i was literally going to say the disingenuous way he approached the deadmin request reminded me of leftist video essays, and now it turns out hes a tranny chaser or some non binary abomination
>>2492220 This Idgaf if pomf,bathos,kromkar etc are trans if you have an actual problem with someone like how they play the game or how they run the server talk about that instead of their gender i dont care what they have between their legs i only care if they are good admins/players.
>>2492092 I'd like to believe this is a shitpost because >extremely basedlooking >narrow shoulders with zero muscle mass >bulb-shaped head >balding with cope bangs >i'm le middle class blue collar worker! look at my dirty PPE! >tranny chaser
>>2492220 >>2492255 Is the only thing you people know how to do is be disingenuous? You're correct that whether someone is a cis woman or a cis man has little correlation with how they actually play or admin, but it's retarded to think that someone being trans doesn't affect that when transgender people center their entire identity around being trans and there's studies that show that trannies are more likely to be autistic and have personality disorders like narcissism, which is pretty relevant to how they behave in-game or as an admin. It doesn't make sense to put those people in charge of a social roleplaying game. They are literally people who cannot function in normal society and demand everything caters to them, and if those demands aren't met they try to infiltrate positions of authority to enforce their mentally-ill worldview, and if they can't do that, they just try to slander or destroy the lives of whoever isn't bending over backwards for them.
An open-ended sandbox roleplaying game cannot function if these people are allowed to populate it, otherwise it turns into a boring hugbox like 90% of hub servers. Deadmin Bathos.
>>2492255 We did talk about it, and the tranny cocksuckers locked the thread without any real discussion. Besides, trans garbage has proven itself time and time again as absolute poison to any community.
>>2492266 >But something tells me it is not. he mentioned ss13 on this account in 2023. the odds that some random that uses his unusual username also shares his niche interests are astronomically low
i hate social media so much. in the context of the game i really do not care what you're doing online as long as it's legal, it's fun to play with you, and you keep it as private as you can. it's kinda jarring to go from "he's fun to play with and doesn't break the rules" to "oh he has a twitter where he shoves dildos up his ass and posts pictures"
i am not one to shame someone for their sexuality, but i find things like that disgusting and a sign of mental unwellness
>>2492266 anon, as someone who's interacted with /vg/ since the early days and played video games with pomf, bathos and a bunch other oldfags, i can 100% assert that this is him and its deeply fucking funny that his bluesky was "googling deity's discord handle to find his linkedin," levels of easy to find. bathos used to pretty regularly discuss what he does out in the open too iirc and i can vaguely remember him saying something about being asian
>>2492421 For me it is akin to someone being an actual pedophile. Yeah, I don't care if you fapped to Linetrap in 2008. I don't care if you fap to anime 1000 years old lolis like weebs do. But that is just too much.
I remember back when vg station had good natured, edgy humor. Now it's just all the angsty and angry neckbeards that drove out all of the normal people. Such a shame.
>>2492471 watching someone constantly hating someone for their race and later risking it all to get them to safety is peak. same for someone discriminated against.
when you see someone dragging someone they hate, or hates them, to safety is cathartic
Well, he is a gooner tranny chasing weeb and potentially a furry, but it's not the end of the world. I don't see why people feel urged to defend something this silly.
at the very least he could've been a twitter or 4chan hon chaser (he never retweeted any trap, just hons that dont pass) being a bluesky tranny chaser and even having a bluesky profile is what's unforgivable tobe really honest
>>2492471 this isn't a commentary on whatever flavor of the month bullshit you faggots are on, this is just actually the case for the people in this server, yall are angsty depressed people rn, including the players and admins
>>2492595 I think its just over, 2016 was the peak of this server, and 10 years of shitty reinforcement has made every player and admin literally retarded
>>2492595 Like fstation? On a serious note, I do not think it's possible, pop is low as it is, not enough players will jump ship to make the switch attractive to anyone on the fence.
>>2492811 Odyssey saved pop >Some autist plays Odyssey alone because they like the Away Mission stuff >Someone else logs in, because someone else is playing they decide to stick around >Creates a positive feedback loop for pop The most difficult part of getting pop on this server is catching the initial players, once a few people are on it starts climbing quickly.
>>2492811 New map, school's out, ss14 imploded, and the retards bumping this thread with their drama making it appear more frequently in the front page of /vm/
>>2492606 It's like this everywhere desu. Every gamer who isn't an unstable furry(optional) faggot with aspergers has been ran off or has retreated to one of those off-hub grimshart seekrit klub servers and never looked back. Essentially domestication syndrome.
>>2492933 He left because he got mad that people told him that disassembling half of the entire ship to make room for the things you need wasn't fun, and that "I pulled the layout from a different server" wasn't a good excuse for the layout to stay bad.
I think we need a latino-ran SS13 that's Latin America themed First worlders are too weird to have fun with stuff and racism And instead of Vox and Insects we have Paraguayans and Bolivians There are no monkey cubes, just Brazilian cubes with a 30% chance of being perma aggro'd when you hydrate it
>>2493188 well a lot of the people bitching are wastes of space that voted to keep jungle into rotation despite the fact that it kills pop every single time. i wouldnt stick around for this either if i was in his position btw bathos is a tranny chaser and a furry
>Blonichu's gone >Yvvel's gone >West's gone >But we keep Kromkar and the headmin with a gooning addiction What the fuck can even do at this point? We're losing good men left and right and only the gayest faggots stick around.
>>2493520 You cant do anything you're not the headmin you dont get to decide whos going to be admin and whos not. The most you can do is fruitlessly complain and get ignored.
>>2493593 >is there any way to play this as a complete noob without the possibility of getting banned? Avoid killing other members of the crew, don't fuck around with bombs or plasma or anything else that could put holes in the station, stick to low-responsibility jobs until you know what you're doing and you're golden.
