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widdly wah Edition
>Resources and FAQs
https://pastebin.com/ZU4uUREV (embed) (embed)
>Guilds
https://pastebin.com/zCUYwWF0 (embed) (embed)
>Am poor! What do?
DO THE WIZARD VAULT WEEKLIES
Daily Checklist - https://fast.farming-community.eu/farming/daily
Currencies - https://fast.farming-community.eu/conversions/overview
OW Farming - https://fast.farming-community.eu/open-world/overview
Salvaging - https://fast.farming-community.eu/salvaging/overview
https://gw2efficiency.com/
Alternatively, get a fucking job and swipe.
>My build is absolute shit! What do?
https://gw2mists.com/
https://metabattle.com/
https://snowcrows.com/
https://discretize.eu/
https://guildjen.com/gw2-builds/
https://en.gw2skills.net/
>Events and Gem Store sales
https://en-forum.guildwars2.com/events/
>Latest
VoE Staff/Spear leggy
VoE Aquabreather leggy
Fashion Templates
VoE Quarterly Release
>Soon™
GW3 (never ever)
Two more VoE maps
Super Adventure Box
>Now
Legendary PvE Ring
rAIDS Quickplay
>Latest Patch
https://en-forum.guildwars2.com/topic/168984-game-update-notes-march-1 7-2026/#comment-2439677
>Latest news
https://www.guildwars2.com/en/news/celebrating-21-years-of-adventures- with-the-guild-wars-anniversary-sal e/
>Speed Relics for Turbogays
https://www.elitepvpers.com/forum/gw2-hacks-bots-cheats-exploits/
>Addons
https://www.deltaconnected.com/arcdps/
https://blishhud.com/
https://raidcore.gg/Nexus
https://burrito.orthogonalprojects.com/
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first for aurene
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its Raturday
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Handiversary is only a couple months away bros. Its the only day worth coming back to the thread for despite not playing the game for weeks. How do (You) plan on celebrating it?
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>>563333575
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/562832303/#563147121
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I'll raise you one better: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/562832303/#q563144080
>>563335961
>im reporting them as fast as i can
I thought it was only one guy though? Make up your mind backseat janny
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The fire rises
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It's Salad Sunday (almost)
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>>563335961
Just about every post of his was deleted. So likely.
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>>563337901
Shit, whos gonna bump the thread off page 10 now???
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>>563339057
>all posts are deleted by themselves
>Unless theyre totally banned according to >>563335961
Barely two dozen posts in and the logic is already all over the place
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>>563339849
coordinating with two other obsessed troons in some off site to "take down" this general isn't the own you think it is either. /gw2g/ got targeted by a seething furfag bot spammer for years, your antics are a drop in the bucket
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>>563339849
The only alternative is he realized he was contributing to bump limit and speeding up the refreshing of the thread, deleting his posts because what else can he do? That's cringe.
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>>563339986
>coordinating with two other obsessed troons in some off site to "take down" this general isn't the own you think it is either.
I....never said it was?
>your antics are a drop in the bucket
>your
What??
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>The only alternative is he realized he was contributing to bump limit and speeding up the refreshing of the thread, deleting his posts because what else can he do?
What the actual fuck are you talking about. Stop replying to me with these unhinged schizo theories you crazy fuckheads
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>>563339757
Theres only two kiwis i care about and neither of them would be caught dead in this general
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>same filenames
>same candors regarding pajeet schizos and hand posting
4chan archives were a fucking mistake and posting links to them should be a death sentence.
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>STOP POSTING
lol
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Asura are known for many things
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heads up to anyone thinking about uninstalling for disk space the gw2 uninstaller just deletes the whole install folder even things that the installer doesn't put there so if you use any modified .dll fuckery for addons or you have your nexus mods installed in the game directory that shit all gets wiped....hope this helps someone escape my fate thats gonna be a gay 5 hours when I reinstall in 6 months and have to track down all the bullshit I need to make this game playable. So yeah either back that stuff up or install it elsewhere (although the .dll stuff HAS to be in the game folder so there's no saving that)
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I have never made a legendary weapon and I dont think I ever will. Finding where in the game a random ascended piece of gear that fits my build is more fun for me. Just seems to me like a 1600 gold skin and I could convert that gold to gems and get something neat from the shop.
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>bro really cooked for years refraining from posting his hand only to do it out of the blue and mog the furfag in one fell swoop
someone call sous-chef seimur oxbone because theres a new master chef in town
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>>563351423
Sorry I took his (or rather likely, your) only percieved "win" all these years, to the point it was marked on the calender and brought up multiple times over the years. I cant think of any non-tranny who actually gets upset from being called a tranny, but if thats what keeps one from becoming yet another military suicide statistic, then w/e.
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>if you have it, i need it
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>>563349006
Hold on, let me check
Oxbone? Seimur Oxbone?
HEY EVERYBODY, I WANNA SEIMUR OXBONE!
Why cant anybody help me Seimur Oxbone?
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>>563352903
I'm a tranny and I say tranny all the time. Don't bring us into this.
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How big is your legendary vault?
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>>563366969
Nice, most legendaries don't interest me so I never felt the need to make them. I'm in a state of wanting stuff for convenience, so I'm starting to work on more things. I have shooshadoo on my alt account
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antiquary is the embodiment of anet's distaste for thief
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>>563372180
antiquary in the art is dressed like he's searching for stuff like Revenant's Ventari tablet or Viktor's urn, but instead they get the stuff you'd find in grandpa Hilbert's 70s and 80s paraphernalia corner store
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Map chat was pretty based tonight
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>>563380496
>make a clever and obscure reference few people will understand
Story of my fuckin life
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Just spent 3 hours fine tuning my outfit and it still doesn't look right, fuck my chud life.
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>>563394285
Heavy armor, Ward knights shoulders, legs and arms/ Protectors helm, chest and chausses.
it's built entirely around the paladin's decree hammer, so the colours are red, gold, white and maybe black. I think the waist armor is bugging me the most since I can't get a gold accent on it, but I can't really switch it out since the chest piece is from the same set, i'd have to switch that out too then. I DO like the outfit, but it could be better I think. Any suggestions?
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>>563394965
From the back
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>>563394404
not much of a goalpost when they blatantly coordinated to get the last thread reach bump limit within seconds of eachother by posting images of the gw2 logo and shrek 2 logo that not even someone with a pass could post that quickly
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Time to coffee and game
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>>563395621
I pondered for 10 minutes wether to explain to you how that conclusion is a stretch but i realized that im not getting paid and u probably wouldnt listen anyways so enjoy your next 2 years of persecution complex for a shrek pic
>inb4 i accept your concession
Yes yes i am the scary windmill
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>>563397372
been using this for 10+ years, it just werks
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>>563394965
Primeval could work
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You dress up your character to give off the appearance of killing god.
I dress up my character to look like a level 1 goon.
We are not the same.
