We are so back!

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Obligatory smug tax

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Sex with human Chaos Elemental

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Use the better smug tax

Sex with Dang

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>>562936060
The cloud was fine, why did they change it?

>>562924297
/rsg/ went down in my sleep
runegame thread on /v/ did not

>>562938502
OSRS is beating us...

>>562936307
i like both
i assume they thought the cloud was lazy and some modeler figured he could do better

>>562936060
chaos elemental is probably my favorite reaper task

>>562938586
post mogged by clankers
granted it isnt much of a mogging

>BDJposter stops posting
>Thread archives prematurely
What are the implications of this

>>562943301
I was watching the thread but I let it die intentionally so we can have a clean slate.

>>562943370
what are you, guthix?

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>>562943568
thinking about it guthix is sort of baphomet coded isnt he?

>>562943967
craby

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think i made a lobster cry

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All I said was they're the gingers of the sea.

>>562943370
What is a clean slate? This is the exact same thread posted by the exact same gooner. They didn't even bother to change the recent updates

>>562954376
yes but with the thread dead at least there was a chance that they would fix it
as they say we live in hope

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>>562943370
>>562954376
>>562955494
Happy Easter anon

>>562938591
it was lazy, still iconic, people love it in osrs

>>562954376
I didn't make the last thread.
I did update the OP with today's news.

https://runescape.wiki/w/Specific_Skill_Pet_Bunny_appearance_token
this is funny

portent of life

>combat level 130
>necromancers are 140
been a while since i saw other players as red

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We have our backup thread on /vm/ in case this one goes down again
>>>/vm/2330203

>>562970648
Luckily pvp is completely dead.

>>562976685
duel me you coward
i'll give you like 1000 yew logs if you win

>>562978332
they're turning vamp aura into an aspect. so you just cast it every 12 minutes for upkeep. gotta choose between it and darkness, though.

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would /rsg/ approve of a day/night cycle?
if yes: even if it was tied to GMT?

>>562982149
The cycle should be much faster, like once per hour and we should have special activities that are available during certain times of day.
Maybe every hour in the middle of the night a special boss could spawn in the wilderness and then people gather to kill it for really good xp and drops.

>>562924297
Sex with Anya

>>562983073
while i'd never say no to more worldspawn bosses an hourly spawn seems too fast. people will quickly get bored or not enough people will show up because they would rather go at another hour and can

>>562985045
>three weeks later and everyone already forgot about flash events

>>562985260
in all fairness i have never done a flash event
think i saw one once

All the potential female love interests have been killed off because Jagex plans on making Amascut the player's canon love interest.

>>562990740
>All the potential female love interests have been killed off
how have the potential male love interests fared?

>>562990740
I am not opposed to this.

>BDJ poster capitulates
>thread dies
anusbros, did we get too cocky?

>>562998223
this can't be... my asshole is still getting raped by jagex on a daily basis... how will i cope with this without someone on rsg shitposting about it?

>>562985260
i haven't :(

>>562994920
It's dangerous to stand that close to the fire.

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>>562998747
how about being too close to too-hot-to-mine sky rocks?>>562998223

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did the jagex ninjas (AKA the ass-assassins) finally silence the BDJposter for spreading heresy about jagex and their doings?

>>563001393
just jacked off to this and came IMMEDIATELY

>>562943967
Amazing to think these are the sort of little furry fucks who defeated the BDJ poster.

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>>563001393
I want to be the sofa

>>562998538
I wouldn't despair. That was just the OG BDJ poster. According to the lore the BDJ poster sublimed into something greater than a mere mortal. It became a sort of eldritch entity created from the collective butt pain of assfucked Runescape players. That is what makes it so powerful. It has its own existence and consciousness. It can not be destroyed.

>>563001393
I kneel King

The thread is dying again. RuneScape 3 must live

we need BDJ more than ever...

I dont understand. How was the BDJ poster beaten by a rabbit?

>>563016473
have you ever met an armored rabbit before, anon?

