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Blessing this thread

>>563252996
oh my god mommy

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I love Hailey so much bros. This is my favorite skin

>>563252996
>>563253754
HOOOOOOOOOOLY

shit thread

>>563254752
YOU ARE NIGGER

>>563254752
>I am tranny and I eat poop
That was what I read RAJESH

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Viessa is a gold medalist

>>563254752
Yeah the jeet is really making us look bad

Post images of your most beloved lovey dovey sweetheart

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5 days until Viessa gigabuffs

>>563256176
I can't
its way too lewd for a blue board, but it's me and Sharen sitting next to each other holding hands

>>563256385
Did they say what they're doing to her

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having to do 38 waves twice for the hq order is miserable

>>563256170
Why are obsessed with indians my friend. Honestly. OP is white and mentally ill coomer

>>563257329
is it better than the alternative?

>>563258101
perhaps, I'm not yet sure about that

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first for Luna's butt

>>563260176
>luna dancing on the mass grave of vulgus younglings after committing acts of terrorism

>>563260502
Vulgus don't have kids they are mass produced clones

>>563260586
That's Albion propaganda you imperialist slut

bump

>>563260176
Ah iku- ikuuu!

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there should be more outfits for guide

>>563260176
need to capture the ult dance moves while on her hover board in this outskin

Sharen ancestor modules have moved in with male modules, dismantled without regret

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>making steady progress raping 60 catalysts into valby
Sirs, please rape valby throughout the weekend.

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This hole is so pretty

Is this the last weekend to farm ice maiden?

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>>563264317

>>563265664
>the butt thrusts
Needs rape

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Goooooooooooood morning, or night for (you) muricans

>>563265324
That is correct, 4d23h on maiden, minus 2 days on ETA shop. Going to be farming her myself today

if there is any EU cuties that want to get together to make some webms together lmk........... afraid the upcoming Oldschool runescape league is going to gigaconsume me for 4-8weeks

>>563264247
>>563264387
Thank you for posting my wife

So which general invaded and made /tfd/ 95% virgin

>>563266618
I've always been a virgin, since 1982.

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>>563265664
Luna is the only goddess

>>563266824
I'm surprised you can still work a computer, gramps.

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>>563265024
ai is awesome. HOLY FUCK

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>>563267340
Thats actually really good damn, i couldnt get any good results when trying last night. Think i just suck at prompting

>>563266863
ugh i cant decide, Luna or Serena...

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>>563267604
Serena = wife
Luna = mistress

>>563252996
no hebes - no play

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>>563268870
based

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>need a slutty skin thats compatible with most
>also urge to buy office lady because of my nylon fetish and also urge to buy gym outfit because of the massive ass
>can't decide
Fuuucckkk I wish the sharen oasis outfit and the shadow commander head would be compatible with everyone too

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Ines' fat tits.

>>563270085
eh
ive seen fatter

>>563270480
Yeah Hailey and Serena

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>>563268870
I can get behind this. Serena#1 wife always yepyep. Definitely not biased after sitting 20min in photmode with Serena then another 20min trying to loop the webm perfectly for no apparent reason

>>563269532
Only 5 days left until lingerie for best wife!

>>563265024
This hole was made for me

Tanlines for Harris and Sharen when?

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/v/ thread got pruned?

>>563272452
Getting forced to shoot sun lotion across Harris' sun baked skin while Sharen sticks her electricity tipped tongue into your ear as they both jerk you off

My ice maiden has been going into the ice globe phase a lot quicker, am I pushing too hard? I don't have enough damage to dps her down before she deploys the globe.

>>563273817
*unzips*

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>>563274389
You mean the big sphere, or the explosion. You can stagger out the sphere by leaving an easy breakpoint exposed, I usually leave the knees. For the explosion she'll only start it up at a certain stagger bar about 20-30%, you can see it if you scan.

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I have returned after an unproductive break only to find my Jayber has changed.
Why am I back to having to press two buttons to use turrets again? I thought he was in a good place.

>>563276365
Is instant cast on?

>>563276365
Nell my love...

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>>563276396
Oh, is that something they added?
... or is it something I had on before but some update broke it? Last time I was here was when we still had Alpha about.

>>563276746
It's off by default

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>>563267340
Mhmm... interesting, I didn't expect anyone to make the tiddies bigger

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>>563278461
What about this ?

