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Warden

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cue benny hill music
witchmail really strong especially if I dont use my ult.

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Sex with Venator

>>563797945
>Leak
>It's some twitter who's oc

How do you have sex with Ivy if she's a rock

I really hope we're not getting yet another vamp the next update when we already have two of them in game and there are bazillion unexplored themes and hero concepts out there

>>563798167
agreed why are we even acknowledging it

OP is fag

>>563798167
the oc was the one with the purple skin, op image is the legit one

>>563798139
pocket..your lifestyle...it's sinful...

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Why is there some nigger that just keeps posting his fart fetish shit in these threads? Last thread is filled with the garbage.

>>563797945
oh it's real

>>563798614
agreed I r*port it

>>563797945
>>563798513
>>563798630
is raven back from the dead?

This game makes me feel completely empty

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silver

>>563798946
yea

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>yfw they cold drop another set of heros
>it's Slork, Raven, and Boho

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>>563799208
nice

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>Get to enemy walker
>Get it down to half
>Enemy comes to defend
>Have to dodge walker stomp+enemy abilities that are thrown at me
>Kill walker and run away

I love these moments.

>>563799367
don't care, give me REMODELS

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https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/ryan-gosling-hero.126537/

why did yoshi lock my thread

9/11 reference when

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i love victor

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>>563799567
What was that? You want MORE HEROS????

submitted

I need to stop being a pussy and hard commit on getting good with Doorman

4 m1 carries and not one knows how to catch a wave, this game is begging me to go play literally anything else. You have to be masochist to enjoy standard right now

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is gun victor the way to go?

>>563801061
>using """QoL"""" (cheater) mods
shiggy

>>563801165
it's a fps config

>Calico cant do any damage unless she has two actives and spirit snatch
>Dynamo stomp can clear a wave on its own with 5 point bonus
Make it make sense

>>563801206
I actually probably need that

>>563798614
Every general on this board is complete goonrot.

>have holliday on team
>does nothing
>lose
cool game

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Some anons did not like milk tank Mina, so I made a smaller boob version.

>>563801226
>Calico requires money to scale
>She has a free money printer on 2
>Dynamo get's the best value out of health and cd scale for ult or gun scaling for 3 so 1 damage barely scales into the late game.
Not that hard if you have 2 brain cells.

>>563801568
right

thanks for the 1v2 lane, ugly dyke

>>563801570
Don't cave into the whiny moralfaggots

>>563801568
>have holliday on team
>ropes a couple people throughout the match
>just makes me wish she was playing dynamo or no&skill instead

>>563801570
AHHHHH MINA BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO BE A BAT SO MINA CAN HOLD ME!!!!!!!!!

https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/04-16-2026-update.127201/

>>563801570
thanks chief

>>563801701
every time i have a doorman that ults an enemy i just think about how if they were dynamo/mo the enemy would be dead already

>>563801570
Why cater to Redditors?

>>563801756
big change. hope it gets in the game

>>563801756
vyper probably gets misgendered constantly but wouldn't give a shit

Deadlock killer just dropped
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2416450/MOUSE_PI_For_Hire/

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from 0/5 and 3 RQs after deaths, to a win after all
nice

>>563802735
also I had to mute everyone to stay focused
people don't understand yapping about pointless mechanics does not help your team mates
I don't have to hear every time you go for boxes

>>563802735
>>563802872
time for sleep - back to work on Monday QQ, and I should use up the last few days of my vacation
...unless I prolong it further by a week, but that would be dumb

Ascendant is the real elo hell

BEEYANDO ESPEENA :DDD

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I GOTTA BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I LOVE TO BROOOOOOOOL WHO CARES ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE GOTTA BROOOOOOOOOOOOL

I think this game made me physically sick after a loss streak

>>563803520
clean it up janny

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>>563801061
way more fun compared to spirit #ngl

Remove urn from the game and all the rest of the comeback mechanics

>>563804502
>she thinks urn is a comeback mechanic
oh no non o

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>gun celeste
WHAT IN FUCK

>>563804502
>urn
>comeback
Ok seeker bro

>>563804502
seekerGOD...