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>>563001393
She's thinking about the Skull Lord

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>>563016473
>>563016596
>>563006190
are you implying this good little guy is unthreatening?

>>563018391
n-not at all, m'lord carby
i only meant to say rabbits can also be dangerous, but not as dangerous as you of course

i legitimately just looked up if mod blkwitch was still employed at jagex (she is) because if the BDJposter suddenly stopped analposting in /rsg/ at the same time blkwitch leaves jagex that'd be some god tier 4D shitposting. really committing to the bit that the BDJposter is actually mod blkwitch

>>563018391
Good Heavens no. One must never underestimate the raw cuteness capabilities of Carbies.
Its all been documented in the official history of the Battle of Bunnygrad.

"The BDJ poster offensive ground to a halt when the armored cuteness of rabbits proved impenetrable to even his most anal shitposts. The BDJ poster was thrown back in defeat, taking heavy losses as overwhelming Carbuncle support was brought in to bear. Highly mobile units of Carbies infiltrated BDJ lines of shitposting, prancing around being unbearably cute, causing chaos and shedding fur...and sometimes making small slippery poos which further impeded the BDJ poster.
The BDJ poster reeled under the combined cuteness assault, his infamous "Hahaha" being replaced with "Awww!" He became tied down, exhausted, fully immersed in cuddles, ear scratches, tummy rubs, and handing out chunks of oh so fresh crunchy carrot.
But he may well still have escaped if not for the heroic efforts of the 82nd Airborne Bunny division, who dropped behind his anus posts, thus sealing off any hope of his rescue. The BDJ poster was now thoroughly surrounded and running dangerously low on titters, chortles, and snorks.
He held out for 3 more days.
Then the giggles, sniggers, snickers, and guffaws stopped. It was over.
The BDJ poster lost 91,000 shitposts captured at Bunnygrad. Few would ever make it back to /vm/"

Nump.

>>563021080
But it would 5D if she stopped analposting while continuing to work at jagex because then that would stop you from suspecting her of being the BDJ poster.
But I do think you can rule her out anyway. Latest I saw was they had created some weird sort of hybrid Blkwitch-drone to defend the vm thread.

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Got this cute little guy.

Ring of Life

>>563038723
>3 seconds

dost poings

>>563044572
Waiting for bonds to go up.

maybe the real BDJ was the friends we made along the way

How much are giant chinchompa and kebbit meat going for? I got all the hide I needed for Apex +5 and Masterwork but not even half of the meat I need, and I'm fucking done with BGH.

>>563048553
It's not expensive, did you try buying one on GE above the suggested price?

>>563048725
Offer's been in for 200k each for days

>>563045781
why would they go up?
bond prices to the floor, viva venezuela

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2gp in store
people are lazy

>>563064865
Time is money.

>>563051115
Venezuela makes the bond prices go up, not down.

>>563064865
how much time are they wasting by waiting though
i went back and forth to the clothing shop a few times and they keep selling

>>563066790
>[
meant for >>563065365

>>563066790
>>563067784
even if it takes no time at all, that's still time that could be spent having cybersex with women behind lumbridge castle, which is worth infinitely more than 8,500gp (most egirls charge much higher ERP rates than that), sooo...

>>563084850
>NO (...) HEAD
see >>563074929

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>>563087568

>>563088914
one can only wonder how many unique posters are in the thread these days

>>563090983
admins are faggot niggers for removing the ability to see the number of unique posters

Wending through the willows,
A song upon the air.
It spirals and it frolics,
A lust upon its breath.
The words crave for purchase,

For ears to pour their course.
But silence is its partner as it dances on the ford.
Wending through the willows,
It maddens and ferments,

Wasp-like for a moment,
Then dirge of cricket legs,
Demure like a mayfly,
Then wispish as the breeze.
The song unwinds, forgets itself, and settles on the stream.
Wending through the willows,
A woodsman cups his ear.

On his palm an echo,
It sparks and tumbles in.
There it lights a bonfire,
Song burns and is reborn.
The woodsman hums it brightly, as it's loosed upon the air.