>>563279758
Fuck I wish I had grok premium

>>563252996
so is this a game where I can play as her and she's actually that big and they jiggle around while you move, or is this like FF14 where everyone just posts modded screenshots but the actual game is a bunch of nothing

>>563279758
Wow she is really good at this

>>563283850
There's jiggle physics by default and you can make them stronger in the options. But no, the OP is blatantly fake lol

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Do I get anything for doing this shit? I did one and it was retarded

>>563283850
No this game has real looking women not obese weebbrain balloontit garbage.

>>563286791
hater

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>>563283850
This is what you actually get, i grok'd the pic earlier but didnt think it would get used for OP lol, sorry for the bait gigamilker anon

>>563287692
Fat fetishist

>>563285774
I did all of them and all you get are some records unlocked in the library.

>>563289826
Theres one that gives you the obliviant chest piece though

>>563290240
What? Which one? I did all four he had listed and I don't remember getting anything other than records.

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>>563290387
It was a secret quest added with the Dia update I believe, cant remember how I exactly started it but try this https://youtu.be/HFg7ew4HO6E
Pic rel is the chest attachment
Its pretty rare and very easy to miss

>>563290635
Oh that thing. I've had that forever. Sorry, I got confused at what you were talking about.

>>563289458
grok, make her show me the middle finger while staring intensely at me

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>>563276994
'aight, turned it back on, I now need only push half as many buttons. Looks like they fiddled with controls in general, that must have been what did it.

>>563276365
And now I'm caught up on the storyline.
That five minute long unskippable cutscene with Dia moaning as she gets tentacled was a bit excessive, desu. Dia looks fun and is the closest thing to an ice samurai I'll probably see in this game but I kind of don't want to pony up the caliber to cover her ass cheeks, so I might skip out again until ult Esiemo. He's out in a month, right?

I havent played asscendant since this dancing emote...fun times.
https://files.catbox.moe/9h7gc0.webm

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>>563291789
Best i could get

>>563295317
made me twitch, thank you mommy

>>563295317
creepy

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Good place to farm reactor for Ines? tingling mech crit dmg/skill cooldown, hardmode executioner non guaranteed or void vessel guaranteed + maybe lots from mobs?

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>mfw I get a module called "edging shot"

>>563295317
Needs her legs open

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>>563269532
office lady is worth it

bump

>>563299170
mission mobs drop more reactors than colossus

>>563294001
dead link

>can't change weapon modules during mission
>mission ended up taking longer
sigh

Post bikini shots/webms

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>>563315582
I werent around last summer unfortunately, but we are already 2/3rd on the way towards next ones, if you count from last christmas, blink and we'll have poolparty albion with microbikinis everywhere lfg

>>563309338
nice thanks, gonna try some vessel bridge runs then

>Anais: I know your past is traumatic Dia, and that you were brainwashed to murder countless humans or you are a clone who did that or whatever, so while designing your combat gear I went ahead and gave you the same mask that Karel gave you and you wore when you were mind controlled and slaughtering countless humans
>that way, whenever you see yourself in the mirror or you even just look at your gear when putting it on, you will be reminded of that time, and also anyone who survived one of their battles with you will see it and shit their pants every time
What did she mean by this
Why do this

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>>563319903
Anais is mother material

>>563317898
i remember all the slutty pool parties WC did last summer

>>563323749
>all the slutty pool parties
I swear, I was cumming like every fucking day with how many sluts there were running around.

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I'm guessing the Karel final battle update will also be the release of new bikinis and the return of the swimming pool.

I hope they fix hard mode colossi then too.

>>563326759
>I hope they fix hard mode colossi then too.
What's wrong with them?

>>563326759
I swear if they dont upgrade the pool ill be upset

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>>563326759
after Karel, who are we fighting next, the magisters?

>>563330773
The devs

>>563330773
the child support with how many babies im gonna put into you

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>>563331363
perfect

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>>563333412
10/10 would lick the arche off those glossy latex stirrup tights

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I think a flower necklace bikini like this would do really well.

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>>563335045
The best to ever do it...

>>563333837
What if you put a finger in her robobutthole?

>>563335981
then you get the shock nuts

I want Sharen to turn me into anon sashimi it would be so hot

>didn't like freyna that much compared to bunny
>realize you can farm defenses with her and go afk
im sorry miss freyna I will kiss your ankles im sorry

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>>563339432
you better

>>563335045
i wonder if they will preview the next bikinis this stream

>>563335045
i always see images like this and I just imagine how tiny their nipples are

>>563335873
Luna wearing this would be majestic

DEVSTREAM WHENCE?
I need a content

>>563348825
14th

bump

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Axion Plains look good now

>>563360249
Too bad it's raining and foggy 99% of the time

Ice Maiden a shit, who's the next colossus?