It took me 20 games as Victor to notice that his arm is blue.

>>563799367
>boho
i just want a stereotypical witch bros, why can't she be real?

>>563805714
the BAXtuh society...

Weird how despite Victor being one of the most honest characters in the game (literally just walk out of his aura) I’ve gotten 3 death threats just for playing him

>>563805951
Why do they persecute us so? We've done nothing wrong.

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I miss when all the heroes had an oily slime texture to them

>>563806006
they hate us for our honesty

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>in a match
>team is trash
>everyone but me is feeding the other team hard
>terrible KDRs
>someone is 0 and 5/6
>enemies are too strong because of all the fights they are winning plus the time it buys them to push lanes
>enemy team is close to base
>go afk in spawn and go take a shit i was fighting
>come back and my team (obviously) lost
>get to post about it on /dlg/ and search for another match

>>563801603
You know you have to actually get the killing blow for Calico to get those 200 souls, right?

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Is this a good Shiv build? I started using him cause of a funny voice mod I found for him and so far he feels like utter ass in the early game.

>>563806306
WRONG, NIGGER

>>563806706
stalker sucks and expansion isn't needed, need more greens

>mfw paige buys knockdown for our vindicta, but the vindicta is so dogshit (0/14/0 UNIRONICALLY) so they just start spending it on me off CD
forced 50/50 is real

>>563806814
I dunno when they changed it but they changed it bud, go play a game and see for yourself

>>563806706
no? just use a pro build lmfao wtf is this shit

>retard teammate throws lane
>other teammates are retarded
>cant make any plays because they're retarded and I'm behind due to lane
>waste of 30 minutes
Wish street brawl was fun and I'd never play this dogshit mode again but it's somehow worse

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sometimes I queue after a really bad day and know I'm going to be the problem instead of just playing street brawl or some other game

que es el sociedad de baxter? los ninos pequenos y los monos de "shiv". un explacion mysterioso....

>>563807330
fuck off retard nobody speaks that disgusting language

Slowing Hex should be buffed and moved to 3.2k. It feels like shit to use.

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hey icefrog
add linkens sphere and lotus orb to deadlock
thanks

>>563804714
viable
reported

>>563807484
linkens would feel good
>but its countered by muh 800 item
yes which is -1 slot for the enemy

I really hope the urn is removed when the jungle is updated and we get some kind of better side objective.

standard mode is starting to feel like homework lately *tugs on collar*

>>563807093
just buy counterspell?

>>563806706
Ordering of items is way more important than what you look like at 56k anon.

>>563801603
>Calico
>scales
can you point to the parts of her kit which scale? A maxxed out 1 deals 2.73x spirit damage if you land every single bomb which you never will. Her 2 is literally "melee enemies and heal" on a horrendous cooldown, her 3 doesnt do damage and is purely setup, and her 4 deals 1.2x spirit damage if you land both segments.

>>563807598
I don't care, let me stack bullshit on my carry, add solar crest too

>>563807618
but we spent 50k to record those lines

>there's always an infernus and dynamo on the enemy team without fault
how fun

>>563807636
are you flirting with me?

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>>563807764
>want to play EE stalker's mark drifter
>dynamo on the other team without fail

>>563808016
>EE stalker's mark drifter
just play mirage then

>let me show them why I'm Dullaw

I thought her name was Holliday?

>>563808290
Her name is Holliday Dullaw, obviously. Or Dullaw Holliday. Whichever you prefer.

>>563808290
her name is holliday dullaw

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I love to brrrrrrrrrrooooooooooool
So I play only Shiv because Shiv's best value is being a brooooooooooooooooler and fighting the enemy 24/7. I will be at every urn to broooooool.

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>empty the magazine on a vindicta flying in lane
>not even half towards afterburn applying
infernus' gun is so fucking shit dude and they nerfed early toxic bullets
b-but aim better
THEY RAN DASHFERNUS IN NS NIGGUH

The streets of Osaka's

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>>563808159
wait a minute... I think you're onto something!

