https://www.haxball.com/play?c=XXoRBqlBKRY
shaw

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here we are then

joining when i get back home

forgot it was friday

1 hour

live?

link

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=XXoRBqlBKRY
shaw

3 more

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4v4 now

>>2166703

>>2166703
1 space left

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>>2166713
GEG

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>>2166713
>0:36
Me kneeling for Her

>>2167697
bro is NOT him

I am still here making sure you're behaving, Mr. Mani...

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let's prove him wrong bros
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=XXoRBqlBKRY
shaw

>>2177096
we have to prove him wrong here
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=5gKeh6XLNlo

>>2177141

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*sends bavarian keyboards flying*

>>2177508
all that while I am one of the most selfless, supporting and actually often gkuck playing mates in hax

>>2177559
being gkuck is for the whole match, not whenever you feel like it and randomly go attack

>>2177881
>randomly
Planned and constructed and with an eye on the team mate to fluidly change positions to keep an attack going

>>2177881
>being gkuck is for the whole match
it's for life, no matter what rat says

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=RJjyLcWIkSg
shaw
huge update

>>2179085
join

5v5 now

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miss him so much

>>2179085
1 space left btw

>>2179085

tensions running high...

https://freeguessr.com/#/game/coagnbl

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4
shaw

>>2189125
Room taken over by Schizo Tom

>>2189125
join

5v5 currently

one space left

rat come back

https://skribbl.io/?c9CZKJDT

tell souf that I love him

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soon

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4
shaw

can i get a tom in chat?

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bump

hi

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Come lil nigs

hax and guessr cancelled tonight. more info to be posted soon

whatever
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4
shaw

File: 1728815911353878.webm (3.2 MB)

happening now

>>2203856
rare cont /hax/ academy footage

>>2203856
in the realistic hax world he loses it in the first 2 seconds and his team gets scored on

https://freeguessr.com/#/game/oq0piiy

i want my ice cream

rat I love you sorry if I offended you last weekend

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https://youtu.be/KXGv0yoV-8s

cant outzoom the boom

*fart*

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4
pw: shaw

>>2214491

>>2213690
unc won? in the big 26?

1 space left

>>2214491
the room

>>2214491
rooms

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the player

>>2214491

nonce room

hello is anyone playing

>>2216584
Hi hitman, maybe we get a room running today

it's definitely happening 2nite.... hax, guessr, everything

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miss him

>>2216706
>ynr olli, smiley and tonco

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4

password: shaw

JOIN US!

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4
pw: shaw

JONI

>>2216826
>>2216825
one more for 3v3

>>2216825
>>2216826

1 spot left

2-3 spots left

>>2213690
...

>>2217495
weird how this is how i found out that djokovic lost

YO VIVO

>friday
too fond to ignore
too tired to care

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4
shaw

join

>>2227436
1 more for 3v3

i forgor :skull:

ATTENTION

HAX WILL START EARLIER

22H CET TONIGHT

HAX WILL START EARLIER

22H CET TONIGHT

ATTENTION

will be joining in 1 hour

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4
pw: shaw

JOIN

>>2229400
come back

>>2229400
one more for 3v3

>>2229400
2 spots left

2 spots left

some good games tonight

>>2229657
thanks for joining us

>>2229678
thanks for inviting me

we're here
https://skribbl.io/?F5CiBc0T

>>2229657
yeh.. true..

Is anyone going to play tonight?

No one is joining the room tonight? What happened to /hax/ guys?

>>2239066
>What happened to /hax/ guys?
Starts too late

>>2239066
Starts too early

>>2239066
not enough people to get it started on friday anymore

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4
shaw

join

>>2240712
2 spaces left

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This one from the post-Haxball Gartic Phone room. It was fun playing this btw, we should do it again next weekend.

Anyone from /sp/ still left

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssi-9wS1so

>>2164695
Is this real?

Demolición (2015)

https://ww.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4

Password: shaw

JOIN US!

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we're all moving to Rabona when that comes out, right /hax/?

I'm playing in that one room that I usually join in case no one is joining the /hax/ room yet. This room is usually active on the friday and saturday midnight, just like the /hax/ room, and the people here are nice too.

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Q2DO622gnSw

Should we invite them to join our /hax/ room or should we just go to this room?

>>2251893
What? This room has password now? I wrote 'shaw', but the password was wrong. What's the password of this room?

>>2251893
>>2251974
ip grabber

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=env4WK_tpAM

Password: shaw

JOIN!