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Good suggestions, thanks
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>>563394965
>posting armor pieces before anyone asked
face the wall
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>never even got to fight a really cool primordus champion that wasn't a fucking destroyer or braham
>le ebil snidely whiplash war god killed it in a cutscene
replaying all this story slop has reminded me just how unbelievably bad everything was
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balthazar larping as lazarus was the biggest game of idiot ball in the history of mmo writing
it served absolutely no purpose for the story, it was only there to blow the redditors' minds like the little pimply rodents they are when the WHAT A TWEEST was revealed
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Do you think they'll bring back the White Mantle in GW3?
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>>563434170
Lead by Caudecus' ghost.
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>make condi berserker build
>struggles on trash mobs
>melts champions and sustains for days
>feels like shit to play in either case because warrior is just a badly made profession
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>>563445085
I still need to try out condi zerker, I even made a transmog for it. Alas, I am very lazy
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post fat fhd ass
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ass
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>We will never have a race as sexy as Draenei :(
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which one of you fuckers is this?
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>>563464860
>look up elin
>oh shit the FBI coming
>go to cooking supplier
>buy 50k jars of vegetable oil
>FBI cannot enter home because its invaded by US military
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>>563459749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdzE4ks3lHo&t=99s
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>get stoned bigtime and bombed out of my fucking gourd for a half of a day
>things
>link back to gw2 general and try to post
>archived
i didn't miss anything for the last day and a half here. so SAB will be tomorrow? good, i'll log into the game when SAB is over. have fun with that shit.
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>Balance patch tomorrow nuking everything
Why even bother... might as well uninstall
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>>563487834
I just did aetherblades tho
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>>563488834
Samesies.
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They've said they'll nerf the HP of almost everything since (and including) End of Dragons
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>>563493480
Reactionaries are the worst. They pretend like eparch was impossible before they released the new overtuned especs for VoE. I for one welcome the increased difficulty coming our way.
Sink or swim, niggas.
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>>563484758
Maxing out the SotO mastery tracks isn't hard and it's worth it. Skyscale, legendary crafting, convergences - very nice content. Only the arcane chests mastery is useless. Never found anything of value in them.
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You assume I disagree with you. I like that Eparch has a probably 60-80% fail rate total (I play off peak hours). It means you actually really have to try and think instead of just mashing your open world spam 1 button celestial build into it and having that usually work. But if it DOES become harder than it is, it might become basically uncompletable without a full guild with competent Comm backing an attempt
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I just maxed Soto masteries this week and they have provided a tidy profit if you run all 3 maps worth of Greater Arcanes. Especially because Ancient Coins can get you quite a bit of stuff for gearing like stat selectable ascended gear. If you have full legendary gear, sure it won't seem much. But it's a really accessible way to get some guaranteed ascended.
Additionally now that I have Gharr Leadclaw unlocked I can dump all my useless Bloodstone Dust and Empyreal Shards into him for weekly loot bags.
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>it might become basically uncompletable without a full guild with competent Comm backing an attempt
>uncompletable
You lose me with this hypothetical. I was there on release day/week for both Eparch and Soo-Won, succeeding in multiple metas long before anet took an axe to both of their HPs, sometimes multiple times. Theyve always been doable. The hysteria is to the point that I meme on people in this very general and tell them "just be in the same squad as i am in bro" because its becoming pathetically true. Either im a god-tier player carrying every single squad i'm in or you guys seriously overestimate your abilities in this game, and my head is nowhere near that far up my ass pretending like I'm The Law from VGHS.
Either way, I roll my eyes at the comment suggesting it "may be unbeatable" and invite people genuinely tilted by the upcoming balance changes to quit the game.
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>>563497712
Journeyman electrician. Not sure what irl has to do with playing guild wars 2 but you sound overly offended by my words, which is a skill issue. This ones for you buddy:
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what armor pieces are those?
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I didn't say unbeatable, I said only beatable by people exceptionally competent. Your lack of reading comprehension is not my problem. If 5% of groups are completing open world content but you, with your guild in full legendary armor, is completing that content with a 100% success rate that IS a problem. That is not these open world battles functioning as intended. If a group of 4 or 5 vets cant bootstrap a horde of 50 people doing the event for the first time into having a decent chance of succeeding than it should be instanced content.
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>I said only beatable by people exceptionally competent
>criticizing other people's reading comprehension after adding the modifier 'exceptionally' to your post when your post is literally right here >>563496242
I quite agree that competent players should be rewarded with success. And im not even in any organized guild, im essentially a lone wolf. Perhaps organized expert guilds ARE organizing these attempts but it would not explain these expert organized attempts that end up failing often anyways. Which im apparently usually never there for. Curious!
>If a group of 4 or 5 vets cant bootstrap a horde of 50 people doing the event for the first time into having a decent chance of succeeding than it should be instanced content.
Except im quite literally saying that they do exist, as I have been there firsthand to witness/experience it. Sounds like nothing but skill issues all around, and thats fine. I understand not everybody is me. ;)
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>>563500060
Okay you actually don't have reading comprehension. Instead of pretending you are thinking of human and dragging you kicking and screaming on why filtering shitty players from open world bosses is bad I'm just going to call you a retarded faggot.
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>irl charr
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>pveasysissies the nanosecond pveasy is no longer easy
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cool, that's just what i've been doing. i kept putting it off but i'm at the point where i kind of need to craft a piece or two of the obsidian armor to clean out my bank.
i find the chests to be pretty nice, at least as long as you're chasing obsidian pieces. very easy supplement to the resources i need, at least a couple yellows and a drip feeding of gems for later, if i decide to go for eternal summer. i'm new to alt parking though so maybe they really are shit compared to newer spots.
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>Either im a god-tier player carrying every single squad i'm in or you guys seriously overestimate your abilities
i find that the single most important ability for success in an mmo is the ability to lead your own group.
if you have ever seen (insert internet personality here)'s zero to hero, whether it is on guild wars, final fantasy, or worlo, being able to start a group, post an ad, and sort players into appropriate groups is a obscenely huge advantage compared to the average "join group, say hi dps" player.
at the end of the day, every single person in that group is there in order to get the leader what they want.
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soto: decouples weapons from elite specs, adds a weapon to each profession, legendary armor, skyscale, convergences
janthir: spear for every profession, homesteads, convergences,
voe: elite specs, skimmer powerspike, legendary ring, ???
probably the most "worth it" besides all the living worlds, but that is more expensive than any of these besides voe i think.
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hello it is mcharr monday
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If you don't care about story, Janthir gives you the ability to use any weapon on any subclass which is pretty huge for builds. As well as giving spears on land. Probably the most transformative gameplay wise.
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Mine is getting hit for a 5% so no more 20k on my Untamed Qdps build
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Reminder that Soo-Won’s tail gives her massive damage reduction while it’s active. Make sure to rub that in everyone’s faces the next time anyone complains about failing. Isn’t the whole point of lowering dps to get us to stop skipping mechanics?
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You should still make fun of people who complain about it failing, but to be fair this one is on ANet. If the tail didn't take so long to actually spawn in (and/or if the tail didn't despawn and reset between phases) that even an average LFG squad can finish the phase before it shows up, people would actually probably engage with it.
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I command back to back successful eparch the whole first week with 4-7 minutes spare time and I don't brag this much.