>>563366530
The abyss colossi aren't even fun.

>>563366875
I've noticed but I need to do it to work on my bonus shop items

>>563366530
storm hanger. prepare for those orange balls with crazy dmg

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gn /tfdg/

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>>563361948
>Oh no my character is always wet and shiny

Sirs, rape the valby.

>>563369034
serena learning from luna

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>>563369034
gn, and gm /tfdg/

>>563369637
hooooooooly

>>563373639
Learning what:O

>spend all my time making my own game
>have no time to play vidya
>when i do play vidya I feel guilty im not working on my game
When's the next big update coming for the game? Like, new missions or another descendant?

eos status?

>>563374676
This Thursday

>>563374676
next thursday

>>563260176
I respect the gooks so much for embracing the coom
The need to release an outfit for luna with just pasties and a bandaid over her pussy

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hmmm, is this poop

>>563380470
Not bad but not great

>>563380576
crit seems to have fallen out of favor on the leaderboards, did they add crit resistance to VEP challenge?

>>563380576
well i looked into it, infected weapon and it's supporting module are why skill power has overtaken crit for Freyna and Bunny at least, more consistent high output damage.

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Is it the angle or do regular luna actually have better designed gluteus maximus ? Also why cant i open photomode without canceling emote, if im emoting in photomode these 2 qts just see me standing there idling right...?

>>563382868
could just be the lighting. and yes

Ingame chat is constantly spammed with sale offers, anyone does that? Do ppl really buy ancestors? How much caliber did you make?

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>>563385527
People who buy ancestors must be retarded, or chasing top spots on leaderboards. Theres zero content that requires it. Almost makes me feel sad for the poors that tries to sell

>>563385527
i snatch up people offering cheap unrolled, someone dumped all their freyna mods on me for 60c and i got a tech/tech/cd all gold out of it, i also see people wtb bulk unrolled for males which are always cheap, i personally dismantle them out of principle as the thought of expanding and catalyzing a male descendant is repulsive.

>>563386486
>text over fingernail

Trading should never have been added, in the end we got the worst version, riven trading, and in due time we are gonna get all the riven mafia bullshit.

>>563389425
being able to buy from offline people basically just shits on the system before it begins, not to mention their website itself is poorly optimized and cumbersome to search for the exact stats you want because it refreshes the search every time you fill out a dropdown menu.

>>563253754
>size
is this a mod or something

Kek RR spam really ticks off some people

>>563391048
you can tell who doesn't have their settings turned off when they exit dungeon or type something, some guy thanked me for testing his FPS.

if you want to really piss some people off i think Wave of Light circles are still unaffected by the setting.

>>563386486
i just like feeling super tuff super strong donkwalkin on axion mobs, stopping to rez people standing in damage puddles just to watch them die again because i can tank it

>>563391169
Hah gonna try this

>>563391169
Nothing is worse than blair

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>>563375706
we fine

>>563396791
>EOS troon posting lost ark characters here
Yeah, that is a multi-thread doomtranny from Resetera, doesn't play a single video game, unironic redditor, servant of Israel and the pedophile elite.

AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH
I WANT TO FUCK HAILEY

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wew lads

>>563366530
>>563368963
wait
wasnt there another lightning guy that had a pretty cool armor worth farming
why are we going to storm hanger already

>>563382868
tits too small
good thing we are getting VDF somewhere in 2040

>>563398832
heh
hehehehe

>>563402882
you just know

>>563402882
holy based Dia player

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Unpopular opinion: I miss when games didnt have weekly dev streams to showcase everything planned for the future, i just want to log in one day and go ???? WHAT ARE THOSE

Now that i think about it, i could literally just not check youtube/reddit/twitter etc, yeah im a retard and chronically online. Just take this bump

>>563421742
babygirl is a obese balding 35 year old porn addicted male btw.
>inb4 still based

>>563421807
It's made for the new generation of people and I seriously don't get it either. Like they will unironically say games need a "road map" and "weekly dev streams" and have a "battlepass". I can't even rationalize why they think this way, but I have seen this argument a lot on the steam forums by kids.

