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Invisimech <3333

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My life for Mandy

>>563734883
fastest visikek in the west

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Flambert <3333

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>>563732797
some twitter/tumblr thematic art event it seems, the current theme is the third date. pity that the drawanon left us, he could provide some OC for it.

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>>563734883
>>563735106
>Still no mechablazer equivalent

>>563735861
Suffah Mandrones

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>>563735861
moreover there are even multiple variants of both invisimechs and flamberts

>>563735920
>>563736425
If I wasn't dogshit at drawing I would have made it myself by now

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Wonder which 40k factions each of the characters would align with if they were in that universe

Robert would probably fit Imp. Knights
Chase would be a cool inquisitor
Visi either Imp. Agents or Tzeentch?
Blazer, no idea. Maybe Eldar, but she's not as stuck up as they are, so eh
Golem Salamanders maybe?
Punch-Up Orkz or Votann
Coupé fits Ravenguard or the Fallen
Malevola I'm kinda stumped on. T'au maybe?
Sonar is 100% Tzeentch
Flambae I could see either with Khorne or Slaanesh
Prism Slaanesh
Waterboy, no clue, maybe Imp. Guard?
P-Man, Men of Iron or some autistic Necron Lord? Idk

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Now that the dust has settled, is there anything about Robert that she ISN’T into?

>>563739002
his smell (she got over it)

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/ourgirl/

>>563741234
she got cuter

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best girl coming though

>>563741234
Bershy kinda cute with long hair ngl.

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>>563742560

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>>563739002
She will be sorely disappointed if it turns out that Robert does not meet the expectations from her dreams.
>What? Finger in mouth? Why?
>I won't stick it in there, it's insanitary.
>Courtney you are almost 30-year-old woman, why would I call you a good girl?

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>>563743437
>Courtney when she finds out Robert is as straitlaced and vanilla as they get instead of the dom she imagined him to be

I NEED a tomboy gf bros

>>563744313
You can still find them at hot topic

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>>563744313
go out and look for one then

Flambae, but with sideburns.

>>563746248
He got spit roasted by the pizza guys?

why is invisigal brown

How often do you think Robert jerks off

>>563746864
Genuinely? Not a lot. Probably once a week for maintenance, otherwise he's too depressed

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>>563746446
cute

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This Golem guy is pretty cool if you ask me.

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here, have this pic from the time I found an artist who jerks off to people sneezing

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so we made it to #60
impressive

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>>563746517

>>563746864
>>563747749
After every big bust

>>563749850
#100 is just around the corner

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>>563749431
How the fuck do people develop such oddly specific fetishes

>>563750950
Women aren’t any better
https://youtu.be/ygmq7ztR6w8?si=z-7XpaTAnUMGZ8SQ

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I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass attention-seeking clean brown valentine tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".

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I love the world today

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>>563751030

I fucking miss Mandy, bros... It's unreal.

>>563753786
>Mandy
Inferior specimen

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>>563753786
She hasn't left bro you can just replay the game
>>563754271
gay ass nigga

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>>563748942
Yeah he pretty chill.

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>>563743437
>>563744215
>her face when she see how big the mecha dick is but she know she can't touch

Flambae? Bottom.
Phenomaman? Bottom.
Waterboy? Top.
Mechaman? Top.

Splitting homosexuals into ‘top’ and ‘bottom’ sub-groupings is rather homophobic tbqh

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test

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>>563750950
I dunno bro

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>>563760012
I'll throw my hat into this ring

>>563761127
scary.

Blonde Blazer wonder bread

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>>563762070
I cant speak objectively about it since it's what I'm into, although I'm aware it's borderline deviantart tier stuff

>>563762892
>red fingernail
Who's holding the feather?

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>>563763109
me

>>563759376
Testing for what?

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Why do people draw Visi as /fit/? She's built like a stick.

>>563737310
> Flambae I could see either with Khorne or Slaanesh
>Prism Slaanesh
I don’t see either as Imperial but Slaanesh? They’re likely promiscuous but they aren’t completely hedonistic, depraved, and repugnant. No where near to that degree.

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>>563768179
Same reason why people draw Blazer as super muscular even when she's not
It's a fetish

>>563768970
Prism I see as Slaanesh for the whole pursuit of perfection, fame, self-satisfaction angle

>>563769151
Ok, fair enough. For Flambae on the other hand. I can understand Khorne. Seeing how it’s a god of anger and violence. But isn’t his faction known for sacrifices and ritual murder? Flambae doesn’t have any record of killing be it murder or manslaughter unlike his colleagues save for Prism, Visi, & Golem. I don’t know, maybe I’m reading too deep into it.

Flambae why are you gay and not str8 reee

So the surgery on my hands went fine and I can now return to ritual phoneposting

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>>563774041
welcome back anon

>>563774041
Don’t you need time to recover or any physical therapy?

>>563774341
Already did. Was posting on and off here and there. I’m fine now. Only place I can’t post is my house since someone naughty around where I live got everyone range banned in the area. =\

>>563774304
Thank you. Thumbs are sore but working. Now I just need a new phone.

I hope you break your hands again

>>563774981
Don’t be a dick. Breaking my phone hurt harder than breaking my thumbs.

>>563770138
You got Robert. Be grateful. Flambae is for the guys.