That other anon is right >>563503162 about every single person in MY squad is there in order to get what I want. After I'm done, you will never see me ever again lifting a single finger doing fuckall.
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i poopsocked eparch for the past entire week for all the chieves and sheeeeit. i won't be sad at all if this map disappears and nobody does that meta anymore. on one of those days:
>amazing, 15 people killed the knaebelag
>suddenly 2 pins tag up
>this should gain momentum
>next phases ez as fuck
>get to citadel
>25 people clump up on arina and escort her all the way to inner and down the champ
>what's the holdup? no portal?
>peitha still sitting at the entrance waiting for gamers to trigger her escort
ooohhhhhhhhh yeah, oops!
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>>563505740trannies get a boner for norse mythos
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I think I was there for that one. I just instantly peaced out, it was a noob group as fuck and half the size of a normal Eparch clear. There was 4 minutes left with Peitha at the top of the stairs. It's not a big deal. Eparch only gives a little bit more than getting to him anyway. Just a hoard, a choice chest and 6 random loots plus you have a rare chance at some extras.
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New GW3 job listing
https://job-boards.greenhouse.io/arenanet/jobs/7793119
>Contract Senior Systems Designer (Unannounced Project)
>ArenaNet is looking for a Contract Senior Systems Designer with expertise in progression and rewards to help define and implement high-quality features and systems that support gameplay and player progression for an unannounced project built in Unreal Engine 5.
>Use Unreal Engine 5 tools and scripting systems to build and iterate on new gameplay features.
>Experience implementing gameplay systems using Unreal Engine 5. Strong experience working on interfaces using UMG
>5+ years of experience in game development with a focus on live service or multiplayer game systems, including progression, rewards, and player engagement features.
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>>563521595
I just checked it but that one surely will get hit by quite a bit also i use no food and solo buffed with sbow. I'll check after the nerf, shouldn't be too bad.
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Thanks! I like to keep the lil guy looking good
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die nigga
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They are going to lynch you probably ina couple of months
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found some cute asuras
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Sounds more like one of you tbdesu
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>Poopsockposting comes back at the same time as the furfaggot
The timing is impecable
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>Buy almost all of the Paladin's decree skins that I want
>Still need the spear
>Search for it on the tp
>No results
>There is no paladin's decree spear
Anons, this is terrible news. Are there any spears with a similar colour scheme?
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unironically yes, it's an effective buff to a bunch of builds that aren't getting touched and it looks like it's leveling the playing field between newer overpowered stuff and old shit that's just as fun but left behind. plus they're nerfing enemy HP across the board so it's likely to be a literal buff on top of that
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one of my favorite sets that I hardly ever see anyone use
they started retroactively adding spear skins to some of the black lion sets a while ago but who knows when or if they'll get around to this one
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>posting names
I know theyre leaving these chat messages in a public space, but i always try to hide the names when posting on the mongolian basketweaving forum out of respect for the 'anonympus' aspect of this website.
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>>563553408
Didnt justin bieber teach you to never say never? Lol Ive been there for meta failures as well, theyre just few and far inbetween. And too many were within single digit hp percentages on the bosses because people started taking their hands off the keyboard whining about meta failure in chat at the 2-3 minute mark.
If youre given 15 minutes to complete the meta but you give up 13 minutes in, you deserve to lose.
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>>563538340
Most buttons are not worth pressing. Start with one weapon only, either dual swords or greatsword, and focus on staying in berserk mode permanently while auto attacking and bursting. Once you’re comfortable with that you can start adding in sword 3 and 4 or greatsword 2 and 4. Only add a second weapon to the mix as your master stroke.
Those PvP babies have done major damage to warrior by crying so much about fast hands. All the snowcrows rotations for warrior are absurd now so it’s important to remember they’re only minutely better than the old rotations.
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>>563576081
>e*st co*st
Only pedophiles and florida live out there
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>working on final HoT elite spec masteries
>saved Reaper for last
>smacks shit for 12k damage left and right
>double the health pool of other light armor users
>plus reaper shroud
>plus lich form
>can just face tank everything while slamming out huge numbers
This is stupid. I see why half the open world characters I ever see are Reapers. This is easymode.
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>>563587871
>anet adds jadebots to the game
>does not take the opportunity to implement a proper photo mode
Their game looks better than all the others, its absurd. Just restrict it during pvp/wvw if they think its going to fuck up the balance or whatever
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>>563588393
>free roam camera jadebot
>FOV adjustable as a skill, turn off hud button
>finally allow capes during emotes
>Influencer homestead pack
>curved studio greenscreen + white screens
>orb(sun) light, spot light, ring light
>clean skybox with no color grading and a flat light
Now this would have been a proper fashion update patch. EZ gemstore money too. Most of these seem very easily achievable, there are plenty already implemented similar features as with jadebot. Get get to showcase your bot skin as you fly around too.
If they a really making GW3 in Unreal and won't have at least photo mode at launch they are genuinely retarded. Their audience are 30+yo women, everyone loves taking screenshot of their characters and posting on social media. Plus Unreal has extensive dynamically changeable environments and light. It's one of the selling features how easy it is to mix the map in real time.
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gimmie the patch notes sister girls
im a big retard
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>>563593414
10% nerf, mediocre but playable
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1tN0Kyp141XeMMtyvuBtcV55HVnhNhC 8TSLGxVonkhy4/edit?gid=1201490407#g id=1201490407
>>563593456
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Upcoming_changes_and_features/2026-04 -14_Balance_Preview
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>>563593414
you do 25-30% less damage than actual DPS which is pretty massive for most , but for the people who like Sceptre its because you are half a support anyway so its not uncommon to cut your DPS even further to flex into more support options without going full support. If you want to do damage on that spec you should be playing Spear anyway.
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>>563593653
is nerfing all the specs is play
will non staff mirage be used
probably not
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>>563595125
you browse /lgbt/ don't you?
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>>563593653
actually pleasantly surprised by how well ANet's done the math on these, boon dps very consistently drop to around 33k max, and DPS builds to a bit over 40k max
will obviously need a further balance patch to bring more builds to parity but that's a very consistent nerfing pass
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Only problem is the boon duration question: How much concentration should boondps builds have to bring? There’s plenty of retards on reddit and the forums throwing a fit about existing builds not currently needing any. They’re simply basing that opinion on giving diviner’s gear a purpose but there’s a lot more to it than that.
Concentration from traits, runes or sigils, spam-ability of the main boon mechanism (ie the rotation), and availability and duration of other boons. Diviners gear is simply inefficient compared to fireworks runes and concentration traits. The rotation is particularly important. Catalyst for example is getting pigeonholed hard into the spamfest snowcrows version with very little leeway to add more duration for those struggling.
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>Catalyst for example is getting pigeonholed hard into the spamfest snowcrows version with very little leeway to add more duration for those struggling.
yeah i was a hammer catalyst enjoyer but shit looks completely dead now, it will be inferno/bloodstone relic only know. I also think it's funny how they nerfed hammer and pistol, two weapons who where already pretty niche but didn't touch scepter at all
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>>563599071
I think the answer to that question is "they shouldn't all require the same amount, and it should be used as a balancing lever." There are still builds that aren't going to require any more BD than they already do, and the projections look like they took that into account.