This game is fucking difficult when you don't have object permanence

>>563808818
I gave your mom my object permanence last night

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>does nothing
>dies
>dies again

>>563808818
have you tried not being disabled

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Valve employees receive an annual all-expenses-paid trip to Hawaii.

For over 20 years, Valve has flown its full-time employees to a luxury Hawaiian resort.
The company covers flights, lodging, and most expenses for roughly an eight-day stay.

Many refer to it as the two-week Valve Hawaii vacation because of travel time.
This is in addition to Valve’s very generous flexible paid time off.

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heh
>+2.7k souls
what the fuck

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So is this a real leak or just some fan render of the shitty portrait leak.

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You thought you could ult my team? Nope, TIME FOR APPLIED SCIENCE!

>>563809259
That's a render of what he supposedly looks like

>>563808818
dont worry, 90% of the playerbase doesnt have it either

>>563809259
>563809259
Apparently it's like an AI rendition of what he looks like.

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I have won one game so matchmaking has decided I now must tard wrangle for the next 15. Every match has had one to two players going 10+ deaths before late game.
What character(s) can carry a game in spite of the special feeds players best efforts.

>another vampire
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO vampgawds stay winning

>>563809646
>10+ deaths before late game.
This is nothing, I see people dying 10 times in lane, you'd think at some point their brain cells would start working but nope
>What character(s) can carry a game in spite of the special feeds players best efforts.
Seven. Buy the egg, kill every wave and farm, splitpush and kill walkers, then cash in and go on a rampage

I'm just happy he's white and not zesty

>>563809123
>tfw your parent weren't jewish enough to contact Jeffery Epstein to get you into MIT to study comp-sci so you could meet Valve's minimum hire requirements and go to Hawai'i for free
feels fuckin bad!

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>>563808931
>rapes your walker
>warp stone away
i'll be back in 100 seconds for another walker, fag

>>563809762
>not zesty
lol

Silver is pretty good at sidelaning mainly because she can pop everyone who walks up to her 1v1. Kinda like Drifter but she does not scale lmao.

>>563809776
>his parents didn't go to a synagogue that was attended by a bunch of rich well connected jews
skill issue. better luck next time in character select

>>563809259
>vampire with robo arm
Sanguophage mechanitor shalom

Uhh

Ummm

Uhh


I've got it, give them ANOTHER prosthetic arm!

>>563809950
mazel tov

>>563810056
The characters with prosthetic arms all are (were) a part of the Baxter society.
Calico, GT, Shiv

When are they adding Hoodwink

Going full stompfag is fine as long as you also get Warp Stone and Duration Extender for your auto win potential.

>another passive laner
ARGH

The Baxtuh Society doesn't want you to know they're harvesting right arms

Had a guy cry he had to lane into an Apollo, not attempt to switch, then refuse to play out of his range or play aggressively into him and die like 4 times by 8 minutes.

america is kind of like the baxter society if you think about it, expect instead of your arm it's your foreskin

He was playing as Abrams btw so I forgot to mention I totally understand where he's coming from

If you have 6400 early do you follow the build and buy bits or buy a big item

>>563811490
Save up for 12800

how come the patrons get names but mid boss is still just mid boss?

>>563811346
That's deep man

>>563811490
big item like EE

Have they de-trooned the game yet? This shit was so much better two years ago before those degenerates came in.

>>563811346
AIPAC has your number

>>563811584
Maybe they’ll make different monsters for mid boss so it’s just a general term.

