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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD

Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)
Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m
Current Event: Ligne Droite Story Event
>Schedule
04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)
04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)
04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/2000
04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration
04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)
04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event
04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi Amazon
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released

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these things happen
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>>563726834
I need my bokumankos...
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>>563726834
>early bake
Can you not
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hehe
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Oshi.jpg
She's so pretty bros...
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>>563726834
chad op just wanted to post more images, based
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forgot to mention, checking the experimental sort box makes it shorter. Still takes a bit, but much less than rawdogging it. My bad minna.
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Today is NATURE's birthday, say something NICE about her.
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Borgar yay or nay?
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>>563727083
I wanted to make a Natie thread for her birthday...
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i don't care about your stupid sorter (blogposting btw)
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>>563726834
I have 40 minutes left in my office so might aswell do the sorter
>>563727083
I like the animation they did with birdbrain, it looks cute
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>>563726998
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Digitan LOVE
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>>563727054
Excellent taste.
9/10
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>>563727150
You can blame the usual attention whore and faggot for that.
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Name an uma that's been completely ruined for you
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>>563727083
Why is she giving me this look!?
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>>563727247
NTR, Chiyono, Vivlos.
People shit on Stego and Ryan because we have two fags who love them, but they aren't anywhere near shit as the above three.
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>>563727054
I like this format
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>>563727247
none
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>>563727128
Always yay
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/uma/ has fallen. billions must flatline
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>>563727054
Rate my list
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>>563727247
>Top Road
for me you can't ruin someone I didn't even care about to begin with
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>>563727326
>Got into Chiyono because of cute dog comics and her song
>Ruined by armpit and ERPing faggots
It's miserable.
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>>563727368
Ruby HATE
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>>563727393
>>563727339
>>563726834
What the fuck are you doing?
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>>563727247
teio
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>>563727128
With large fries and a sprite, two orders
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>rapes you in mile races
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hmm today i will force the uma got ruined for me schizo narrative
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>>563727447
nta bk. bk ketchup better
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>>563727447
If those are the options then nevermind
Nay.
I thought you would get it from a local mom and pop or make it yourself.
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>>563727525
Nice
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>>563727506
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>>563727435
https://snep.pw/uma/sorter
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>>563727054
This one looks better
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>>563727497
Nah, I can plap Nishino's ass any time of the day, I was worried about her getting her ult but she's still using turbosprint on mile races.
Vodka though, hate that bitch.
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>>563727654
I bet air grooves crotch would smell good
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GUYS I DID THE SORTERSLOP TOO NOW GIVE ME ATTENTION
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Good morning to everyone except the ricenigger
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>>563727729
It's the afternoon
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DANCHOUUUUU THIS IS THE LAST OF MY FAN RUNS TAKE IT FROM MEEEEEEE *flatlines for 3 months*
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>>563727775
not in south america
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this one's hard but I gotta pick my nadeshiko onna
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>nobody hating on dotoposters
noooooticing as the kids say
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>>563727612
>>563727054
How are you guys sorting your boxes?
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If this wasn't a parent run, I would've quit by the first summer
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>>563727803
>south america
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>>563727247
None because I'm not autistic
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>>563727873
The Dewey Decimal System
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>>563727054
>experimental sort box
what does it do though?
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>>563727902
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>>563727247
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>>563727830
My hatred for them has turned to apathy, same for the NTRnigger
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>>563727873
nvm I'm stupid and just merged screenshots like I assume you guys did
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>>563727830
I filter doto's images on sight
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>>563727972
makes you rank them from G to SS, then it compares everyone within the same rank
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>>563727830
w-what did I do?
why would you hate me
I will kill you for this
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>>563728084
nta but same
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>>563727994
What the fuck have you done
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>>563727994
Rice Villain would post this
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The schizo is behind stego and doto and rice and chiyo and topro and ryan and fuku and totopo and taiki and opera and cafe and ardan and curren and...
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>>563727902
>>563727994
Faster!
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>>563727994
probably one of the funniest posts of all time
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I have 600 rolls saved up, I pulled Kitasan, Nishino, MLBd FM and Seiun sky with 190 pulls in total. I have incredibly FOMO but I'm planning on spend it all but Taiki, Rickey, Tachyon and Smaru are months away

Thanks for reading my blog, I am a gambling addict who's suffering from withdrawals. I just want to pull a tenner RIGHT NOW but I can't. Therefore I'm posting as a coping mechanism
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didn't ask
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>>563727531
I think he just needed some headpats
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Are you popping 60% megaphone and Speed Ankle on this early training? I have another set of these in shop.
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>>563727884
>no gw
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>>563728115
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I asked
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>>563728303
Make a pull plan
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>>563728303
Do whatever you must to keep the voices at bay anon
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>>563728231
>Roped
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>>563728303
This is actually very responsible and I'm proud of you
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>>563728231
evil shameless bastard
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>>563728368
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>>563728356
Depending on the shop, I would go for 40% + no ankles, but since you said you have another set then go for it.
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>>563728356
No guarantee how often double rainbows will pop up and it hits the '40+ stat gain' rule so yeah, especially if there's more to buy
Too many runs where I've thought 'oh it's fine if I don't take this training it should be easy to cap speed' then I eat shit for my hubris
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>>563728185
Kansai-ben girls are the best
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>>563728231
for me, it's Doto ears RADAR
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>>563728356
Are you planning on skipping Yayoi Sho?
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What if we had a Machan schizo here but we all just decided as a collective to completely ignore them?
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>>563728303
paid daily pulls are made for crackheads like you just buy one
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>>563727054
>>563727607
Ran out of images last thread but here's my top 3
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>>563728524
Wouldnt work
I would want to have sex with them too much
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>>563728524
What if I tell you that I am tired of seeing chiyonigger bringing up some stupid shit?
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She never fails to make me gosling
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>>563727195
shame I can only fit 9 on them on my >phone but I'm still waging
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>>563728303
Roll now
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>>563727247
Umas haven't been ruined for me because I'm not retarded but I have several impressions from certain [uma]posters.