>>563098129
>The song is in D Dorian mode.
wouldn't mind a vocal-less version

>>563090983
I count at least 5

i'm still mad about them changing the fort tele shortcut

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>>563024996
In celebration of this historic victory over the BDJ poster we have unveiled a statue commemorating the "Battle of Bunnygrad"

>>563108206
what was is before?
what is it now?
personally i prefer a longcut

>>563108181
I know there are at least two Dang posters, one rabbit poster, one carby poster and the other one is the "I-havent-had-a-shit-in-weeks" poster.

>>563109578
it was alt+W but they took that for Wendledick instead of just making it "H" for Havenhythe
now it's shift+F

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>>563109997
ok then 6
I'm chicken man

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>>563024996
Here is an image showing some of the shitposts taken Prisoner of War at the Battle of Bunnygrad.

>>563110939
needs more guffaws

>>563110389
F for forinthry makes more sense than W for wilderness to be fair

I wish you guys would stop this Eastern front reenactment its giving me terrible flashbacks to HoI3

>>563109997
Naive of you to assume that there's no overlap between them.

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>>563111560
Its was a terrible defeat

>>563112017
I always understood it as an ALTernate-Wildy, cuz it is

>>563114000
kek, I meant alternative

>>563113403
even if they do overlap less iconic anons like me weren't included so it all balances out

>>563112017
i'm just mad they changed it

>>563114917
that much i can appreciate
nobody like opening the cupboard only to find someone moved all the plates somewhere else

or the fact that they removed slings
i still don't know why they did that

>>563116360
EoC had the unfortunate effect of making all weapons in the same tier effectively the same.

>>563116742
but they were so much more stylish than the chargebow
had they removed the chargebow instead we would still have bows but now we don't have any slings, closest things are the bolas

>>563117060
in fact i misremembered the timeline and chargebows weren't even in the game prior to removing slings it's the same item with a different appearance

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I haven't been active in Runescape since 2012. Which update(s) are considered the worst updates post-2012 /rsg/?

>>563118925
The botched sixth age ending and Dead and Buried.

>>563119214
6th age ended? So are we in the 7th age now? How does an age last only a few canonical years?

>>563119991
I don't know if Gielinor considers the sixth age to have ended but new quests list "Age of Chaos" as the current age.
The events that occurred are arguably significant enough to warrant an age change even if it was short.

https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/road-to-restoration---graphical-rendering-improvements

pls give one daily free reaper reset

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Looking back, should Armadyl have died instead of Bandos?

>>563131078
Armadyl is fine even if he is a faggot.

>>563131078
Armadyl because he is a faggot

>>563113418
The Dangwaffe couldn't fly in enough supplies?

>>563127293
yeah, didn't you used to get like 5 free rerolls per day before he got pissed? Now you have to burn through all your slayer points to get a task you want. it sucks.

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Even the BDJposter commander was taken captive. Here he is surrendering to the Bunnies.

>>563134305
i'd just be fine with one or two chances, as long as it rerolls every day

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During the height of Battle of Bunnygrad, when the fighting was at its most brutal, an Angel appeared overhead to inspire the Bunnies and Carbies.
They call her "The Angel of Bunnygrad"
Here is a picture of her.

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>>563118925
Welcome back anon. You've missed a lot since 2012, what brought you here?

>>563119991
new godwars

https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/road-to-restoration---graphical-rendering-improvements
>Here's what we've heard you say:
>Environments and aspects of the player avatar can look like they are made of "playdough".

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would it be better for necromancy to be a supplemental combat style
or for prayer and summoning to be more direct?

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yours

two chatty lads at the evil tree today

>>563181692
What is even worth getting from the evil tree?