>2 games in a row where my retarded team ignores the lanes to the point that they get into our base for free
>couldn't even kill all 3 walkers in either game
our haze said their tooth fell out mid game. either they are either geriatric or subhuman

gotta build me some backup

the jump between eternus 1-3 and 4-6 is kinda absurd. the former really is pisslow

>pick the meta FOTM heroes (it's always the same 10)
>auto win 60% of the games
what an absurd dogshit developer team

I’m eternus btw

>>563811490
are your balls big enough?
for gun you instabuy glass cannon
for spirit you buy ee/focus lens

>>563811346
americans dont hunt monsters they are isreal slaves

>>563811490
>the common player says you should be sensible and just get stopgap items
>the ranked rapist just buys the 6400 greedily and it works out because people are too retarded to actually turn it into a issue

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>>563811346
>Baxter Society members willingly give up their arms in a Masonic initiation ritual
>Americans get their foreskins cut off as babies to mark them as goycattle
>These are somehow the same thing

>>563812316
what's isreal

>>563812515
it is real

>>563812493
>rant over a easy dumb joke
rent free

My mom told the doctors not to cut me
She said they were really pushy and she almost caved

>play Kevin carry build
>most healing
>most player dmg
>mvp
how is that fair

>>563812694
shekelberg needs his daily baby foreskin sacrifice to maintain his physical vessel

>>563812694
how did your other mom feel?

>>563812756
I wonder if anyone genuinely believes in the hygiene excuse. Like when do you ever hear of some dude dropping dead because his smegma poisoned him

Just parry your circumcision bro

>>563809776
>>563809950
My parents did exactly that, and I still got rejected.

>>563812960
your parents emailed jeevacation@gmail?

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Valve needs to add more fat bitches to deadlock.

>>563809123
And then they shart out terrible characters like Rem and Paige.

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>win game because a geist soloed the whole lobby
>win game because an abrams soloes the whole lobby
that 1% credit of those victories? All me

>>563809123
>The "hotfix" that fixed absolutely nothing was shat out in a rush as they prepare for their all expenses paid vacation while earning 200k a year

This shit is Mojang tier.

>>563813289
>200k a year
it's a shitload more than that dude

>>563813332
per dev?
please tell me that's not true

>>563813289
At least valve gives us something we can use. Not like Mojang who gives us a useless axolotl after a year long content drought.

i am a trans woman and i play mina.
mad? or does it maybe....excite you? :3

>wonder why my late game silver deals no damage
>turns out my build was selling gun for greens lategame
I'm so fucking retarded.

>>563813289
>while earning 200k a year
The other guy is correct, its a shitload more than that because valve target hires accomplished designer developers and they already barely care about anything other than large money.

>>563813390
I'm pretty sure it is, Valve's average salary is well-documented as being over 1m

https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/1e4ufu9/valve_employee_numbers_and_salaries_got_released/

And then they hire Hotpoo who made a bunch of imba heroes that made the game ass

>>563813390
Its like 300k-1mil+ per each actual development worker.
I'm sure things like janitors and other workers are paid well but they actually have to make an attempt to lure and keep talent.
Think about what you'd need to offer someone like hotpoo who is sitting on risk of rain money

>hotpoo ruins ROR2
>gets hired by valve and earns 1 million a year while ruining another game
there's truly no justice in this world

>>563813571
>reddit

>>563813604
he released two games that sold well and he meets the criteria of designer + developer which is what valve actually targets specifically.

>>563813695
Yeah we know you stupid bitch

>>563813474
Silver deals no damage regardless of your build

>>563813571
> Hardware Developers: 41 people making average of 430k a year
LMAO the 'eck isn't selling so well huh

>>563813775
That shits permanently sold out on their actual store, I think its because they have lower standards for the hardware devs they pickup.

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>pick hero
>buy only offensive items and 0 defensive items every game
>I either stomp and win the game really fast
>or I chain feed and lose really fast so I can move on
either way games don't drag on

>the troubadour.....he killed my friends.......my family.....I'll chase him to the end of the world if I have too.....
>JUMP PAD OUT!
>WOOOOHOOOOOOOO
>HERE COMES THE BARREL!

so this is the power of le epic "valve storytelling"?

>I got a pillow im so epic wholesome chungus :333

Paige should be 100 pounds fatter.

Rem is based

based on stupid gay shit

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>>563814148

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guess its stupid dumb faggot o'clock

>>563814450
Vindicta is 61ft tall?

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THIS is what Calico should look like!

>>563814512
yes she should be white

>>563814562
calico should be bald, wrinkly, purple and greasy like her cat

Calico should be fat.

