First

you want the tapes you gotta pay me

no one wants to pay for gay porn

Shooting up the owlery

>>563271429

Mercy...

Why don't the owls move if they're constantly getting shot up?

Let's hold hands. Who do you want to hold hands with?

>>563271429
Amelia...

Don't die

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more like harry potter gay general

>>563271429
Voldy...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

wuh happened to the last thread

oooooh

>>563297628
You just couldn't let it die twice, could you?

>>563299776
What you mean? It hit post limit

>>563274256
>>563278419
>>563285196
What they said?

>>563301331
they hate fat albert and want to rape him to death

Club Events in 55 minutes.

>>563301331
What does those three have in common?

>>563303254
Oh, I see now...

Club Dance starting now.

>>563303254
beauty, purity, innocent and maidenhood intact.

>>563308113
Fucking KEK

>>563308113
mega is the only one left to qualify

Club Quiz starting now.

>>563312649
It's a snake screaming at the fat lady to let him see Mega

>>563303254
Coalburning

>>563312873
anon thats just a real picture of zach

I burnt the potatos again

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Hello hypogigis, it is Saturday and therefore movie night is today at 6:30pm EDT (10:30pm UTC) — that is, in about 3 hours and 50 minutes from the time of this post. Our films for today will be The Grand Budapest Hotel followed by Spider-Man (2002). Also thanks everyone who sent requests; I have lots of stuff for following weeks now.

See you there soon!

>>563316896
it's pretty impressive how much of a failure you are

>>563317352
I give you my spider, man.

>>563317352
didn't we watch the grand budapest hotel 3 years ago?

>>563318704
I don't think so...

>>563312649
>not ravenclaw

im so bored

>>563322310
masturbate

>>563322571
that's boring

>>563322310
i'm bored too, Amelia

>>563323093
shut up mega

>>563323093
how unfortunate

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>>563297908
Me asking if anyone wanted to play Runecape with me killed the thread. :^(

I miss...

>>563325631
https://store.steampowered.com/app/824270/KovaaKs/

>>563324183
I don't want to play runescape with you.

>>563324183
I wouldn't mind playing Runescape with you but I've never played before and probably wouldn't have time...

>>563313124
Bingo. They get no greater joy than the joy of being destroyed by BBC.

>>563335918
explain

>>563335918
where pp

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Hello hypogigis, movie night will be starting in 15 minutes.
Today we're watching The Grand Budapest Hotel followed by Spider-Man (2002).

Get some popcorn or your snack of choice and come join us!

https://caracal.club/hpggParty

>>563335918
hogleg version next

>>563337712
gay baby jail

>>563338290
bleh foiled again

https://caracal.club/hpggParty

Grand Budapest Hotel starting now (sorry I am late, I burned my popcorn and had to make more... D:)

>>563335659
Fucking gross

>>563335659
who are you?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

taking a big stinky piss into the piss jug

https://caracal.club/hpggParty

Grand Budapest Hotel finished; Spider-Man (2002) starting in 20 minutes. Go pee or whatever...

taking a big pp and poopie into the communal ravenclaw piss and shit container

>>563349082
Spider-Man 2002 starting now.

wake up!

>>563356518
It's passed your bed time missy.

Smooth

>>563363386
Smoothing the smooth

I am bored!!!

>>563367967
play a game

>>563368049
I don't want to, I crave interaction.

>>563368249
then go outside and make some friends

>>563368384
I have friends, we just never speak or do anything together...

>>563369172
Start a conversion with them.

reensmoothenifying it

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>>563335918
Demon? A fitting title for the…DARK FURAMU MASTAH!!

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>>563377957
More like DORK FURRYU GOOBER! Oooohohoho

Goodnight hypogigis

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>>563382251
Ki-Kisamaaa!!

>>563383925
Goodnight anon

lottie smells good

>>563392440
Smelling like coconut oil all the time is kinda subjective on the "smells good"

Letting the thread know that I'm horny.

