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>>737150329
???

>>737150329
Build a time machine and send me back 25 years.

>>737150329
Now they have to increase it more and make D.Va 400lbs. Then I’ll consider coming back. Would make her a better tank too so it works.

>>737150329
add more cool robot characters instead of lame normal people

>>737150392
That's not D.va.

>>737150392
They fixed it in the latest patch

By not being greedy pricks. Leave the private servers alone. Leaving modding alone.

>>737150502
Prove it.

>>737150532
Download the game and see for yourself.

>>737150465
Her mech is probably already heavier than that?

>>737150489
this but they're still girls with fat asses
fatter than the humans

>>737150329
close down

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Easy, simply finally get round to doing what the fans have been asking for for years and add the mode where all the overwatch girls pump up to gigantic sizes and then explode.

>>737150329
apologize to tigole and furor

>>737150329
Release the PvE campaign.

Shit, release any other core mode and turn the game into an actual platform.
Seriously, play any other Blizzard game released before Overwatch and see what I mean. I was playing Starcraft 2 recently because some friends were interested in it recently.

Make all women's asses bigger

>>737150727
the webm that saved OW2......

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i have a few ideas..

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>>737150329
Revert to the Overwatch 1 designs. Actually release the PvE stuff they promised.
>>737150919
Also this

>>737150329
Nothing, women touch my wiener so goon bait has no effect on me. Play better games faggot. Does the blizzcuck support the tendies?

>>737151118
I love the animations but the gock size is too goofy/unrealistic. Futuretist does them better but there's no variety. Always the same dick and balls model. Juno should have an 8 incher while Widow a 4 inch.

>>737150329
Stop being figuratively and literally gay as fuck
Also make mei canonically futa
inb4
>HURR FUTA'S GAY and troon shit
Futa is more straight than m on f, and unlike the mental illness that is troonism, futa is fake

add a big titty tauren woman to the game.
I dont care what they have to do lorewise.
I dont care about the game and dont/wont play it. I just want more tauren models for porn artists to use.

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Tracer's popularity is a big win for lesbians around the world

>>737150329
Stop being woke.
Like, how hard is that?

>>737151264
>just stop being woke, californians
Might as well ask black people to stop committing crimes. That sure will work.

>>737151226
The game would attract more lesbians if they made her ass bigger.

>>737150329
Pass some of that stolen breast milk

>>737150329
>Soul vs Souless

>>737150943
Made for getting mounted and dry humped by shotas.

>>737151206
Futa is troon shit

>>737150329
They could stop paying jeets and other worthless fags to shit up this board 24/7.

if a male sex organ is the focal point of your sexual arousal, how are you not gay?
hard mode: no mental gymnastics (b-but i don't like men)

>>737150329
They never won me over in the first game. I don't think I've ever given a shit about a blizzard game.

>>737151206
>Futa is more straight than m on f
gay opinion

Fire all their woke staff.

>>737151206
>mei canonically futa
shit taste
if you had to pick one it should obviously be Orisa__

>>737150329
warcraft 4

>>737151581
What if you are sexually aroused by all the feminine aspects and you look at the dick like a acceptable flaw, is that gay?

>>737151676
>Publicly hang all their woke and non White staff during Blizzcon.
Now that'd be an event worth my money.

Literally become at the forefront of hiring porn animators and designers and fire anybody that thinks that's not the tightest shit ever.

>>737151801
is that not the textbook definition of a femboy?
nigga you gay if you like femboys.

>>737151156
Don't you have the ability to use the OW1 skins for free

>>737151801
>you look at the dick
gay

Bring back the PvE campaign and revert all sexual changes to the characters and I'll come back
Make all female characters asses and tits 50% bigger and I'll whale

Fixing Overwatch would require herding everyone who currently plays it into a concentration camp.

>>737151581
gay doesn't describe me very well
I personally don't care because I'd also fuck a man, but if you say "gay" nobody is going to think of futa or even a "penis fetish". they're just going to think of men. so it's not really valuable as a descriptor.

>>737151581
Men have dicks = men can mentally understand how it feels good
Men see dicks in a sex scene or being sexually stimulated = men can almost 1:1 translate that in their head = penis gets hard ready to be in that same scenario

>>737151872
I mean physical feminine attributes, breasts, wide hips, small waist, female voice, ect
I definitely DONT mean femboys, that is gay

>>737151496
You're clearly a retard who can't differentiate between a entirely fictional fetish and a mental illness

>>737150329
Go back in time and unmake all their games that weren't Diablo (including Diablo 3 and Immortal).

>>737152047
>Soul vs souless

Make an anti-woke chart which is basically the reverse of their diversity chart

>>737152047
Too much.

>>737151794
warcraft 4
Warcraft 4
WARCRAFT 4
Just start the opening cinematic with "All of World of Warcraft was a fever dream"

>>737152047
Looks fake and unappealing

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>>737152047
real thing is better

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weight gain mechanics
implant mechanics
giantess mechanics

Fire every single woke and dei hire. Every single one of them. Retcon all the woke stupid shit added to WoW and bring back the WAR in World of Warcraft.
Also, someone tell Metzen that he's a man and to stop acting like a woman on her period.

they can make Warcraft 4, that picks up where warcraft 3 tft ended, they can make it a mostly casual single player game and they can make it moddable without a 1 trillion word tos that says they own all mods

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>>737150329
Realistically, nothing they can do will win me back. However, I have entertained the idea of an Overwatch Classic every now and then. Though, I can't envision a world where they'd deliver that in a satisfactory manner.