>>563183442
20mins free log porting
it's really overdue for an update

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>>563183918
>it's really overdue for an update
that describes half the content on this game

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>>563185864
true but i was chatting with one of the evil tree fellas and got to mentioning the falling star update with things to grind for instead of runes and xp and how evil tree could use the same

>>563187954
i would grind for the star sprite pet if it was a hot anime catgirl loli instead of a little green nigga

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>>563192547
could be worse

>>563159315
i should've swapped prayer and summoning so that everything goes clockwise

>>563192758
i want to beat this thing to death with a brick

>>563199568
the "fangs" are too wide so it looks like it has cheek teeth
absolute screaming heebie jeebies

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Anybody play Dragon Wilds? Thoughts on Dowdun Reach?

>>563202262
I already play runescape so I don't feel a need to play any of the other two worse runescapes.

>>563202262
god, i remember setting this picture as my laptop wallpaper back in like 2007 or 2008 or some shit. back when i was just a little guy i thought this picture was the hardest shit on the internet. i remember my mom bitching about it because it was "too violent" and that i "shouldn't be playing such violent games". little did she know i was just talking to other 12 year olds in world 30 POH parties, getting my ass kicked in clan wars and castle wars, and clicking on rocks and trees.
thank you for reading my blogpost and also i miss being a kid so much it's unreal

>>563145904
is she glamgal's real form?

>>563202625
wish castlewars had bots so i could farm the armor

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My wife invited me over to her poh again

>>563205274
i wish rs3 pvp wasn't ass so people would want to play safe pvp minigames for fun again
>>563206663
sex with dang in the middle of the menagerie

>>563207390
With all her pets watching?

>>563207390
>sex with ̶d̶a̶n̶g̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶m̶i̶d̶d̶l̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ the menagerie
Disgusting.

>>563207390
even if the pvp was world class i'm shit at it so stomping bots for 10% the tickets would still be preferrable

Threesome with the Twin Furies

>>563216556
ironically that would be soloing

>>563186374
I still cant believe this defeated the BDJposter

>/rsg/ - rabbit supporter general

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I am a believer.

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>>563225571
Her and Dang having rough passionate tsundere sex

>>563225765
Now the BDJposter has been vanquished I only come to this thread for posts like this.

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I've bought out every single non-Aura thing I could buy with Loyalty Points, and 10x of each and every consumable and still have this amount of Loyalty Points remaining.

What the fuck do I even do with these before they expire?

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You need to have faith.

>>563228226
buy more consumables

>>563206663
How much money does richfag even have?? This looks crazy

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>>563228770
I have faith mommy

>>563207975
not just watching, but joining in even
>>563213334
you havent lived until youve fucked a girl while she sucks off one of her pets

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>>563214507
I miss how things were back in 2006 and 2007 when you could have fun in PvP and even get a few kills while still being absolute shit at PvP because the skill required to play runegame was so low any idiot could do it. Now the skill window for combat is so high that PvP just is not fun anymore. A high skill window for combat is great for PvM, but it's shit for PvP. Even on Old School runegame combat has become so sweaty that PvP is ass there now too (though not as ass as RS3, but still). PvP should always follow the KISS principle but we're too far removed from that for it to ever be enjoyable on runegame ever again :(

>>563228105
i miss the BDJposter so much. these threads just aren't the same without some guy talking about my asshole getting violently and non-consensually penetrated...

>>563243914
Ikr? Me too, I miss that anus obsessed poster like you wouldn't believe.
I mean the Dang posters are still going, thank God, otherwise there would be no point visiting this thread, but there is only so much gooning I can do before my balls run dry.

>>563247145
my balls have already run dry because of the influx of dang posts. i've simply gooned myself empty. it's my asshole that's lonely now... i never thought i'd see the day inshallah

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>>563254148
We live in terrible times Brother. We must call upon divine forces to offer us a path to salvation

Well I hope the rabbit poster is proud of himself. See what you have done? Reduced this brave BDJ admirer to desperation.Look!