>>563399382
Mega...

I was about to post a account id for some private messaging app on another thread to erp but I got cold feet. Because how can you even erp with a complete stranger when there is no pre context. Like how would one even start, there is pre established world, scenario or characters, It's rather overwhelming to think about and the reason I got cold feet more so then the embarrassment of erping.

>>563399719
No.
I don't even know when I am so I couldn't act silly because of it anyway. Unlike that person, who is being VERY silly, I implore you to splash cold water on your face, I hear it works.

>>563400521
I forgot to type "no" in between "there is" and "pre established"

you two should kiss

Good morning hypogigis

>>563399382
Jokes on you, i'm always horny

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Club Events in 19 minutes.

Club Dance starting now.
Sorry.

Club Quiz starting now.

Sometimes I wonder how things would be different had I been a thread sex pest.

>>563419785
people would still talk about you and would know who you are
instead we all forgot you
L bozo
MAJOR W for Zach and Atrocious

>>563422103
Atrocius doesn’t have any Ws.

>>563425870
and yet you remember him

>>563425870
Atrocius got a handjob from Gloria once. That counts as a W I think.

>>563425870
Bros crush on mega and gloria was unhinged

I'm making a promise to myself
I won't be spending another gem until I reach 100000 gems

>>563427940
UNLESS there's a really really cute vanity box
then i'll add it to the gem count as a debt

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>>563426281
Fitting for a sexual Jekyll and Hyde.

>>563429685
honestly he was so based for that

>>563431096
Fucking kek

>>563429685
That was Zach not Atrocius. Zach had a few Ws, not many, but not zero.

>>563429685
It was Atrocius, Zach, thankfully, never cared for me.
He had a special me-mention in his combat sheet, too.

I'm kinda miffed nobody ever got autistically obsessed with me.

>>563432912
you should have been cuter or more mysterious

>>563432912
Why would you want that?
>>563433608
I'm neither though.

>>563433656
you're mysterious (incredibly autistic)

>>563433746
Surely it's not that bad...

Himbo is a state of mind

>>563439434
who's your favorite?
who do you wish was more himboey?
who doesn't have what it takes for himbodom?

>>563439434
We have no himbos.

>>563439434
zach genuinely was our closest thing to a himbo, in that he seemed genuinely a bit slow.
he wasn't very handsome though which is the problem he discovered

>>563441517
I'll give Zach his flowers over how he shut Atrocius up with one sentence when he was acting up during a group hangout or movie night (I don't remember which it was right now)

>>563441374
Are you sure?

>>563441374
I'm kinda retarded

>>563442572
But you're ugly

What about bimbos? Do we have/ever had bimbos?

>>563443912
none of them are that pretty so no

>>563442376
YES. I am a certified himbo expert.
>>563442572
That's not enough!

>>563444278
Eudae...

>>563443363
Yeah but I could get surgery

>>563444460
And spawn ugly kids?

>>563445008
That would be their mother's fault

you all better show up next saturday for my Himbo presentation.

Enough about the himbos
Do we have any bimbos?

>>563447382
I don't think so, sorry. We do have tall blondes but they tend to be snaky and cunning.

>>563447382
sorry we only have girl failures and a few girl bosses

>>563447963
we can also offer girls (boys) for a limited time only

>>563448112
I prefer boys (girls)

>>563448179
they're a little more difficult to source i'm afraid.

>>563448273
Not as much as you'd think

>>563448490
list them

>>563448867
mega

>>563448920
that's one! They're still uncommon.

>>563441374
What about Flav?

>>563449276
flav is just a submissive male

>>563449276
YOU better show up to my himbo seminar, jeez. Flav is far too smart and far too soft to be a himbo. He's made for serving his betters, snooty blonde women.

List the himbos

>>563450056
none!

>>563450107
Oh thank God

>>563450201
no it's a travesty.

