>>737147386
finally, the real thread

>>737147386
Wasn't there already that orc one with the orc waifu?

>>737147525
Don’t Kill Everyone?

>>737147386
Nobody is going to replicate mewgenics, at least not in a meaningful way. Maybe someone will make a game that is just a dumbed down version of mewgenics, like what gungeon and nuclear throne are to isaac.

Who's the sexiest enemy in the game?

>>737147676
Gassy

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nice thread
shame you have to fight the anon below now.
[CONVERT]

I'M GONNA TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF AND FUCK THE NECKHOLE RAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>>737147635
Ok but can you answer the question?

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>>737147851
HE'S RIGHT THERE HE'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE SHOOT HIM FUCKING SHOOT HIM

>>737147863
What did Ridiculon mean by this?

>>737147676
Heraldess.

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>>737147851
>Gun inherits the mana drain elite buff from Organ Grinder
Gun-kun...I'm sorry...

>>737148110
See, there's a reason they had to use Mom I really hate you instead

>>737147676
gambit

>>737147386
They already did. It was called Into The Breach and it's 20 clones, one of which is Mewgenics.

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can you manipulate what idol you get from tracy?

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Xhe refuses to die.

>https://litter.catbox.moe/gfmn1fxoq1kvyya6.png
I remember when I used to decorate my house... now it's full of trash
>>737148375
What do you mean?
You get the Idols after you level her up a bunch

>>737148414
My oldest cat is 50, she's a descendant from the first strays I had, is not even old and fucks on the daily. Nothing can kill grandma

>>737148414
I wonder if Luck affects old age rolls.

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>>737148554
Hah, your house still looks way more organized than mine.
I refuse to fuck with this desk because it's the only thing that looks slightly coherent.

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>Charge Fist+ refreshes basic attack
>Hamster Style+ makes basic attack act like Fury Swipes
>mfw I found each swipe procs sparkles
>mfw I can kill enemies by swinging at the air

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uhhhhhhhh, flushmaster is looking a little... different... today...
is this due to the snowy weather?

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>rapes the future.

>>737148889
Yeah! Some anon mentioned it way back, since flushmaster wouldn't work with icy weather. That seems way worse

>>737148889
Yep. And let me tell you, he sure is a surprise when you're not even finished with Act 2 yet.

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>>737148935
>Frijolito

>>737148375
>>737148554
I forgot she stocks it the next day, I thought maybe you could savescum to see what you get and fulfill it on a later day if you don't like it

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At the risk of being called a newfag, can someone explain Edmund's obsession with Sonichu, and why it has the 2nd most amount of references besides TBOI and Time Fcuk? I know next to nothing about it besides the fact that the creator is kinda messed up in the head and has done some strange stuff.

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@DISNEY @FBI

>>737149262
Chrischan's the most autistic Sonicfag alive, and for some young dorky guys growing up off videogames (particularly mascot platformers) and sites like newgrounds, he's like their shining icon

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i've been mutating the shit out of this freak with cancer, is this enough mutations or should i mangle his dna some more?

>>737149493
>that mask
Erm... nintendo...

>>737149262
Ed is out of touch and only remembers Chris as the harmless freak he used to be instead of the mentally destroyed psychological experiment he became.

>>737149493
You should probably stop there. The lower charisma gets the harder it is for them to get laid.

Which catte is the most Aryan?

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>>737149714
Clerics, and by extension Marshmallow.

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>>737149681
well now hang on, he just gained a bunch of CHA mutations...
i probably will stop there, he is borderline dead weight in fights right now

>>737148863
>Elite with Mirror Shine appears
Heh...thanks for killing urself...

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unpopular opinion:
I want to have sex with stacy

>>737149456
To add to this, Edmund also is somebody who is quite accepting of others, likely from the edgy aspects newgrounds had initially. Also fun fact, Edmund is apparently part of Chris Chan Lore enough to be listed as an important person for Chris Chan's Jail Saga wiki. Also I assume why he still gives Chris Chan a chance might be because of the abuse and betrayal that occured to Edmund in the past.

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>>737150194

>>737150298
gein masie daughter(now son) theory

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>>737147386
We're going to save her, right?

>>737150346
>even the chud is trans
I suppose that's not unusual these days

>>737150503
who, zaratana? yeah totally
not sure who cares about the other one though

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>>737150183
>>737150240
>>737150298
>>737150346

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now that's an ugly stray, wow

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>>737150194
But what if she was a catgirl?