I've come around a little bit on qCatalyst, from "they definitely nerfed this too hard" to "they PROBABLY nerfed this too hard, but let's wait and see." Because going to 32k is really shocking when you compare it to the current numbers, but if you look at the rest of the projected numbers, it's really only slightly below average - f.e. qGaleshot is coming in at just 33k - and the boonDPS that are doing higher, like 35-36k (which is mostly where it tops out) are largely the low-utility ones like the various Deadeye/Antiquary builds.
It's probably still overnerfed and they likely need to pull back a little or compensate it in some way, but I don't think it's actually AS bad as it seemed at first (though RIP to the off-meta build variants; that's a fair complaint.)
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>>563604791
https://youtu.be/YYl4W2rkQ00?list=PLfvsp7LCVdzWv6i_5ftGj1mZMfc2LF05_
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>>563576634
I cannot stress enough how fucking dumb this specialization is.
I just collected all the HoT HPs for the HoT specs.
My takes:
>Dragonhunter
Fun. Requires good positioning.
Can mow down Mordrem Snipers and Punishers before they get to you.
>Herald
Solo: Painful. Groups: Pleasant but not super fun. Resource mechanic: Boring as hell.
You have to pop CDs to take out Snipers and Punishers.
>Berserker
Faceroll. Sucks vs normal enemies because they die before you can berserk.
Snipers and Punishers melt if you're Berserking, but take forever to kill otherwise.
>Druid
Condi Druid is amazingly fun. Hit 3 buttons and watch everything around you melt. Not a fan of Celestial Avatar, but it's nice to be able to shift into Support Mode and save people in tough situations.
You can drop a Spike Trap + Entangle while running past a Sniper and Punisher and they'll die without you having to even target them.
>Daredevil
Fun but requires 2,000 APM otherwise you melt even to normal enemies.
Snipers and Punishers will wreck your shit if you're not actively watching what attacks they're using.
>Tempest
Super fun but requires 1,000 APM and you're made of paper.
>Chronomancer
Fun, but clones have the usual problem of being poor for fighting normal enemies.
Popping Shatter 5, blowing a bunch of 45-90 second CDs, resetting your CDs, then popping them all again makes fighting Champions 1v1 a lot of fun.
>Reaper
The stupidest shit ever.
You can walk up to Snipers and Punishers and hit Greatsword 2 or 3 and they may damn well just instantly die because you crit them for 15k in one hit.
Half your Shroud skills do the same. And all of your Shout skills just hammer everyone around you. No need to target. The hardest part about playing Reaper is remembering to put down a combo field before hitting one of your whirl attacks, but it doesn't even matter because just mashing whirl attacks will kill most things.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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>>563604791
I'm >>563605405
And this is what my complete unoptimized, ass-pulled, vibe-coded, 10 hours total playtime Reaper damage looked like. Full Berserkers.
I just hit every utility CD, GS4->GS2, then Shroud5->Shroud4->Shroud2->111->Shroud2->111->Shroud2 etc. On low hp, you can just spam GS2.
20k dps without activating a single braincell.
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Why do wear all Celestial gear you ask? Simple, it provides me every stat. No button I press can be wrong if they are all equally good. And a little bit of survivability as the special sauce, so I don't need to dodge any abilities or any gay shit like that. Yea, I'm a Celestial chad.
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>>563607359
thank god SAB is back, so i can grab the snargle smut i forgot about last year. it's the only thing left in my collection and i've had to wait an entire. year.
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I'm considering making an Asura Necro and/or Mesmer.
Post the best Asura Light Armor drip you've ever seen.
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>>563609526
I'm pretty happy with my own necrorat
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duuuude remember zelda and super mario?? now that's some real proper video games for thinking men like you and I
can't wait to blast the new mario kart on my nintendo switch 2, my wife's son loves watching me play!! all of the day bro!
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>>563609921
Skill issue
>>563610561
wrong + u r dumb
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>>563605780
"reaper is easy peasy" is just propaganda. it works fine on golems and it works fine in situations without large spikes of damage, however as soon as you take a large spike of damage in shroud you lose all of your dps and have to know how to recover or you'll just be playing the raped instead of the raper.
gs power renegade did about 15k with just autos, no consumes, no damage relic, permastab, and citadel bombardment all while having obscene lifesteal.
it's just "ignore mechanics" the class. one of my favorites for fights with lots of cc.
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>>563612037
reaper is always mentioned as the noob friendly easy no problems class.
if you're someone who can just not take damage in a fight by knowing and avoiding all the mechanics, you aren't the kind of player it gets advertised to.
there are simply much easier options for someone in that position.
>Don't stand in pulsing red field or directly in front of boss as it's winding up attack
again, easy if you know what you're doing.
not so easy if you are a brand new player to a game that is famous for its piss poor visibility.
i'd love to run into some reapers that shit on bosses and top the meters, but unfortunately i've only seen reapers that do less dps than qherald.
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>>563612870
that is definitely sarcasm. but i do believe that revenant is easier for newer players.
1-80 necro plays very differently than reaper, and reaper is a spec i'd relate to ffxiv's black mage. big numbers, relatively simple rotation, if you fuck up everyone will know, all the girls will see, and they will all laugh at you.
1-80 revenant? fuck it, jalis, shiro.
power dps in almost any revenant elite spec? fuck it, jalis, shiro works, and if you suck ass at least you can drop stab for the group and make everyone's life easier.
reapers that do fuck all make me seethe desu
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>>563613501
While I agree that rev can be a no brainer easily and actually smoothbrain players should be running the most sustaining builds, reaper is still extremely simple for a melee, if you even slightly aware of mechanics.
It does a lot of dmg for free, ok outside of shroud, so you don't need to keep yourself alive for long. Very cheap to gear, works in all pve, you can go anywhere with it. Has strong CC options still, even after the justified grab-pull nerf. There are always multiple viable builds that basically never get nerfed. All of elite specs are good and have similarly dumb easy builds available. Necro is a popular class thematically. Also quite important that new players often start with free trial, so don't get Rev as a starter. Necro is easier to 'get' at a glance.
As necro I've never suffered or needed to pay attention as much as when playing BLM, not even close. Can't remember suffering too strongly while leveling also and I made 4 of them.
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>always ignored SAB
>okay lets try it
>do race
>zero direction on how to get across the first big cloud gap
>fall and kicked to start
>see someone turning into a bee and fly across it as im falling
Ah
Okay, I'm just not gonna bother
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>>563615428
>playing BLM ne*ro
mad king shackles & torch build?
i couldn't help it, drinks startin to kick in
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what is me and my bees opinion on the patch notes?
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Welp
Time to spend-
>might be black lion chests only
FUCK YOU
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Why can't I move, dodge, jump, etc?
What kind of retarded bullshit is this?
If you touch a fuzzy plant you have to /gg to kill yourself and waste a life?
Good god, this entire mini game is ass.
I'm old enough to remember retro games AND NONE OF THEM WERE THIS FUCKING BAD.
These incompetent fucking devs figured out how to turn their bullshit, low quality, slop game design into a retro aesthetic. They managed to make a game more bullshit that the original Super Ghouls and Ghosts or whatever.