>>563422081
Imagine trying to divine the mental gender of someone in a funny screenshot where their gender is completely irrelevant. Sounds like Resetera and LGBT/SJW era mental illness

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I can't wait for the Ines and Viessa gigabuffs this week

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>>563422426
>Sounds like Resetera and LGBT/SJW era mental illness
Idk what that even means, was trying to be funny :( might have unconciously implied myself with it, except im not fat anymore

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>>563422983
If they don't bring this skin back, I'm gonna join the EoS spammers!

>>563422983
Post more Ines in a bikini pls

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>>563252996
soulless general

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>>563421807
>>563422426
never liked "road maps" that almost every studio makes after they released their game, they're giving players guarantees and most of time they never follow through their road map because shit happens

>>563421807
dev streams would be better if they leave a bit of mystery, not showcasing every single thing. streams would be shorter too.

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>>563424818
>>563424191

>>563430152
Holy fuck

>>563430152
this emote is all i want if they brought it back

>>563426790
Delicious looking legs and feet holyyy

>>563429917
>>563430152
I love doing this emote in Albion. Anytime someone stops by I'm hoping they're pumping their cock for me and imagining spraying thick ropes all over my ass.

>>563434391
erm.. bwo?

>>563430152
>>563429917
shooting my suncreen over her back

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I wasn't around for the previous abyss boss, so I spent this weekend grinding out the whole shop (except for male armors)
Also, I actually like playing as Serena now that she's not just a RR bomber.
>but she's just a KGL spammer
and I much prefer it to fighting the RR camera shake

>>563436160
Yes? Are you confused about something I said?

>>563369637
holy fuark

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>>563369637
hngghh

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>>563437217
I like Serena too and i didnt even know you could press F to go faster like that wtf, thanks i guess.

In other news, im 99% sure this webm being posted somewhere back in 2024 got me into TFD first time

>>563442140
Don't have to be serena for that boost. Just sub-attack right at the end of a grapple.
Need mid-air maneuvering of course.

>>563442140
the camcorder webm goes crazy hard

>>563442140
>>563443362
Its like old DSP

>>563369637
Holy fucking PAWG

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will she ever be playable?

>>563447367
She will be introduced as a new descendant and during a story mission, in a dialog she will randomly mention that she gives her bf Keelan a sloppy spitty blowjob everyday when they come home after finishing missions. She will say he grabs her head with both hands and roughly throatfucks her with his massive 12" cock until he cums and it shoots out of her nose.

Then she will say that the magisters are above humanity and she finds humans and descendants disgusting...

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>>563447367
Pretty sure she's dead bro.

Also, we need this as a lounge pose.

>>563448013
>she gives her bf Keelan a sloppy spitty blowjob
poor Ines must be devastated, who will comfort her?

>>563447367
>reusing Serena's face model
lol

>>563448035
How did she die? And why would they create such a sexo design just to waste it?

>>563451459
the headband is so cute

>finished through vanilla stage order
>try S01 missions
>have to go through hard mode dungeons
>can't survive the first room
so... what now?

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>>563452820
Well nonny, what do people usually do when they die quickly in games? No, not ragequit... Build some defence!(Meaning put on some hp modules on your descendant and get HP+DEF on components)

>>563455003
>what do people usually do when they die quickly in games?
Let anons carry them in exchange for being their cumdump?!

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>>563452820
grind, level up your wife and weapon, mess around with modules and cores

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>>563455257
Ummm... That is also.. Perhaps.. An option.. Yeah..

>>563455003
>>563455740
what I'm wondering is where do I grind now? should I keep getting stuff in dungeons, overworld map from the last map or try another season story to unlock more stuff before going back to hard mode

>>563452820
increase capacity on your sluts and add survivalbility or build them for survivalbility. max range max duration max skill builds are fun though, but you need to cut back and add survivalbility for now until you can afford the capacity

>>563456090
>>563456090
Hard to say without a bit more context, like what descendant&weapon you got, have you started enhancing modules? Used any activator or/and catalysts(aka donuts) on weapon/descendants? Thinking back, i do remember getting my ass kicked first time i got to hardmode, was probably when i started checking new/returning player guide on youtube to get a basic understanding of everything in the game, OrneryBiscuit has a recent good vid on YT. But im gonna sleep, hope someone else can help, gl!