>NTR poster(s)
Their posts are /v/ tier in the sense that they are incredibly basic in knowledge and are white noise for the thread.
>chiyoposter
You're not gay, stop larping as one, you suck and it's not dick.
>dotoposters
Absolutely deranged animals
>stego poster
My brain filters him I don't see his posts anymore so I don't know what he talks about.
>teioposters
Always good posters in metadiscussion, very based despite being 4chan stereotypes
>oguriposters
FUNposters classic oldfag 4chan enjoyers
>curren x falco posters
You will never be women.
>other umas posters except for cunnyfags
Incredibly based, best posters ITT.
>cunnyfags
Newfags.
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>>563728608
You should be nicer to me
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>>563728689
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>>563728689
me behind her (I'm Italian)
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>>563728689
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>>563728689
Me in the back
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>>563728689
me behind her
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>>563728689
>4-1
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>>563728642
Good taste only ruined by a few umas.
7/10
>>563728076
Mix of good and shit taste.
5/10
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>>563721404
I pretty much vibe picked...I'm really bad with favorites outside of like top 5
normalfag ahh list
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>>563728487
Depends on it having a rival and available training. I'm always free flowing there, sometimes I even go for 3 races if I have means to counteract possible penalties or skip them for fat trainings.
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Fuck man, Jordan just makes the junior year so comfy. I shouldn't have taken her off.
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>>563728659
which umas are cunny by your definition?
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>>563728689
these are the kind of pics neicha DMs Top Gun every day
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>>563728524
But, we do have a Machan schizo? He has been here ever since.
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>People ship Vodka with Daiwa
>when Vodka is like the most spaghetti tripping Uma when talking with her trainer
Nani?
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>>563728664
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>>563728689
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>>563728803
Bad taste.
4/10
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>>563728847
Scarlet and Vodka have been a ship since they were active racehorses.
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>>563728659
CurrenGODs and FalcoCHUDs are not friends

I'm not a Currenfag btw
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>>563728689
If you keep advertising here for free I will buy everything you publish and leak it for free without fault. I'll do it till the end of time, I'll use VPNs, use crypto, third party credit cards so you'll never figure out my identity

Consider yourself warned NTR faggot, I know you're the artist.
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Gooning with Digitan
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>>563721404
Proud of my results
>>563728783
Rate mine
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Finemo posters reign supreme
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>>563728965
I do this
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>>563728965
god i wish
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>>563728783
all of them are my wives......
>>563728803
I like it, kitachan should be higher on my list too I dunno why she isn't, I like genmi girls too much
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>>563728659
>basic in knowledge
post your plats, i can guaranteed NTR anon has way more than you
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How can I become the Mamboschizo?
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>>563729120
Take his cock out of your mouth bro
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>>563729120
>ntr faggot thinks plat titles even matter
Like pottery
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>>563728847
The ingame trainer is a complete nonentity. I don't care about any uma's dynamics with them.
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There's a lack of cocks in this thread
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Too bad we wouldn't have a Nature thread during her birthday.
Anyways, this video still never fails to make me gosling
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>>563729072
did you post yours?? I didn't see it
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>>563729125
easy
just do this every now and then

Mambo!
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so all I have to do to get all the schizos talking about me is to bake a thread?
i'm to lazy to do the captcha already, the thread bake captcha is probably giga aids
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>>563727416
>>563727326
Chiyo armpit licking is funny, not sure why you guys are being faggots.
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>>563728659
You just called Gold Ship posters based.
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>>563728642
>>563729235
I did but I'm still unfortunately at work so I could only fit 9 of them!!
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>>563729246
If by schizos you mean NTR/Ryan anon, yeah. Those people sperg out everytime somebody bakes early and snipes their thread
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>>563729236
I've always wanted to be a thread personality!
Mambo!
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>>563729227
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>>563729259
Chityo armpit is reddit shit, I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about our resident avatarfag.
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>>563727797
Why arent you guys buying the clocks in the daily shop wtf. Did you play the game like last month when anniversary started?
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say something nice about narita top road
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>>563729246
You say that while he's rampantly avatarfagging ITT
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>>563729227
go ahead and fix that
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>>563729125
unironically bake every OP to be Mambo and without a care in bump limit like a newfag
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>>563729341
I've been collecting their melties bc I find them funny
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>>563729341
are you being disingenuous on purpose? i mean you sound like a schizo just from your post
>>563729398
i say that while reading the thread, i can see you reposting OP image with different file names like it means something
who are you trying to fool?
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>>563729434
Sounds like a plan
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I'm glad the avatarfags take attention away from me because you fags dox me.
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>>563729125
Become the Mambodanchou
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>>563729010
can't tell if you are baiting or being a schizo, are you alright?
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>>563729509
nigger you can't just change the way you type and expect people to not know it's you
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>>563729436
>ywn experience love this intense
Why go on?
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GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
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>>563727326
>>563727416
>>563729378
Chiyono is the biggest one. It's disappointing because I was eagerly waiting the arrival of this adorable dog.

