buge

thatss a scary bug

>>563804249
i have no one here
everyone is a backstabber

leave that bug alone!

>>563804324
yes, after that what you said to me yesterday. the backstabbed becomes the backstabber.

>>563804404
k

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>>563803997
someday you'll grow up to be a real ironman little one

im going to take the bait and point out that no one has ever pretended to like you or turned on you so no one is "hypocritical" or "a backstabber" its just that no one likes you

jd fucking snaked me never trust that guy hes freaking crazy

>>563804503
>no one has ever pretended to like you
:)

i think that sometimes people pretend to like me

Lil Peep - beamer boy (Official Video)

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>>563804497
when i get all the quests and diaries done and can start playing the game ill be set....

ive been nothing but nice to john i only called him a pedo once but who hasnt

SWITCHBLADES

>>563805194
>hd scape
eww

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcFK4HzAlsU

i either get spooned at zulrah or i bring like 8 regular anti-poisons to get me through the kill
misery

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>>563805264
>worse grafficks.....are better!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1pZgrk_WCw

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Spicy boppers
:3

kurt colbain walked so lil peep could run for d4vd to rape a little girl

RenderScape W

>>563805650
how hard is it

>>563805580
yes but unironically

>>563806005
its between echo hunleff and echo sol

HOLY DANG MY OSRS RUN GOT ACCEPTED TO GDQ!!!

!!!

great, we have actual speed run troons in here...

>>563806180
look forward to laughing at your ghoulish appearance with my friends

The wedding scene in click made me tear up a bit. I hope adam sandler isnt one of the bad ones. Linger is such a good song

speaking of adam, why isn't ozzy in osrs, he's the most important briton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm-M8GvgYws&list=RDhm-M8GvgYws

the wedding scene in click made me tear up a bit

>>563804224
official thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZwSqX6J5hs

WAHEEEEEY

>>563806645
shit sorry, I posted the wrong fuel
https://youtu.be/PvF9PAxe5Ng?si=aF1uDX8ZWVcnAYds

>>563806856
its my fucking turnt o choose the thread theme dont overwrite my theme

thread theme should be something voted on

yeah maybe next thread but this thread its my turn so can i just have my turn

pls respond here to vote
1 - Fuel by Metallica
B - Fuel by Shimmer

im really tempted to take eternal sustenance

youre biasing it by numbering them like that stop it youre being mean

b i dont like metallica sorry we;ll its not that i dont like them i just think megadeth is better

>>563806005
Not that bad, there is only really 1 main mechanic.

>>563805650
wow you earned those

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my type is the weird girl from breakfest club the movie, delores o'connell, audrey home twin peaks, and jennifer conelley.

i changed my mind im taking the slayer one and im gonna keep doing farm runs and then kill myself

my type is a virgin who has no friends and stays at home

i googled delores oconnel and a bunch of grandma pictures acme up

@daynas

my type is funny people who r nice to me

both irish last names so it got mixed up i meant o'riordan

dont @ me for no reason im busy

>>563808000
checked

it wasnt for no reason the girl 2 posts up said your her type

if you want to view paradise simply look around and view it twin

>>563807657
heyyy

a girl entered mayas house and immediately walked back out once she saw i was alone

transmutation or butler? i can't decide

>>563808384
forgot to mention biofem haha but if youre bio then you can add me on discord

>>563808683
all girls are valid chud id never be with a chud anyway

Should I go for air or water magic path?

>>563808667
I took Butler since I have a job
if you're sweaty and gonna play 8hrs a day every day it's a bad choice

you should try thinking for yourself

>>563808878
think about this
*farts everywhere*

>>563808715
no love lost no love found

idk if i should reload into forager or natures accord

if i reload into anything its gonna be eternal sustenance i think

I wish i choose bulter smithing and herblore are chores and cant be bothered to train cooking with infinite food

so what does everyone think of the afk league?

remember when JD raped the 7lob trannies and now they're trying to save face?
common mod north w
common chud w
common odablock w
common osg w
transformer L
41% L
rs07g L
troondactyls L

honestly im not feeling great about it but its a me problem not a league problem

im gonna bleed in the cluuuub

can i see

>rev weapons still 1/3k without slayerslop
>No dry protection
Wth

73 you little ginger prick

what's a rev

vroom vroom

about 360 degrees

we don't have revs in p2f

whats p2f

pay 2 fugg

who's the most p2f npc

some girls need everything explained to them >_<

well sooooory im just feeling so disenfranchised

I think you can use an sba to get franchised

i dont know waht that means

small business administration???