>>563813595
Imagine paying that retard 500k+ a year just to make the worst characters imaginable

He said he hasnt even played a MOBA before. WHY IS HE HERE. I am uninstalling actually, it's just a hopeless game that's never gonna improve when people who dont even like the genre are working on it

was it base guardians or base shrines that buff enemy creeps when destroyed?

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>>563814609
I'm actually okay with Calico being black because everyone except ann hathaway knows catwoman is black

>>563814965
shrines, base guardians are zipline speed

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>>563815108
nigger

>>563814719
I still don't understand why he said that. The original risk of rain had literal kits and items ported wholesale from dota and it was just made by him and some other guy iirc. Why reveal the most interesting parts of that game, and the ones that would fit the most for your current job, were made by someone else?

>>563813430
that depends. do you go 0/6 and buy trophy collector or do you actually get things done

>>563815226
>eartha kitt
>halle berry
>any other portrayals are by literal whos in comparison
she's black

Light melee parries shouldn't stun

all I want is a woman with feet
is that such a big ask?

all I want is a woman with 4 paws
is that such a big ask?

>>563816019
>they provided the footfag with vindicta in the starting roster complete with making them dirty
hello?

>>563816019
I'm pretty sure most women already have feet
>>563816076
Based

Footfags are mentally ill
There is nothing sexy about feet

>>563815790
>light melees should be free

>>563816202
this nigga has really never whiffed a woman's shoe

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>>563816353
I have never touched a woman, deadlock is better.

Armpits are better

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All i want is a woman with some extra.
Is that such a big ask?

>>563816438
>I have never touched a woman
its heavily overrated

>>563809259
AI render of some fags OC from months ago that vaguely looks like the legit leaked portrait

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For me, it's hair

WHY DO THE SUPER HARD CARRIES GET TO BE SO STRONG IN LANE?

>>563815302
>the original and Michelle Pfeifferare literal whos
lmao nigger

>>563809259
50/50, regardless I hope THE RIPPER is real so I can larp as a edgy retard in game.

>>563817000
you heard me, bruce wayne has jungle fever

>>563816959
you don't understand infernus/wraith/mirage/geist HAVE to be
>lane bullies
>hard farmers
>teamfighters
>splitpushers
>tanks
>1v1ers
>cc
bonus points for also having mobility for some reason
even more bonus points because they get to double dip on spirit items and still have gun related scalings


absolutely no downside to these nigger heroes, theyre strong at every fucking stage of the game

>>563816959
This is my biggest issue in the game right now, carries should have attrocious early game but for some reason they're all at least DECENT in lane if not great. Who the fuck thinks this is okay?

>>563816959
>poke out head to take a soul
>haze beams you down from halfway across the lane and you are stuck hiding waiting for the 15 fixation stacks to go away

Very fun

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when is he coming to deadlock?

>>563817404
>carries should have attrocious early game but for some reason they're all at least DECENT in lane if not great. Who the fuck thinks this is okay?
This has been a thing for ages and it's always the same result; whenever gun/m1ggers are meta the game is unplayable and player numbers drop, everything revolves around who has the most broken/better gun carries.


It's a fundamental design issue and like the other 30 or so fundamental problems they're never properly addressed and changed despite being in an ALPHA so it's a constant repeat of the same horseshit.

>>563817539
Lady Liberty is a girl, anon

>>563817540
IMO, the core problem is that there is so many fucking random silences / mobility impediments in the game that obviously anyone who can ignore that and just shoot you is going to do great. A metric shit ton of abilities have silence or slowing-hex like effects built in, and I can only think of one ability that disarms.

mothra when

who takes the throne for lowest skill highest reward hero in the game

>nigfernus
>geist
>mina

Heavy melees should disarm for 1.5 seconds

>>563817861
dynamo
>I'M STOOOOOOOMPING

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>>563817767
Uhhh... Silver wolf 3 and Mo Sandblast
Thinking about it yeah I can't name another disarming hero. We need a hard anti-gun hero or two to fill out the roster and make carries seethe.