>>563729259
Maybe if you are intellectually disabled. Go back faggot.
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>>563729436
You guys should kiss
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>>563729604
isn't that what you are doing now?
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>>563729552
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>>563729420
Cute Journey
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The thread was better when Cloudflare was shitting itself
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>>563729373
damn what a big cock you have there
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>>563729723
I mean who doesnt like NTR ITT. 100% gays
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What are your thoughts on the soon to be released Bamboo Memory?
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>>563729802
That's Yaeno Memory.
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>>563729072
minor spelling mistake.... genki*
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>>563729802
This is Muteki Reason
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>>563728642
>>563729321
>oshi.png
ohhh I was being naive and tried to ctrl+f for a phone filename...whoops
a little surprised about your daiwa placement I don't think I've seen you post her
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>>563729802
She's the definition of an incredibly mid uma, I wouldn't be mad if she spooked me later but I'm not rolling.
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>>563729802
all short brown hair umamusumes are the same
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>>563729802
She’s cute
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I used to think NTR poster and the scatjeet was a samefag so I was able to ignore both of them but Scatjeet is most likely banned because of the new captcha update so they're not the same.
Now I understand the anons' complaints and annoyance about avatarfags.
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>>563729802
That's Yamnoo Metoky
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>>563729802
Personally I'm waiting for her alt
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Wow apparently I am a mare fucker, I feel like the quick sorting option isn't accurate though cause my results were quite different a few months ago
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>>563730135
I literally thought these were the same uma for months
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>>563729802
I believe I was the first anon who pushed this meme and I'm happy that it caught on
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>>563727416
I just got her recently and she's top cute. A shame about that poster though, not like it matters for my opinion of her.
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i rather see literal scat and poop eating images than avatarfags taking our thread
where is the scatjeet south american?
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>>563730195
This, but with Finemo and Grass
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What if uma selfcest?
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I only realized now I don't need to borrow a parent every time, because I now have 2 good ones, but by muscle memory I defaulted into borrowing one.
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>>563729536
I know who's and what club the NTR poster is from, but, I will not stoop on that level yet.
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>>563729986
daisca is probably my favorite front besides Helios.... she would be first if not that I like helios' seiyuu more because she voices my favorite character in SHOW BY ROCK
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>>563728689
nice nature wouldn't do this
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>>563730295
I think any non tourist knows but there is no need to shit up the thread with doxxing.
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>>563728847
people tend to ignore things that interfere with their headcanons
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>>563729802
>the yakuza denied us the Bamboo Memory + Bamboo Memory (Light) + Cheval Grand + Cheval Grand (Dark) group sex doujin
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>563729227
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>not deleted yet
I guess reportfags are still not here
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I want to have sex with Narita Top Road
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>>563730476
Only an actual homosexual would report (good) porn.
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>>563730175
uoh mare bloomer
actually one of the sexiest things in the game
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>Brown hours
>Falseflag posts
>The spiritually female are gossiping
>They are also complaining that they don't get enough attention
>Barely any posts about actually playing the game
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>>563730567
me on the bottom
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>>563730575
everyone ran out of their borrows anon......
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>>563730175
>curren milkquetd'or
immaculately based
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>>563730567
me at the top and NTR anon at the bottom
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>>563730567
That's not me at the bottom...
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>>563730175
I wish soft spoken women were real
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>>563730303
the seiyuu autism goes hard!!! most of my favorite ones are guys so there's not anything in this game that can mindcontrol for the better or worse
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>>563730575
everyone is waiting for reset retard
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i want to creampie buena vista.
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>insta delete
wait that's illegal
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>>563730575
Give me back my Half TP
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>>563730575
everyone is waiting for the scenario to end retard
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>>563730567
I'm fine with NTR porn (the uma not the genre) because I self insert as the guy fucking NTR while the NTR anon sits in a corner and cries while jerking off his micro dick as he watches his waifus pussy get ruined by my dick and her womb filled with my cum
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>>563730382
True but doesn't help him alone is fucking annoying even without the other schizos present
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>>563730763
you should draw a TTT grid on her forehead with your cum and force the
anon to play
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These umas are confirmee whores
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>>563730295
Just realease the ntr files and get that chud doxxed
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I'm nooticing that the anons complaining about thread personalities talk like ESLs
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Stallions are bottom-coded
Mares are all dom and/or rapist
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i have to stop masturbating.
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>>563730835
I don't interact with Chiyo fags and I don't read their posts either so I have no idea what you said
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>>563730964
I'm noticing the schizos are brownoid south americans or sea
Yeah no shit dude
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>>563730979
Teiobwo thinks he has human rights
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>>563730969
Nah
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>>563730662
I think it's fun to look up the seiyuu for your favorite umas and see if maybe they voice something else you you liked but didn't recognize...
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>>563730295
I still find funny that people call it doxxing when it's just your game ID that you'd need to share around to interact with people here anyways.
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>>563730628
thanks, I know there's like two other Bouquet fans here
>>563730651
so true... can't wait for her to release so we can know more about her, will be interesting to see how they incorporate silver collecting against Chrono into her story cause so far they're just besties and she's such a mellow character
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>>563731181
trust me, it's for a good cause
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JPfriends, how does Cheerleader Nature compare to original Nice Nature post-evo?
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>>563731180
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>>563730969
Maya...
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>>563731293
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>>563731287
Neicheer gets an upgraded NSM, while Neicha gets generic velocity skills and loses her debuffs
Neicheer is better
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>>563731414
i'm mcqueen here
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>>563730175
Kek based, we’re really similar except with Bouquet and Chrono swapped and Ai instead of Buena. I do love the 18/19 gen mares a lot in general though and looking forward to Bouquet being playable too. I’m thinking maybe she’ll be the next newma on the 20th for her bday + sweet pea stakes + haruten but here’s hoping
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I should do something about that
...
...

...
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For upcoming CM should I just run regular suzuka in TB, or cope runaway?
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>>563731482
Regular Suzuka
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>>563731469
*rubs chin*
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>>563727247
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>>563727247
i like ayabe and topro even more now because of him, i bought the ticket just to get ayabe
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>>563731715
Is it true that Neicha forgot to wear panties in the cheerleader outfit once
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>>563731747
>Retard likes a retard
Huh
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*joins room with 1 uma*
NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TEST DEEZ
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https://x.com/Takiki2828/status/2044027501073313993