>>737150659
Looks like an Adventure Time character

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>>737150659
I prefer this version.

>>737150641
DingDong cat

>>737150194
We get it Organ Grinder, you want to fuck Stacy while rubbing feline organs on your undead skin to hydrate it.

>>737150641
It's not always obvious from pure visuals in this game what's a mutation and what's natural

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i'm not really sure i have a place for this right now? unless i do and i'm just not thinking it through?

>>737150641
That stray looks like he would be very melanated if he were a human.

>>737150785
not with low aggression
he just looks like homer honestly

>>737150763
Eventually you get more cats than you can use and it's nice to have a holding pen where they won't fuck while you pair them up elsewhere to minimize inbreeding.
I wish I had more sometimes.

>>737150763
Comfy actual room design sensibilities > schizo furniture tetris

>>737150763
I keep it in my high mutation waiting room where I have my kittens to grow up and my strays before I start having them matchmake with good cats. But then again I don't exactly minmax to the extent a lot of anons here do.

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very fun idea, just sucks its damage is sorta peanuts lol. i wish there waqss a mana version of bruise

>>737150763
Useful for a room where you keep cats you don't want popping out kittens

>>737150848
>>737150763
I use one of my rooms as a holding cell for ones with mutations or passives that I want to breed into my royal bloodline. I wish you could buy two idols of chastity, it's annoying having to dump kittens every single day.

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What do you guys think will be nerfed? I know fist of fate and the infinite merciless jump will be.

>>737148889
GG if this happens before finishing act 1

>>737148840
A small paradise in the middle of all the trash
>>737148863
Don't bring that build to the Throbbing Domain. Worst mistake of my life

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>>737150914
nevermind KEK

>>737148863
They need to rework sparkles in this game because it has a knack of getting yourself killed or triggering procs on enemies or bosses that do bad things.

>>737150763
everyone already said it. When you get a free room for it: it becomes your holding pen for cats to send out. I have 2 breeding rooms and excess "adequate" cats get sent there to go on missions.

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Go get him, Bongbong

>>737149556
To think now was when Chris got his boyfriend free girl

walked in the living room and saw my dad watching a terminator clip and went "oh it's the guy from mewgenics" im so brainrotted fml

>>737151484
Holy fcuk

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Finally...after ten thousand years...reunited...

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>>737151484
extraordinary

>>737151484
why do zoomettes want to fuck Steven and Beanis (and want them to fuck eachother) so much
Butch is the one who hits on the player not too long after the game starts

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>>737147664
Mewgenics is already a crappy, dumbed down version of competently made SRPGs, so if you're worried about it getting worse from here, don't - you're already at rock bottom for enjoying this sludge.

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>>737151484
Well ain't that one helluva synthesis?

>>737151643
You are not a woman. You'll never understand. I will never understand.

>>737147664
I, for one, am waiting for the Gungeon of Mewgenics to come out.

>>737151667
>Mewgenics is already a crappy, dumbed down version of competently made SRPGs
Names? If that's true I want to play them

>>737147676
hot poker

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>>737151643
>Butch is the one who hits on the player not too long after the game starts
Oh don't worry, they didn't forget him.

>>737151530
Edmund is quite based for only referencing the good movies in the franchise I must say

>>737150528
This is a Pyrophina website. Go back.

>>737151484
STEVEND

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>>737151850
>idle animation has the hot poker tugging his tail and pulling it up and down
Yeah I can see why someone would fancy them

>>737151850
You're onto something...

>>737150641
>Ugaa booga boomba?

>>737150712
insane amounts of untapped fetish potential in mewgenics kemonomimi

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>>737147676
chaos stacy

>DID YOU KNOW?
If you get Mama Maggot as an ally, her Mutate skill will mutate your cats, and her Rally skill will give them an extra turn.

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i used to hate mage but god theyre so fucking funny, look at this

https://streamable.com/bwocsi

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>>737150183
>>737150240
>>737150298
>>737150346

>>737152393
>three vaganias

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>>737151793
>Legend of Gun

>>737147676
tina

>>737152471
Wouldn't her spawn maggots still have them as enemies? Sounds dangerous if you don't take care of them but fun of you also got your own

>>737152753
most of the time enemies that spawn enemies are on your side if you recruit them, it's a little buggy

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>>737152843
>It's a little buggy
I say

>>737151484
I wonder, if they are fucking, does that make Little Steven a cuck since he is on Steven's head the whole time?

>>737151643
I think there is an appeal to some kind of people for mentally ill men in fiction from what I see. I mean look at Tumblr sexymen for example of what I mean.