Haitham was himbo-ish.

>>563450395
Haitham is a jock not a himbo, there's a difference.

>>563450496
Sure, but the himbo and the jock are related.

I can't tell you what you're feelin' inside
And I can't sell you what you don't want to buy
Something's missing, you got to look back on your life
You know something here just ain't right

>>563450581
I guessss but only very loosely, Zach was closer but not handsome enough to really count

>>563450735
I'd argue that the two types are strongly related.

>>563450862
I feel like the traits of a himbo are (in order of importance) being dumb, hunky, and usually affable. Meanwhile the traits of a jock are being athletic, hunky, and usually unacademic (though not necessarily dumb). Haitham was athletic, hunky, and pretty smart. I guess fairly affable too but being dumb is too big a part of what makes a himbo a himbo.

when HL2 comes out, will we have himbos?

And which witches qualified as bimbos?

>>563452035
Lots of overlap in being handsome and academically uninclined. Of course, academic jocks exist, and himbos don't have to be stupid either. In fact, I'd argue that emotional intelligence is a himbo attribute.

Slytherins can't be himbos though

>>563452579
sadly. I will have to concede that himboness is generally the domain of the Hufflepuff. And the gryffindorks. Arguably.

>>563452579
if dracos minions were handsome, they could have been himbos

>>563452780
noooo grabbe & goyle were too mean.

>>563452867
don't we get a scene of them where they're actually not that mean spirited they're just doing what they're told? Did I invent that in my head? What about cass's minions

>>563452376
PP

>>563415325
need to face fuck

>>563452407
Hmm I feel like being dumb in terms of general intelligence is very core to himbo-ness, but the emotional intelligence part is true enough. There's definitely overlap but it's mostly centred around the handsomeness part.

>>563453090
just because i'm blonde huh
>>563453357
Maybe not so much dumb but a lack in common sense is a beter way to put it? I will grant that it's centered around handsomeness (and affableness)

>>563450056
Matthew

>>563453647
because you are hot too

the difference between a jock and himbo is the amount of concussions they've had

>>563453926
sure but you gotta be dumb to be a bimbo and I'm not.

>>563453743
matthew actually kinda is

>>563454543
only he thinks that

have we watched Baby Driver for movie night yet

>>563454342
*whispers in your ear*
Are you sure?

>>563454729
yes

>>563454729
babies can't drive cars, stupid

>>563454815
ok~
>>563454824
not with that attitude
>>563454765
ew stop that

>>563454965
there's no need to pretend you didn't like it

i wanna rub my pp all over pp's pp

>>563455793
you might not know this but i specifically hate ear whispering, it gives me the creeps
>>563455914
there ain't no pp pp man, you're out of your mind

>>563456168
well yeah the pp pp is so smol it might as well not be there

>>563456290
well i mean i wouldn't say it was small per se, more like medium large, but the point is that it was alchemically induced and not a regular occurrence.

>>563456496
So definitely not Squatch-sized, is what you're saying.

>>563456619
dude the squatch dong went down to his knee that thing was a baseball bat.

>>563456168
my sincere apologies then, should i gently bite your neck instead?

>>563456661
Just checkin'

>>563456768
"just checking" like you haven't seen the source material
>>563456680
man your flirting is really awkward, have you ever met anyone who enjoyed getting bitten out of the blue

>>563457201
Just wanted to get the OG's own thoughts on her pp size

>>563457581
well depends on the mixture doesn't it. I'm sure that there's potions for every size imaginable. Even squatch sizes, if that's your thing,

>>563457201
you will be surprised how ppl are weird out there

>>563458075
sure i can understand people enjoy getting bitten, but not out of the blue, no. You gotta lead up to it!

>>563457765
Hmmm, Samurai Cop-sized is more my thing.

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If MA added dating which character would you pick?
I'd choose Abigail. I want to be manhandled by a werewolf.