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>>563456090
i started grinding in broken boundary and void vessel but mostly in the former

>>563456609
>>563456920
modules I just leveled up few of them, specially the hook one and the unique for each character, I don't have an specific girl as a main, played the entire thing with the 3 first ones you get (ice one, bunny and poison one), weapons the only thing I did was level up the unique ones I got with quest and the big electric cannon given from season pass, there are still stuff locked behind mastery, I'm still 11. And I do have like 4 of those items to increase capacity but didn't use any because of what I mentioned, I still don't have a main to focus my resources and I don't know how hard is to get these after the main quest and tutorial

>>563451459
>>563455003
>>563455740
>>563455837
>>563458573
>>563462242
Thanks for posting my wife

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>>563458993
Mid-air maneuvering is the hook you want to use. That slot increases your capacity btw, instead of using it up.
Using either Freyna or Bunny are your best bet right now. Do you have contagion for Freyna? It's a transcended (red) mod. If yes, then Freyna would probably be best to use.
Use a Toxic + Tech reactor (this is important), any components with max HP on them, but aim for the plague set (drops in sigma sector, if you can run this, do it)
put an HP module on, max level you can afford. Nimble fingers for CD, toxic amplification and/or power increase for damage + a range module (learn to use the search bar)

The battle pass weapon is pretty strong, especially because it also works as a boss killer. (right click changes the mode)
Use "rifling reinforcement", "fire rate up" and if you have it "action and reaction". Max those first. (later levels get more expensive, it's probably better to spread the levels around, or go to 8/10) If you have some capacity to spare, add "electric enhancement" and then "better insight". "Spray and pray" is also nice if you have ammo problems and already got some crit rate.
Thunder cage is also very strong.

Now there's a bit of an annoying part. Most descendants at this point have a "better", ultimate version. And the catalysts that you use on the normal version doesn't get carried over, without a rare item. (Photon imprinter)
They only give that one away during Ult descendant releases, so at least a month away.
Depending on how you feel on "wasting" catalysts, it's probably better to build up a weapon first and walk around with unbuilt descendants, until you get an ultimate.
Ultimate bunny is relatively easy to farm though. I got her within 2 weeks of starting the game. Ult freyna has lower drop rates on her parts.

Also check out HQ standing orders at eckert. He gives easy missions to unlock more descendants and weapons.


Sorry for the wall of text, have a pic of freyna's butt, as apology.

>>563458993
Get Thunder Cage from Eckert first
Then choose your favorite character from the wiki and go farm her/his blueprint.

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>>563462364
>wife
which one? you don't have a harem?

staying power status?

>>563463325
We will know when Onslaught and the loot+gameplay revamp launches

>>563463007
based karel

Keelan won

>>563467040
kys

>>563467040
The Jeremy award lol

>>563467040
...your heart?

bump

>>563447367
mind breaking xenith into siding with humanity

>>563463591
can't wait to choose which powers to get between killing 100-200 vulgus into an elite/boss/colossi.

haven't played valby in a long time. did they buff her squirt cannon? also i forgot you can slap asses with her 1

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gn /tfdg/
>>563463591
hopefully the rewards for completing Onslaught is attractive

>>563482873
Mini-Nell sucks....

>>563486092
Yeah...my cock...

>>563486145
not if i get to it first

>>563488762
Noooooo...I'm not gay...

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>farm 1300 keys
>ignore them
>back up to this many
bweach kinda sucks bwos

>>563490428
I have like 3000+ keys, it's just not worth it

hag segs with Anais

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>>563490428
>>563492275
firsttime?.jpg

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>>563490428
>>563492275
>>563493523
cute

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>>563495942
I kneel.

New colossus on Thursday, an electric guy, right? Penetrator or sth idr

>>563497547
God that fellow is so lucky, just the look in ines's eyes, you know she is cumming her brains out every night from getting knotted.

>>563499381
Can't wait to see what bullshit buff they'll do this time. Immune to guns, immune to skills, you'll have to punch it with melee midframes

How are they going to fix colossus? Make them too hard and you end up with gluttony 1.0 situation. Make them too easy and people bitch and moan that there's no challenge only to then bitch and moan again when they can't kill one in less than 10 seconds.

>>563501887
To make them interesting, they need to implement guilds, which would make parties less random. I’m puzzled by how they missed this important part

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>>563501148
Im curious why its only INES that looks at them like that...

>>563502827
>H.O.U.N.D.
Do you even play the game?

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>>563503052
Holy..... I never stopped to think about that..

>>563503052
Oh no...