Mejiro Dober (32) enjoying the warm ground.
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>>563731185
true I do this a lot for anime especially and I get genuinely surprised seeing the amount of variety in characters some of these people can do
I say this often but they do NOT get paid enough, like actually
on that note I need to go rest...be safe on your way home dacchi..!!
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When you guys aren't posting cum tributes or scat you bitch endlessly about attention whores as if you're not giving them exactly what they want. MANT has fucking ruined this general.
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>>563731964
Cute old lady
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>>563730175
Wait a sec, is this game's sorter or some way to check your most played characters?
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>>563731921
Test deez
Testes
Balls
Umamusume
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>>563731990
So I need to post more dick then
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>>563731990
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>>563731972
get some rest!!!!
they really don't get paid enough.. especially ones that are doing singing and dancing on top of VA
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>>563731921
I'll doxx you and get NTR anon to post about you being mean until you get kicked from your club if you do that
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>>563731990
>Umaplying it’s not the attention whores themselves posting about themselves
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>>563731921
I do that when I spot rooms with 2/5/8 umas.
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Say happy birthday to my wife
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>>563732365
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how much to doxx him? i'll paypal you
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I miss fast and brain dead careers
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(You)'re celebrating, right, anon?
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>>563731990
I'm here to play uma and erp, and I'm all out of TP
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How do I get my name higher up on this list? You need to scroll down to see my name so I never get any attention when Mambo gets doxxed which sucks
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Sex Natie, Sex Natie
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>>563732601
>out of TP
>no borrows for another hour and 12 minutes
what else do they expect us to do.
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>>563732539
birthday girl is 3 months away
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Someone make rooms this thread is reaching critical brown mass
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raping heliosposter
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getting my trainee to eat the incense sticks for energy
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>>563732740
you should show us your video with straightaway spurt in it again
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I spam-tapped on the final training day and hit recreation by mistake, now my Mummy Creek has 1169 stam instead of 1200
but I have zero good recovery skills on her anyway lol
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>>563732757
>tfw comfy thread
use your filters anon
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>>563732601
AGP ERP right?
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>>563732767
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>>563726834
Just how oblivious should you be to fucking use your sorter result instead of posting it past thread. We didn't even reach the image limit during the times anons were posting their results.
Unless you're doing this on purpose to ruin NTR and Ayabe's reputation
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>almost 100 followers
I'm becoming kind of a celebrity
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>>563732706
too big
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I disregarded the borgar plan and instead I will airfry some chicken breast and eat it with rice and steamed brocolli
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>>563732767
I'm the one who does the raping though
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>>563732842
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>>563727054
nice, was waiting for an excuse to post my sorter
this one is a couple months outdated, ayabe and marche might be in my top 18 now
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>>563732810
that wasn't even a week ago. you really want to see it again so soon?
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>>563732627
you can't
because it's ordered by gameID, newcutie
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>>563733036
yeah, I do...
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do we have an /uma/ poster power tier list
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>>563731467
Nice you should post yours if you still have it
>I’m thinking maybe she’ll be the next newma on the 20th for her bday
You made me check and I have the same bday as Bouquet, very cool
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>>563733084
Why is she wearing Daring Heart's racing silk?
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>>563733091
fine, only because you asked
https://litter.catbox.moe/jvyrbzunj9tbrqe3.mp4
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>>563732627
For me, my husband and wife will always be Vincent V.
Sometimes its Mambocchi too though or even Mambocake
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>>563733027
forgot to attach img lmfao
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>>563732893
i'm doing on purpose so schizo browns like you fuck off and stop giving my wives attention
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>>563733004
RIGHT?
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I'm sorry Gentil-san, but Digitan is and will always be my oshi
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>>563733059
Is game id based on when you made your account or is it RNG
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>>563732893
He's not oblivious
Any attention, negative or positive is attention
Stop replying
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>>563733173
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Your mothers would be very ashamed of you if they knew what you were getting up to
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>>563733173
What the fuck did you hit when you started spurting LMAOOOOOO
*BONK*
*cums*
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>>563733173
You should fix your diet, that's not a good color.
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>>563733407
This is 4chan, most people here have awful relationships with their parents
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>>563727054
mostly the same with exp sorter
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>>563733173
Oof thats some weak ass sperm, nigga
>>563733427
Based Teiofag telling it like it is
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>>563733417
my desk is made of metal
>>563733427
it's typically very pearly white. cum doesn't look great when it's on a screen.
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>>563733173
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Do you guys ignore npcs or am I the only one who likes light hello?
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>>563733604
*spurts on you*
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>>563733583
EN hasn't gotten her yet but if she's the over the hill drunk hag I hope she is then I am excited to meet her
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Now that I got access to Nishino's Flower, I'm thinking on benching my King Halo from TT.
Should I run her late, or make Air Groove (base) go late and Nishino pace? I read here before Air Groove works better as late.
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>>563733285
probably not RNG
I'm a Day3 torena or something and I have 155 XXX XXX XXX ID
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>>563733583
i set it to ignore npc because the sorter is already long as is
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>>563733661
Nishino needs to be Pace
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>>563733493
That may be true but I'm hoping to evoke the power of shame (something specific individuals in here very obviously lack)
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and you guys call me the fag
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Dia ruined, who's next?
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>>563733768
game recognizes game
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chiyoposter is fake gay
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>>563733661
If you read the skills the decision should be pretty easy.
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behave
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You guys are actually destroying this general.
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>>563733793
i'm doing Maru next
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holy crap that was painful
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i want to see all the avatarfags post their dicks and cum now...
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>>563733728
Noted.
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>>563733873
CHEVAL NEXT DO CHEVAL
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>>563733915
/uma/ meetup when
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chiyoposting, kitaposting, currenposting and diaposting should be bannable
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>>563733661
>Now that I got access to Nishino's Flower, I'm thinking on benching my King Halo from TT.
Meet me irl and I will kill you.
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cringe gaylo
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>>563733793
>>563727506
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>>563733873
stop being a retard
they crave attention so don't give them any, report and filter
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>>563734043
I love you Kingu but no matter how I train you every other uma makes 20k+ more points than you and I bet it's because her unique has a big if attached to it.
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>>563734108
stop nyoooooooooticing give in to the outrage
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>>563734026
Laisu would NOT say this
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>>563727083
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guh
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>>563734190
that was a tongue kiss btw
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>>563734232
yeah mine
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>>563734190
is that a kiss or
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Bunny Garden is a cool game and you guys should play it
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>>563734217
FUCK YOU KAICHOU
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>>563734352
it has flat girls?
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>>563734352
my favorite is Ulala here
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>>563734190
I wish I was neicha
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>>563734352
>>563734435
Do not lewd the ulala
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bourbonngpt generate anime girls for a dating sim
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ICHIBAN
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>>563727035
This image tries its best but it unfortunately fails to change the fact that Ramonu is incredibly ugly.
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>>563734562
DAKARA
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>>563734628
faggot
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>>563734435
towa...
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>>563734682
sexo
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fatten up your trainee
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>>563734628
t. Ryanfag
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>>563733793
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>>563734628
t. Still in Cuckening
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HOEH ARIGATOU
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totopo did nothing wrong FUCK rebricked dancho
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Hello, I am new.

Is there any trainee that genuinely likes the player or do all careers just boil down to an awkward platonic friendship between an adult male and an obvious lesbian teenager?
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>>563727083
Sex nature
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>>563734879
Post your pull plan
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-75 carats from not doing my daily career
that's how burnt out i am
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>>563734920
you still have 40 mins
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>>563734920
just do an URA?
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>>563734920
The day isn't over yet dumb Kita poster. Go fail a career with McQueen
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>>563734993
>>563734920
DO NOT DO A RUN
BE LAZY
DACHOUS DON'T MATTER
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>>563734920
Mackie time
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>>563734501
check out this OC uma
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>>563734920
bakushin. ura finale. all wit and speed.