>Read the introductory articles on the wiki >Select noob-friendly job in a department that has other people in it (cargo tech, chef, bartender, etc.) >Read wiki article(s) about that job and department >Play those simple jobs until you've got a handle on controls and basic mechanics >Rinse and repeat for whatever you're interested in, moving up to more complex jobs once you can tell your ass from a hole in the ground
Also it's probably a good idea to turn off antag rolls until you've played enough rounds to know how your job and department functions and you should also tell your co-wokers that you're new both IC and with the LOOC verb. Everyone was new at some point and lots of people like to teach new people. You could also have a dickhead ling/vampire/tator for a co-worker who will disable your sensors and husk you in the first five minutes of the game, but that's spess for you.
>>2493593 You can use LOOC (local out-of-character, as in, out of character messages only seen by other players in your vicinity, not server-wide, to ask stuff).
>>2493245 he was fun to play with and didn't seem like that much of a rulebreaker, free my nigga if someone was evading but hasn't done anything bannable while they were evading, they should given amnesty since they proved they could follow the rules.
>>2493593 In a different time, yeah. Nowadays, no. Every admin will assume you're an alt account and instantly assume the worst when you inevitably make an honest mistake. You'll have to rack up a bunch of living hours doing nothing or boring jobs like station janitor before you try learning anything with consequences so the server jannies think you're just a regular player who made a fucky wucky and not a griefer. Even recently on this server a beloved new player was driven away because one of our schizo admins thought they were an alt even though they were obviously nothing like the person they were accused of being an alt of.
Also people on VG will claim to be new player friendly but it's really not, you're lucky to find anyone who will teach you anything more than basics and if you don't do your job right or ask for help from the wrong people they will just shit on you in-game even if they don't know how to do that stuff themselves. Your best bet is to just observe and watch how other people do their job and read the wiki extensively. Maybe set up a local server to experiment with things yourself.
>>2493789 >Even recently on this server a beloved new player was driven away because one of our schizo admins thought they were an alt even though they were obviously nothing like the person they were accused of being an alt of. Accusing someone on Discord like this is based 4chan culture in action according to Bathos.
thank you based kromkar for permabanning one of the few players who was willing to teach new players while also harassing a relatively new player until they stopped playing you really are a positive influence on our community
>thread gets popular and bumped a lot >new players start to join who woulda thunk it but uhhh, down with the thread lets go back to our discord tranny echo chamber
>>2494006 And all we had to do was get rid of the faggy slopper so that people didn't look at the thread and instantly go "I'm not joining this shitshow"
>>2493245 It seems less of the 15 potential alts, and the fact he logged in twice into a current round and got caught. >>2494312 headmin gave him the orders from the look of things
this place really is a psyop isn't it? guy gets caught breaking the rules that have been in place for 15 years and you all jump to his defence immediately. incredibly weird behavior. if you guys want a server that has no rules, go play on hinas little server together, you'll be able to get a good enough pop with how many of you there apparently are.
>>2494895 No one wants to play on your shitty server. I also don't want to play on this shitty server anymore, since it's obvious the admins don't give a single fuck about what players think. Engaging with that deadmin request in such a dishonest way was unhinged no matter how you look at it. This month started with GermanSanta's completely unnecessary permaban, and since then, things just got worse and worse until the creator of the most ambitious project we've had in years had to quit yesterday. Admins see everyone around them abandoning the sinking ship, and they just don't care.
>>2495042 Because you've burnt them out with genuine retardation for so long, that now that you have a legitimate concern, its the same as retardation. You made way too many ban requests and forum posts complaining about people, they've marked you as a sensitive faggot
>>2495051 They shouldn't ignore ex-admins and players that have stuck with the server for a decade or more simply because they don't like the OP. Purity spiral is what's led us here.
It's kinda interesting. I used to love this game until I ran into the admin kabal's chimpouts. I used to think they were chill until I had to deal with them. Now, I feel kinda sad for these fucking dweebs. Think I'll just bully them instead.
>>2495061 It's the frivolous ban requests, the emotional discord and thread posting, its not the OP, its the people within it not understanding how to approach conflict with precision. You played yourself in the end.
I agree with the ban on nothingeverhappens (even if a perma seems excessive) but think there probably should be some leeway on situations where someone is solo playing and they multi key because there’s no one on to help them at all, they are impacting anyone else’s game and they’re on a map like Odyssey that doesn’t have space hobos
>>2495072 Players have no obligation to air out their concerns in a retard friendly format, but admins are obligated to listen. You choose to ignore important members of the community at your own peril. Kromkar isn't more important to this server than player trust.
First Germansanta the teacher of newfags. Now Nothingeverhappens1 he multikeyed literally to make round ends seem more populated to boost pop. Literal shitmins
If Johnny just admits it(since what the trannyjanny saw is damning), owns up to it, says he wont do it again he could be back in in a week. Multikeying to save your solo NTEV run is not that bad.
>Bans the guy that was boosting pop by joining on 15 diffrent accounts at the same time Jannies just cant stop trying to kill pop They want it at 10 players ingame max They cant handle it if it goes over 20
I can't say I care about people multikeying in low pop as long as they have a no-antag-chance character, desu. Multikeying to get antag is a different thing.
Every admin sucks. Lets just be real. Getting rid of bathos won't matter. Nipples is there. There's always another retard to take the others place. This station is boned.
i wish someone who wasnt retarded would literally just host /vg/'s code, 1:1 and just update as new stuff comes in and not change anything. not even a fork or a rebase but just something like /vg/13 without tranny chasers
>>2496264 Admins literally do not play the game at all and rarely even log in just to admin so they are completely out of touch with the how the game actually is.
>>2496405 yes they do, and i don't think what you are saying is true. there are times i did something stupid, messing up the round for someone else, and i got deservedly slapped. i was mad at the time, seethed at the admin even, but i learned from it and i think have become a better player for it
>>2496491 problem is a lot of times they just go against fun. one of germansanta's ick ocks were him posting bees on bee days since they banned him for that
>>2496855 It's cringeworthy to upvote your own pr but this is inarguably a better, more complete, and far less cluttered map than the original iteration. Adding the extra doors to the choky mess between medbay, cargo, and kitchen alone would make it worth speedmerging.