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its actually funny how sex in fortnite is a thing but not here, despite the outfits

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>sex in fortnite
proof?

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>>563505476
There's "roleplay" modes in fortnite that people exclusively play to have sex with others by combining emotes. Like upon joining those modes you have people immediately hitting you up for sex and it's so bad that there's youtube speedruns on how fast you can find someone to goon with. Epic Games tried to crack down on it by banning certain combinations, but that only got rid of one of them and it's still possible anyway even with the banned combinations

If the devs really want to save this game they need to add a real horde mode, PVP, build-your-own-dungeon/mission, and fall guys type mini games.

>pvp
I am gonna vee your pee pee

>>563503398
Oh yes...

>>563506582
>go out of your way to make fetish material
>surprised when people get freaky
it's a free money glitch

>>563509803
pvp is a meme, nobody cares about it even in warframe

>>563422081
How does this affect you personally?

>>563506582
didn't know that happened in fortnite

Monday blues, I need to rape valby.

>>563509803
>PVP
>and fall guys type mini games.
I would quit immediately if they added these and had rewards locked behind them. These devs can't balance anything and you think they'd be able to handle pvp?

>>563515551
I will protecc Valby, you shall not rape!

>>563516123
no, but i will impregnate her!

>>563503805
>its actually funny how sex in fortnite is a thing but not here, despite the outfits
People have to "play" the game in order for their to be sex.
If we had Fortnite's daily player count we'd be having sex too, is all I'm saying.
We'd have aliens fucking each other in this mothafucka.
Oh, hi Karel!

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My Valby had an amazing talk about the sea with all the other Descendants! She talked about how great it is to feel the waves lapping over your feet, how amazing it is to swim underwater, how fun it is to ride on top the water, how relaxing it is to ride with the tide and that was before she got to describing all the cute and funny fishes in the water! It was too bad that an emergency operation was announced and everyone was called to duty except my Valby. She can't believe the last 3 hours went by that fast!

>>563522094
Valby is a great marine biologist!

>>563522094
I would listen to her every word

Tonight is the night Kimmy finally saves the game

>>563525262
another devstream?

>>563525384
If it's not I'm going to cry, I need a content

>>563506582
they banned party hips? lol i remember all the slutty chun lis and poison ivys using that

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>>563525384
>>563525676
yep, there's a stream later
should be showing new mode, new ines mods, viessa rework, and skins

>>563509803
>pvp
>gley vs serena
nah im good
>build-your-own-dungeon/mission
they should make levels that build itself. some other anon mentioned diablo and poe

>>563527845
I will rape Ines

>>563526740
They didn't ban it straight up, but you can't use it conjunction with other emotes in proximity, but you can work around this anyway. There's a bunch of emotes now that just don't work when they're close to other emotes and people still have fortnite sex anyway

>>563533441
So the gooning caused a thousand jobs at epic games, it all make sense now!

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I WILL FUCK ALL YOUR WIVES

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HOLY MEAT!!

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ass

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milkers

>>563533441
it's funny to think about how many sluts and gooners were running around forcing epic to get off their asses and do something about it

>>563534663
>>563535017
>>563535192
Cumming

>>563279758
kek

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>>563531507
fuck pvp indeed
>diablo and poe
that would be really cool, endless 'mapping' where you just farm different maps/dungeons in new generated areas. Hard to see how it could work in this game though where only thing we can really farm is weapons and occasionally descendants.

This game couldve and shouldve been so much more.. Give us gathering skills or something, let me chop trees to make material to build a cool looking base or my own customized lounge/house, or let us group together and build albion 2.0 with materials we all have to gather. Or just say fuck it and let me fish or something thats like a small fun minigame. Some sort of endless progression.. Gaining XP for anything you do ingame and getting mini fireworks would dripfeed me the dopamine i need, also number go up = good (sitting on MR32 sucks)
I'd be happy to have literally anything to keep grinding for as long as i get to play with these sexy characters. I realise my rambling is sort of tied to OSRS, which ive played way too fucking much in my life..(Multiple years playtime easily) Yet im still going to jump back in on wednesday and play it all day for the next 1-2months

>>563535708
>Yet im still going to jump back in on wednesday and play it all day for the next 1-2months
You won't be missed.