its not my job to educate you

there she goes again trying to have everything explained to her

then ill just stay uneducated and dumb forever idgah any more

>>563808667
I picked transmute and I'm gonna reload into Butler

computer turn on rune axe drop from nature spirits in the enchanted forevst

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why is this shortcut not accessible via the map of altricity? i feel scammed and insulted

sorry which one

>Tier 6 unlocked
>2nd area unlocked
>40 million Magic xp
good night gamers

Do poison karambwans count as cooked karambwans?

please sybau

why is your map acrid

its not "my map" first of all its a map on the wiki

>>563811321
idk but navigating this place is fucking annoying
very similar sounding names for places right next to eachother and instead of teleing again you end up just running up or down

i like the way you doodle question marks

doodle this

what

eating vegemite and avocado toast and running to puro puro atm

you vegemite be gay

can i have a bite

>>563812106
only half

>>563812119
only half

i wish the echo orbs would drop on the first kc

i wish i could just do nothing and gain league points and also to be able to project my consciousness into another plane of existence

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did you know? you can toggle a thing to gain strength xp pushing through the wheat at puro puro

til

this impling shit gay as hell im leaving whats everyone else doing

for me i like being conscious but id like to do the fun version of moxi instead of killing her for the orb

im transmuting and transporting

transport this

to where

up youre butt and around the corner

i dont have the mental fortitude t o be dealing with this right now

how far around the corner

i dont have any corners in my butt

why are wounds always so itchy quit trying to make me scratch and destroy the healing process

just obtained a clue geode while mining thats +30 points i didnt have before

now playing: ready or not 2

you just gotta slap them to stop the itching thats what i do when i have a new tattoo slap slap

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>>563805650
wow we have so much in common

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when she sinks her teeth in me my flesh is red
and i bled out for us
even hate from you would have me thankful
only to be in your thoughts

imagine the smell i bet its like vanilla and lavender

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>be wealthy varlamorian
>see dirty little brown boy dancing
>so overcome with lust you ignore me rifling through your pockets

nigga out here smelling like part of a balanced breakfast almonds and oats headass

what does d3ks smell like

uhh vegemite and toast if i had to take a guess

theres no reason to not itch your wounds its healthy otherwise your body wouldnt be telling you to itch it

dont forget the avocado

i was such a fool to think this league would be different

whyd you think that

idk i think its just not for me

could we have a second eighth thread theme song?

no

osg thrives on 3/4 time signature

heres youre new theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l39UrDhnuUY

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omg stop dicking with the rocks I am trying to get my endless going

need my rock dicked with rn fr

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just k- >>563815232 heyyy

cute hair

thanks :)

@daynas

i warned you to stop @ing watch your fucking back at the grocery store bitch

do you two go to the same grocery store

i have to be one of the most intelligent people to exist after what i just did

thats for me to know and her to find out

yo gayness where do you shop at

where does your mom shop at for you*

i dont go to the grocery store my instacart slave does

my mom shops at bucees

what did you just did?

grok should I keep playing crimson desert or should I do leagues

sick of catching these green birds

saw my opp at the civitas farming patch

did you kiss or is it too early

i dont see anyone anywhere theres too many worlds and i dont know which worlds are the cool ones

How do you start training rc in leagues? Do I need to unlock a specific area first?

This game makes people bald

you either lamp it or you kill naguas for the stuff they drop that gives rc xp

i have quite a thick head of hair

when are they adding the vomit skill

>>563816703
When teenage girls start playing and when you can make xanax with herblore

everyone on front page took abundance btw :)

>>563816208
pipe down

everyone on the front page exploited superior spawns in the wildy :)

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they hate the realest settled stan

omg osrs uncs dont understand yung humour :O

>>563817130
qrd?