I had to look up a fucking guide and it says to throw a gem shard into his mouth when he opens it BUT IT FUCKING DOES NOTHING.
And then I just got kicked all the way to the overworld after dying despite having the baubles to buy more lives?
WHAT IS THIS RETARDED BULLSHIT?
And what are the stupid spinning boxes that appear in boxes and vases but can't be
interacted with?
Also, fuck whatever retard fucked up the captcha system.
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Have you seen the SAB maps? They're mostly empty, low-poly garbage.
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>do a run of infantile mode first thing because its a prereq for the nostalgia achievement
>finish storm wizard
>look back at achievements for course load
>5/6
>after doing 6 levels
>what the fuck?
>world 1 zone 1 didnt register as completed
This shit has been going on for years and is absolutely unacceptable of the trannyfaggotnigger devs at arenanet. I used to do trib every year but stopped because its absolute ass to do a trib level only for it to not count.
Fix your fucking shit anet holy fuck
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>running out of lives
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>>563625058
>unironically buying the goycoin
Imagine being so bad at the game you shell out gems. 5 lives costs something stupid low as TEN BAUBBLES, and that STILL ISNT ENOUGH.
Then again, the low-effort ragebait poster is squealing so maybe people like that do really exist
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>>563627978
>dps was nerfed by 15 percent but bosses hps were nerfed by HALF
Youre telling me the crybaby reactionaries.....were being crybaby reactionaries?
This is why dpsgolem shitters get bullied.
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>>563497449
I will now be accepting apologies from everyone crying, pissing, and moaning about nerfs and fighting Eparch/Soo-Won post-balance patch, in haiku format only.
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>>563632949
Mmmm mm fresh cope right off the factory line.
They already admitted they reduced boss health because too many crybaby reactionaries cried, and I must say, they definitely nerfed boss HPs too hard and i hope they increase the boss HPs to compensate.
Or better yet, undo the HP nerfs altogether.
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>>563630324
>That smug smiling emote
It's their sneaky trick so people cry game too ez and then they release another HP patch to 'balance' it. Fuck their mind games. Bunch of incompetent tards.
Call me and schizo and screenshot this.
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>anet nerfs health
>everyone in the thread and everyone in map chat are top tier max bench players
>anet buffs boss health
>everyone in the thread and everyone in map chat are 10% bench pumpers
>anet does nothing
>the game is in maintenance mode panic panic panic
what a troublesome situation.
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>>563636684
You're doing it on a character that's carrying more Baubles than you have carrying capacity inside SAB. You can't collect any if you have 250 or more on a character that hasn't done SAB before, and the upgrades go to 999 (max capacity if you have upgrades from all three worlds)
It still displays up to 999 if you're holding more than your capacity in your actual inventory, but you can't collect any more until you're below that.
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>>563640106
you need to beat all tribulation mode to have max bauble capacity. if you can't do tribulation you can still upgrade it up to 750 capacity. just make sure you exchange it for bauble bauble before you did another instance. that's how i do it.
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>>563638403
One thing I really hate about the transmog system... some of those ascended items have meaning to me because of coming from a specific achievement or story instance or encounter completed. When they get overwritten by the cosmetic system it deletes that "original history" of the item. It makes me a bit sad, sometimes its cool to use a weird piece of ascended gear you got from an obscure achievement.
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I have 2 mid terms today and a major project presentation tomorrow and I can't game :(
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>>563640989
>https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Portable_exchanger
>https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Wizard%27s_Gobbler
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>tfw spent about a year trying to game ecto gambling algorithm to get enough gold for a free aurene legendary
Experiment over!
Now the question is:
>Aurene's Flight (Longbow)
>Aurene's Weight (Hammer)
I already have other weapons covered.
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>>563640989
>can someone please explain why every map has a currency
It's to keep the maps alive for years long after their initial release because people are forced to go there if there's something they need for a legendary or whatever.
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>>563643941
>who the fuck is angie
Thats Wayne's ex you fucking phesant! And yes she has a high body count becausewomen
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>saw in passing while doing my dailies someone asking when green baubble #7 was in test world 2
>end up stumbling upon it while trying to find out of bounds glitches
My theory for the 'future update feather box' is its gonna be a Super Mario World-esque power up that allows floaty jumps above water like you do underwater.
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Anet made this tree just barely out of dodge-jump's reach on purpose, the bastards.
Idk maybe its possible at the absolute pixel-perfect jump
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>>563644138
The gobbler is useless for map currency because it only exchanges map currency for OTHER map currency that is similarly locked to only being used for a few skins/minis and legi crafting.
The weekly bulk stuff I just unlocked and its best for getting rid of my giant piles of bloodstone dust
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>>563645718
Heres the skinny: You do what you can to turn map currencies into either living world season 4 materials to eat for volatile magic, then convert VM into trophy shipments. Or you turn them into eternal ice shards and convert THOSE into tyrian defense seals, then spend those on skritt supply boxes to turn into trophy mats.
Once you get a hang of the system it becomes a huge moneymaker.
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>patch was too decrease power creep
>accidentally nerf content more than you nerf DPS
>patch is actually easier than before the "nerfs"
Sasuga anet. I guess all the real talent is on GW3 now.
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>>563637347
>That smug smiling emote
Apparently this one works in design
>t. Live at triple trouble doing a q&a
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>>563649352
I might try it again post-reset then. I found just about everything on my first time blind other than the first green baubble. And any benign secrets like if the shopkeep that sells the ooze is for anything
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>>563648806
always do the cloud pixel jump skip for zone 2
you wont regret it
https://youtu.be/ATL6JKjzkTE?t=634
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>>563652681
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>>563658231
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Yes, I do all JPs with my max height, max width, heavy armor, sparkle wings on mcharr with 130+ ping.
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i forgot to pick up the SAB smut yesterday. i'll do that when i get home. i'm hoping it's about fucking josh foreman in the butt for his garbage jumping puzzles, that would be so hot if it was mcharr on mhs smut...
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So far, the only enemy I've fought that required any healing at all was the Champion Quetzals in the elevated areas of Auric Basin. There's one in the East for the Hero Point, and one in the West guarding a Rich Mithril node along the path to the ley line that takes you to the golem Hero Point.
Both of them wreck my shit if I stay in GS, so I have to switch weapons a lot between GS and Dagger/Warhorn and kite them between CDs, but other than that, I've never needed extra healing against anything, including the Vinetooth and Chak Blitzer HPs.
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I just want the armor pieces and maybe some golem busting and gen 1 weapons but this shit is so fucking boring I can't stand to just keep re-running the worlds for baubles.
Based on my first look at the achievements and the wiki page, it almost looks like just speedrunning all of the levels on explorer, classic, and tribulation will provide a lot of the currency baubles. Do you need to go out of your way to do certain objectives like kill the queen bee dogs or can you just sprint to the bosses and beat them in each game mode to get like 25 baubles per day?
