Damn, I'm SHIT

I'm here to kick gum and chew ass.

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There's only two ways this can end, and in both of them...you live.

The only memorable things from this game are the quirky quotes, it's not a good game whatsoever. Yes, even gamers back then had bad taste.

>>737143532
BALLS OF STEEL

get off vent or i'll have you bent

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>>737144194

>>737144395
Try to find all the secrets in a level without a guide and you'll see how replayable it is.

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>>737143532
I'M HERE TO CHEW ASS

>>737143532
Pointer! Pointer, he's back again. I'm having chills again.

>>737144395
Alien bastard hands typed this post. It had fun weapons and old build charm. Shadow Warrior was better even if its shotgun sucked.

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Yo, Shitler

>>737144402
what is that?

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CUM IS STORED IN THE BRAIN
AND I'VE GOT A HEADACHE

>>737144395
Blow it out your ass.

>>737144395
aside from chapter 2 sucking complete ass, you're a faggot

>>737143532
I'M HERE TO KICK BUBBLE GUM

>>737143532
EAT SHIT AND EAT SHIT AND EAT SHIT AND EAT SHIT

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>>737145601
posts you can hear

>>737143854
Damn, I hate myself

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>>737145072
FTFY

IF YOU DON'T PLAY DUKE NUKEM 3D, YOU LIKE MEN!
IF YOU DO PLAY DUKE NUKEM 3D, YOU LIKE MEN!
YOU LIKE MEN!

>>737144440
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK

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Huh huh huh.

BALLS BALLS BALLS

>>737144367
That's the comic where Duke tricks a dying black guy into saying his catchphrase.

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>>737145072
Watching socialists die is always fun.

Damn I'm dead

>>737150354
Imagine how wet his girlfriend was.

"It's time to get fucked in the ass and drink transvestite cum." - Gianni probably

>>737143532
>I'm all outta bubblegum but I'll still kick your ass anyways kid
>Nukem985

>>737145072
Duke holocausted six gorillion of you, cope

>>737145646
That's where I dropped the game every time I tried to play it

>>737151513
minus the george floyd one, arrest