombies addicted to tablets and gambling by the age of 12

I'm aware that it's a natural thing about getting old but fuck me I feel like kids just don't have much variety now
at least with the majority of what I've been seeing

my old room was just filled with lego and knex and books and trains and my old yellow ass computer with lego island and lemmings and a ton of other dumb little offline games that weren't riddled with manipulative tricks to make you want skins

my lil nephew plays roblox and fortnite and cries when someone has a skin that he wants, I hope he grows up well-adjusted

>>737125869
my Dad listened to the Police and Dire Straits and it's the reason I still love them now, I was never forced to listen to them it's just what was on in our house when I was young

>>737121725
I think ill give them a dream cast and a gamecube, hopefully thatll be enough for them til like 6th grade or smth i rly just dont want themonthe internet

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>>737126309
Neopets is being revitalized with the original spirit intact

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>>737121725
I dont have to, corpos do it for me with all the remakes kek

>>737121725
>your kids
lol......

>>737121725
>realize that this is /v/ turning me into a cynical pc gamer all these years who looks back on my happier days gaming on consoles

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>>737126490
EVfags btfo once again

>>737121725
I'm not going to force them, but it's the only videogames I am going to provide them with. If they don't like vidya that's fine but if they do, then they are going to learn right

>>737121725
If I have the chance to be blessed with a family of my own it'll go something like this:
>Early life : no broader internet access, give them access to library of select retro and modern titles, will buy new requested games if appropriate.

> Teens: social media & internet access, moderate parental control limits + blacklisted websites, access to any vidya in the library that is rated M or lower, friendslop and multiplayer social games (Roblox/Minecraft or whatever is popular) only accessible on the machine attached to the living room flatscreen, to try and prevent them from being groomed.

Ideally, I would rather they read physical books, but idk how one would encourage it without making it into a "read x to get thing" scenario.

>>737127124
make them interested in reading and don't let them lose it. the main reason people lose interest in reading is due to being forced to do it in school, otherwise kids will gobble up books. read a few to them at bed time in the genres you think they might like (ex. the hobbit) and then just let their curiosity grow and show them a bookshelf and let them take their pick

>>737121725
I wonder if the guy who made this trash would seethe at another comic where a parent ignores their child as they watch TikToks, play Roblox, and then start a stove fire making an omelet.
A parent is supposed to pass things down to their children. That doesn't mean they're supposed to be I AM SILLY man and scream whenever their kid doesn't have the exact same tastes as them. It does mean showing their kid movies or whatever they like and believe the kid will like.

>>737127124
>i want my kids to hate their lives and me

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>>737127124
Bait but I'll throw a (you) in anyway
>end up hating you immediately
>unless they are homeschooled, they will access all this content through other people and will intentionally avoid and mistrust you
>if they are homeschooled, they'll turn into a weird sociopath/that guy who broke into a house that everyone has been posting

>>737123920
shrek didn't live in a world with internet

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>>737121725
No. I may run it by them but only for contrast. Sometimes they get hooked into it rather than modern iterations but sometimes not. As long as we aren't playing inappropriate stuff for their age then I really don't give a shit if it's modern or not.

I'm not having kids ever. "Gamer dads" are generally not all that good an influence

Honestly probably won't have kids at this point since women's standards are impossible nowadays
They all want the 3 6's
6 figure salary
6 pack abs
6 feet or taller
I fit both 6 figure salary and 6 feet or taller but women do not approach me

>>737126547
Didnt scientology buy neopets? How the hell can you trust that?

>>737127117
I really hope you name your kids Spike and Molly so it's extra weird when you only provide your kids with Vectrex games.

>>737127565
Strange, everyone I know has zero trouble finding women not me because I never leave my house and make zero effort to socialize

>>737127565
bro having abs is the easiest fucking thing just go on a diet
also that won't fix all your personality, grooming, and ugliness issues

>>737127565
>women do not approach me
You stupid nigger, youre a man, youre supposed to be the one to approach. Yeah i know, crazy, women think they dont want men approaching them, but thats the way of nature, women are a bunch of gaslit retarded children, deal with it.