>someone better start posting guffaws, giggles, and snickers RIGHT NOW. someone mention a monstrous tallywhacker entering my ass NOW!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy now Mr Rabbit poster?
Oh yes I am sure you are celebrating your triumph over the BDJ poster. Putting up statues and documenting your "glorious" victory. But did you ever stop to consider for just one moment the human fall out? No, of course not! Too busy munching on your juicy fresh carrots, digging burrows and breeding like...uh...rabbits! You animal!

bunnies fuck my ass

>sign of life

>>563265805
>sign of the bunny

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"And so it was. Following the defeat of the BDJ poster a new order was established in /rsg/. They called themselves "The Sign of the Bunny". They took sacred vows to defend THE ONE TRUE RUNESCAPE THREAD from all shitposters, spammers, trolls, and copypasta. Proudly they held up the severed heads of all those foolish enough to break the law. In some circles it was quietly whispered that /rsg/ had merely swapped one tyrant for another. But in the meantime the Anons happily went about posting their doings and peace prevailed"

This is just what rsg is now, a bunch of slopposting. Not even "removing" mtx could save this game.

>>563243595
there was a very brief window during the EoC beta where the vast majority of runegame opponents were less familiar with hotbars than me that i could get away with some pubstomping in the duel arena
but being a beta there weren't even material gains to be had

>>563270090
>This is just what rsg is now,
>save this game.
goalposts moving in real time, gone are rsgs glory days but rs3 is nearly 100k playercount at 10am and maybe two thirds of the people i've spoken to in game recently are players returning this year

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Yes, it just terrible what has happened to Runescape. But be brave and have faith. In the meantime look towards the heavens and thou shall be rewarded.

>>563272061
>he still thinks believes the player count on the main website is exclusively RS3 players

>>563273818
>he doesn't know i only checked the runescape website after seeing the steam playercount is only 1500

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speaking of steam numbers i never would have guessed dragonwilds had the biggest playercount on there

>>563274713
That's because you dragonwilds is the only one you can't play without steam.

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>>563275429
shoutout to the one 2026 chronicle player out there

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If only we had an in-game version, even if stripped down to the bare minimum mechanics it was a fun game.

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bunscape

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>>563289298
bunsc apes? bit harsh to call em that

>>563293001
we're all just apes on a tiny rock spinning through the endless void
nothing matters at all
and that's why you should use every slur possible whenever possible

i won

>>563289298
what! what's that little guy doing??? what are his plans?????

>>563297037
he ran under the fence when i stepped forward for questions
clearly up to something nefarious
maybe he's the BDJ taking form of rabbit

>>563297370
BDJ would never take the form of a bun
even if this guy >>563258763 says so

>>563297951
sand casino sand casino sand casino

https://files.catbox.moe/igy4a4.mp4

this video honestly best encapsulates my reaction to the BDJposter leaving these threads

>>563297951
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GONNA DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL

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>>563297951
>>563298052
*crack*
*sip*
yep those were the days

ready for complete aura removal?

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>>563308578
been f2ping since my return so as far as im concerned auras were already removed

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>>563302847

>>563308578
Fuck no, I need penance for my afk strength training at abby beasts.

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>>563320430

if you lived in runegame would you bother burying thousands of bones for the slight power provided?

>>563331232
I can't be bothered to even lift weights so no, it's nameless level 2 man life for me

>>563333380
reckon ranged would be a no brainer, just taking pot-shots at goblins from across the river with a chargebow while anons fish or something would be comfy

When will Jagex buff masterwork melee armor to have the same stats and life bonus and mage and ranged? How the fuck is the metal armor set not the tanky one?

>>563336801
when they realize
never

deaths office

When they revamp the ge I hope they put a cap on tax. No one is trading phats on the ge right now because of the ridiculous 1-2b loss per trade. osrs has a cap on ge tax.

i hope they put a cap on me because im simply too based and if jagex does not put a limit on me i will overwhelm the game with my large penis

I'm farming Chaos Elemental rn for the Dragon 2H. What's the longest dry streak you guys have ever gotten for a boss, anons?