Kromkar has completely redeemed himself in my eyes. Everything he does is to make the server a better palce and he should ban 13monkeys next, before going on to ban anyone else whining in the deadmin thread.
>>2492811 Is it? I haven't played since around 2023 or so. I remember when the pop exploded during Covid. Was sad to see it get so dead only a couple years later. I miss the days when the server had a good 10 hours of mid pop (~33 people) every day.
Well since drama has chilled a bit I wanted to share a funny
>be tayiorswift >introduce a new bartender static Stefani Germanotta >thinks: surely the only person likely to understand this is Doldrums >Fiyah immediately comes up, hugs, and walks away saying nothing >wonders: HOW DOES LEON KNOW ITS ME
In spite of all the drama and divide I’m glad this game still gave me a fun silly moment (and yes i know it was probably obvious that it was me but i thought it was funny)
>>2501641 I was going to yap and stop by more often but I figured you were playing a different character to lay low so I tried to not turn the bar into a pvp zone
>appealing someone else's ban is LE BAD! crazy how most of our players are wrong about almost everything. kromcuck and whoever agrees with his bullshit can get fucked
>cargo technician >get right to business with the QM >suggest a cargo medbay at the beginning >QM says no, he has plans to host a pizza party >follow him onto the shuttle while he explains >get stunbaton'd and greytide implanted >explains how he'll set the party up in bridge and then send in a shitload of fuel tanks to blow it all up >agree to help since i'm implanted (duh) >set up an RCS system in the process for a couple of departments in case there was still work to do before the plan got executed >get roughed up a little by the wizard in the process, find out wizard nuked cargo and killed the QM >they find his implant but don't remove it(?) >sec later comes up to me and tells me to keep my nose clean, no implant removal or anything >tell the QM they know >he's like fuck it we ball anyways >go eat some reishi in botany because i'm starving, ended up getting poisoned by them >taken to medbay, implant removed >later tell sec the QM's plans >they keep it in mind (so they said) and thank me >one locker nap later >QM has bridge party room almost set up >help clear a free access door path in the secure window, get shocked in the process >a doctor gives me meth to "cure" my burns >the meth also gave me brain damage, which i find out about during the actual party time >hide away, eventually get depressed >plan on killing myself in spess with a welder tank >get ready to exit through the cargo shuttle airlocks >discover the shuttle is docked at the station, and that the QM just started sending in a shitload of welder fuel tanks into the bridge via portal >run and hide >kaBOOM.wav >crawled onto a pod and hid for the rest of the round there was also an early morning lamprey but my experience wasn't quite as eventful
How do I bypass the sticky ban? I know you can do it, but I can't remember how. The Colonial Marines people are so peevish with their rules, I couldn't help but want to fuck them over.
>>2504207 I end up doing this pretty often but it's usually an accident. I'll see "unknown body" on the scanner and pull it out thinking it's bullet shrapnel then remove someone's freedom implant or something.
>>2504005 You need to change your IP, CID, remove all traces of BYOND from your machine, and make an account with a separate password IIRC. VPN can take care of the IP part but major hub servers are using IP VPN detection nowadays, so you might just have to wait until your ISP gives you a new IP. A virtual machine will take care of the CID and BYOND installation part, but you'll have to tweak the settings (hard drive serial number) to make sure it has a unique CID and not whatever one the default VM setup will give it. If you don't want to use a VM then you have manually delete all leftover BYOND files and registry entries or just use something like Revo Uninstaller, then either use a CID spoofer, get a new hard drive/SSD, or find some way to flash the firmware to change the serial number. Changing the serial number in regedit doesn't work anymore.
>>2504614 I heard that the CID spoofer that was available on UnknownCheats had malware put into it because the person who made it was annoyed at retards asking a .exe since they were too stupid to compile code themselves, Idk if that is the same software or not but I would make sure to run it sandboxed first to test
Nvm, scratch that. I bypassed the stickyban for CM.
Funny thing is I don't even grief that much, the game mode is really fun when you have a nice slow two hour game. But eventually I get bored and just want to start teamkilling. The trick is to shoot at your allies while they're being attacked by the aliens, so it plausibly looks like you're not a griefer
>>2505232 kromkar was saying tayiorswift is falson on discord and made very thinly veiled (if you can even call them veiled) threats about wanting to ban them. i'm in the school of thought that he was joking and just isn't funny, but we don't need that shit being done to new players
Like Kromkar or not he factually doubled the pop since coming back. You can have some disagreements with him ok but he didnt kill vgstation thats just factually not true. He saved it.
>CE gets kidnapped by raiders >rush to telepad room >they keep moving, can't get a bead >suddenly they go south for a very long time >7 tiles per update on the crew console, going to have to eyeball it >set Y to 300 and hope they pass it >slam receive when gut instinct tells me to >CE appears on my pad >holy shit it actually worked >braindead I felt so cool for about 5 seconds until I examined him.
>>2504269 sure, why not >lamprey >librarian >find a shortsword and a zombie, proceed to die fighting the zombie >resurrect as a zombie >come across a player assistant >he doesn't believe i'm a zombie and i follow him anyways >we end up in a bar, he drinks something(?) that turns him into a statue (i don't notice this) >a fire starts in a bar and another statue points this out >i find a fire kit and try to point it out to the assistant, only then realizing he's a statue >spend the rest of the round wandering around/dying repeatedly to zombies while trying to look for evac and ultimately failing at least lamprey is a fun map to explore, and being a zombie makes that way easier
>>2507259 No. Every server is ran by transwomen/trans supporters no exceptions and also has a lot of transwomen playing it including the one in the op. So either get over your phobia and deal with the fact some women can have penises and thats ok or go find another game to play.
Our headmin is such a based chud look at the type of things hes liking and retweeting. So based. Europeans dont want to play on our server because were too chuddy for them.