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>find bear in maze
>bear is immune to his own fire, which is bullshit
>trees are immune to bear's fire, which is bullshit
>bear is in a tight-quarters maze, where the only way to fight his AoE-spamming ass is to run in, hit him once or twice, run out, wait for the fire to dissipate, then run in, which is boring as fuck
>hear "reveal" sound effect when bear dies
>tree turned brown
>burn it down with candle
>reveals hole in ground beneath it
>drop down
>it's just 4 more bears in tight quarters with like 4 baubles on the floor
WHAT'S EVEN THE FUCKING POINT?
How fucking hard is it to hire ONE person with a degree in game design to work on this fucking multimillion dollar, 123541 year old MMO?
This level design is worse than most indie games made by 17 year olds in RPG Maker.
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>>563671097
Fuck it. I'm ballin' in the Crystal Desert on a Renegade. Shit's actually fun so far. I'll maybe do the daily SAB shit then power grind the rest when there's like 1 week left. I've found a few people online saying you get can get anywhere from a bubble bauble every 2-10 minutes at a dozen different places if you learn where all the secrets are and just speedrun them.
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>doing PoF story
>doing achievements when I can
>get to the Leave None Alive achievement
>the fucking trash mobs FLEE THE INSTANCE when you kill the last officer
>officers aggro from a mile away and blitz you with bullshit dash attacks that leave AoEs on the ground and throw you up in the air
>these zealous fucking cultists who are defined in the story for their obsessive support for Balthazar RUN THE FUCK AWAY
This is one of those instances where not only does the dev behind this need the shit slapped out of them, but the WRITERS who thought this was a good idea also need it.
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Every game company needs at least one person that knows what the fuck it takes to make a half-decent game.
Someone that wasted $40k-200k on a degree on the topic is the easiest way to guarantee you find someone that knows the bare minimum.
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>any design degree
good designers don't need a degree. college and trade schools are such a scam nowadays, people are reluctant to go. student loans and such. i have a degree in memes; good news is that i didn't waste a dime to the greed machine, bad news is that i play guild wars 2.
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THEN
>Herald of Balth fight at the temple
>every 20% hp, she runs to a group of civilians to smash
>IF YOU DO TOO MUCH DAMAGE, SHE WILL SPRINT SO FAST THAT YOU CANNOT CATCH HER WITH 90% OF SPECS
>the only way to reliably get the achievement is to stop damaging her after the first pack of civilians, wrangle all of the other civilians in the place outside, then fight the Herald while she runs around smashing the locations where the civilians USED to be
This is just so unforgivably lazy and stupid. There is no defending this.
>>563678925
Who said I didn't like the game?
I rage so hard because an otherwise really fun game is constantly mutilated by the stupid fucking devs of all time. The core gameplay is so good but they can't fucking design a dynamic system to save their lives. They can't design achievements. They don't know the difference between "challenging" and "punishing", etc, etc.
But when I come across a new type of enemy and get to tackle it like Monster Hunter, dodging new attacks and lining up my own damage combos to beat it, the game is good. Great, even. I just ran into my first hydra, and when one of its heads flopped off and wiggled at me, I was very pleased.
That's what I play for.
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Nobody is talking about GOOD designers.
What ArenaNet needs is ONE FUCKING PERSON in the room to know the very most basic principles of what makes a good game. They have all of the other resources. They just need one motherfucker to say, "Actually, it's fucking RETARDED to force players to grind for 1000 of a thing, or to force players to redo the previous 5 minutes of gameplay when they fuck up something we made intentionally tedious to do."
Like, did nobody say, "Hey, it's shitty to force Revenants to play without their new aspects until they max out their tree because they don't get to mix and match their utility skills like EVERY OTHER PROFESSION IN THE GAME"?
>i have a degree in memes
You have a degree in Evolutionary Biology?
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>it's just like me, big and feels empty
I can fill ya, big boy
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>big and feels empty
Is this one of those zoomer things where they develop crippling anxiety from open spaces?
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>https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Aggro
>While in combat, player characters and other creatures will generate threat against enemies.
>The player or creature with the highest threat will gain the aggro of the enemy or enemies
Im flattered that i'm consistently the most threatening entity to all these bosses but FUCK OFF please lmao
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>site is so fucked posts are disappearing into the aether
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>range
Id believe it if that were a consistent factor.
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>>563383619
wow uninstaller didn't do this. XIV uninstaller doesnt do this. no steam game uninstalled ever did this to me. even pirated game installers know what they installed and what to remove when its uninstall time. Its actually more boomerish to expect uninstallers to just delete the folders thats what older XP era games used to do
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This shit perfectly illustrates my main complaint about the incompetence of the devs.
NOBODY does this fucking event chain.
You wander around in circles getting ambushed by Branded while this retard kills himself attacking branded bushes every 2 minutes.
At the end, a Champion Branded Hydra spawns.
A bunch of Veterans also either spawn during the fight or spawn next to you while you fight.
THE ENTIRE FIGHT is running in circles while the Branded Hydra spams THREE (3) moves.
You're never in any danger.
It's mind-numbingly boring.
It takes fucking forever.
And then, when it's at 0.5%, a branded minotaur or grillas can spawn literally on top of you, charge you, stun you, and leave you eating shit while 5 branded enemies, including the hydra, instantly down you.
And then, EVERY ENEMY YOU COULD KILL TO GET BACK UP will turn and run away to go attack the downed event NPC over the hill.
Then the Hydra drops all of its big nukes on you and you die. Event failed.
Not a single fucking braincell went into designing this bullshit.
It's so impossibly boring, but it's loaded with a bunch of random bullshit.
And if you die, it doesn't matter if you spent 10 minutes on the event and then 5 minutes on the fight and got the boss down to 0.5% hp. YOU GET NOTHING.
That is "punishing" game design, but not "challenging" game design.
There is no challenge in running around in circles for 15 fucking minutes. But it is extremely punishing when one bad stroke of RNG can fuck you out of getting any rewards for it.
And because this is a Revenant, you can't even say "lul bring more stun breaks" BECAUSE THE SUBHUMANS that designed the profession decided it'd be a genius move to lock all of the utility abilities down and completely strip you of any ability to customize your skills.
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After like nearly a fucking decade I finally completed the crimson assassin set in SAB. Fuck you Anet.
Also I haven't played this game in fucking forever. Last time I raided banner slaves were a thing. Nobody wanted to play them and they were easy as shit.
I still need a bunch of LI but I don't have time for a static. Pugs are a crap shoot and that new quick play thing is impossible because everyone in them is irredeemably retarded.
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Do you guys name your characters lore accurately?
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The "Sneed" joke is a classic Simpsons background gag that relies on a hidden rhyming pattern to imply a dirty meaning. In the episode, a farm store is shown with a sign that reads "Sneed’s Feed & Seed (Formerly Chuck’s)." The joke is that if the store followed the same naming convention under its previous owner, Chuck, the name would have been "Chuck’s Fuck and Suck." It was a clever way for the writers to sneak a crude reference past TV censors.
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Why did the price of time-gated ascended crafting materials (pic: deldrimor steel ingots) collapse at the beginning of February?
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How much dps do you need to clear all content in the game?
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I'm not complaining about the story. The story is fine.