>>563358218
not my worst streak but i went ~240 kills at spooder with no legs

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My runegamer waifu

>>563373612
N

>>563373612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un_qj6YVRp0

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>only a 8% chance to get equilibrium 2 with 9 manufactured comps

>>563355928
frankly i hope they ramp the tax up to combat the constant inflation
picking up 1m should not feel like picking up 1k just a decade ago

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>>563376226
what you gonna do timmy?

if there are black knights and white knights why not other coloured knights with their own zany religious doctrines?

>>563398715
pride knights

i'm finishing my comp cape soon, what's the best way to get the dungeoneering golden rocks ? ED3 trash runs ?

>>563404914
yes a blue one for poofs a pink one for dykes a magenta one for the greedy a brown one for darkies a red one for the mutilated et cetera

>>563405782
i think the start of ed2 gives you more targets to kill, between the slimes and the spiders
but i did that several years ago so ymmv

do the citizenry of gielinor regularly attend church?

>>563406128
got them both from 2 full ED3 runs, all the way to killing Amby (got nothing of note).

>>563404914
>the pride knights wearing blue and pink armor have a 41% chance of killing themselves at random

>>563414167
yes? you can even ring the bell in one of the churches (I think lumbridge) and get a message that you're confusing the fuck out of the villagers

>>563417302
nice work anon

>>563420206
see it's all the churches and altars that make me wonder
because there are very few npcs in them

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>>563420349
this game does not take place on a sunday
ever
inshallah we are trapped in eternal monday

bunny

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bunn

>>563433313
why no coffee in runegame?
there is tea
there is hot chocolate
there is even nettle tea

so who do vampyres pray to?
do they have their own prayer/spellbooks?

>>563414167
Why would they if they know that every god with a following has been banished?

>>563449141
do they know? we're getting a whole new blood sucking society in havenhythe

>>563438275
runegame is british and brits get erections over tea, therefore no coffee allowed because it's the antithesis of their stupid fuckin tea
>>563446345
zaros originally then zamorak after drakan helped him overthrow zaros. no prayers/spell book but they do practice something called haemalchemy which is kind of just blood magic but it's more alchemy based than magic based
>>563449141
same reason people still worshipped gods after the third age, cause the gods still exist and can grant you power and gifts. gods can still interact with the world in every way possible short of physically setting foot on the planet, and there's still always the possibility the edicts will fail again as they did in the 6th age, or that people can travel to whatever world their god now resides on, especially since the world gate is public domain

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>>563432031
carbunny

>>563451413
>gods can still interact with the world
I'm not seeing any proof of that.

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I think its time to celebrate diversity in Runescape.
I know you boys just love diversity.

>>563455910
WE

>>563451798
https://runescape.wiki/w/Prayer

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>>563466093
The future of Runescape

>>563467075
ok, mod jack

>>563467075
mazel tov

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Roosters ( often called "cocks" ) and chickens have always played an important part in Runescape.
Look at this big black cock

>>563467075
>>563476581
nah

>>563476581
I am indeed waiting for evil (black) chicken suit in rs3

>>563481240
Yes you did. You looked at that big black cock and you liked it. Just like your mother. Admit the truth Anon. No need for your lies now.

>>562924297
Where the mesugaki vampires at?

https://secure.runescape.com/m=news/a=13/patch-notes-aura-overhaul

Fuck I didn't have the siphoning aura unlocked so I don't get the new one for free.

>>563467075
the only future runescape has is one where big daddy jagex rapes you in the ass
giggle, guffaw, snicker
...god, i miss the BDJposter :(

>>563498574
oh right it's monday

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>>563498574
holy shit, aurascape is dead, now i can do what I want for however long I want
I also only play in short, autistic bursts that last 2 or 3 months and tend to create a new character every time. this update's built for me

some retarded paki designed this aura removal plan guaranteed
what is this piece of shit
vamp and penance completely unusable

>>563512048
putting them on different spellbooks was certainly a choice
how's the rune cost? haven't logged in yet

besides auras what other effects could/should be converted into spells?