>>2507480 If I was beating a tranny to death right in front of Bathos he would avert his eyes and do nothing to stop me because I am bigger and strong than him and he is a pussy
>If I was beating a tranny to death right in front of Bathos he would avert his eyes and do nothing to stop me because I am bigger and strong than him and he is a pussy
>>2509543 the shuttle that round was wild, i have no idea how i lived! thank you for the sunflower, i always smile when you come around with gifts like that
>>2510323 everybody wants their character to be recognizeable, but for some reason most people default to catchphrases and obnoxious gimmicks instead of consistent character traits and good roleplay. Ironically it just makes the good roleplayers stand out even more
bathos tight little faggot butthole on a silver platter while I knock a bunch of shit over and pull down my pants with my big dick hanging out and fuck his little twink butthole at the function and everyone is shocked an appalled but clapping and I pull out my phone to start slopping up a new slop and everyone loves the new sloppy music then I strangle bathos neck as I unload between his cheeks then throw him into a ditch and piss on pedo pomfs tranny pokemons face and the other faggots line up but I shit my jeans as I stagger home to go to sleep
>kromkar comes back and becomes the most active admin >pop goes from 30+ to 15 >kromkar gets clowned on by everyone in a deadmin request >pop goes from 15 to 30+ ?
>>2510323 >>2510617 good roleplayers really can make a round. i don't care if you RP hating someone, being an asshole, or some other form of autism. as long as you're being fun i'm gonna play along until i hear the SME-LE-LE-LE-LEL
>>2511012 this is going to sound crazy but medical. it's going to kind of suck at first but you will learn many many valuable skills and tricks that will keep you and your fellow crew alive even if you aren't playing medical staff. we have plenty of players in med who are eager to teach as well
>>2511181 i've been banned from TG for at least a decade and i don't remember the reason and i don't have even the slightest desire to appeal, and this is coming from someone who appealed a paradise ban
>>2511012 Botany. There's a ChemMaster where you can learn how to separate chemicals and learn the reagent system. You can very quickly make big mistakes like plasma flooding or kudzu loosing through mutating but if you read the wiki to know what to look for when analyzing mutated plants you won't fuck up that much. I think of it as a right of passage to accidentally do both when new anyways so you learn what not to do (unless you are antag). All the people who main botany are pretty nice so they would likely be willing to help you out too.
>>2511026 I would agree if not for the fact that one of the most consistent medical players is an unhelpful retard that actively puts other people off from playing the role. >>2511012 Engineering is good for learning construction which will be useful in most jobs, and knowing how to set up an engine is good for lowpop. If you want something with lots of interaction, play sec and try to be good cop for a bit. You'll get your ass kicked but if you're expecting that to happen it's not so bad.
Given the rise of those quirky little chinese robots that keep tripping all the time and sperging out on the floor, I think our borgs should do the same, they should have a 5% chance of tripping every square they move.
>>2512478 way too many things that should be solved in IC get bans >round with 5 secs >assistant acts like a shitter and welderbombs >let sec deal with the assistant? >nah BWOINK >some annoying guy is being annoying in comms and abrasive to people >let us lynch him for being a tard? >nah BWOINK >round becomes a "late rounds" waiting room with science, medical and security with the best weapons and armors >threat ends in 5 minutes because of it >shuttle has been called >repeat
>start playing regularly >after a couple of months of playing, my router starts getting ddosed frequently and my internet goes out several times a day >this started happening after i probably slighted a specific admin in-game >stop playing for a while >ddoses stop >fast forward a bit, start playing again >ddoses start again Yeah there's 100% a VG admin DDOSing my home network after they got my IP from the game. What I just want to know is, why? I'm a pretty inoffensive player, no bans or notes, I'm not active on the forums and discord, and I don't think most other players care for me either way otherwise. Did that one off-hand remark really trigger you that much? Anyways you win, I'm not playing on your shitty server anymore.
>>2512940 Coward. You should fight back and call out that admin and get him or her or them deadminned instead of running away like a cuck. Where are your balls?
Call his ass out so the headmin can say im not deadmining one of my friends lol girl bye and then use his connections to not just ban you from vgstation but also get you permabanned from every station
>>2513269 >locks the trader port >one of the traders somehow finds a way to die to the bomb i was chuckling as i bled my way into arrivals. i felt so bad for my co-trader, they were doing their best to help me, but it was already over
>>2510331 Lil Krommy posting the same thing on forums and the thread to stroke his ego. Like no one cares what you have to say. Your existence itself is a joke.
>>2512478 >Bans over welderboming are dumb. >Joins as doctor >Welderbombs ~2 minutes after joining; nothing else logged >[21:27:03]ADMIN: PM: Kharkov72/(Brantly Ryals)->San78901/(Justice Langston): also why bomb >[21:27:25]ADMIN: PM: San78901/(Justice Langston)->Kharkov72/(Brantly Ryals): cus i was bored
A one connection 4norasin welderbomb is griffing shitter until proven otherwise and he couldn't even be assed to come up with a better reason than "I was bored". Fuck that retard.
13monkeys is one of the most mentally ill people I've ever personally interacted with on the internet lol does he realize being such a hostile schizo makes just whoever his target of choice is look better?
>>2514920 the goddamn gacha faggots stole pretty much that entire board. i'm not going to lie and say i don't like me a bit of guilty gacha, but those faggots drown the entire board by spamming pictures of their fucking "waifu" that changes with every new character drop. FUCK GACHA FAGGOTS, kill them all including me.
>>2514920 because the thread kept falling off the catalogue and archiving before bump limit repeatedly so we moved the thread to a slower board where it wont get slid off
it really is brave of lil krommy to block 13trannies on github and then gaslight him about it. 13trannies might be retarded but it's really not subtle when it was literally only lil krommy's PRs he couldnt reply to
>>2512940 Oh you were serious, I thought you were just taking the piss in the /v/ thread. If you really think this then call your ISP and talk to them about it, a representative can get back to you about what's happening. Tier 1 can probably do fuckall so you'll have to insist they escalate the issue if they don't immediately suggest it themselves
>>2515522 >lil krommy makes a github account >blocks 13trannies on github for reasons, preventing them from replying to their pull request >it isn't formally against the rules but blocking others on the github is considered extremely bad taste >instead of owning up to a shitty move lil krommy doubles down and insists on no wrongdoing
>>2515522 Lil krommy is autistic and cannot handle anyone following the rules to the letter and will permaban at the drop of a hat 13trannies is autistic and cannot handle rules and wants leetspeak, smileys and non antag cuban peteing to be IC issues.