>>737127685
I approached women all the time and kept getting rejected
I've stopped trying now and wait for them to approach
>>737127664
I'm the same way nowadays but a few years ago I would make an effort but not anymore
>>737127665
I've been working on that but it still feels impossible

>>737127391
>>737127439
I am not giving my kid access to whatever modern flavor of Elsagate fetish slop that is directed towards younger children at that point in time, they'd have access to *some* modern media so there's common ground with peers, by their later teens I'll likely have removed/reduced parental controls.
Genuinely doing anything less is a recipe for your kid being mindraped rn, I've seen it happen to family friends who had kids later in life.

oh no your kids might discover... sex

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>>737127870
You just need a nice shirt. I'm also 6 foot 6 figures no 6 pack and this works for me.

>>737128506
not a girl but add some abs under that shirt and i'd be asking for your tag

>>737128506
Are you a tranny? Those mantits ain't lookin so good

>>737128881
No, I'm just skinnyfat. Like I said, no abs.

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>>737121725
I'll never have kids. I'm 32 years old kissless virgin. I can't reproduce asexually.

>>737128119
>they will access all this content through other people and will intentionally avoid and mistrust you
Can't you just teach/raise your kid not to be a faggot instead of just hiding it and hoping he'll never find it?

>>737127391
They'll hate you at first but they'll understand eventually, I would consider myself an excellent example as i am not a terminally online tranny that meat rides whatever is trending , you may feel dry after getting out of the primordial soup at first ,but the evolution pays off in the end

>>737121725
i love how the retarded author of this comic only outs themselves as not only not having kids but also having never observed kids for even a second in their entire lives

>>737127870
see
>also that won't fix all your personality, grooming, and ugliness issues
If you think having abs will magically fix how uninteresting you are, they won't.

I gave my nephew my old Pokemon Adventures manga and my sister in law lost her mind saying it's not appropriate for a 6 year old. I don't really remember much about it other than the legendary birds forming the weird chimera thing but it's fucking Pokemon.

>>737123478
based, timmy can emulate it like a real man, like we did back in the good old days after 9/11

>>737123270
>If you don't teach your kids someone else will.
It seems the world has forgotten this.

>>737125094
the temple of cant will cure him

>>737129049
How do I be more interesting and is that the only issue? And if ugliness makes you less interesting, wouldn't abs make you look better and thus more interesting? I think you're just fat and insecure kek

>>737127685
Honestly why are we fucking children?

based squirrel saved me
sorry woke faggot

>>737121725
>Having kids
Lol. You get on that buddy.

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I'm handsome, tall, rich, got abs and a big dick, but I'm an autist so cunts are immediately repulsed by my mere presence to the point they legitimately scream rape if I ever so slightly attempt to show interest in them
Every woman below 45 has been so hostile to me that I refuse to interact with them ever again beyond the absolute basic customs & courtesies in stores and restaurants
Old ladies are awesome doe, I love them and they recognize my value, I help them whenever I can

>>737129309
Unless you're hideously ugly/deformed, it's just a question of being able to hold a conversation and having things to talk about. If you are hideously ugly, abs won't fix that.
Put it this way, if, as you said
>I approached women all the time and kept getting rejected
do you think that would have changed if, under your shirt, you had abs?
>I think you're just fat and insecure kek
Strange projection. I already posted >>737127664 and almost none of the people I know have abs, they simply interact with others and socialize on a regular basis.

>>737129028
>if you go to the internet you turn into a tranny whos addicted to following the flavor of the hour on twitter
this is why you are an incel

>>737129598
Just go to the /soc/ adopt neet threads there are plenty of girls that will take you up just for being a provider. Best part is they're crazy and mentally ill just like us!

If your kids aren't identical clones of you, you have failed as a parent. The only reason to have kids is to make sure that when you die, you don't really die.

>>737124291
>I'm sleeping with women whose kids look up to me
>Traumatising children by being that random dude who only comes around to bang their whore mom and leaves
You're a piece of shit and contributing to ruining childhoods

unironically, they find half of this stuff on their own. Mario and Star Wars are evergreen (the franchises broadly at least. Not necessarily certain entries).
I've had young family approach me and start talking about Pacman and Mario 64, and I'm like "how do you know what that is?".

>>737129889
Single mothers(and not single mothers) tend to approach men especially when said women reach their 40s.

>>737121725
If I catch my kids with a g*me I'm beating them with a belt.

>>737123920
shrek's only competition was an anthropomorphic funko pop

>>737129682
No that's not what i said and i don't hate women either, what i meant to say is that exposure to peer pressure and social engineering can be harmful to oneself especially in ones developing years, think of the phrase if your friends jumped off a bridge would you too? Its really about thinking for yourself and not drinking tide pods or whatever is "hip" that year or at the moment