>>563520643
Not spells but spa and bonfire buffs should be permanent

>>563520917
spa is a little out of the way but i like bonfires as they are you can burn logs basically anywhere

>>563521503
But it's just busywork. It's not like it provides mechanical depth or something. You always want the buff.

>>563521747
whole game is just busywork, campires giving warmth is cosy as hell

>>563520917
Bonfire is now worthless. Can't even use it when using the new vitality totem. Totem is 1000% better, too.

Can now get permanent 12.6k health.
>+9900 99 constitution
>+495 boon of het
>+200 reaper crew
>+500 font of life
>+1500 vitality totem

Then with a 90 minute thermal bath
>+297
for 12,892 health before any equipment buffs if you use tank armor.

like, what's the point of war's upgrades now? Half of them are for bonfires that no one will use. I have a feeling war's retreat is gonna be yeeted when they upgrade construction to 120, desu.

reading the feedback about the aura removal you would think im the only nigga who has hated that shit since day 1
they could have removed them all with zero compensation or buffs and I would still have wanted it

>>563525058
stay real my anon

Darkness should become a permanent passive that scales with your agility with it having the 20% dodge chance at level 99.

>>563498574
kek I literally used surefooted last night with the spirit beast, and never used it before that. Glad I got to do that at least

>>563534642
Anon, If you worked at Jagex they'd fire you for even suggesting that. It makes too much sense.

powercreep enjoyers could be here he thought to himself

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why is there a crossbow tier below bronze?
why do ranged and magic get a 'crossbow' and 'staff' but melee gets no basic sword item?

>he didn't play before eoc

>>563551328
they can remove defunct items my anon

>>563551426
you still miss the sling huh

>>563551713
so much

>>563554171
Why is this still in the game but they had to remove my mining and smithing flyers?

>>563555378
i can only assume there is spaghetti attached to certain items
same reason certain quest items have dedicated storage and others are banished

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>The Road to Restoration

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Oh hey, that's neat, I guess.

>>563555798
speaking of quest items they need to add the fixed device to the quest storage box. once you start plagues end you can never make another one since the npc that makes it is killed off. it's a fun little item and should be available.

I finished farming my Bonecrusher!

>>563573170
A bunny a day keeps the BDJ poster away.
I for one welcome our new Overlords.

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in this thread we appreciate trailcams

>>563577874
In the presence of our Masters we must bow.

alternatively they could even add a defunct sword

>>563604036
need paizuri

>>563604036
built for gang rape

dead thread

>>563604036
Mommy Dang milkers

>>563622674
why did BDJposter leave these threads :(

>>563622674
death is natural
necromancy is not

>>562936307
I can't even find the old lesser demons but those were my favorite. I hated the demon update. I know it was like 15 years ago but still. Demons look like shit in rs3.

>>563630779
https://runescape.wiki/w/Lesser_demon#Graphical_updates

>>563630779
I hated the redesign they did for demons back in RS2, the 2004 designs were the best and most soulful.

>>563623606
>why did BDJposter leave these threads :(
Short story? He was defeated by rabbits and carbies.
Long story? He made the mistake of admitting a fondness for small soft furry animals. This was used against him at the Battle of Bunnygrad where a combined Rabbit and Carbuncle counteroffensive managed to surround and defeat the BDJ poster. He was simply unable to fight against such overwhelming cuteness. His defeat was total.

That's the official history anyway. There are alternative theories to explain his absence. Among these is the interesting theory that the
BDJ poster is actually some sort of ethereal entity created by the collective butt hurt of all Runescape players. Which is a chilling thought because that means he may now have transformed into a rabbit or carbuncle himself.

training strength is using up my div charges

>>563655286
so use non-degradeables?
what is the xp/h loss from switching to t70?

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>>563644153

mod blkwitch adopting a pet bunny and then raping runescape players with help from her bunny

>>563668648
the easter bunny does not engage in rape

>>563668962
what about all those casket he gave me that only produced like 10k

>>563672056
fraudulent lotteries have a much lower penalty than rape