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4
shaw
come back!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nbKggiRU8k

team usa finna bouta do dis

hax is cancelled this weekend out of respect for El Mencho
RIP

>>2246402
>>2254573
>>2259198
FUCK Finland. FUCK Denmark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9TqIb4FI-w

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4

JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN

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tonight

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4
pw: shaw

lets goo

>>2265719
you guys are missing a hitman00 masterclass

>>2265719

late ;_:

Someone post the webm of shw dribbling rigged

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4

Password: shaw

JOIN!

>>2275946
join lads

>>2275946

>>2276055
don't invite your retarded friends next time

>>2276924
I didn't invite anyone, Tom.

The replays of the lastest /hax/ games
https://replay.thehax.pl/b806f639-214c-4775-bbd3-5b3ee715cbf3
https://replay.thehax.pl/1e317853-e33c-4dc7-89b3-dcb3263cdf1a

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don't today

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4

Password: shaw

COME AND JOIN!

early bedtime sorry haxfrens

>>2277453
unironic 5v4

>>2277453

kaka ngubu join

https://skribbl.io/?C4COnkQI
@shw

The replay of the current /hax/ game we had.
https://replay.thehax.pl/8d029754-9e3b-48f3-9f32-e293c7272854

come out and play
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4
pw: shaw

>>2287810

File: 1749087667694.webm (3.0 MB)

tonight

get rat

>>2287810
Things are happening

>>2287810
5v4 currently

>>2287810

aaaaaaaa

get it started

why no hax

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4

i'll give you 10 minutes to join

>>2289577

>>2289577
1 spot left

>>2289577
1 more for 4v4

>>2289577
5v5

>>2289577
2 spaces left
(lag fixed btw)

>>2289577

https://garticphone.com/en/014067c730

everyone wants to play, no one wants to get it started
this right here is the death of hax

soon

ynr hax

>>2300933
>>2300933
>>2300933
>>2300933

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4

password: shaw

JOIN!

at this rate hax will start at 6 am

If you want to see more replay from the previous hax plays, you can see all the replays I recorded it on THEHAX.

https://replay.thehax.pl/lastReplays/user/8272

>>2303246
>1.30am
Holy neet

>>2303463
Is this from some Chrome extension for Haxball, mx?

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completely forgot it was the weekend desu

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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WffYWqT4Ioc

pass shaw

J O I N
O
I
N

>>2314362
join to say hi to rat

>>2314362
join you fucking tards
3v3 going on

>>2314362

5v5 at this very moment

>>2314362

saturday night hax HERE

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WffYWqT4Ioc
pw: shaw

>>2316443
????????????????????????

O FABINHO
O KRUDD

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does anybody know?

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4

Password: shaw

COME AND JOIN!

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=3uFpQjLKZY4

Password: shaw

JOIN NOW!

join

1 more for 4v4

nigged come back

>>2329549
JOIN JOIN JOIN

too fuckin windy

>>2329589

win rate from august 2025 to march 2026

rigged: 99-58 in 157 matches, 63.1%
Cont: 124-77 in 201 matches, 61.7%
aaaaaaaaaaaa: 141-99 in 240 matches, 58.8%
rat: 124-118 in 242 matches, 51.2%
benchnaldo: 105-103 in 208 matches, 50.5%
tonco: 70-72 in 142 matches, 49.3%
MX: 164-181 in 345 matches, 47.5%
Krubb: 43-53 in 96 matches, 44.8%
ngubu: 57-72 in 129 matches, 44.2%
shw: 149-192 in 341 matches, 43.7%
KAKA: 50-74 in 124 matches, 40.3%
gimi: 53-108 in 161 matches, 32.9%

>>2340870
No one asked and there literally isn't any point to this

>>2340977
ok gimi

>>2340870
doesnt look right

>>2341196
you're welcome to do the calculations yourself

maybe tomorrow

ngl haxball in general seems dead outside of 2 or 3 popular servers

>>2341299
Braindead pleb. I have my friend who hosts the most populated rooms in hax and he is making money from it. How about you get out of your bubble and join me to see why I am rank 1 in the world and stop talking shit here like a fuckign peasant. I cringe HARD seeing you kids stuck.

>>2341299
Also, NIGGA, I have other friends who hosts in North Africa and center of YUROPE and USA WHO HAS 100s of players daily.

*fart*
I cringe.

>>2341979
the braindead plebs are on those servers

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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WffYWqT4Ioc

pw: shaw

its time

how do you even make money form a hax room

>>2342841
>>2342841
>>2342841

1 more for 4V4 !!