>>563817249
Geist is weird as well since the matchmaker doesnt even consider her a carry, she's considered in the same role as characters like Abrams. Now she sucks at that role due to lacking CC but it does mean you can end up with 4 carries in a team. In general i think Geist is going to get her late game gun damage nerfed at some point, especially now that all the ecelebs have started bitching about her, but i doubt the nerf will be particularly harsh since shes sitting at a 50% wr because most people still go for retard spirit builds on her, or even bomb builds. Spirit can somewhat work since drain is a very powerful ability and can give good DPS, but bomb just sucks ass and is driving her wr down. She very much is a pub stomp character though, since the best counterplay against her is to poke and silence her to death, and in pubs you can easily get early game solo walkers with her and then snowball hard, since if she ever has a decent lead she can just 1v11

heavy melees should critical hit if performed on someone who just whiffed a parry

>>563817861
mo and krill, you literally just press 4 and your job is done

>>563817249
At the very least Geist has to commit to a fight, Infern and Wraith get a get out of gank free button.

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>we need another CC spamming pedophile hero that prevents you from playing the game
No thanks.

>be shiv
>fight mirage 1v1
>equal in souls
>running circles around him, hitting every knife, dashing through him, even get some light melees in
>the mouthbreather is literally just walking backwards shooting me brainlessly with bullets and scarabs
>have debuff remover, use it at the perfect fucking time
>considering i had a counter item and equal souls, I commit assuming i'll win the fight
>his colossal health bar that makes Mo seem like Krill is only halfway down
>mongrel continues to just click on my character while i tickle him
>my HP gets nuked and I die
I hope yoshi falls ass first onto a lionfish in Hawaii

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>>563818386
Dispel magic doesn't really work on him since he can just instantly reapply the scarab in 1 v 1s.
I love how Scarab went from the most useless ability in the game to the most broken

>>563818057
I don't think late game bomb is bad with good positioning. escalating exposure, echo shard, plus her damage amp on 3 deals a lot of damage especially in places like pit and urn. The times it felt bad was when someone bought spellbreaker or they have flying characters.

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>>563797945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtvSj6vKSBA
What is it about tf2fags that makes them so insistent and adamant that deadlock is TOOOOTALLY tf3 and an evolution of it when it's literally just dota but as a shooter?

warden needs MASSIVE buffs. compared to every other carry in the game he is so weak. they need to give him some kind of on-hit debuff so he can compete

how do i make vindicta and greytalon players regret picking the character outside of just rushing phantom strike

>>563818057
>She very much is a pub stomp character though
she and warden are considered initiators like abrams/billy/silver/mo&krill which they are supposed to be.
geist in particular isn't just a pub stomp character, she is a leave a footprint in your ass character if you consider she is currently seeing pro play consistently.
I think she is fine as she is right now anyways, if you nerf the gun she will just fall out of play like warden did.

>>563817861
Abrams. Mo, Geist, Mirage
>Mina
Mina is actually hard to pilot hence why she's not completely gutted since only really good players do well on her

>>563818530
Buy an ad.

>>563818057
matchmaker puts char roles into account? never had an impression of such thing existing

>>563818578
Anvil?

>>563818686
I'm literally calling him a fag and insulting the sacred cow that is TF2. You believe some they them retard would actually be able to manage something like that without having a meltie?

>>563818386
scarabs apply a fucking -35% damage penalty at T3
and heal him
and you can't just cleanse them with dispel, because you have to save that for his 3 so you don't explode at 4/5 stacks
and even if you do, it's a charge ability and he's going to have recharging rush so he'll always have 2 in a fight if not more
and then he's still healing. while you're doing fuckall to him because you have a -35% damage penalty
it's hell. he's an insanely disgusting duelist and a solid teamfighter who will be in every single fight because of his T3 ult. there's no splitting, there's no "oh he's yellow we can do something green", he's everywhere. it's so digusting

>>563818530
>why is a team-based movement shooter with heroes made by the same company that made another team-based movement shooter with classes being compared???
you're doing the same thing they're doing but for you it's dota

>>563813939
Counterbuying and objectives are the biggest midwit trap that only get parroted by shitties that only realized they're useful like a year and a half into the games lifespan, people counterbuy TOO much honestly to the point it guts their pressure / kill potential. Nothing makes me cringe more than seeing people counterbuying when they don't even need to instead of snowballing harder

>>563818572
they just need to give him some gun damage back if they are going to leave geist as is, his other stuff is pretty good right now.