let's do this.
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>>563734920
you will not need that 75 anyway
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>>563734920
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>>563734879
Still in Love, Eishin Flash, Mejiro Ardan, Mejiro Bright, Aston Machan, K.S. Miracle, Super Creek, Cheval Grand, Buena Vista, Satono Diamond, Dream Journey, Vivlos, Cesario, Transcend, Satono Crown, Fine Motion, Sakura Laurel
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>>563735068
Kitason Bamteki
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>no medium S
for Taurus, do I just keep her? Radiant Star and head-on at the bottom
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>>563734993
>>563734920
kissing kita posters
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>>563735209
oink oink oink
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>>563735068
Fake kitasan...
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>>563735154
>>563734879
You forgot about Manhattan Cafe and Nice Nature
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>>563734920
just 3 more months zwo
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is Kitasan usable this CM?
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I’m not angry that my Ayabe got second place three times and lost due to xoguri
I’m not mad
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>>563727083
Nature is very nice, I love her
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>>563735437
She is usable, but her unique is useless for literally everyone but her
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cunny
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test
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there will be no mayano in this thread
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>>563735489
It's a velocity unique it's useful for every Front
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>>563735685
what's this, the glue factory?
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>kills game for the 4th time in a row
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>Three (3) replies to an obvious bait post
anons...
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>>563735784
It simply purged the weak and undeserving
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>>563735741
it's a stretch test
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>>563735913
What's the post I wanna reply too
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>>563735913
What's the context behind this .mp4?
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does anyone like nishino flower? please join my club
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>>563734920
It's just 75 carats
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>>563735685
I'm pretty sure she can easily break those handcuffs
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How can I go back in time to spark Buraito-tan banner? I am genuinely having a mental breakdown out of regret
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>>563735990
this u?
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>>563736142
just get spooked like me, it's that easy
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>>563736142
There wont be an uma selector at the next half anni, funrtounately. But you can buy her in uhhh 8 months or hope she spooks you by then?
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>>563735741
she gets fucked by a massive nigger dick and dies after
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>>563736142
Noodle arms
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>>563736142
ticket her next anni
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>>563736335
Thought this was a scat post at first glance
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>>563736142
Simply pretend her banner never happened and that she's actually a premium ticket-only anniversary uma. Roll for cards and umas that'll make her strong when she releases.
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>>563735987
she got asked to explain about papa katsu as she's one of the most enko coded umas
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>>563736152
>all circumcised Uma club
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>>563736142
Roll on her alt
You have to stick it out for her
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60230506
60230506
60230506

Public CM rooms are too weak for me, join!
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>>563736589
which uma would unironically do enjo kousai
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>>563735142
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Next thread will be NTR
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It's Marvelous Thursday!
Marvelous!
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you fuckers and your joining speed
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>>563736834
Mayano Top Gun
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>>563736142
Just wait for the next all-uma banner
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>>563736973
Anotha

2446691*
2446691

* Is a number between 1 and 3
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>>563737002
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>>563736834
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>>563736142
Hold out for the alt or piggy selector
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>>563737062
Faggot
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>>563736834
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>>563737062
ONORE
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holy cow that digitan went hard at the end
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>>563736834
Digitan
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>>563730232
nigga i get bamboo memory and yaeno muteki but how the fuck you come to the conclusion that fine motion and grass is the same uma
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For Trackblazer, how many Mile sparks do I need to get Doto (F) or Tama (E) to a viable rating?
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>>563737218
People just join fast because its Taishin. Taishin is too cute and gets picked up and carried to the finish line by uma musume that have won the derby.
I believe its compulsory.
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>>563735574
>>563735685
Rape
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>>563736067
why is Tazuna just watching? is she into that?
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1.5 anni does not have the uma selector btw
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>>563737383
every 3 stars it goes up a letter, you want mile B at least
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>>563734993
>>563735020
>>563735030
>>563735042
>>563735095
nyo. i had a nice breakfast sandwich in the meantime instead
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>>563737529
what was on it
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>>563737383
10 to boost Tama to A, Doto to B
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>>563737529
It still isn't over gwo...
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>>563737383
7 for Tama
10 and anal lube for Doto
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>xoguri flops her ult
LATECHADS OUR TIME IS NOW
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>>563736834
HishiAma would justify it as getting a prize for winning a one-on-one
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>>563737383
Doto needs 10* mile sparks just for mile B, Tama needs 7*
it's rough out here
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>>563736834
Me.
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>most of my planned pulls are umas
i barely have like 4 card banners but like 12 uma banners
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>>563736834
Helios & Palmer
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Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
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I'm not gonna do my runs right after reset
this is a bad omen
I'm gonna take a nap and THEN do runs
>>563737708
no way helios wouldn't do enjou kousai she's too paripi type of gyaru for that
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>>563737575
ham, cheese, and fried egg, it's my go-to breakfast and it's Umazing
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>>563737674
B is shit may as well be F
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>>563737705
The umaroller…
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So if I want to win next CM I just need to do two doms and Xoguri right?
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Sometimes, I realize I share this earth with retards who buy radiant star on Xoguri, and it makes me lose faith in humanity
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>>563727830
Whats wrong with Dotoposters?
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>>563737856
If you like 50/50 odds sure
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>>563737856
yeah, the next 3 cms are like that
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>MANT killed clubs so now my club can get S+ gibs again.
Thanks MANT
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>>563737873
Yeah bro good job getting info from sloptubers you are so much more intelligent than casual players do you want a cookie?
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>>563737491
rob roy would be total sex if she let her hair down
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Thanks guys
I'll have to get some good Mile legacies for my girls.
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>>563737873
Red pill me on radiant/glittering star hate. Is it because they're expensive or is it because they're not optimal?
Cause I tend to buy it on everyone and need to know.
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which uma unironically has clitoris piercings and prolapsed holes?
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>>563738075
It's a heal that procs whenever it feels like it
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>>563738075
it can mess up your ult activation really bad
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>>563737995
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>>563738134
Shakur
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>>563737809
What the fuck you are me. I like black forest ham.
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>>563738134
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>>563738134
curren chan
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>>563737705
How many of those Umas do you actually want to play because they seem fun to train and fit your preferred running style and how many are in your pull plan because you got suckered in to wanting them by /uma/ propaganda?
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Just found out Nishino Flower finished 3rd at 2400m races yet her medium is E? E like how 18th Satsuki Sho placer Falco got her E turf? How is it fair
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>>563737995
she is already perfect
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>>563737906
They are too sexy and make me want to rape them
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>>563738297
no style plans or propaganda, they just make my cock happy
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The real lewd question is which umas would secretly have pierced nipples.
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>>563738309
she needed a nerf for being too powerful
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>>563729802
>
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>>563738380
Make an umarolling alt and don't brick your main account
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I simply do runs while watching youtube in bed
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Admire Groove x Cesario!
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>>563738195
BASED anon. black forest ham supremacy
also muenster cheese and fully cooked egg yolk, it's disgusting when you bite into it and it's liquid