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>>563816931

>>563817358
for the first day if you killed a superior in the wilderness with the slayer relic they would chain endlessly thats why if you look at the hiscores all of them have 100+ superior slayer creatures killed already with an eternal gem mist battlestaff and imbued heart

>>563817489
they should reset the progress of people who abuse bugs this egregiously tqbfahfhyqys

yeah @sseia your progress should be reset

>>563817489
what are the odds jmods leave bugs like this in just to abuse it themselves

frankly i dont even know how to interpret that

>>563817365
make them uglier and give them more recessed hairlines. its funny bcs chuds will embrace the chud image but troonxs will always try to make themselves look better in their cartoon depictions of xemselves

im a white boy 30 in my moleys

if youre a boy post cock

sorry i was just doing a bladeey lyric im actually girl

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she really typed this sh*t out >>563817659 like "someone definitely cares unlike my dad"

does anyone know how many swordfish i need for zolcano i need it for a demonic pact

feels like everyone went tirannwn now i don't want to pick it since we'll all be wearing crystal

i cant take this any more

that's why i took clues for cute gear :3

you can change your crystal color mines going to be pink like the skirt im wearing

just made some more miso butter while i wait for my toon to catch 100 sword fish

>unlike my dad
nice projection

update i used one and a half swordfish for zalcano because i forgot how it worked

if you knew how it worked would you eat more or less sword fish

tftu

less by roughly one and a half (rough maths)

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what does it mean when the cave oozes water

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pokes you

erm well um... ask your mother

operation: robodachi fist

itst not supposed to snow in april

this guy gives off jd vibes https://archived.moe/soc/search/text/randomcodemonkey/

its not snowing at my house its too warm

i think its gonna rain at my house soon its pretty cloudy and windy

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got 160 keys thats 8 hours of semi afk thieving to do gonna get like 1000 keys then bang her out

it was half sprinkling and windy earlier are we neighbors

i forgot about tree spirits until i went to maple trees and got self conscious about my adamant axe surrounded by rune axes

ooh maybe do you wanna hang out

>need 10000 bowstrings for a task

Is there an easy way for people that didn't pick Butler?

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do you wanna build a snowman

i onyl have 16 more tasks until i have to decide on my first new regiojn

why did everyone stan elsa, anya was the star of the movie

anna can be mistaken as a hetslut while elsa is an undisputed pure carpet muncher siscon

ive never seen frozen because im 30 years old

im 29 and ive seen it multiple times fwiw

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I know most of the song

>>563819573
i think the "easy" way for people is temple treks if mory or rush kandarin elite and give the asshole flax daily (you get a lot from vale totems)

I'm 33 and I watched Frozen for the first time while on a submarine while eating frozen hotdogs and wearing an ice cube necklace while wearing nothing but my underwear backwards

were you wearing it backwards so you had the dlong slot open for speccing i hear they do that in the navy

i watched it with my ex he wanted to watch it because hes an artist or something

No I had it on backwards because they told us to do that. It was just part of the humilation ritual. We also got sprayed with fire hoses taking 29 degree ocean water and ate some nasty shit made from every condiment and sauce mixed together and had to stand in buckets of frozen water

>wanted to get rune legs for defence for moons
>130 wildy agility laps later no legs
What the actual fuck

omg my undies are on backwards im soo humiliated

wtf 29 degree ocean water is crazy warm

What's with all the fucking bird nests

Oh god it doesnt drop rune legs wtf im retarded

i still havent gotten a bird nest yet do i have to toggle someting

29 degrees in american units, so below normal freezing

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sad...

oh ok please dont use american units or letter cocks thanks

>>563820791
I don't know what's causing it, all I know is I get like 1 bird's nest every 5 seconds

everyone in the whole world uses letter clocks you really piss me off every day

>>563821141
>Inferno already
Take a shower

its just sad that i lost an hour of time, it was really easy up to that point, no close calls at all and then every single hit landed on me. i only used 2 prayer pots getting to that point as well

I only know how to use the american base 10, what do euros use

>>563821186
no actually only burgers do

wtf is a letter clock

base 10 clock.....

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when you dont know whether it is morning or night because they use the same number for both and they dont have a 00:00 so you dont know what happens at 12:00

You always know whether its morning or night though. Its called context
>hey can you come over at 10 to trim my overgrown bushes
obviously morning
>hey can you come over at 10 to slurp up my flowers nectar, maybe get a little turnt
obviously night

need my nectar slurped rn fr

what shes more complaining about, because she doesnt go outside, is "this group event is happening at 10pm your time". she doesnt know what pm means

>>563818821
omg youre back in your cage thats so sad

i dont mind it so much but im chopping 100 yew logs and burning 100 yew logs now because im sleepy

i need a firemaking level of 60 to burn yew logs im mining clay now

just earned the iron rank

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Forestry tasks done, both <0.1%
:3

if you need me ill be churning

wish i could churn a cute girl desu

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going crazy on it

wow nice technique

>>563823150
Mentally ill player takes day off of mental illness for slightly less mental illness

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Am I supposed to be planning for 25 - 200m exp tasks. My regions are wildy and I'm going to pick Kandarin and Kourend.