>>563535708
I was going to tell you to go play Runescape instead, but it seems you understand you own addiction.
Personally, I don't think this game needs some cartoonish style of chopping trees down to build a home or whatever. Having minigames to get the resources is fine, like mining or fishing, but it would need to be more than whatever either Runesacpe or Warframe offers. but then again, why bother? If the levels were fun and the game was challenging enough with unique rewards, then that'd be it. Division 2 has amazing level design and you really appreciate it in harder content. The abilities suck thobeit

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Nony, I'm sorry but I'm pregnant. And Mr. Vulgus is the father.

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>>563536439
You can't know that, i know atleast 1 anon will miss me(or my webms) and thats good enough for me!

>>563536465
I mean yeah i dont want any cartoonishy shit either, also i never had experience with this sort of game(pve shooter?) before TFD so probably not bringing in the best perspective.
>would need to be more than whatever either Runesacpe or Warframe offers.
idk about warframe but surely they could learn a thing or two from rs(oldschool atleast, rs3 is more dead then TFD). Meaningfull endless progression... People quit this game cause they either find the game boring, or they run out of things to do(im here now).. Whats your opinion on what this game needs the most to revive playercount?

>>563537325
I want to get bred by fat Vulgus cock...

>>563535708
spread em slut

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>>563540428
tell the devs to bring back bayonetta emotes then, you'll have to make do with this

Where are da previews of the dresses asses

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>>563538360
Most popular MMOs are all ones that have been around for a long time. WoW, Run Escape, Warframe, FFXIV, and these games have a lot of content due to how long they've been around. All of them were novel in one way or another. Some that were so old, like RS, had the novelty of interacting with people across the globe and the "sandbox" of the world let a sense of adventure for a lot of people. WF was one a of kind on release, and people seem to forget it wasn't doing too hot for quite a few years. There's that article or review of someone saying if they didn't change course, the game wouldn't last. Redditors tout as if he was wrong, but the game did change course. I think it's important for these people to recognize how much repetition is in the game and how much content is abandoned or ignored. It definitely has "content" in that there's almost 500 weapons, but in reality, only about 50 are used, maybe about 20 more that are used for the memes. There is 200 nodes in the Star Chart, but twenty is Capture, 20 Mobile Defense, 20 Exterminate, and so on. These missions are barely any different from each other, and one could argue they aren't any different since the real objective is "Kill them".
I think any kind of content passes as long as the core gameplay is fun. I do think TFD has that, though I also think it's in a weakened state at the moment. The things we can complain about in TFD are actually the same problems we have in WF. Balancing is fucked, waiting on research is more annoying than anything, "nukeslop", nonthreatening enemies, powercreep, and repetitive/lacking missions. The Colossi were fun, and it really helped that nobody knew the game inside and out so it was still challenging for us. But everyone likes something different.

All this to say the game doesn’t just need more content, it needs content that actually feels different, with better balance and challenge. Otherwise it’ll end up with the same problems Warframe still struggles with.

>>563538360
my cock will miss you

>>563538360
I'll miss your posts....

>>563542996
>it needs content that actually feels different, with better balance and challenge.
You're asking for the impossible from these devs.

>>563543904
Balance wise, I agree that it is going to be hard for them. We're just too strong, which is inevitable in any live-service game. It happened in RS, WoW, Destiny, WF, you name it. Even in Dragon's Dogma Online. But for challenges, if we look at the mechanics, I think the bosses and Colossi are pretty good. Being a challenge with mechanics goes hand-in-hand with the balancing, of course. I have high hopes, because every rework for the characters has done well, even if we had to push back a bit, but the fact they fixed it goes a long way. At this point, it's just a matter of every descendant being compared to you know who.

>>563544952
It's not fair to compare all the other girls to Valby, she's just too sweet and cute. They don't stand a chance

When are they going to add more players on Axion Plains?

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>>563543183
Don't worry anon-kun~ i'll be back in no time. Only playing this temporary game mode on OSRS, no itch to play after that! Summer update in TFD should be close around then and there is no shot im going to miss out on that! Will probably have periods of AFK on osrs also so i can drop by with some webms~ just hope i dont have to find /tfdg over on /vm/ like the last korean game i played, Lost Ark..

>>563543004
Glad i could be of service nonners

>>563542996
Well said, dont really have much to add. Im still optimistic about gameplay&balance changes but as >>563543904 said, my gut is telling me its too much to hope from with the current devs

>>563545649
Valby seems like the girl to take pictures and sign the back of them some stupid shit like hearts and "besties forever" than tape it to her wall
if Valby was real, i would knock her books out of her hands