I am praying very hard.
Its easy to pray HARD when I see Dang.

please...fuck my ass...

>>2330221
Well none of us would have trouble finding it after BDJ has been there. Your only problem would be some developers have probably already sold it off as a car park.

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>>2330302
THIS CARBY POST IS UNDER OFFICIALLY APPROVED PROTECTION!
...They are so cute.

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>>2331235
These are obviously a gift from Dang. A tax well worth paying.
Praise be to Dang! Our anuses are saved! Now wait, I have forgotten, do we insert these handle first or pointy bits first?

post glamgal hentai please

Friends. It has come to my attention that the other thread has weaponized bunnies and carbuncles.
These are proving a formidable defense against our BDJ posting ways.
We may have to admit defeat in the face of such resilient cuteness.
>>2332333
The Glamgal poster was an unusual event in our long, rich, and tapestried history. Glamgal came from nowhere and made us jizz our pants so thoroughly that we could remain standing without using our muscles.
Then suddenly one day Glamgal vanished. Much to out bitter disappointment and longing. We mourn this tragic loss to this day.
More interestingly no internet search found any trace of our beloved Glamgal. No references, no images.
And yet the Glamgal posts were highly distinct in their style and prose, vaguely reminiscent of a well known Runescape forum user now lost to the passages of time.
She was an angel. She will always BE AN ANGEL.

xXskullfuckuXx was another legend that was taken from us far too soon... we're talking like, within a few days. he's gone, but not forgotten...

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>>2332500
Yes, truly a hero taken before his time.
With the loss of so many of our legends I fear the other thread may sense our weakness and seek to invade.
Sweet Dang preserve us! For they may decide to rampage through here with their imbecilic "doings".
We must fortify our defenses.
Trenches, pillboxes and BDJ drones.

went to get a prostate exam today and the doctor immediately knew i played runescape

>>2335743
Hi there!
Dr Runescape here.
Count yourself lucky young man, most runescape patients I have seen do not have a prostrate left to inspect.
Fortunately Rick's Rectum Repairs is just down the road from my office. I send them there.

>>2332517
I dont think those morons have either the initiative or creativity to invade this place.

>>2330203
You forgot this stuff
Previous Thread: >>1962197

>Recent updates
https://runescape.wiki/w/Game_updates

>Future updates
https://runescape.wiki/w/Upcoming_updates

>I've been inactive since the First Age, what did I miss?
https://runescape.wiki/w/Guide_for_returning_players

>Useful Links:
RS Wiki: https://runescape.wiki/
New Player Setup Guide: https://thersguide.com/
PvM Encyclopedia: https://pvme.io/
Alt1: https://runeapps.org/alt1
Runeclan is kill: https://runepixels.com/
Dailies/Weeklies/Monthlies tracker: https://dailyscape.github.io/
Moneymaking: https://runescape.wiki/w/Money_making_guide
Miscellania: https://runescape.wiki/w/Calculator:Other/Miscellania
Perk calculator: https://runescape.wiki/w/Calculator:Perks

>>2337187
i swear i'd forget my own ass if big daddy jagex wasn't constantly raping it

Comrades.
I have shocking terrible news.
The BDJ poster has been defeated.
DEFEATED!
By a bunny of all things. A GODDAMNED BUNNY! What ignominious end. Who would have believed a FUCKING BUNNY could have put an end to his guffawing when so many bans had failed?
But yes, its true.
Our very own OG BDJ poster. Gone.
He who once trashed so many rsg threads with anus posting ways.
He who brushed off bans like cooties from around his ass
He who helped create a universe inside these threads populated by such things as
Noob jokes, Dr Runescape, Mission Control, Search for Dang Quest, Rick's Rectum Repairs, La Résistance, xXskullfuckuXx, Silver Forks, League of Extraordinary Assholes, Wonderlube™, Runescape Lawyer, and many many others.
OH THE HUMANITY!
Surely we shall mourn his passing as we do the loss of our anal virginity.

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>>2330203
Mommy dang..

>>2330203
>>2337461
rape

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>>2337384
Analposting. Noob jokes. Silver Forks. Wonderlube™. Long ago, /rsg/ lived together on /vg/ in harmony. Then, everything changed when Big Daddy Jagex attacked. Only the BDJposter, master of RuneScape shitposting, could stop them. But when /rsg/ needed him most, he vanished. A few days have passed and my anus and I discovered the new shitposter, this anon right here that I'm replying to. And although his shitposting skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to be reincarnated as the BDJposter once again. But I believe this anon can save /rsg/.

>>2339020
I believe you are an avenging Angel sent by Dang to right the wrongs done to our anuses
You are the new BDJ poster!
Our anuses live in hope.

>>2339140
i could never bear the legacy of guffawing and discussing anal rape

>>2340562
>>2339140
The sad fact is the era of the BDJ poster is over. He had a good run. Only his ethereal entity now exists.
Perhaps a new form will arise one day, in some new guise, forming a new vision and a new destiny.

>>2341189
he better be reborn someday because if i dont have some guy talk about my asshole getting raped by a massive baddragon.com dildo i'm going to get fucking pissed

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>>2341446
Take heart comrade. The legacy of the BDJ is so ingrained into these threads that it only takes the mention of silver forks and wonderlube to invoke his memory.
Why it even appears Grok is aware of the BDJ lore. Just a simple prompt: "Runescape. Angel. Holding a raised silver fork""

someone better start posting guffaws, giggles, and snickers RIGHT NOW. someone mention a monstrous tallywhacker entering my ass NOW!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>2341606
Alas friend, for your wish can not be granted. The defeat of the BDJ poster was real and final. But there is one thing he taught us, the value in transformation. You would have noticed how he constantly evolved his posts. Even his defeat consisted of a saga worthy of the storybooks. You dont just defeat the BDJ poster with a fresh stalk of celery. He went down fighting, and we should be proud of that.

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>>2342116
Hmm. that looks like a comfy spot to rest my huge penis. Sort of liek a cock hammock.

where BDJposter :'(

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>>2351893