The problem is they design events for the first few weeks of content launch and put zero thought into how that content will be experienced for the other 99% of its existence.
They keep designing shit that's only fun and only works when the zone is new and full of people. Too much of the game is unplayable solo and that's retarded because most of the lifetime of the content will be the YEARS after you release it. All group content in old expansions need health nerfs because it's retarded to force players to slowly solo shit that's designed for 5+ people.
And you know goddamn well that calling out for the event wouldn't draw anyone else, because you see people try it all the time with bounties and they get MAYBE one other person.
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It's incredibly boring and janky to me. I'll probably grind out 100 bubble baubles for the powered armor skins and then avoid it like the plague because it's some of the worst content ever made for an MMO.
>big boring low-poly worlds
>janky combat
>annoying enemies that force you to spend 50-80% of every fight on defense when you're already going bored out of your fucking mind just navigating the maps
>all of the interesting shit is hidden in ways that require you to tediously scour the levels to find them
It's content for bugs.
It was designed for NPCs to play.
It was designed for people that think checkers is heart-pumping and thrilling entertainment.
It was designed for people whose IQs peaked in grade school.
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stealing game design anon's gimmick for a minute.
the most frustrating part of guild wars 2 is any kind of boss fight, raid, big meta monster, etc purely because the developers don't know if they want to go with visual indicators for mechanics, or auditory indicators.
the entire time you play the game your character gives you feedback, yelling out distinct lines when they get buffs or debuffs but for whatever reason they decided that boss mechanics need to be purely visual (or the audio is so fucking muddled by everyone's shit).
why didn't they make bosses have cringey lines or shouts when they use their abilities? they can't be blind to the fact that you can't see shit in fights. so annoying.
revenant's gs4 made me start thinking about all of this. it's great, it has a real loud noise when you block attacks.
the other block abilities and ripostes and whatnot don't have much indication on whether they worked or not besides the usual "little square flips over" deal.
that's all. none of this shit really matters but frustrated walls of text are in style so i thought i'd chime in. hearts hugs and kisses from chengdu
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>>563739592
One of the main problems is lack of coherent vision for what the game is supposed to be. There isn't a proper Director or strong motivated team, who want to put out the best thing. GW2 devs are going through the motions, it's their job, not a game they'd love to play themselves. They give off a "moderately excited" vibe about making it, that leads to safe, lowest viable product options.
Second one, and most likely the main one, is that they seemingly lack technical know how. Even changing wardrobe turned out to be a significant challenge. They are really scared to touch UI, all the mechanics are remixes of the old stuff. New content is pretty much music, maps and visuals. Even those are often mediocre or based on existing stuff.
Sure they have some tech people to work on classes or graphics, but that's clearly not enough to really clean up and rework such an old ass MMO with shitload of content, moving parts.
And lastly the game isn't treated as main golden goose for people with money, so there isn't cash flow to brut force significant changes and develop it. Adding a paid gemstore garbage is more than enough for them. As proven mini-expansions can be a slop, smeared across 1.5 year and userbase would still be retained. So why bother, what if you break something that works fine?
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>And you know goddamn well that calling out for the event wouldn't draw anyone else, because you see people try it all the time with bounties and they get MAYBE one other person.
Nope, you're wrong. Asking for help will almost always get you at least one other person, and one other person is almost always enough.
I've been playing since August and while some maps are somewhat dead (PoF maps, mostly), you're severely exaggerating how bad it is.
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PoF maps are pretty alive, its just clustered around specific things. I farmed out Shadow of a Shadow and I regularly had people with me doing Maw of Torment, and people show up for all the map events regularly like sieging that castle or the doppleganger and of course legendary bounty trains
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It is. Would be slow, but you'll fit within time limits. Majority of the players can't do even that consistently, in ideal circumstances. People genuinely have below 3k dps and struggle with open world elites. Gap between clueless player and someone a bit aware is gargantuan.
Next April Fools' they should remove Stability from the game for a week, now that would be funny.
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Whatever you say, Mexican Enchiladas.
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oh, I'm already inside it. there wasn't much explanation though. I followed some hands and went to world 1-1(?) there was a timer and something about coins but I just got to a chest and warped to the next level. is that all I'm supposed to do?
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If you want to get a bunch of baubles quickly for prizes, there are some upgrades you should be working towards. The important ones are bombs, shovel and chain sticks. The bombs open up secret rooms that usually contain baubles and the shovel lets you dig up daily chests.
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yes, the problem is at the start you'll be capped on how many baubles you can acquire in-mission. technically you can hold more in your inventory, but if you're capped then none of the baubles you pick up past the cap will count. therefore you want to convert baubles to bauble bubbles (250=>1) as often as possible at the vendors in the lobby. you can break a bauble bubble back down to 250 baubles again if you ever need to. the shops in various worlds contain progressive upgrades to increase your wallet size. you basically just work through everything like a budget zelda game
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>go to desert highlands
>all the harpies have FULL DRAGONHUNTER SPECIALIZATION ABILITIES
>spam rapid fire
>spam knockback
>spam traps
>cancel gliding when they shoot you in the air
>they can see and shoot you even if you stealth, so they have stealth detection mastery, too
How the fuck did these fucking harpies manage to fully complete Heart of Thorns without anyone noticing multiple entire clans of them farming HPs and masteries?
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I dunno if it counts as jobbing when I just expected stealth gliding to STEALTH ME, but got shot out of the sky by a harpy while just high enough up that I couldn't come out of the stun to redeploy my glider. Died to fall damage because ArenaNet broke Rule #1 of good game design: Keep your rules consistent.
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Open world is too hard. ANet would be wise to nerf it more. Core game enemies had optimal difficulty, no need for more abilities or mechanics. One guy = one skill.
Also nerf elementalist for good measure, they are all chud faggots.
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I hope we'll go to this area next month. I've had enough jungle maps.
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>you got a new mount! go explore!
>lmao j/k FUCK YOU half the places you try to explore will require you to grind the "extra jump height" mastery we bullshitted into the game because we're incompetent hacks that cannot EVER give the player anything without capricious little hurdles
>every single system has to be a pain in the ass to use because we're psychotic fucking insects wearing human flesh as a disguise here at ArenaNet!
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And before anyone asks:
The best way to have handled this would've been to have made every ledge in the map where you get the Springer be accessible with basic Springer leap height. Save the extra-high, mastery-boosted height for literally any other fucking map. Just let players fully enjoy their new mount on the map where they get it.
That's all.
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I liked mount unlock progression in PoF and exploring zones with them. So satisfying!
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This is especially retarded even by the standards of your usual bitching and whining. The entire structure of GW2 from HoT on is that it's a Metroidvania MMO, and the most absolutely fundamental cornerstone of that entire genre is "we show you something super early, but you can't get there yet, so you need to make a note of it and come back later."
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Metroidvania-like is a forced genre with outdated design principles. Gating progress behind unlocks is artificial difficulty. Either make it fully open world, go anywhere without road blocks. Or strictly linier, clear progression.
Showing players a place they can't reach, before designer says so is deceptive and misguiding. Developers basically lying and giving a false hope of fun.
