This thread better be sarcastic as fuck. /v/ hates this game.

>>737145970
Can't wait to see the ways they humiliate this disgusting white straight male "agent"

>>737145970
Animation looked clunky. Music was decent. I have no hope for the game in this "political climate" however.

>>737146037
Of course they do; they haven't played it yet!

LOL

XD

lame

Why does Bond look like the guy who works in your company's IT dept?

>let's make a James Bond thread, but instead of James Bond its a game about some zoomer faggot and the diversity crew
You just know that not one person in the board room is going to admit this when it flops.

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>>737146251

The bitch dancing around at the 1:20 minute mark reminded me of the characters models/dancing from Syphon Filter 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-wiXTDvTKE

>>737146037
I speak for all of /v/ when I say that we DON'T hate this game and WILL be playing it day 1

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>>737146441
...and forgetting about it day 2

>>737145970
buy an ad

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>>737145970
>bond girl is non binary who wears mens suits

>>737146037
I don't hate it but I also have zero real hope for it.

>>737146037
Retards that don't play videogames hate this game, because they have no idea IO is one of the few developers left that make actual ludo.

>>737147636
kek

>>737145970
Damn, kino. I like how you can tell when Bond is running that that's just the actual janky in-game animation.

>>737145970

Beaten by a 16 year old game:

https://youtu.be/h8n7XNUuMXE

>>737146037
The protagonist is an aryan white man.

>>737147703
Females in suits are hot.
>non-bionary
Does she have the proper holes? Then what's the problem?

>>737145970
The movies really fucked up by skipping over Lana for some reason.

>Casino Royale (You Know My Name)
David Arnold and Chris Cornell
>Quantom of Solace (Another Way To Die)
Jack White
>Skyfall (Skyfall)
Adele and Paul Epworth
>Spectre (Writing's On the Wall)
Sam Smith Jimmy Napes
>No Time to Die (No Time to Die)
Billie Eilish and Finneas O'Connell

>>737145970
Man they really fucked up James bond themes starting with madonna

This feels like a game that started development when woke was still in full-swing and took too long to release and now the suits and devs are kinda panicky about how well it will do in a post-woke landscape

>>737150378
James Bond is doomed post QUEER actor Daniel Craig

Lost all interest when I saw the big bad is some African warlord or something.
So boring.

>>737149782

Nintendo Wii Goldeneye remake:
https://youtu.be/j-IwjRXp6N0

Honestly still looks good for the Wii hardware.

>>737145970
>title sequence
WHO

FUCKING

CARES

>>737150612
Its like a big deal to boomers or some shit.

I just don't see the point in "young Bond".
He's never been much of a character, it's not like anyone was going "Oh, I wonder what happened in his younger years?"
He's just a great spy, using gadgets, fucking women, etc. We don't really gain anything from playing as young Bond, other than the knowledge that he definitely won't die during the game. It'd be much more interesting to play as another 00 agent, or if they made their own setting. But I guess it's all about brand recognition.

Fucking hell, even everything or nothing was better than that. Most forgettable bond theme I've ever heard.

>>737150774
I always assumed it was a different guy with each different actor, whoops

>>737150128
closet homo

>>737150913
It's more like they each take place in their own universe like Final Fantasy or whatever. You're not meant to believe Craig's Bond exists in the same timeline as Brosnan or whatever. 007 is the codename, James Bond is very much his real name. Hell, M's real name in the Pierce Brosnan movies is Barbara Mawdsley while in the Craig ones it's Olivia Mansfield.

Looks like sloppola tbqhwyfampai

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>>737145970
>OP when I find out what mumbai suburb he lives in

>>737150818
>everything or nothing

The last of the Brosnan era..
https://youtu.be/4YxSNa8mndE?list=RD4YxSNa8mndE

>>737150128
gay

>>737150913
That's more or less the point. 007 is a fairly empty vessel. The stories rarely deal with his personal life or beliefs, it's just about watching him do cool shit.
Which is completely fine. But it does make the whole "here he is as a young man, on his first mission" premise feel lackluster.

>>737145970
the only new bond theme i liked was the chris cornell one

>>737150236
007 themes dropped in quality starting with Spy Who Loved Me, then got good again with View to a Kill, then had an inconsistant run with Die Another Day.

>>737151448
Skyfall was kino

>>737150159
Don't forget the rejected Spectre one made by Radiohead
https://youtu.be/CLiDemXYSLc

>>737150913
They're all implied to be the same guy until Daniel Craig movies. At the very least, it's the same James Bond up to License to Kill, which references Bond being a widow, a thing from On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

>>737151017
Daniel Craig's Bond is very specifically it's own thing though. Previous Bond films just follow each other with implied continuity.

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>>737151543
Yall really only watch the new ones huh?

>>737145970
We want the normie audience

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>>737145970
i unironically don't want young boy james bond ever. 35 minimum, maybe even 40. connery was 31, but that's back when 17 year olds looked like men.

>>737145970
>They heckin' got CELEBRITY! :O
Why are you still even remotely interested in western triple AIDS in 2026?

>>737151725
...anon specifically mentioned "new bond theme" so yes, we're talking about the new ones. Learn to read.

>>737150378
>post-woke landscape
Stop pretending that's where we are. It's pathetic.