>>563738309
cygames pulls the distance ratings out of their ass sometimes, they barely have any consistency
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>>563727054
what's this
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>>563738528
I had a comic for this but I apparently did not save it and it's frustrating me.
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>>563737995
Yes. And no megane.
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Dia-chan...
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>>563738309
Helios won sprinters stake I think and she has only B in sprint
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>>563738582
https://snep.pw/uma/sorter
get to work anon
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>>563738661
succubus
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>>563738195
>>563738536
>pig eaters
disgusting and barbaric
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>>563737943
danchou will probably make it official we are going for it today
i'm glad the bots can't properly play and the cheaters have to actually learn or be at a severe disadvantage. only stops a few of them but still
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>>563738814
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>>563738814
we eat piges here after stripping them down from their accounts
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>>563738687
the only G1 Helios won irl was Mile Championship (twice)
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>>563738612
I really like Admire Groove now but god did I make that mistake more than once when I first started to recognize them, I admit it.
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>>563738309
They get stingier with distance aptitudes the later on compared to first year umas. Winning Arima Kinen will only get the Uma B long for example. Almond Eye got 9th in Arima and is cursed with F long (which need an inspo for an A).
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which uma would unironically tattoo their boyfriend's penis 1:1 on their forehead?
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>>563738814
you're brown
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>>563738879
That's my bad then, I thought she won Sprinters Stake too
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>>563738964
Digitan
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>>563734920
My -75 carats' reason is stupid. I missed it because I ran out of borrows from giving up all the runs.
Piece of shit scenario.
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>>563738814
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>>563738756
dia wouldn't do this (before marriage)
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>>563738916
My guy, how? One has homophobia and huge ass ears.
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For doing parent runs is URA Finale or is TB and running only G1s (and only running G2s/G3s when necessary) better?
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Do you shower with your trainee?
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>Bonus carats from race is only instead of 10
AHHH double bonus again when
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>>563739037
why didn't you just do a failed run without borrows retard
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>>563739068
>stego, ntr, and bakushin avatarfags are jihadist
marvelous
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>>563737984
I am not intelligent. And casuals are below that.
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>>563727054
>>563726834
Kill every jp insect and kill you apes for posting umajp2.0
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>>563739136
Parent runs is 30+ races focused on epithets instead of rivals on TB.
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>>563739237
>Longnoses think they own this land
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>>563737984
I want a cookie
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this sorter takes too fucking long you retarded dev
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>>563737984
I do want a cookie real bad I'm on a sugar free diet and I have been craving sweets for weeks
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>>563739075
Dia would be extremely vanilla and pure even after marriage.
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>>563739159
No reason to do any runs without a borrow. 75 carats is nothing when I'm seething
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>>563734920
Bro your rank E McQueen?
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>>563739075
what if I marry her now?
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How are we feeling bros?
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Trainers have no rights
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yall need a sorter to tell who is your favorite umas???????
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>>563739472
Stay strong, Ryanon
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>>563739150
yes, almost everyday as every healthy man should
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>>563739702
>Reichsadler
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>563739765
I'm not him.....
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>>563739843
Stay strong, not-Ryanon
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>>563739702
I usually follow Lememe's rides but I'm all in on Reichsadler this time
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>>563739759
top 1 is undisputed, top 2-10 it depends on the day
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>>563739759
the sorter is only useful for anything past top 5 or maybe even top 10. it will get your own taste wrong because even as long as it is it makes conclusions based on other matchups and doesn't ask you for a lot of matchups it assumes will be one-sided
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>>563739702
rooting for large ensemble
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>>563739759
It was too bothersome so I skipped it
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>>563739759
i have a rough idea of who my favorites are, i just like to quantify it directly because the human mind CRAVES comparison
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>>563739068
>>563739171
Nonsense.
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>>563739759
yeah i sort them by breast size and then start from the bottom up
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Am I required to use a Long Parent and Stamina Sparks when training Summer Maru in MANT? I just got her and she keeps failing at Kikuka Sho/Tenno Sho and can barely hit either 500-600 STA
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>>563740312
are you lost
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https://x.com/i/status/2044430567199162758 unfathomably based JPbro, i strive to have a room like this someday
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Is this any good?
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>>563740357
are you buying skills? my nyopera routinely clears haruten with 300 stam and 2 white recoveries
>>
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>>563740468
performative nice nature shrine, he doesnt actually like nice nature he just likes the community
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>>563740357
You should've learned by now that if you're not buying a gold blue you do the Tiara route.
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Jobber
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>>563740357
just run tiara route instead, no point in running triple crown for sprint/mile umas who won't have enough stamina to complete the epithets
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Hello friends!!!
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>>563727083
She has great style and I deeply relate to her inferiority complex.
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This is evil.
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>>563740653
hi babydacchi
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>>563739702
>Admire Quads
I am placing my hopes on that one despite knowing nothing about it.
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>>563740521
>sexual harassment
huh?
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>>563740740
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>>563740694
That's why you should pick Admire Groove.
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>>563740587
that’s a cat
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>>563740836
I did. I love Duramente but I do love Aruvu more, and by all means she needs the love.
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The autotickets are way worse than autoplay, it barely gets any good parents done, I feel like I got scammed
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Man I barely had time to do careers and I have barely any event bonuses either. Is it over?
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Next thread will be Mambo
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>No clocks
>XOguri ace is as good as it get. Only possibler better one is early fast learner. Not gonna grind for one.
>No 2nd/3rd aces. Dominator bots only
Nothing to do. Shit arse scenario and meta indeed
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>>563739702
i uhhh i'm gonna the image with which horse have which uma in their pedigree to decide
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Mambo!
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think I'll take a nap before losing my mind training a later in mant
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day 1 of not eating until i get bright
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>>563741007
I had this shit completed like a week ago tf you are doing?
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>uhh torena-san I need, like, one gazillion kikka sho sashes
Umazing! Let me guess, pace/late medium/long aptitudes? Wow, you're so unique and daring! Six million kek sashes for you!
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>>563741007
>not spamming x2 points during 1/2 tp cost
Ehh tough luck.
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>>563739136
>Is a gimped affinity, stat gain and skillpoint gain better?
no

>and only running G2s/G3s when necessary
You should be spamming races because after hitting 600 for a stat, affinity and skillpoints are the next things that matter.
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>>563741214
If it makes you feel better, I had a big breakfast and I have Bright
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>>563741278
This post made me laugh
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>>563740519
I keep hearing the only heal I should grab for her is 777 to trigger her skill for the CM? Would I be screwing myself over if I buy something like Corner Recovery/Moxie for her?