>>563458634
did we ever get clear shot at samurai cop's little samurai?

>>563459120
Sadly no, but we did get a lot of Samurai Bulge shots, and they suggest his little samurai ain't so little

>>563459054
Abi is cute and a sweet girl, but my heart belong to Cass already

>>563459207
his bushi be bulging
i think you can ask matt hannon on twitter if you really want to know his measuremnets

>>563459335
Sam my Rai 'till I Cop.
And I could but Matt Hannon is a known felon. It's very possible he might try to inflate his numbers.

>>563459874
hey now he might be felon but I'll have you know that he's a better actor than a burglar. He wouldn't lie about what he's swinging.

>>563459054
Loaf's husband, but I doubt the chinx are based enough to add adults to the dating pool.

>>563447963
who and who

>>563461436
Loaf...

>>563460151
Point taken. I'm sure he's got a full-on magnum down there

I am forgotten
the funny meme charts no longer contain my visage

>>563462979
like tears in the rain

>>563462979
I know this feeling...

>>563459054
I'm a simple wizza:
Cass, Abi, Astrid, Clodagh

>>563462979
Whomst!

I sneezed too hard and I think I broke something inside me.

>>563466028
Ooooooooold. You're an old.

my character is so fvcking hot i pity everybody else

>>563466936
>press x to doubt

>>563466936
Lies. You can't be me.

>>563466936
damn i feel the same way

Smooth

>>563466936
Yummy Euphemia

Goodnight hypogigis

>>563459054
Because it's Margaret, nobody, but if I were playing a wizard, probably Lottie or Abigail. Ivy or Winny I would need to get to know better but I am willing to.

>>563479889
Oh, I didn't really think about secondary characters and I'm falling asleep so maybe one of them, I don't really think about it, answer's probably none for myself too.

>>563479221
Goodnight anon

I miss Miranda

let's hold hands and scream at the void and/or mega

>>563479753
Abigail is so cute

Smooth

Good morning hypogigis

My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why

I been to 9 goddam food stores and only 2 of them sold cloudberry jam AND THEY WERE OUT! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! FUCK THIS SOUTHERN SHITHOLE!

>>563464212
>>563479889
Whores, you must choose only one!

>>563508453
None, then.

>>563459054
Robyn, because I have yellow fever and she seems really honest about her affection.

>>563511608
Kevin...

Club Events in 57 minutes.

I was there from the beginning of HL and you all forgot about me… I thought we were friends… I helped a lot of you back then. But nope you don’t even recall a single thing about good old Magic Steve… You even deleted all the homeworks and RP sheets I made…

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>>563522493

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Club Dance starting now.

Sounds nice.

Club Quiz starting now.

>>563523630
Oh Astrid's gonna love that shit.

>>563531565
and im gonna use her shit as fertilizer

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>>563523630
Oh, that does sound nice. I guess it's kind of like the dorm room plant thing they did early on? I always thought they should've done more of those...

>>563459054
Probably Astrid if we're talking about canon characters, although I doubt they'd make her an option.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>563499750
I have a little heating element thingy on my desk for that; they're quite nice. As long as you remember to turn it off when not in use anyway... I've left it on overnight by accident before and the room was way too hot in the morning.

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wizards for this feel?

>>563553464
Tristain

>>563553464
mega the player (male)

>>563466757
My side still hurts...

Wake up

Smooth

>>563560710
noooo. it's way to late to wake up

>>563553464
Tom Riddle, kinda, except more evil and stuff.

>>563538809
would face fuck

>>563572013
that's not mega

>>563553464
isnt that just seb but faggot-ier?

please lord let the next vanity box be terrible
i haven't got a single gem to my name

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>>563572013
Not with that attitude you won't.

Goodnight hypogigis

>>563582752
Goodnight anon

Good morning hypogigis

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>>563590654
Mornin'
Cast any new spells lately?