>>737150128
faggot energy

>>737150159
This was her Bond theme which was rejected, same as the Radiohead one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkIYYpAjsjo

>>737151919
Niggers, other brownskins and gen alpha have an issue with basic literacy. Lowest literacy rates since the late 80s/90s with only 30% of 4th graders in the US reading at a proficient level. What you are seeing in >>737151725 's niggerbabble is that specific effect in action.

Grim, I know.

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>>737145970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfBLR4vXSKM

>>737145970
I’m cautiously optimistic for the game, but truth be told, I wish we were getting more Hitman.

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>>737152024
My dumbass has lost the ability to read complete text long ago.

>>737145970
>?si=z7HSjq5IZ9jmukOD
you fucking zoomer vermin
+ that game

>>737146037
Hitman is dope so i'm expecting this to be good.

>>737149439
I’m convinced that the majority of the game is cobbled together using recycled Hitman assets. It’s made in the game engine, so it likely shares all the quirks of the game too. in-engine cutscenes included.

>>737151675
>implied continuity
Only insofar as all Bonds share key elements in their backstories, like a deceased wife. But again, James Bond was always his real name, and 007 was always the codename, and you cannot have Brosnan Bond having been born 16 years before Tracy's death in their honeymoon. At best it's a ""fluid timeline"" where all Bonds go through similar adventures but we never see Dalton's version of Dr. No or Craig's version of Moonraker.

Bond was the first character that needed to be a better man. They started modernizing him with the Brosnan movies and now we're at the point where Bond is someone that cries and has a daughter. This and the Amazon movie will both be awful.

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>>737152053
>not https://youtu.be/qoWCB8AUiP4

>>737152403
try some silo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XdtjmCg-y8

>>737145970
>wow they got some trash for this
????

>>737152340
I think there was always a general understanding that the Bond stories had very loose continuity. The novels had stronger continuity, but their story ended with You Only Live Twice and Man With The Golden Gun.

I understand IO’s decision to go for zoomer Bond, because Bond is pretty irrelevant to the modern audience. John Wick is Bond for zoomers, so they kind of have to reinvent him. A bit like how Craig’s Bond was more like Jason Bourne.

>>737152671
>older masculine guy is doing numbers with the kids
>let's go with zoomer bond for the modern audience
in order to be a ceo, do you have to be a complete fucking reptilian retard that doesn't interact with human beings?

>>737152671
All you have to do is make a story about a government sanctioned hitman, who goes to investigate and kill whatever goober and goons that MI6 says to go put in the dirt. It's not that hard but from all of their marketing it looks like they missed the mark. Trying to make this about his "team" or some found family garbage.
>inb4 h-he's always had a team
In the sense that they are his coworkers and acquaintances that give him tools and intel to get shit done. Never in the sense of like "oh my God and I have to learn to be a team player"

>>737145970
>It's a video game song SO WE GOTTA MENTION PLAYING EVERY OTHER LINE

>>737152340
>At best it's a ""fluid timeline"" where all Bonds go through similar adventures

Something like that. Until Die Another Day the idea is that all adventures happened, you just cant think much about the exact year they did. It works well enough since the movies are pretty loose with continuity until that point, but they do reference each other just enough that they're not just AUs between actors.

I do not understand why people dislike Lana Del Rey, her music is pretty decent.
Also she hates furries.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1dVOqU7lFsA

>>737152342
Bond is only a 'better man' in SPECTRE and No Time to Die. The only thing in Brosnan's run that approaches such a thing is M calling out Bond as a relic of the cold war in Goldeneye.

>>737145970
Ethan?

>>737153353
he also let Hagrid die and ruined his caviar.
Man I could go for some caviar right now

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>>737145970
This sucks. The song is low energy. The visuals are aimless, a good title sequence is supposed to have a theme related to the subject matter, not just random imagery. I can't tell you anything about the game after watching it. But Goldeneye here probably has something to do with Soviet collapse, which it does.

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>>737153145
>Craig's version of Moonraker.

I forgot to add, but the flowing timeline logic doesnt apply to Craig as his movies have a very set beggining and end that are explicitly different than previous Bonds, unless you consider 007 Legends canon, which creates the hilarious idea that ALL movies happened inbetween Quantum of Solace and Skyfall.

>>737151553
A little too light and airy, I think their first attempt with the more straight forward Man of War worked better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6UBb4f4imY

>>737150774
I assume it's more so that he's inexperienced and reckless so they can make the game more like Uncharted.

>>737153572
I was always under the impression that several years passed after quantum of solace. Basically his whole spy career. of a good 10 to `15 years if not more. You can't have him be an entry level agent in casino royale and then say by the third movie "oh you're so old and behind the new agents who are ready to replace you"

>>737150774
I don't like it either. Even in the first book, Bond is almost at retirement age and bemoaning how old he's gotten or the idea that most likely someone will kill him in the field.

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I was pleasantly surprised when I saw that Lana recorded the theme song, and delighted when I listened to it. She knocked it out of the park, but the again, she always does.

>>737153335
WIFE

>>737153749
Skyfall exists in a weird situation where it acts as a soft reboot of the Daniel Craig era, dropping the "start of career" 007 for "old, experienced and outdated" 007. On it's own it's fine, even if doing a reboot two movies after a reboot is awkward. The problem was when SPECTRE insisted on connecting all Craig movies, meaning a hard timeline for these exist and Bond just had the most tiring career ever in between 2008 and 2012. Though i assume Quantum starts immediatly after Casino Royale so it might be 2006 to 2012.

should've made him muslim
represents britain better

They delayed the Switch 2 version, so I shant be buying.