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>The entire structure of GW2 from HoT on is that it's a Metroidvania MMO
No it isn't. It's lacking 90% of the support mechanics for that.
And showing you a dozen things in a wide open map is retarded because nobody keeps track of everything they missed. And worst of all, it incentivizes players to skip content they CAN reach because after you waste 5 minutes a dozen times trying to get somewhere, you just stop trying and decide to revisit it later when you have masteries.
It's toxic in every sense of the word.
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>Blood Legion, twist xis balls clean off.
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femcharr mesmer, you know you want to be that special snowflake also play mirage
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don't forget to make her white.
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>>563713142
I created the biggest Norn the game allows. He has a ridiculous blonde mustache. His entire load out is bright cyan and white. He is a daredevil thief that twirls around with the Bifrost and offhands with dual daggers (BOTH rainbow cloud SAB) daggers.
His name is Kronk Armstrong. People love him.
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everybody please welcome to the world: Jean Carn
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>>563782775
I am old as fuck. I remember Atari and NES games. I played the FUCK out of retro games. It's not a "play" on anything. It's a doshit retarded Gen Z fuckwit's idea of what retro games were like.
And it's shit. Pure shit.
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The inbred, retarded fucking devs include THE 30+ SECONDS LONG EXPOSITION AFTER THE FIGHT in the fucking "beat the 4 rulers in under 12 minutes" achievement, meaning it doesn't matter if you fucking murder them and have 20 seconds to spare. The achievement still falls off while the fucking losers are standing there REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING DIALOGUE ABOUT "U MUST BE THIEVES!!!" FOR THE 60TH TIME.
A fucking toddler made this story step.
I don't even want to look up the "beat the rulers without damaging an illusion" achievement because it's going to be some retarded shit like "you have to break all their defiance bars without dealing damage to them" or "you have to let your retarded NPC party defeat them for you".
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Oh, and the kicker is the fucking piece of shit game DC'd on me, despite my connection being fine according to all of my monitoring software, before I could talk to the two retarded lesbian queens, so I didn't even get the fucking "talking to all 4 rulers" achievement.
The game had to patch after I relogged, meaning the fucking idiots just kicked me to run a patch. Despite the fact that I relogged immediately when the new build was deployed 2 hours ago.
ArenaNet devs are the most incompetent in modern gaming.
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It actually made me redo the entire story step, so I knocked out all 3 achievements easily.
The trick was, I started thinking like a subhuman ANet employee and asked myself, "If wanted to spite the player instead of make a GOOD game, what would I do?"
Turns out only the real Queen Nadijah has a non-shadow portrait, which is bullshit because the UI should not be the tell for an illusion puzzle.
And then it turns out only the real Queen Nahlah or whatever has a spiky Sunspear staff instead of a plain stick, which is a good clue. You can tell just by glancing at the clones.
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this is shitposting but there is also some truth there. open world isn't necessarily too hard but it feels like unfiltered ass. i can't count how many times it has made me seethe when i go to fight an enemy and they run through me, only to do it again after i reposition.
revenant has also shown me a new level of pain. getting smacked by cc right after dipping below the energy required to cast my stunbreak makes me mald.
i swear they do it to me just to fuck with me. i've fought that giant hp on the raised platform in the pof zones and he either stands there and does nothing, or he spams cc and knockbacks constantly.
if the game wasn't entirely balanced around tranny golem sims with permastab, things would be better.
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gomenasorry, anon-kun, i'll do better next time.
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>>563800021
based take
I'm loving Renegade but the resources system and lack of build flexibility on Revenant just ruins the profession for me. I can't swap out a utility skill for when I'm in open world vs doing fractals vs mass tagging during meta trains, etc.
I hate waiting around for shit so it pisses me off that I have to stop fighting and spend 3-8 seconds dodging while my energy regenerates so I can finish nuking a veteran or champion.
I especially hate that it's not obvious when your Warband skills are enhanced, so you don't know right away if your energy regen cucked you out of an enhanced Warband skill until you cast it.
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Retard-kun, I've been thinking about what you said and just wanted to reiterate that I think you're a retard.
I keep passing quicksand and jackal portal locations and thinking, "I can't wait to come back here when I get the right mounts so I can explore this."
I'm NOT thinking, "I can't wait to come back here after I get those mounts AND FIND OUT THAT THEY'RE STILL LOCKED BEHIND MASTERIES."
I'm fine with having to pass things up and think, "I'll get that later, after I find the right tool for it."
I am NOT fine with finding the right tool and taking it back to the thing I saw before and finding out I have to grind some masteries to actually use the fucking tool on it.
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>tfw bullied by spending the next few days seething over getting called a tranny
Haha, you sure got me.
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>mention him once
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There should be a "display cabinet" item that lets you put items you really like on display. It just shows the icons, almost like album covers. But you can interact with the item and it shows the tooltip. So basically for all those extremely rare goofy items that can only be obtained once you kept in your inventory for 10 years you can display for their sentimental value.
And of course the cringe legi types can display their legi accessories or something.
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i have a femcharr mesmer. why are they a meme? 4 fluffy tails instead of 1? i don't recommend virtuoso though, the "shart blades shart mind" phrase sounds like a MHS and is very disappointing. does the mirage femcharr have good/cute/cuddly buff/skill callouts?
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Femcharr are rapists
Mesmers are rapists
Femcharr Mesmers are rapists squared
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>>563340621
Quite literally the only time i get in trouble with jannies for racism is when i call the subspace nigger a nigger. Which is very curious.
Ive said it before and i'll say it again; White people dont get offended when you call them a niggerjust like how non-trannies dont get offended when you call them tranny
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For me, it's not that I'd rather turn my brain off, it's that elites like holo require to turn it on for the same damage, less utility and more risk. Plus, when I play a long 6+ hour session using something too proactive or requiring concentration it will turn my brain to mush by hour 3, 100%.
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Pretty sure I have mentioned multiple times I don't care what others think of me. However, if you are going to give away ammo on an underwater basket weaving forum don't be surprised when it gets used against you. You should know that being a /pol/tard.
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>i dont care what others think of me
This is incredibly evident given the archive
>i still care enough to cry to jannies though
Kek. Literally right here in this thread 24/7 ready to reply at a moment's notice
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What is it about subspace charr that makes brown people seethe? How does he do it?
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The only mistake I made in the however many years we've been doing this was not compiling a list of your lolcow shinanigans. Because I can guarantee you nobody gives a shit about someone being a zogbot when the one complaining about it throws a 72 hour tantrum over a single word.
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>everybody who doesnt like me is brown
Thread quality takes a nosedive the second that dipshit is mentioned and he has to defend his precious ego. Ironic for someone who talks about how little he cares about what people think of him
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I think the meme status is from character/class played chart from some website, it's the least used combination.
Mine was a meme Baba Nisos JP farmer. I made her wear silly hats and that sort of stuck. Now she is a very cute bard, soloed many OW bosses. Still need to make her a legendary helmet to change all the hats for free.
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Thank you kind stranger :^)
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>>everybody who doesnt like me is brown
>/pol/tard
>can't into /pol/tard discourse
This is why I make fun of you. You are out of my league.
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