>>563818530
deadlock is meant to be for tf2 players, I wouldn't say its tf3 as it ended up a heroshooter/moba but it existed with tf2 character placeholders and the buyable items for stats/effects themselves can be seen a evolution from the items tf2 had.
its also feelwise vaguely familiar

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>bro imagine caring about your rank in alpha bro
okay then its fair game for me to abandon and get on an alt then if shitters are going to run this rampant since it doesnt matter right

>>563818762
The only people that act like its some kind of contest and argue about it like they're sperging out about highschool drama. I like both games, and I find people like you to be faggots who need to find a new fucking hobby.

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>play mirage
>can't farm properly because I have to be at 50 places at once being lane jannie

>Deadlock is like Tf2 it needs to be more like Tf2!
>NO NO NO DEADLOCK IS DOTA 3 ALSO WE NEED TO 1:1 PORT GLIBBLEGLORP AND SNEEDLEHEIMER TO SAVE THE GAME
You are both equally cancer and need to kill yourselves

>>563818836
it really depends on the hero / game state
If you are a wraith or something, yeah, just keep scaling, but if you are playing a tempo / spirit hero and are falling behind / game is getting late just suck it up and buy something to help your team out.

>>563818705
>matchmaker puts char roles into account
the characters internally have designed roles, and the matchmaker attempts to dole out balanced teams from what people have selected.

>>563818578
Knockdown forces them to buy dispel and or counterspell, late game if they are still an issue phantom strike makes them non characters. For Vindicta in particular, if you deny her early game snipes then she can only really go for her support build to try and give value, so you've essentially succeeded in countering her.
>>563818646
She's very strong yeah, but way stronger in pubs than in pro play since its hard to get a meaningful lead with her if the enemy team isnt intentionally giving out objectives for free, which is why i consider her a pub stomper.
>>563818705
there is a system but i have no idea if we know the specifics, its why each team will always have at least one carry, support and initiator/frontliner. The issue is that Rem is weighed the same as eg Dynamo, or that as i mentioned Geist is in the same category as Abrams Billy etc while being effectively a carry.

>>563818919
yeah it is

>>563817861
Geist

>>563819035
It's contextual but unless you're VERY behind you should be mild on the counterbuying and keep stacking damage, sometimes you just get raped by draft and you theoretically need a shitton of counters but if you just stack them up you'll basically be an annoying mosquito at best. Better to coinflip and hope you can actually win teamfights to turn the game.

>One of the only carries without a get out of jail free card
>Easily countered
>Still causes mass seethe
How does Geist do it

>>563817861
Mirage, easily.
Who takes the throne on the opposite end?

>>563819430
how is geist easily countered

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>>563818940
>get a hobby
>he says as he posts on the /vg/ general on a weekday at 3 in the morning
stay classy, anon

>>563819451
Silence wave and debuff remover

Victor is the most challenging hero in the game to play.

>>563819535
wow the same "counters" that counter 90% of the people in the game

>6v6 video games
>90% of people who install refuse to cooperate

>>563819557
Kek

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>YOOO DID YOU KNOW WE HAVE THE ICEFROG MAKING THIS GAME? IT'S THE NEXT THING FOR SURE!! HE MADE DOTA, BRO!!!!!!!
>fym this is just dota again? kill yourself. this is NOTHING like dota. it's entirely unique, something NEW!!!!

i keep forgetting this is a lot of people's valve's first game.

>>563819535
>she buys warp stone so she can gap close
>she buys unstoppable so she cant be cc'd
ok now what

Valve needs to add fatter women to deadlock.

>>563819641
they used a fat woman placeholder for cadence who is supposed to be one of those old stereotypical fat woman opera singers, so you might get one soon.