>>563740568
>>563740613
Alright I'll run Tiara and just skip Tenno sho. Thanks. Any advice on the Stamina thing? I usually run all PWR sparks to hit 1K and a few STA
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>>563741214
why you didn't pull? shame on you!
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>>563741214
Is Bright's story really that good?
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just saw anna anon's uma NSFWs on iwara compilations...
like
actual NSFWs...
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>>563741589
is one of the best mejiro stories after mcqueen
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This is my oshi. She only runs on dirt, she is not meta there. Even so, I am eager to climb the mountains of Hokkaido.
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>>563741501
My job here is done.
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>>563741635
post them or else
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>>563741589
>Cafe
>not blue
lol
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>>563741538
Yes, you'd be scrwing yourself if you buy other recoveries as her unique activates depending on when the heal was used. Stamina for fronts should be around 700-800 anyway, you can do haruten but skipping kkksho for Tiara is good. Probably get some stamina sparks with your power sparks.
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Does the daily shop eventually get a better UI or do I get to click a confirmation prompt on every single item as if I'm playing MANT (JP release version)
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>>563741635
Can I see them?
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>>563741680
>>563741841
https://www.iwara.tv/video/sqEOa3rMW0fPep/umamusume-taiki-shuttle-sex
skip to the one at the end
tell me that isn't anna anon
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>>563741668
>stronger Rickey
>no strong
lol she is my wife and will never be your oshi
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>>563741668
she IS meta on dirt, just 2nd to Rickey
and her summer alt once it releases even powercreeps Rickey, i believe
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you guys are so dumb
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>>563741747
Chart anon is preparing to make an update so you can go and tell him that she should be blue
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>>563741671
Bravo, SpeKING
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>medium S
>Fast Learner
but
>1100 speed
>pic rel
tired
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>>563741880
stop this
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Why is Nishino Flower good?
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>>563741880
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???
How the fuck are these random NPCs smashing Oguri Cap and the other Umas?
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>>563739702
Green energy has the fastest time on nakayama 2000, but matenro gale had a neck finish against green energy.

Cavilirizzo however had a very fast finish on wet hanshin 1600 m, so 2000 m shouldn't be much of an issue.

My money is on matenro gale, as he has ran 4 of his 5 races on nakayama 2000 and has shown to be of the same strength as the other top contenders.
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day 1 of no fap until i get bright
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>>563739702
MY GOAT ASK EDINBURGH
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>>563737823
fuck she's so tiny and sweet

I might have to pull her
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>>563741668
Bruh tarumae is super meta on dirt what are you talking about
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>>563742196
>well-timed acceleration ult
that's it. it's that simple. it's all you need foe an uma to be cracked
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>>563741880
It is, he is credited in the description even
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These 3 are family btw
Only dad Soccer Boy is missing
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>>563741238
Having a job and crunching. What can I do? Spam the first scenario? Keep doing TrackBlazer? I got plenty of resources to replenish TP.
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>>563741214
>>563742549
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>>563739702
Hey Lovcen was the Hopeless stakes winner.
Also when is Admire Terra and and Croix running?
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>>563739702
I’m still sad Bereshit couldn’t make it for this. I’ll be rooting for Lovcen and Basse Terre for this one in the meantime
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>>563742762
Use double TP and spam S rank umas on Unity.
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>>563742718
>Hiding your rank as if anyone here plays JP to know what umajp clubs exist
>Hiding your rank when chrono genesis doesn't even have JP data
>Hiding your rank pretending you even play the game to begin with
Retard
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Star Blossom artist drew Bakushin and North Flight
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>>563734352
no flatties = no buy
sorry, but that's just how it is
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>>563742908
>uwahhh please let me doxx you i love you so much i want to stalk you
giwtwm
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>>563742835
Spring Tenno Sho should be start of next month for Terra and Croix iirc
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>>563743002
should I read star blossom or wait 5 years for the anime
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>>563743002
why is baku transmasc blm antifa freakazoid?
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>>563742908
retard
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>>563162815
An update for you Anon. Apfeltasche has retired after her 9YO season. Her final stats are 35 wins in 60 races with 20 of those being G1. She has earned 3 257 350 000 Yen over the course of her career. She has also won The Melbourne Cup 4 times in a row, cementing herself as one of the greatest stayers in history. She will now stand as a broodmare
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>>563743002
they ran the whole agenda
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>>563739702
Green Energy racing in the Spring green themed race in the sixth green colored gate that he has gotten in 2/3 of his previous races. Definitely Green Energy
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>>563736834
all the gyarus, but especially fusapan
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>>563743002
cute lesbian couple
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heres my tt score gwo pls stalk me kyaaaaaa
*changes one uma in my roster*
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>>563743109
hwf santa didn't give her coal for christmas
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>>563742908
>Hiding your rank when chrono genesis doesn't even have JP data
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>>563743109
I want to suck on her nipples while shes upset
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>>563742835
HaruTen on 3rd of May
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>>563743115
laurel and her trainer are boring as shit and the worst part of the manga, but everything else is great
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>>563741880
Wait, so that account is Anna's?
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>>563743109
When her feet is in my mouth
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>>563741214
I wanted her a lot but it seemed like Ry*n was gonna be involved in her career a lot from the story events so I didn't roll for her
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>>563743282
>anon successfully dodging HNDL attacks
Sugoi!
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>>563743375
don't think so
it is a compilation
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>>563743109
Kissing Gold City until she smiles
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>>563743446
well bright's sire is ryan
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>>563741880
hanime tv is better than whatever thats on here
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>>563743109
when she spots me and light hello entering a love hotel
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>>563743276
You are in dacchis
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>>563741589
Why are Tamamo and Grass Wonder blue?
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Do stables exist in the umaverse
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>>563743002
I'm Bakushin here
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>>563743945
iirc when the chart anon visited us here once some anons told him to make them blue
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>>563738739
took a while
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>>563741880
Maybe he sells only the animation sequence
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>>563744040
probably
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>>563744079
why is she transmasc tranny person
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top 3 most autistic umas?
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>>563744082
Those anons were wrong.
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When did the ERP start? I dont remember this happening last month
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Oissu
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>>563727054
I never actually got Brian vs Dream Journey/Nakayama/Orfevre or she would've won, which is funny to me. Marche is blatant regency bias but might solidify anyway. Also everyone should go listen to her song, it's great. And Lala really did shoot up the ranks because MAN is she so cute, her story's hilarious, her career...hurts. I really need to learn how to beat Ai. Her onsen scene is very good and left me wanting more.
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>>563744384
when /v/ma got kicked out of /v/
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>>563744082
Those anons were right
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>>563744384
>anon is bored
>but nothing to talk about
>but thread should be fast (for some reason)
>anon will be a gay faggot in the thread to entertain himself and make thread fast
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ITS OVER MY CLUB IS DEAD WAAAH DAAAAHBY
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need dick
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hashire hashire uma musume
ummm
uuhh
*talkslop talkslop talkslop talkslop *
hashire hashire uma musume
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>>563743115
Definitely read it, its pretty good. It has a lot of Sakuras after all.
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>>563743115
boring until Brian appears
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>>563744860
It always throw me off how fucking tall Laurel actually is when her personality is the way it is.
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>>563744082
Those anons were right about Grass but wrong about Tama
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*drill whirling sounds*
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>>563744858
hashirape hashirape umamusumape
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>>563744082
Those anons were right about Tama but wrong about Grass
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>>563741589
why is fuku under comedy
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mejiroslop > sakuraslop > symbolislop
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Winning Ticket would be a lot hotter if she shut the fuck up
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I will rape one (1) thread personality while forcing them to cosplay their own oshi
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>>563745173
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DAHBY
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>>563743276
*smooches you on the forehead really loudly*
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>>563745128
satonoslop... forgotten...
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this is so niggerlicious
releasing orfevre and gran alegria back to back
how the fuck i am supposed to get both
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>>563745407
You have two fucking years, fuckass. Just save.
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>>563745173
Ticket is perfect just the way she is
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have you heard?
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>>563745407
You have all the time in the fucking world to save 3 sparks for them retard
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>>563744937
it matches her in-game succubus personality, not her "kind shounen protagonist" manga personality
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>>563745407
scamcha gran alegria and get lucky, she's so fucking hot too, I want them both too
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>>563744937
she can be an ass sometimes.
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I give up.
First of all, no mile really impacts a lot. Second, no speed training on summer 3 fucking careers in a row.
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>>563745407
Let me guess, you won't be playing the game and save up to 100 million carats until then
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>>563745470
>>563745523
yeah nigger just save, don't roll for anything for 3 years, also don't MLB Almond Eye speed who is the scenario card when orfevre and gran alegria are out lol suck my dick
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>>563745709
you honestly just suck
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/uma/ meetup when? Dibs on 3 bottoms
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>>563745785
PLAY THE FUCKING GAME INSTEAD OF JUST LOGGING IN FOR FREE SHIT YOU RETARDED FUCK
IT IS NOT HARD TO SAVE, YOU CAN STILL ROLL FOR STUFF IN BETWEEN. STOP BEING A WHINY CUNT YOU IMPULSE ROLLING FAGGOT
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>>563745831
im down for one, just make the discord to organise
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>>563745407
why do you need both? Just pull your favourite
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>>563745785
>just save, don't roll for anything for 3 years
i know one nigga itt that is doing exactly that lol
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>>563745785
Yes nigger, that's exactly what we said. "Don't roll anything for 3 years" That's 100% what we said, nothing about saving and planning your rolls you illiterate fucking monkey. Do you think both tasks for impossible? You fucking retard, you fucking ape, I hope you quit before Grand Live. You don't deserve either sandian
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>>563745927
NO
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>>563745785
>don't roll for anything for 3 years
retard how low is your carat income? do you ever actually play the game?
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mejiro bright
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the pace keep mechanic is completely bullshit if a promoted lead happens, why is it even in the game like that
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>>563745980
doto would say this
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>>563727054
*ahem*
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>>563745407
the real f2pocalypse will be with Rudolf-Shakur-Almond Eye releasing 1 month apart from each other
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>>563745785
You should have like 20 rainbow crystals by that point gwo, just use them for AI
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Do people not already have 100,000 Carats saved for their Oshi's?
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>>563745786
Explain
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Pull plan posting should be mandatory
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>>563745831
Don't fall for it if you're danchou. This is a honeypot to find and attempt mass danchou assassination to collapse all /uma/ clubs
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>>563746060
>be in the lead for the first 10 seconds due to a bunch of skills activating
>uh actually, you weren't suppposed to win from the start, yoink
>punched into 6th place from first
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>>563746138
>Redditship boy fucker
Cringe