>>737152031
You are clearly too mentally ill and low iq to understand what youre actually consuming.
You watch Futa FOR the cock
Youre a gay nigger

>>737150329
Shut down World of Warcraft, forever.

>>737150329
increase ALL female ass density by 25% and make them fart too

>>737150329
they need to make actual action RPG games with the overwatch characters. since it's a first person shooter or whatever, they can make it like Destiny with threatening enemies, cool stages, and an actual story that's not shitty like Destiny outside of lore cards. It's an excellent property to work with, they just won't let their non progressive leftist workers go all out.

>>737151641
>I want half the tits futa on f offers
nani the fuck?
>>737151759
I suppose we'll have to agree to disagree

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>>737150329
>WHAT can Blizzard do to win you back?
Nothing. It's not possible. Every single thing about ActiBlizzion is to gay and transexual to ever win over a straight man. Anyone still playing ANY ActiBlizzion game is gay and/or trans. ActiBlizzion games have not appealed to straight men, ever. Blizzard died when Activision bought them. You are playing (((propaganda))), not video games.

go back in time, cancel burning crusade and StarCraft 2. make warcraft 4, the star craft mmo and never get bought out by Activision. it really is that simple

>>737150727
Holy shit the animations are so bad. You don't need full on motion matching but at least have some transition animations when switching the running direction and fix the stride IK. Even games from 10 years ago had this mostly figured out

>>737152980
it's a competitive shooter, it's more important that models look accurate to the state they're in at a given moment than for animations to transition smoothly

>>737150329
Literally nothing but certainly not nigger pandering.

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>>737152445
>increase ALL female ass density by 25% and make them fart too

>>737150329
>WHAT can Blizzard do to win you back?
Close.

>>737153087
Ah yes, accurate animations, like CS2's famous michael jackson lean.

>>737150329
>WHAT can Blizzard do to win you back?
Delete 5v5 and make 6v6 the main mode

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>>737153396
can't fit in the mecha like that.

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>>737150392
>meanwhile 2B in an eastern game
No wonder it was the most successful collab

>>737150392
look how they massacred my girl

>>737152047
>>737152142
Ok that makes sense.
The "upgraded" butt looks disgustingly fake.

>>737150587
schrodinger’s ass

>>737150329
Isn't that discrimination against trans people?

>>737152942
This, also release the real Diablo III.

>>737152193
they dropped ow classic as a limited time event, it was shit the game was insanely clunky back then
also re added 6v6 as a permanent mode and it even gets balance updates, no one plays it because 5v5 is better

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>>737153929
she makes more money elsewhere now

>>737154415
I'll tell you exactly what your problem is, you subhuman faggot.
You don't play for fun, you play to optimize and run after fotm team comps like a fag runs after children.
You deserve to have your femurs swapped around.

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>>737150723
I like the way you think

>>737150329
separate from activision and microsoft, bring back WoW's sex jokes, revert Doomfist back to a dps, remove the store from WoW, remove ilvl, remove mythics and make heroics harder, remove LFR, let me fuck pandaren girls, get rid of the blizzard launcher, give me ashes of al'ar.

>>737150329
>Nigger ass
>Buff
Holy mother of amerimutt pandering

>>737154786
going back and listening to the flirt lines on youtube made me so depressed

>>737150329
I honestly don't think they can. It's been over 20 years since blizzard made a game I care about. I'm not even angry about any of it, I just have zero interest or investment in whatever blizzard does.
My ex wife would have a better chance of getting me back.

>>737154712
err no i dont

>>737155112
>doesn't deny that he's a subhuman faggot
It's femur swapping time!

>>737150329
Left is tight neoteny.
Right is flabby dei up-age

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>>737150943
Only good use for OW

>>737150329
nothing. warcraft 3 refunded was the final straw for me.

>>737151492
Very accurate.

>"Blizzard"
Absolutely nothing will convince me to play anything microsoft makes.
I'm still sour about that wc3 disaster as well.

>>737150943
>>737153957
>>737150943
https://litter.catbox.moe/b7p1o2.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/it04zd.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/uwiu4x.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/lxpdtg.mp4

>>737150329
why are you guys looking at ass..?

>>737150329
>WHAT can Blizzard do to win you back?
Fire entire staff, replace with white men that don't have their pronouns in their email signatures.
They'll figure it out on their own.

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>>737152142
>>737154103
>irish gamers

>>737150329
Kill World of Warcraft

>>737150727
id bury my face so deep in that ass that the next one to pulling me out would become ruler of english

>>737150329
I prefer left.

>>737150329
>Warcraft 4 retcon'd back to end of TFT, they can add female draenei and other qt from wow.
>Make it an adult game with actual sex scenes and degeneracy.
Quite a challenge, isn't it? They are dead to me.

>>737150329
All any game needs to do to secure me is add a cute barefoot mesugaki.

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>>737150329
Literally the only people who still play Overwatch are faggots.

That's not even a joke. Every single person I have met who says they still play Overwatch has been gay. I have no idea why the gays love Overwatch so much, but they seem to be the primary fanbase who actually plays the game instead of just jerking off to the porn.

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>>737151581
Because I am Bi.

>>737150502
Prove it faggot

>>737162240
They are currently Blizzard's precious cashcow, making up the majority of their whales, so they have free reign to have mental breakdowns in every game and having every player in every match they join banned.

>>737150329
The smaller butt is way cuter. The ghetto booty is pandering to blacks.

fire every nonwhitemale employee

>>737150329
If they restarted main Hots development I'd go back.
If they made a single player video game I'd consider playing it
But I'm GENERALLY anti-live service vidya.

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>>737150329
Nothing. Rivals absolutely slaughtered them and their game is going to die for a third time.