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This is a heterosexual woman

>>563777943
I don't know she has dyke energy

>>563777943
Man I still remember when Dispatch first released. Bunch of twitter fags were seething because Visi wasn't a lesbian.

>>563778416
Wha constitutes as dyke energy?

short hair small tits and nose ring

>>563779734
that's just punk

>>563779734
Silly chud, that’s “please fix me” energy

ok but which girl gives the best head

>>563780095
Your mom

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maybe then ill fade away and not have to face the facts its not easy facing up when your whole world is black

aeeeeh fuck delicuous poison im drunk goodnightt sdn i love u bros

>>563782517
Stop drinking

>>563782723
i tried and i cant. g'night

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>Fujo's still posting
>BBfren still posting
>Ritual poster is back
>Visiholic is still alive
>even have the consistent MalevolANT poster
6 months later and 60 threads later we're still going strong.
And some faggots thought that we wouldn't make it to #50.

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>>563778416
What if Invisigal was a dyke but meeting Robert rewired her brain?

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>>563789130
>that's 4 months of keeping the general alive during dead hours
Now we're at #60 in only two. I can't take all the credit though. There's been dedication all around by our fellow dispatchers and ritual posters. While we haven't got anything substantial from AdHoc themselves. At least we have the community we've gathered, for better or worse.

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>>563789130
why is the ANT capitalized?

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>>563789963
The gold old dicking her straight method

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>>563792645
>:3

>>563790652
Tradition at this point.

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>>563789130
#100 is just around the corner

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>>563745971
>but with sideburns.
He already has sideburns?

I saw an image of Mandy and I did it again... I've Goslinged.

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>>563795435
you should write fanfics

>>563795496
I won't.

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>>563793152
well I dont get it, if there's some namefag known as ant or something I'm not him

>>563795816
You don't get to choose what we call you. If the name sticks, it sticks. Just ask Fujo.

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>>563795816
>>563795971
>Just ask Fujo.
It's true. I didn't pick this name. Just take it in stride as I have.

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>>563796890
I literally started posting consistently yesterday, I'm not taking or rejecting a name I'm just saying that's a whole other guy who the anon was referring to plus I'm confused why it's "ant" of all things. at least fujo poster makes sense and visiholic is explained by the drinking posts, how that guy got called ANT requires context

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>>563797383
>how that guy got called ANT requires context
I don't get it either. My only assumption is that it's some kind of play on the word Malevolent. Changing the end to ant for whatever reason. I guess the word ant is used to describe how few Malevola posters there are? Beats me.

>>563797383
Alright, alright, I'll tell you, fine. It's a play on words. You can guess the rest. It's pretty obvious when you think about it. Why would we call a worshipper of Malevola an ant?

>>563797581
I don't miss the /v/ schizo. That's for certain. Fucker ruined an entire generation of Dispatch threads with his sperging.

>>563797831
Was he the ratposter or am I thinking of someone else?

>>563798047
What? No. How did you come to that conclusion?

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>>563797638
according to this guy >>563797658 it's supposed to be some gay twist on malevolent because people want to be stepped on her. by that logic you can call me fucking maevolfeet. I'm sure we can come up with something better than ant

>>563798047
there's a handful of /v/ schizos now that I think about it
I still remember the guy who would come in here to gloat every time a thread on /v/ died (which was usually how I found out that there was a thread on /v/)

>>563798135
I tend to mix things up. So I don't really seem to remember much about that individual.

>>563798047
Do not besmirch the good name of the hamster poster. He was a saint! A hero! And a true /SDN/ patriot!
But, you probably never even see the schizo post, otherwise you would know what I'm talking about.

>>563798176
you can tell how disappointed I was from the explanation by the spelling errors

>>563798235
No, I'm pretty sure that it was one guy. The shit he posted was the stuff of legend.

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>>563798176
>it's supposed to be some gay twist on malevolent because people want to be stepped on her
Pretty much. But also because of how much of an insignificant portion of our community you guys are. And I'm not talking about the cool wild ants that live in the nature and wage endless apocalyptic wars with millions upon millions of casualties, nah, you guys are like house ants. The sort that gather around the spilt sugar.
Anyway, you're welcome here. I hope your stay will be pleasant and remember...

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>>563798876
you can tell this guy is a blazer fan by the way his post projects his inferiority complex. anyway thanks but I think you're putting a little too much weight on the matter of a video game general

>>563799278
It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older

I think malevolANT sounds gay

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>>563799278
BBChads do not have an inferiority complex
We do not because our girl is already objectively the best girl and the stats don't matter so don't bring it up
I expect a written apology by tomorrow morning

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how did one e-celeb whore influence dispatch discourse so much

>>563804194
People talk. And word spreads fast. While you may agree or disagree with her opinion. The stance did strike intrigue for discussion surrounding the love story. Such a story got a lot of male players at it's grasp. Much like how Twilight did for it's female readers and watchers.

>>563806292
I'm just wondering why the twilight comparison stuck as if there aren't any other stories with two competing love interests like FF7 or evangeleon

>>563804194
Why did she do it bros?

https://youtu.be/E23d3xeOFOg?is=h6lboncqPqIilnNx
Now even Erin Yvette starts throwing shade at Invisigal and her fans. That's adorable.