I hate Kromkar as much as the rest of us but it's honestly pathetic how much he lives rent free in 13monkey's head. Imagine if 13monkeys put all the time and energy spent seething over Kromkar towards something productive.
>>2515656 I don't think he's qualified but I'm partial to it because it would be funny
>>2515670 All of our admins are already in a gay metaclique thoughever
>>2515656 I think he’d be good but I would be sad to lose him to the admin never players. Most of his notes are funny or not note worthy and his bans are not really bans.
>>2515656 I don't think he should be an admin because he's probably metacomming with Reimusarmpit and if not then they still have the most insufferable metafriendship on the server
I've been playing on and off since like 2014 taking years long hiatus, like 5 years was my longest, I think, and I don't remember how to do most things, so I'll be applying for admin. I hope I get your support!
>>2512643 You can only deal with retards unfunnily self-antagging so many times before you want them to stop. The average player has no concept of restraint or good timing. Letting people self-antag when it would be funny is fine. Letting them do it every single round for no reason other than "I'm bored :(" leads to a dogshit server.
>>2515878 >The average player has no concept of restraint or good timing Tell me about it. Every populated round it's the same medical and secs giving each other guns if they're their metabuddies and tasing/cuffing/chloraling people for lingering 1 second too long and/or not being fast enough to leave/grab their stuff.
>>2515929 I’m tired of watching everyone mob tayiorswift in the bar even when she tries as a chill new bartender static. Doesn’t happen to any other bartenders, only her.
>>2515929 Get the FUCK out of medbay, if your health bar is green then you better have a broken bone, a horrid poison in your body, or a gift for me or I'm going to shoot you with my Mutagen/Chloral/Impedrezene syringe. I don't care if you just popped out of cryo that isn't my fucking problem lives are on the line
>admins are le good i can't tell you how many times i've asked for something to do as chaplain just for the drooling obese trannitor admin to just spam the cookie button and not interact with me at all
>>2516170 Chaplain is a roleplay role, like Librarian, Internal Affairs, Lawyer, etc. You make your own fun not beg for help and attention from admins.
>>2516236 Except during Cult, where you are important enough to get immediately round removed but not important enough to actually be effective against the cultist.
>>2515994 I recognize all of them I've been here too fucking long. That said yeah half of them have not shown their face this decade so that image is just oldfag core
>>2516268 Chaplain can fuck over certain wizard spells iirc. Happened to me once and actually had me scared I couldn't just jaunt and blink freely Same with vampires
>>2517022 It took me over 10 years to realize that to be a good antag I have to job some of the time to entertain others, winning is too addicting of a feeling
>offer to be an expert witness for Bob for $50 >he agrees >waiting to be called up to the stand >massive explosion >dodge the bomb >realize that my $50 is toast >scream in despair >wait Bob survived he's gasping in the corner >drag him to medbay >cut off his legs to reduce damage >inject him with every drop of medication I have >guy comes in and lasers me and him >the drugs just keep him alive anyways >drop him off at cryo >take my hard earned $50 from his PDA Pic related is the courtroom
>Janny that zealously moderates a game that's past its peak. >Tells other people how to spend their time. Is having no self-awareness a requirement for being an admin?
So NigglyWiggly has to re-apply after being an admin for so long, but Kromkar gets to come back no questions asked after being an admin for only a year?
oh goody, 2 more admins to join the team of 21, of which which only 3 play the game more than once a week. surely this means the server wont experience several hours of no admins online during highpop anymore
>>2521579 Because he's the hero /vg/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A Dark Knight.
i unironically like kromkar. he can be a bit mean and rude, but he's fair when he has to punish someone and seems to genuinely want to see the server thrive t. retard that had to eat a kromkar ban after acting like a retard
>>2523539 Wood granade. It converts all floors,chairs,tables,closets,chests etc. into wood in a 6x6 radius and then you can light the room on fire and destroy it.
>>2523573 true and thats why we call him the greatest admin who has ever lived he is like the vgstation jesus he even died and then came back to life later
bros... this medium pop shit is getting me addicted to the game again plus the thread isn't getting spammed which makes it fun to talk in here what's the occasion. there's gotta be a twist.
A social roleplaying game that's only accessible to the people who struggle the most with social interaction. The irony seems lost on a lot of players.
>>2526942 >lummox jr is a retard >overmoderation thats usually politically motivated in every server >the ssethtide and its conquences have been a disaster for spess >SS14 failed miserably
>>2527396 failed to transfer the classic ss13 gameplay over to a new engine and discourages new people from discovering ss13 through being a den of degeneracy and pedophilia
>>2527012 ssethtide was 7 years ago, and before ssethtide, the game was getting strangled to death by faggots in much the same way it is today. it was a breath of fresh air. the only "consequences" were having more than 700 population and being able to play on space stations with people who didn't use the word "shitter" incorrectly for a couple of years.
>>2527555 SS13 is dying because it's a game for autists and they're getting memed into trannyism, shifting their focus from the game to being degenerates in every meaning of the word.
>this guy is actually moderate as far as ss13 tranny jannies go and was actually cannibalized by his fellow faggots for not being weimar enough every single server on the hub needs to die.
>>2529569 It's endlessly funny to me that schlomo has so many posters. He's an annoying neurotic little bureaucrat and yet also sort of a mascot to this station, and for better or worse I'm fond of him.
As somebody who hasn't played in at least 6 years and once did a bit of coding on it, is the bug where borgs can't close their chargers when they're out of power still there?
>>2530016 nigger he resolves all of his issues by stunning people and he doesnt type most of the time, but when he does type he spaces out his words like >Why >Am I >Such a >Filthy kike also hes not much of a bureaucrat when he uses the spare to do whatever he wants and authorizes executions without knowing anything
>>2529569 genuine question, why not build a tiny bar somewhere in a secluded nook on station instead of walling off most of the bar? i like the cozy atmospheres but the 'secret' bar isn't secret when it sits like a tumor in the middle of where the bar normally goes
>>2530995 > 'secret' bar isn't secret when it sits like a tumor in the middle of where the bar normally goes It WAS secret at first with the false walls ;) Watching everyone stop was funny. And, I hate the shape of and size of Box so making tiny bars inside the bar is more fun.