>>563594285
*casts alohomora on your panties*

>>563594425
Ha! Mayhaps you're wondering why your spell had no effect? Because I wasn't wearing any PANTIES! I was wearing briefs.

>>563268329
Bro does the ~mods folder thing still works or not

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>>563594285
Dream house right there...

>>563572013
face fucking her until her makeup is all smeared and her lipstick coats my cock.

>>563582159
god willing, saliva will layer my cock like the red wax of a maker's mark bottle

>>563604291
>>563605071
Breaking your legs with a rolling pin.

Club Events in 41 minutes.

>>563599328
Most of the old mods only work if you revert your game version.

Club Dance starting now.

Y'all are on some unhinged horny today, huh?

Club Quiz starting now.

>>563605428
please please please

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>>563613514
Please what?

>>563609981
Today is rather tame compare to other times.

>>563613863
Damn, I should come by and kink shame more often.

im soooooooo boooooooooooooooooooored

>>563617565
erp with mega

>>563617846
Suicide by boredom

>>563604291
>>563605071
I wonder who this is...

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I’ve never paid attention to it before, but the pose our character does when changing wands is kinda cute.

This damn slow ass captcha

Augh, maintenance? I didn't water my plants...

>>563622206
>Mega looking at a dildo

>>563624806
weirdo

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM LOOSING MY MIND. I HATE THIS WEBSITE AND THEIR SLOW ASS CAPTCHA

>>563632897
that's what happens when you clear your cookies or change your ip address

>>563633194
Jokes on you, I never clean my cookies

Did we ever find out who Amelia was flaying?

>>563627170
give me a taste

>>563634910
her current flame is eva, so her?

>>563635091
the melon wine is too sweet for you

>>563634910
whenabouts did the flaying occur?

>>563635485
movie night

AAAAAAAA your mother rides a vacuum cleaner

>>563635269
i drink melon icetea. i can handle it

>>563635917
That sounds delicious.
>>563635091
How?

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>>563635917
You have melon iced tea? Where do you even get that; that sounds so good...

>>563633194
Not that anon but the site was down for a bit last night, and the captchas have been loading terribly slowly since then.

Eva wants to taste the melonussy...

>>563636632
too pretty to face fuck...

>>563635253
So toxic yuri is the new menu item, interesting.

Goodnight hypogigis

>>563641686
Goodnight cute anon

>>563641686
Goodnight cute anon

Wake up

>>563652381
But I'm sleepy...

Setting Lottie on fire with incendio

Shouldn't have used oil based paints

GOOD MORNING SAARS WHAT IS MOVIES FOR MOVIE NIGHT THIS WEEK PLIS RESPOND U BLODY BASTERD BICH

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>>563657841

>>563283104
live

>>563664987
Damn you

>>563657841
Spiderman 2 and 3

>>563666401
Not underworld 2 and spoodermang 2?

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Club Events in 39 minutes.

>>563669206
Maybe

>>563666401
Not underworld 2 and spoodermang 2?

Club Dance starting now.

Club Quiz starting now.

>>563657841
ma'am it's not even friday yet, do you think eva has any idea

Why was the last thread nuked?

>>563676530
Thread up so long that when it died it went through and out of the 4chan archives because the OP was older than the oldest archived thread.

>>563676910
That makes no sense. >>562001027 is still in the archive, but all of its replies were deleted. That doesn't normally happen.

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>>563657841
>>563673820
I do in fact have no idea at all. I'll probably put up a poll or something maybe?

>>563676530
The 4chan servers have been having all kinds of weird problems for a few days now; it's probably a bug or something screwy going on with the site. You can still access the thread through independent archives (https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/562001027) but if you go to it through 4chan's own archive all the posts are gone but the thread itself isn't, which makes no sense.

And on that note this is the 5th time I've tried to post this, hopefully it works this time! Aaaaa.

I apologise for bringing the wrath of the mossad upon our good thread

>>563680358
Damn you