JOIN JOIN JOIN

>>2342841
1 more for 4v4

come back hobo

IT'S OVER

LIVE

thanks for joining the last ever hax session boys, will miss you all

>>2343377
>thanks for joining the last ever hax session boys, will miss you all
we have to continue
do it for her simpsons meme( but her is rigged)

tonight is the night that we play hax
not gonna lie that's straight up facts
grab yourself a beer or roll yourself a blunt
in real life i've never seen a cunt

>>2359866
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WffYWqT4Ioc
shaw

>>2360603
join

come back rigged

>>2360764
whe is next room match ryo

if you see this post, don't bother waiting. it's not happening. move on

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A homie of mine is working on haxball for mobile if you guys want to try it out or whatever.
Personally? I don't care lmao, but I know some of you wanted to play on mobile in the past. Chances are only 3 people will read this Xd

https://haxballradar.com/haxballmobile

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an era of /hax/ ends

>>2386507
HAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>2386507
I ST and DM too, which I am top 3 in the world of.

>>2386507
Work went into this. It reminds me of the old days.
Good job, whoever you are. Feeling cute now, might revive /hax/ idno.

nice work, contagious

>>2386507
p good. reminds me of that polish guy who used to post stuff

today
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WffYWqT4Ioc
shaw

>>2390031
we're actually playing btw

>>2390031
Enjoy. I am too cooked to play.

hax

1 more for 5v5

>>2390031
JOIN JOIN JOIN JOIN

>>2390031

join ngubu and rigged

one spot left for a very lucky person

>>2390031

>>2386507
Forgot to add me on this pic.

London meetup of contagious, shw and aaaaaaaaaaaa this summer
rigged hasn't replied yet

>>2411531
I would join so I could teach you all how to play hax, but my woman will be visiting all summer.

>>2411531
Just realized this was a joke when I saw "rigged hasn't replied yet"

Xdd

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WffYWqT4Ioc
shaw

>>2413353
join for 4v4

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WffYWqT4Ioc
Password: shaw

JOIN!!!

>>2418075
Bump

>>2386507
>BHL
those who know

>>2386507
The Agni cries out in pain as he screams the truth to you

>>2386507
imagine not being here, forever forgotten

the photographer never shows up in the photo

>>2386507
>>2440458
half of this info is wrong

>>2386507
can someone explain anything under hobomessi's to me

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WffYWqT4Ioc
shaw
sunday hax?

great games tonight guys I'll see you in 2 weeks

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>>2386507

>>2452074
Why is he wearing napapijri
Is hitman00 a chav/ gopnik?
>>2448290
Wouldve came if i knew about this

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WffYWqT4Ioc
Password: shaw

COME AND PLAY!!

>>2452394
>Why is he wearing napapijri
Well, I did not made this. mx made all of this for the hax player.

>Is hitman00 a chav/ gopnik?
I'm neither of them IRL.

hax tonite yeah?

>>2472678
https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WffYWqT4Ioc
pw: shaw

all the /sp/ janny's fault

tomorrow

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https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WffYWqT4Ioc
pw shaw
J O I N
O
I
N

>>2500251
1 more for 4v4

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*enters hax*

>>2500251
2 precious spots left

rat gimi

>>2500251

>>2500251
jan

>>2500251

mysteriously the rec doesn't get uploaded

>>2504120
its a shame cause i had couple of blooters

>>2504120
>>2504453
https://files.catbox.moe/l397oi.hbr2

>>2504120
the cartel stole it o algo

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=WffYWqT4Ioc
Password: shaw

LET'S GOOOOO!!!

HAX

bax

>>2524325
come on in

>>2524325
1 more for 5v5

@krubb kys

gimi rigged

>>2524325
just 3 spaces left

>>2524647
room closed

>>2524655
room's closed due to aids

>getting raided by sharty in big 26

I am legally obliged to disclose, to the people that may use this webpage, that Mr. Rigged Smith died in Slough, England on the 25th of May 2026.

I am not apologizing to ngubu even if I absolutely should

>>2524984
>>2524984
Confirm it. Holding my breath until then.

>>2526797
Where did you get this from?

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Ez0-MLndCcA
Password: shaw

LET'S PLAY HAXBALL!!

>>2528446
I just realized that the link doesn't work, it will just appear as "master connection error". That's weird because that was the correct link of this room.
Just go to
https://www.haxball.com/play
and search "nu /hax/ cytube /hax/ nu-host cytu" and there you find the room.

>>2528490
>>2528490
>>2528490

1 more for 4v4

>>2528446
in here

>>2528446

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is the eternal GOAT still playing

https://www.haxball.com/play?c=Ez0-MLndCcA
shaw

test>>2554272

>>2554272

1 spot left

2 spots left

>>2554601
>>2554300

post midnight reinforcements needed
could (you) be the one to save /hax/?

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>>2556991
Word on the block is that I was the best player in that room, so your stats means NOTHING.

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shaw

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join before room-closing meltdown

2 spaces left

shw cumbacc

messoy please

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