>>737152483
pls someone care

>>737152471
Huh, I am not so sure about that but I do know Mama Maggot can also mutate your leeches when she is an enemy, and the leeches, now upgraded maggots are still on your side.
Honestly I wanna experiment a run with leeches and nuclear waste but I don't know of a way to consistently get nuclear waste to spawn outside of the bunker.

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>>737151985
I bet having sex with him metastasizes him into you.

>>737147386
this game would be better if it wasnt a roguelike too

>>737153803
Well, that isn't too different from what Lobotomy Corporation's abnormalities Bong Bong can work with can do to people so hey, if she dies at least she would die happy with somebody she loves I guess?

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>>737147676
Imagine the handjobs.

>>737154380
that's a fetus.

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>Piñata event
That's fun

>>737154775
If you smash the pinata does that remove the event? I couldn't break it last time and it just kept prompting me over and over

No, I've had it twice, if you miss you get another go until you either smash it or critical fail it

>>737154453
out of 10 or something

>>737147676
I am surprised nobody said the Love Bot. I mean it was designed with sex appeal in mind. I would post the image but for some reason it won't let me

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<- CAN'T THINK TOO GOOD
DON'T KNOW TOO MUCH

>>737155081
He doesn't look so tough

>>737155071
Too blocky, only sexy if you're a Minecraft zoomzoom

>>737155537
Look, there aren't that many good options for this game. I was saying it was the sexiest, which is a low standard when it comes to enemies in Edmund's games

>>737155725
There's always Marshmallow, but she's such a freebie it's boring.

>>737154847
Nope, it’s repeatable.
Also, the only bad outcome is you take very minor damage on a crit fail so you really don’t have a good reason to not try even on a shit-Str cat.

>>737147676
Herald

>>737152483
I care:)

>>737155205
He's GOT to be tough

>sitting before the final boss with the nuke in hand
>my cats are strong...too strong.
I'm frozen with fear to even start the fucking fight.
I just know everyone is going to die in the first round.

>>737156460
TOUGH
TOUGH
GOT TO BE TOUGH

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Are you immortalizing your cats?

>>737156473
YOU GOT TO BE TUFF ANON

>>737156550
H..Here I go...!!

>>737156550
He's too tuff, that's the problem

>>737156024
I am not a furry nor into beastiality, so I don't see Marshmallow as attractive.

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Ew

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>cutest character design in the game
>completely phoned in and half-assed according to edmund
how does he do it

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>>737155725
>which is a low standard when it comes to enemies in Edmund's games
What about Brea? Literally has "Poppy in fanart" proportions.
Also I just realized the wig item might be referencing her.

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>>737156473
>I'm frozen with fear to even start the fucking fight.
I still feel like this before I fight bosses 300 hours in and I end up winning. You can do it.

Can a cat still have kittens if it's old

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another ez ass creator fight. holy fuck i LOVE harpooner

>>737156550
>>737156878
I DID IT!
I NUKED GOD!
it actually let my busted hunter go first and so I immediately nuked the good busted hunter and fighter
Now I can just causally go for completionist cleanup in my spare time and not worry about progression n shit

>>737156827
What game is that from? I might have not played all the Edmund games yet but I have been working on it.

>>737157661
Gish.
That's Gish's girlfriend.

>Hey there boys, the name is Dirty Mittens
>The sluttiest kitty you’ve seen in all your days
Jesus Ed did you really have to go there?

>>737157554
yeah

>>737157640
>busted hunter
didn't beat the game

>>737157554
Yes, they will fuck until the day they die if you let them.

>>737157764
Oh, neat. But I was talking about Enemies specifically, not characters.

>>737157640
Your cats always go first unless there's elite modifiers that change the order.

>hexagram sigil
fuck, what a nice find

>>737157775
I get the lyrics were written 13 years ago but it's sheer laziness to not update them after adding Marshmallow.

>RNGslop

>>737157884
The first trip to the infinite, for whatever reason, I had a good psychic that always went first and had the passive that castes another random spell, and like two times in a row he procced fast forward and it killes my team
I had to keep resetting before moving to luck out on it not proccing

>>737158148
Dirty Mittens is a gold digger, Marshmallow is a whore. Get it right

>>737158389
Maisie is wife

can you vurp dealer consumables
i got steven cookie on my collarrless

>>737158434
Where is her husband and why does he let Maisie and their kittens get beaten?

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I saw a druid laugh in the face of God.