Theiving is one I can get exp fast as I get 14m ph on the gem stall.

>>563823969
>Am I supposed to be planning for 25 - 200m exp tasks
Depends if you're going for dragon rank/point cap or not.
Even with dragon rank, you definitely don't need 50m in everything.

I loved the last few leagues, and my goal always is to rush max gear and have fun hitting crazy numbers and then quit when it stops being fun.

Im not one to enjoy strategizing. I usually find a few optimal ish routes from YouTube videos and loosely follow the one that looks most fun. I saw one or two videos of specific routes, but I still don’t have a very good understanding of the “main” options. I think it’s really just these pacts are kinda making me freeze.

i finished the faux guide and have worked on tasks a bit since then, but I should really have a route decided. i just get overwhelmed and log out :D

>>563823969
some of the relics you pick will be op for getting 50m xp tasks, larcenist with thieving is a prime example
you generally want to go for the xp tasks that synergize with your relic choices like that and 200m isn't required but for something like thieving it's pretty free

perplexed as ive chopped 20 magic logs in auburnvale and not been rewarded with 80 leagues points for completing the task Chop 20 Magic Logs in Varlamore

i would just log off if that happened to me

auburnvale doesnt count for some reason i did the ones to the left of ralos rise and it worked

we have so much in common thats exactly what ive just done

im a peaceful girl i dont fight unless my slayer master tells me to and in this case until i also had the slayer artifact
but now i have it so i killed some black demons then got a crab task to get my melees up

me i just unloaded a dlong spec into an unsuspecting cow

thats very cruel even if it was for a task

im a girl too

>>563820838
You were hosed with ice cubes? Did you get cuts?

>>563824719
giwtwm

ocean water freezes below 0 because of the salt

holy smokes endless harvest is funny in gauntlet you can just make t3 for free basically

getting the linen felt like a waste of time

Why is axolotl not droping the glacial tomatos

Im more of a rosewood sappling than a redwood tree

i think theyre a tomale

home teleport take too long @jagex fix

john dad is botting again

>>563827731
find rope asap

i have some in my hunters kit

>>563828183
use it then

do you think john is mad at me

what would give you that idea

im not sure i just always worry if fat greasy jobless losers on the internet like me or not

you sound like a fat cunt with self image problems so if i had to guess probably not

i forgot to add liar to that list

feeds you my raw beast meat

Dading my john rn

my goals before bed time is queztel whistle and full mixed hide https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdhFLLV6nHs

why did jagex have to make the kbd bow freeze?
now i cant dunk on retards

>sweats already have full crystal and their 2nd weapon
>turbo sweats already are adamant

very poignant quote

im so tired of having to do fairy ring ckr just to get to brimhaven

you cna use the brimhaven shortcut on your map of alrricity

i was getting burned out from imbued heart grind...
to do literally same in league
funny

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i'm not sweaty i just took a shower

aaaa fuck i dont want the eclipse body

>>563833426
i tuned into a dcup speedrunner's stream for about 2 minutes. i don't know if they're actually human, and i don't mean that in a good way.

do hunter mixes count as food or no

>at that awkward point where i +2 ticks and always max hit with crossbow, but not the double accuracy rolls
Wow, this is truly awful. I need to knock out a pact task before I do any more PvM.

>>563834840
Move your house

how hard is it to melee jad?

what t5 relic should I pick?

>>563838530
Larcenist if Tirawan, anything else if not.

hot take: echo hunleff is too hard and should be nerfed.

>>563836661
You don't even have crystals in the picture?

>>563838872
bahahahaha!!

>>563839051
League boss shouldn't be twice as hard as level 8 doom

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>>563838872
>>563839518
Sure, the fight is chaotic as fuck, but all of the mechanics do way less damage than normal CG.
e.g. you don't get instantly deleted by tornadoes.

>>563839903
Yeah but there's twice as many tornadoes and half of the tornadoes turn your prayer off and the boss deals double damage.