>why not build a tiny bar somewhere in a secluded nook on station Depends on how it feels the round is going and how quick it is to get things set up. Moving everything takes longer and has more risk of being stolen/being destroyed. I've done a brig bar before and that was a lot of fun.
/botanist with handcuffs carrying out random arrests and dragging you araund the station for 5 minutes for fun and its ok cuz hes metabuddy with security so hes just allowed to randomly do stuff like that ig/station why is my server dead
>>2532500 this is fucking hilarious >should i do a role check? >no, this player is obviously metagrudging my pet >noted >(gets told he's a dumbass) >wait what the fuck is a divergent clone? oh well i removed the note after you called me a dumbass for not even doing basic admin duties, everything is fine never-ending "lol, lmao" from lil krommy. i'm an absolute idiot and i know to do basic role checks before even noting
Not gonna lie, former Kromkar supporter here. It's This is fucking hilarious watching Kromkar crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get admin flags.
>>2532649 but even if he wasnt a divergent clone it wouldnt be metagrudging on its own. ive seen 2 or 3 people replicate lumber's static and no one thought it crossed a line once again this faggot is caught hounding people for things that arent a big deal at all
noooo you don't get it, kromkar is our stalwart defender against shitters you are all just 13monkeys samefagging it doesnt matter that all his bans and notes have to be undone by an adult, I apply the rules and uphold server standards
>>2532500 It really gets my goat that he constantly does stupid shut like this and yet nipples closed the deadmin request with a "lol". There were legitimate grievances from people way more reputable than 13poopies and they didn't get addressed at all. I'm not in the discord but do they (the actual players in there) talk about his terrible administration too? Surely right?
>>2534568 i keep forgetting to post them here, i'll post some i made in the discord >odyssey with a co-trader who is pretending he is human >try to help the crew as much as possible before they lift off >they're (rightfully) racist and want me to fuck off >do so after making them a cryo mix and leaving some medical supplies >they edit Tcomms to block every message i send, so i can't warn them about dangers on planets >co-trader isn't blocked, send him to live with the humans >become a planetary nomad, hunting for loot and survival needs >take down a few wendigos but fumble my rifle and get eaten >when i spectate my co-trader find he has died to an evil ass pod that spawns creatures (proud he took down so many) >crew tries to land on the planet where i got owned >ship cannot land because (seemingly) the landing spot of the trader shuttle and the odyssey conflict >riff with the dead nerds while the crew sabotages their own ship and crew
This thread is either 13monkeys rage same fagging. Or Lil Krommy ego same fagging. Like holy fuck it's just a game you two. Maybe look inside for once at your real issues like why are you so mad at everything and solve that. For Lil Krommy why do you have such a fragile ego that you have to talk yourself up to a bunch of people online who don't really care? Do you have job issues or failure issues with your dad or something. Solve what's really bothering you and stop being cringe to all of us already.
>one of the most mechanically inept players i have ever known in my years of playing this game comes to me about being unable to sleep >realize it was because he's an admin aghosting in the middle of a round(meta btw) and doing that on rt forks gives your mob permanent insomnia so it doesn't pass out while you're flying around as a ghost. many such cases
How does 13monkeys not realize he himself is the butt of the joke when he acts with total Ron "pissed on my hands" Perlman energy and calls Kromkar lil krommy?
Stop shtiting up the thread or you're going to receive a note. Continue this behavior and you're going to receive a rule 0 permaban. Consider yourself warned.
>>2535049 13monkeys is living at home with his mother, he has a child's view of the world where if he complains enough, someone will do something about it. He is absolutely certain that he is entitled to be a burdeon on the people around him.
>>2539333 Definitely better than having research, dorms, and the chapel shoved out of the way from everything else. You think you could swap the positions of command and the bar+kitchen? Having the wide open service area be right next to medbay tends to herd people around those areas.
>>2539477 >You think you could swap the positions of command and the bar+kitchen? Having the wide open service area be right next to medbay tends to herd people around those areas. i was considering swapping cargo and medbay to address this issue but changing the layout to such a degree makes the map lose its identity and it becomes something entirely new
The existence of 13 monkeys implies in the existence of other 12 monkeys. The existence of lil krommy implies in the existence of medium and large krommies. I don't know which thought is more frightening.
thinking about starting a new static called Rapist Penisson and always playing a vital non-sec role but not doing anything except arming myself up with my access and validhunting thoughts?
thinking about starting a new static called Six Sevenson and always playing a vital non-sec role but not doing anything except emoting the six seven pose Thoughts?
Imagine ur bullying lil krommy and then big krommy comes into the room and notices ur picking on his little sister so he does this and then you get slowly dissolved in his stomach acid all alone in a dark damp cave and die.
krommy dommy is a breath of fresh air dunking on the epic faggots who have been shitting up the server in little ways by fucking with the cryotubes, or impersonating other players, or literally anything 13monkeys does, or falson evading as taylor swift. feel kromkar breathing down your neck and stay in line, faggot.
>>2542327 It's the fact that bathos only follows the ugliest of the trannies that bothers me the most He doesn't even repost hot trannies or hot ladyboys or even some peak like taftaj or emma elingsen or even elons son or sayuri He actually reposts and jerks off to ugly balding men with long wispy hair that wear makeup And who the fuck has blusky? That's like having truthsocial, it just shows how brainrotten someone is No wonder the server went to shit, not even the faggots have good taste in their faggotry I know dudes ugly and undesirable but you can still jerkoff to good looking things
Nooo dont talk about the fact im a neet that still lives with my mom thats offtopic thats not ss13 But i can talk about who you follow on ur social media thats ss13 related :)
>>2543398 One is a random shitter that can get banned and the other is an admin in a circlejerk discord that doesn't even play the game anymore but can say "yeah give this guy admin because I play tarkov with him"
>>2543398 i have been directly threatened by an admin over being "weird" and clearly jokingly say i am about to report someone's post while we are clearly just having a back and forth riff
>>2543567 imagine doing performative transphobia on a website thats mostly moderated and used by trannies and tranny chasers,in a general about a game made by a furry transwoman,about a server thats like half populated by trans women but you still play on it anyways even tho you larp as a transphobe for some reason as you choose to spend most of your time with trans people on ss13 and 4chan.