>>737158808
It wouldn't make a difference judging by the Rocksnows

>>737156531
what are you going to do with that model, anon?

>>737158803
There's a short list of stuff Vurp doesn't work with, the wiki should have it.

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This game is based because it lets me kill the Christian god

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>>737159304

If a butt probe alien charms a solo cat, is that instant loss?

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20 years old cat Kerttu is getting ready for her laser dental treatment

>>737159501
I think that's a special Marshmallow thing, but I'm not 100% sure.

>>737159641
dendal dreedment :DDDD

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>>737159501
Yes, since that charm lasts until an ally removes it.
You can have a full team of 4 and if they all get probed it's gg.

I have no clue what is going on with the Rift but fuck this is like the most fun area so far.

>>737158997
I'm planning to make SO much porn with it

>>737159641
Seems like a waste as that cat is already in its twilight years and won't be living for much longer

>>737160168
For me it was the peak of the game. 3 super good songs and fun enemies and bosses

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>>737160168
CRAZY DAYS
STUCK IN A WORMHOLE
Y'KNOW I LOST MY MIND AND I'M RUNNIN BAKCWARDS
CAN'T BELIEVE I'M EATING A CAT TURD

>>737160243
But she gets to wear super cool goggles. Also post your teeth

DOWN ON YOUR KNEES
DOWN ON YOUR KNEES

>>737160168
Realm of the chaos god in which he openly invites any being with the capability of entry to suffer eternally
Something like a midway point between the 3rd and 4th dimension

>>737160296
JUST STEP BACK
JUST STEP BACK

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>>737156797
the cutest is Alice, though. Stacy's in 2nd place, I like watching her mimic Dr. Beanies' expressions

>First all 7 cat
>Gay
FUCK

>>737160624
He's gonna be breeding so many genderless cats

>>737160624
just wait for a ?-gender cat, it's fixable

COVER MY EARS
MONSTERS IS ALL I HEAR
ITS BEEN SO LONG
I'M LOSING MY MIND I FEAR

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You guys label your cats?

>>737161425
Yes. I label the cats I want to keep breeding for their skills, passives and/or mutations. I label cats that have interesting and potential passive/active combinations with themselves or with other cats I want to bring to adventure together. I label overpowered cats, I label veterans I want to bring to house defense

>>737161425
just a few that matters, i mark the strays i introduce for stabilizing the genepool so i don't throw them out on instinct, the ones i plan to use for house bosses, and the ones i plan to use on the next outings

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>just 2 turned Pyrophina with a heavy shot+/sniper+/third eye/training band hunter
she didn't even get to enter her second phase, she just used flamethrower twice (missed the first time) and did her volcano stomp before being sent back to hell

this class may be a bit unbalanced

>>737161605
well it gets much more balanced when you get to act 3 and have half your shots reflected right back at you

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>shimmer

>>737161425
half-assedly, and i frequently ignore the tags i use
the tag system needs more symbols, especially class collars. and a 3 tag limit instead of 1

>>737161425
The label feature feels like something you should unlock first.

>>737161702
This is what you see when you get Tink's gaydar.

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>>737161605
how about 3 turning zaratana off of literally 1 skill

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>>737160590
lucy is freaky-looking. stacy is cute but too smart. i'm afraid gambit wins.

>>737161802
>lucy
fuck i meant alice
whatever they're basically the same. retardcat supremacy

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>>737161702
The movie Annihilation had same sort of set up with area bein infected with lovecraftian color/shimmer that mutates and distorts the area and things in it

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>Fighter killed Spinnerette with a critical uppercut
Felt so HYPE

>>737162027
there's nothing quite like killing a boss with one of the "bodies explode immediately" debuffs, fuck you dybbuk i don't even want to see your death animation, explode

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>>737156797
The golden rule of good cartoon character design is being able to understand a character's basic qualities just by looking at it. Gambit exemplifies this even though he's literally just a fat tuxedo cat. Sometimes less really is more.
sexo

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>>737150712

are there any real cat-toy items? laser pointer, cat tail, yarn balls, empty boxes, toy mice, things like that?

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>>737151850
>>737152140
>>737152206
Glad to know someone else see’s the vision, they’re underrated and cute
https://litter.catbox.moe/b2awui.jpeg

>>737163102
I'm going to need your blog

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>>737163081
There's a few pieces of equipment, but most of them seem to be furniture rather than equipment.

>>737163037
lots of people seem to ship alice and franklin and i think it's cute

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pussy,
kitty,
it's really not the same