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still havent done jad or any echo boss yet lol

>>563840284
yeah you are not forced to do any pvm idk what's so funny about that?

>>563839903
if you have over 1k boss kc in shit that isnt barrows moons brutus kraken or skilling bosses you are underestimating the seasonal gamer

overestimating*

>>563840465
I have over 1k deep delve's and echo hunleff is 2x harder easily.

treat me like trash cuz thats all i am

>died to amoxi
and i forgot how to do this boss

oh that explains it the fucker does typeless damage

>>563840681
maybe you shouldnt be skipping the mechanics bondie

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I still can't get consistent kills at Vard, I axe skip, position myself well, eat only during captcha phase, but at the first mistake, I get instantly 100-0'd, I have about 100kc, I still die half the times, is it a skill issue or do I need to improve my gear/stats with something more tanky ? My gear is pic related, with burning claws specs at the beginning of the fight and thralls, and my stats are 95 str, 90 att, 79 def

>>563841659
I am ironman and I have scobow and void.

>>563841762
level your defence, vard is one of the few bosses where defence matters because he heals himself, thanks for remding me ill have a terrible time him on leagues

>>563841762
>at the first mistake, I get instantly 100-0'd
?????? how
common mistake points for me are like, not praying ranged in time (usually while having to dodge axes or spikes), or mistiming axe skips, but i dont understand getting 100-0? just eat your fukin food like eat your food nigga who cares if its a dps loss you know whats a bigger dps loss? dying

>>563840681
i dont have deep delves or an infernal or a quiver and i have a fine time with echo hunllef i dont really know if i would call it super hard

>>563842013
yeah, it happens when I dont pray range in time, so with chip damage I'm at 60ish hp, Vard slaps me off prayer, that's another 30 hp, and while I'm scrambling to reactivate melee prayer, what usually finishes me is an axe

>>563842601
post a video of you doing it without cheesing it.

>>563842719
what do you mean by cheesing it, like no prayer pen?

>>563842672
when that happens, i just spam food man. thats all you can really do while prayers disabled but your priority is getting that prayer back on, it disables you for 3 ticks so your first thing you should do when you get hit is eat a food, spam to eat another one and then as soon as you eat the 2nd one, you can turn your prayer back on. this should effectively give you an extra like 40-45hp

>>563842841
of course no prayer pen or other bs

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What do I respect into. I've just got 1 kill on Echo amoxliatal and you have to farm the bitch for the boppers, hell no. What's OP for Wildy and I'm going Kandarin/Kourend next

they should have made the bosses echo doom and echo sol

echo orbs should be consumable >:)

thats just awakener orbs

>>563843029
i dont know what other bs means im assuming you're leaving it vague so you can just say i cheesed it no matter what i do

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idk what i should be doing rn i fucked up my relic specing the first time and not being able to respec until amoxi to fix the melee shit is cringe

>>563843593
Just post the video

um my toon doesnt Endlessly Gather at monkfish fishing spots is it bugged

>>563843873
okay ill go there and do it now

>>563842991
oooh okay, I will do that, I think I also need to take an axe to the face sometimes

>>563844059
I'll be waiting.

Another day of blindbag being pure shit
Can't even kill a single wildy boss with 90 melee stats + supers. Genuinely bricked account.

im close to giving up

halp i have 190m should i get
bowfa (155m)
masori f (160m)
venator bow (65m)

>>563846125
bowfa for sure

>>563843593
>>563844059
did she chicken out or was she fibbing chat

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>>563846526
honestly i left it to convert and forgot about it ill upload it in a sec

>>563843985
you shouldnt be afking monkfish anyway

whynt

Quiz time! Are you smarter than a Jmod? Answer the following question:
>why is melee more enjoyable than magic and ranged?
Yes, the answer is obvious: it requires more movement -- things like p2 Verzik. All the more crazy that these retarded mods thought that it'd be more fun to turn melee this leagues into long range afk slop, huh?

why are you speaking like that

>>563848092
double range is fun imo but 7tile halberds is kinda stupid, especially when all of its dmg buffs are then focused around maintaining max range.

who is speaking

not i

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it is a friday once again

>>563846603
Being right gives me such an euphoric feeling, thank you.

fact: slayer is viable

>>563850247
i forgot again why didnt you remind me
https://files.catbox.moe/bgs9hr.webm