>>563819586
Your idea of cooperating
>Following you into losing fights
>Combining utility with you by reading your mind because you're muted
>Teleporting to your parried mutt self to parry for you because you held Q like a rabid dog

holliday ult should reset if her victim dies. doorman gets it, why not her?

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your haze while the enemy is destroying shrines

Actually I tell infernus to fucking push the lane while I am being hunt by 5 sexual predator as Rem, but nigger decide to go hit medium camp instead

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>>563819609
Wait a second...

>>563819815
>>563819696

>>563819792
holliday ult should just be straight up buffed heavily if you consider it serves a similar purpose as bebop's spammable hook

>>563819815
Oh you're one of those retards
>Dry invades enemy jungle
>Starts to die like a dog
>False comms BRO FULL TEAM ON ME PUSH LANE
>Baits your teammate into dying if they actually push
He probably made the right decision

>>563819696
My brother plays Deadlock and has extreme anger issues and every time he dies he starts smashing his desk and screaming "WHY DIDN'T MY TEAM FOLLOW ME!" "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY TEAM AT!" because nobody on his team magically read his mind and followed him

>>563819815
>he actually expects a virtual african american demon to do his job
you did it to yourself

>>563819919
i like how you added that made up in your head part for the last line just to be upset about something

>>563819815
>As Rem
LMAO

ivy plane go brrrrrr

>>563819496
>get a hobby
I play video games. You sperg out about retarded lolcow youtubers and then bring that shit here because you want to start tribalist arguments for fun.

they did something to graves? I suddenly suck shit with her

>what if we made rubick but good
when will they delete fucking sinclair man, motherfucker will steal your ult and use it every 30 seconds and just win

>>563819990
>Doesn't deny the rest of it
You are not taking space by dying like a retard on the enemy's side btw

>>563819906
just had a better idea. holliday ult should reset if the victim DOESN'T die

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>>563819609
>dota carries are dogshit early
>the harder the carry the weaker they are in proportion
>balanced kits, if they have mobility they're even worse in lane and have very little teamfight potential while being squishier
>if they're tankier they have limited mobility and need to invest on extra items to not run around like a slow retard chasing people and getting perma kited
meanwhile deadlock
>infernus/wraith farm insanely fast, are lane bullies, scale insanely hard, have teamfight, insane mobility, cc, etc


This game is like a chink copy of dota without any of the balance or game design that came after 20 years of experience and developed by a rag tag group of chimpanzees

>enemy whiffs parry
>heavy melee to punish them
>they roll away
Using parry should cost stamina

>>563820289
Everyone here with half a brain knows parries aren't balanced

>>563820272
>Abram won lane
>He become op later
>Abram lose lane
>He become op later
Illusion of choice

>>563820289
The entire melee system is and has always been a complete broken mess.
The more you play this game the more you realize it's unholy dogshit.

>>563820450
>Victor but better with hard cc on a 10 second CD (Less with Chainmail) and inbuilt infuser on siphon
I HATE IT
I HATE IT
I HATE IT

>>563820289
>Light melee barely does any damage
>If you get parried doing it you get stunned long enough to get 100-0'd
Nerf fucking parries

>>563820272
sadly trve. for a long time now i've just wished they got rid of the lane phase because it just feels bad to play this little mini game for 10 to 15 minutes every match.

>>563820450
>>563820523
Reminder Abrams has been top tier in both solo queue and pro games since the game opened up and the micro second he's not top 5 he gets buffed back into that spot.

>>563820563
i love playing in my shitter rank because it always goes like this
>light melee someone
>they respond to the melee hit sound, panic parry
>heavy melee them immediately afterwards

>>563820289
BROOOO ONE TIME I GOT MELEE'D FROM 20FT AWAY DO IT'S OK I CAN JUST THROW OUT PARRIES ALL I WANT WITH NO DRAWBACK

>>563820563
you used to be able to reduce parry stun with debuff resistance. they should bring it back

>>563820359
>muh balance
just stop crying like a fucking bitch