>>2544020 Nipples approved two applications submitted by trans women, Nervere and Valkyriesky, although they did eventually leave. Same person who made Kromkar an admin twice.
i agree with the anon above me, just because he hasnt played or moderated in 2 years and is a neurotic bluesky hon chaser it doesnt mean that he lacks judgement when vetting his discord close buddy to be an admin
>>2532287 Instead of child porn you have slavery, which is a good enough substitute. What you want to do is just apply to Lifeweb and attract enough positive attention to yourself, lick some boots and become friends with any of the regulars. They're the ones that can invite people to Scorcher. There's no fast track option and you really just have to not be a massive antisocial loser, roleplay really well and be a social butterfly.
>>2533203 vgstation is actually the best >same people playing the same jobs just for the access barely bothering with the job itself >half the doctors just run around with syringe guns all over the station validhunting and/or getting stuff from their metabuddies >somehow *wink* the same people *wink* keep getting antag every round and doing the same exact thing every antag round >if the secs are competent/existent then we just wait for midrounds (pulse demon, who gets killed 2 minutes in) or plague mouse (plague gets cured in 2 minutes) or grue (dies because the entire station goes hunting it once spotted)
The ss14 head mod is threatening to delete everything "upstream" over discord drama lol. I got pinged in the marine versus xeno server that's the only reason I know, dont follow it. Psycho person's name was PJB
>>2546408 >no one actually cares because they aren't being watched by kromkar (read: they actually rp and play the game) cobraroast does that and kromcuck noted him without bothering to check the role he was playing lmao kernikov is a fucking retard
>>2547235 >guy starts playing on vg as a minor >becomes very active in the discord >turns into a troon a few years later i wonder if all this is connected somehow
>>2546408 It's true, every forum account and byond account in OOC chat making fun of kromkar is germansanta. He's playing a long ruse all to target kromkar.
well since we're on the topic of kernikov being a retard
[20:54:55]OOC: Jack Clark/Kernikov (@223,130,1): Your jungle voters are TayIor Swift, Lumbermancer, and GermanSanta. This is public information in the href logs, btw
then in the discord it was wondered if them voting for jungle is ban worthy when taylor says often that he likes jungle
>>2548459 Keep in mind, he could just delist jungle if the map is hated and unplayable as it is now but decides to act like this because there's people that like jungle.
>>2548606 Yes, last night jungle won, Schlomo was going to call a normal shuttle after everyone was dissatisfied Kernikov's genius idea was throwing a meteorstorm at it (which doesnt work and even a non-janny newfag you can tell that it wouldn't work), that forced a 30 minutes long shuttle call instead of just letting normal players call the shuttle and end the round in 10 minutes
>>2548655 its why they haven't removed 13monkeys yet, for the staff, he's the equivalent of a hot chick what with his undeveloped and impressionable attitudes
>>2546408 what he doesn't get, is that we all use each other's tone of speech to talk because they keep trying to grasp for straws on who's communicating, because they keep wanting to punish it like dogshit authoritarians
>>2546408 craziest thing about that post is that there are only four ways someone can type here: >Using proper punctuation and capitalization. But not using paragraphs.
>not using proper punctuation and capitalization and not using paragraphs
>Using proper punctuation and capitalization. >And using paragraphs.
>not using proper punctuation and capitalization >and not using paragraphs
>>2545664 shit like this one of the reasons cliqued up trannies made interzone borderline unplayable. a vouch system is practically filtering in favor of oversocialized faggots who will treat your setting as an aesthetic suggestion and prioritize ooc reputation and relationships.
This is going to sound weird but I'm looking for a modded ss13 image where there's a half naked Kiriko surrounded by shotas and their dead parents and the chat is like "I want to go hoomeee" and "*Timmy spurts*" Please does anyone have it
>[23:29:21]SAY: (Captain): Yo doc >[23:29:24]SAY: (Doctor): Ye >[23:29:37]SAY: (Captain): Would u say >[23:29:43]SAY: (Captain): This the best round of ss13 u eva played? How do you respond?
So you guys are going to receive gf status every day, a few times a day, until you guys know how to behave My gf (underage female) has a geography test today Wish her good luck
>go to thread for niche game with convoluted controls that runs on a jank engine and has complex mechanics that filters most people who try to play it so only autistic people with too much time on their hands are capable of enjoying it >"uhhh can you guys stop being weird??"
>>2546408 >Bathos said he'd respond to all the criticism in the deadmin request. >Never followed up on that after Nipples closed the thread without saying anything like a total coward. >The Bluesky account was later discovered. Hilarity ensues. Kernikov gladly takes orders from these two losers, yet he still points fingers at other people from the comfort of his Discord hugbox. Absolutely pathetic.
>>2552883 yeah yeah. now hit that obs button and spend the entire round following around a player you hate until you can find a reason to ban them, lil krommy
>>2553176 he literally does that. i've watched him forget to sneakymin and he's following one guy around who is just doing his job and roleplaying. i know for a fact he wasn't AFK because he answered an ahelp asking if he knew how a project a player was making works
>>2553194 yep, i guess i'm a cuck for obsing (or for dying early) as well but i've noticed a pattern. most other admins float around watching people play house or follow where the antics are, krommy sticks to one player and i imagine sits at his desk seething that they exist while yelling at his monitors and posting political x posts in the own zone. would be hilarious to see his bluesky because we all know that terminally online miserable fuck has one
>>2553086 retard level projection for real, you're the one who obsessively stalks players and admins when they annoy you, you're on a road to some fucked up shit, and I'm excited to see it happen
Hey, guys, sex having normal dude that plays late at night here My girlfriend (18) told me that her test went well today and that her dad got a bit too drunk and ranted about me but that he finished the rant in a positive note Also, fuck krommy
>>2553224 yeah sure. krommy needs an actual attitude adjustment, do you know how many times other admins have had to tell him to shut the fuck up and stop hyperfocusing on harassing players that piss him off that he picked at random and surprisingly are comprised mostly of players that are actually fun to play with. oh and big surprise, he muted all of them so only other admins could see them Germansanta? has to die forever for making a jab at him as a mime. comradehavoc? oh yeah no it's cool to speedrun chloral and essentially round remove people because doing surgery or making synth meat is to hard, he's a new player and needs to learn! he has only done it every single day since he started playing medical doctor!