>>563744549
Kill yourself

>>563744206
>Rice
Based but also fuck off to umajp
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Don't call impulse rollers faggots because of one bad apple
We revel at the thought of not getting the character with our poor decision making for gambling is our release not the character or cards
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Looks good to me bwo, you just have to save
Admittedly this game becomes very harsh for f2p after the 4th anny
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gambling is a vice
vices are bad things that feel good
if you dont pull just to pull, then you are not a true ojiisan gambler
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>>563746474
>miletard is in 2029
how long before my lala.....
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>>563746145
I extremely doubt f2ps will last that long. In fact I have a suspicion that the Tachyon Light Hello banner will reap a lot of souls.
I undervalued Riko to get away with no SSR mlb'd her, and you can bet your ass I'm not gonna make that mistake with Light Hello too.
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>sheeple's favrite uma is either oguri, agnes, or golshi
LMAO
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>>563746413
seethe nigger
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>>563746237
simply roll better luck
Are you building her for next cm?
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>563746669
>agnes
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What makes pulling inherently a bad thing?
That's what I thought you dumb fucking avian
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>>563746474
>this game becomes very harsh for f2p after the 4th anny
i've noticed this too, i have my pulls planned out all the way to 5th anni and my carat reserves tank hard from air shakur onwards
i hope cygreed isn't taking over and there's a cooldown on must-pull cards after 5th anni
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>>563746569
Nobody is dumb enough to use real money for gacha rolls so it isn't really gambling
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>>563746581
it's doable if you skip on either nishino flower or SiL or both depending on your stash
the carat income doesnt change much if you settle for B finals so it's a matter of how much patience you have really
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>>563746784
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baker san?
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>>563746912
haaiiiiiiii
minna!
hoeh arigathread!
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>>563746912
nyooot baking, don't want any schizos crying on my door
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>>563746778
because scenarios are 1/3rd shorter and the human rights card last half as long. This is not even mentioning all the "fixes" they release later on (only if you pay tho!)
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cygames is looking to eos umamusume for umamusume 2
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>>563746870
is skipping SiL viable? i'm thinking nishino seems more necessary to have but SiL is only the best speed card for 1 and 1/2 scenarios so i've considered not investing on it unless i luckshit the free pulls
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Realistically, the game becoming greedier later on and us having verifiable records attesting to that fact should make us question whether or not we even want to invest our time into it in the first place
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PLAT TITLES HAVE BEEN A HONEYPOT SINCE DAY 1
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>>563747008
scenarios are 1/3 shorter but we get 30% more free carats
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If pulling is bad how come pulling on my dick feels so good?
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>>563747146
Doesn't SIL get powercreeped pretty fast
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>>563747183
MANT is already making most question that
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>>563747314
anon, be more gentle with you dick...
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Just get lucky
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>>563747438
>>563747438
>>563747438
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you have to bake...
you can't just...talk without image...
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>>563747314
but what if you rip the skin
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and the retards will share two threads at the same time in 3... 2.... 1....
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>>563747146
ardan in the rudolf banner is a valid replacement for nishino
skipping either isn't "viable" you're basically eating shit for the scenario they're in it's your choice of enduring that for cards that last longer
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>>563747514
oh, nvm >>563747448
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>>563727054
>no one's linking their results for the whole list
https://snep.pw/uma/sorter/result/R9enqqdvRDUwR9F9IhrV

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