Hey, guys, sex having normal dude that crossdresses for money here (I tell the simps I'm trans but I don't even shave, I just put on a skirt) My simp (Bathosbathtime) told me that his credit card got a bit too overdrawn and he might not afford to eat but he still paid and finished on his own face, Also, fuck 13monkeys
>>2553278 you're so schizo you assume i dont like you because i like admins. i dislike you because you're a freak who stalks people, including innocent players. the admins are retarded because they haven't perma'd you yet, you drive away new people.
>>2553278 also, I have at least 3 instances of you non-con erping with people and forcing shit onto them, you're just a bad person who treats people like obstacles and objects, which is pathologically narcissistic
>>2553282 most of them are perfectly fine and very friends. and to his credit krommy has been behaving slightly better so there is hope he can be a decent person to interact with. he really needs to drop the "i don't care what you think, i'm the admin here" facade, i don't think he understands that acting like that is why he gets bwoink replies telling him to fuck off and gets laughed at by everyone for doing dumb shit like noting someone before even doing a role check and then immediately going to discord to brag about it like a 5 year old showing their parents their crayon drawings
>>2553324 if you mention it he'll block you then not launch the game for a couple days (he will still open your blocked messages because he's a cuck and this is 100% confirmed)
>>2553302 no, by deliberately misunderstanding what I'm saying and channeling it into an argument that works for you. That energy is brazenly feminine. Masculine energy would be to shut the fuck up and actually doing something instead of being a sniveling limpwristed cunt
Sex haver here again My gf (turned 18 in May) had a letter delivered to her house but it was addressed as "Sir" instead of Miss or Mam She laughed about it and sent me a photo of the letter then joked about being a Sir Then we talked about how AI is stupid and she asked me if I'm up for an ice cream date with her sister (she's a twin) You guys think you can manage for like 4 hours without me? I gotta go, sorry
>>2553411 social media has become so sick. you can openly wish death on people for retarded inane bullshit but if you call someone a slur it's "uhm actually it's okay to kill you now, i'm posting your address on bluesky and x. stay safe!"
its because the monkeys is retarded, they cannot defend themselves so extinction is inevitable, it is morally right to skeet on the monkey and to call him a little sissy faggot
>>2553626 we have a lot of players that are as retarded as him and they get nowhere near as much shit. i personally enjoy playing with him, i don't really care what he does OOC
>>2553637 they don't non-con erp and stalk other players though, 13monkeys is actively aggressive for months at a time any time somebody slights him, no other player holds this pattern
>>2553650 are you kidding me? leon does this nearly every round and people treat him with kid gloves but you get owned once and put in a dress and cry about it?
>>2553655 we get it, you need attention, maybe when you kill yourself you'll get it. tranny is mental illness, being a retard is mental illness, having low test (like you do) is mental illness. you're making our lives worse by being here
Sex haver again here This song played today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53hsFyX4Hh8 Nice song, yes? Anyway, I hope I see you guys tonight for some fun rounds, maybe! Or else I'll just rewatch old shows like Fringe or Lost, that's what I'm rewatching these days Anyway, I hope we can all be nice to each other today
https://youtu.be/t6H_sxI6jG8 Another good song, this is from my personal playlist unlike the previous song I posted. It's a good song, no? Fats Domino was a great artist.
>Random Weighted Vote Result: Jungle Station won with 5 votes and a 26% chance of winning. >Defficiency had 2 votes and did not get enough votes to qualify. >Box Station had 14 votes and a 73% chance of winning. >Asteroid Station had 0 votes. >Meta Club had 2 votes and did not get enough votes to qualify. >Lowfat Bagel had 0 votes. >Synergy Station had 0 votes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
imagine pretending to be an epic sexhaving casanova when no player here is having sex except for me who actually unironicallly has a wife and house with a mortgage and expecting a child in September I'm actually a beloved player too though and not a random faggot
>>2556018 >trannies, as much as I loathe them, are genuinely very creative people >but are also so consistently emotionally unstable that any projects they undertake inevitably collapse under drama, backstabbing, and purity spiralling as someone who is also a source mod enjoyer and FOSS guy I am cursed to have this shit follow me wherever I go
>>2556551 >trannies, as much as I loathe them, are genuinely very creative people their creativity dies after they troon out and their output only worsens over time
>>2553799 i do need attention... from women with XX chromosomes, and i get it because i'm good looking and muscular. i don't have to fuck poopy man hole like you do. you keep wishing death on others but it's only a matter of time before you develop a tolerance for the drugs you need to keep yourself from contributing to funny statistics.
>>2556150 >>2556551 The hub is back up but the auth server's unknown to come back soon. PBJ is saying that it wasnt xer that brought down the auth server and the hub.
there is an alternative client with its own hub and auth server and it also suports self-hosted auth servers https://store.steampowered.com/app/3731580/Space_Station_Beyond/ if we ever migrate to ss14 for whatever reason we should be using this client since they dont dehub servers
>>2557079 >pretty long round where me and another player grow close >we're mostly doing little autism projects and roleplaying >someone does an oopsie and accidentally shards >shuttle is called >do some admittedly cringe RP where i'm holding onto him terrified >tell him i love him and pretend i am going with the crew >he yells out "NO" as i exit the shuttle at 1 second to launch