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bathosdilatetime
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bathosgoontime
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>the discord tranny shit is actually real and not just a meme
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>>2492049
here's the actual last thread retard

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>>2436508
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>>2492092
can you link this post to prove its not edited? him talking about ss13 is basically definitive proof that its him
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>>2492152
https://bsky.app/profile/bathosbathtime.bsky.social/post/3kfpfdgnzqv2o
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Why are we pretending vgstation jannies being troons is some big suprise like we didnt know this already
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>>2492092
archived
https://archive.is/7Do0K
also archived his profile in case he locks it
https://archive.ph/8c5Gm
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i was literally going to say the disingenuous way he approached the deadmin request reminded me of leftist video essays, and now it turns out hes a tranny chaser or some non binary abomination
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>>2492220
This
Idgaf if pomf,bathos,kromkar etc are trans if you have an actual problem with someone like how they play the game or how they run the server talk about that instead of their gender i dont care what they have between their legs i only care if they are good admins/players.
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>>2492092
I'd like to believe this is a shitpost because
>extremely basedlooking
>narrow shoulders with zero muscle mass
>bulb-shaped head
>balding with cope bangs
>i'm le middle class blue collar worker! look at my dirty PPE!
>tranny chaser

But something tells me it is not.
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>>2492255
Is the only thing you people know how to do is be disingenuous? You're correct that whether someone is a cis woman or a cis man has little correlation with how they actually play or admin, but it's retarded to think that someone being trans doesn't affect that when transgender people center their entire identity around being trans and there's studies that show that trannies are more likely to be autistic and have personality disorders like narcissism, which is pretty relevant to how they behave in-game or as an admin. It doesn't make sense to put those people in charge of a social roleplaying game. They are literally people who cannot function in normal society and demand everything caters to them, and if those demands aren't met they try to infiltrate positions of authority to enforce their mentally-ill worldview, and if they can't do that, they just try to slander or destroy the lives of whoever isn't bending over backwards for them.

An open-ended sandbox roleplaying game cannot function if these people are allowed to populate it, otherwise it turns into a boring hugbox like 90% of hub servers. Deadmin Bathos.
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>>2492255
We did talk about it, and the tranny cocksuckers locked the thread without any real discussion.
Besides, trans garbage has proven itself time and time again as absolute poison to any community.
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>>2492266
>But something tells me it is not.
he mentioned ss13 on this account in 2023. the odds that some random that uses his unusual username also shares his niche interests are astronomically low
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>>2492092
>Bluesky user defends Kromkar's faggy overzealous moderation.
Yeah, it tracks.
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>>2492314
Delete the discord, then you save VGstation
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i hate social media so much. in the context of the game i really do not care what you're doing online as long as it's legal, it's fun to play with you, and you keep it as private as you can. it's kinda jarring to go from "he's fun to play with and doesn't break the rules" to "oh he has a twitter where he shoves dildos up his ass and posts pictures"

i am not one to shame someone for their sexuality, but i find things like that disgusting and a sign of mental unwellness
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>>2492266
anon, as someone who's interacted with /vg/ since the early days and played video games with pomf, bathos and a bunch other oldfags, i can 100% assert that this is him and its deeply fucking funny that his bluesky was "googling deity's discord handle to find his linkedin," levels of easy to find. bathos used to pretty regularly discuss what he does out in the open too iirc and i can vaguely remember him saying something about being asian
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>>2492092
The way this mf looks lines up with every interaction I've had with him. Narcissistic and limp-wristed.
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13monkeys doxxing BathosBathtime is hilarious, and totally on brand for him
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nigga looks like him and dietylink was seperated at birth
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>>2492421
For me it is akin to someone being an actual pedophile.
Yeah, I don't care if you fapped to Linetrap in 2008. I don't care if you fap to anime 1000 years old lolis like weebs do.
But that is just too much.
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I remember back when vg station had good natured, edgy humor. Now it's just all the angsty and angry neckbeards that drove out all of the normal people. Such a shame.
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>>2492471
watching someone constantly hating someone for their race and later risking it all to get them to safety is peak. same for someone discriminated against.

when you see someone dragging someone they hate, or hates them, to safety is cathartic
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>>2492471
>normal people
you mean bluesky users?
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>>2492494
wtf are you talking about, if someone hates on you for your race, call them poor or stupid or insult their mother
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>>2492496
damn you got triggered by this, you're depressed nigger tranny, deal with it or kys
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>>2492498
what is mean "faggot"?
*smile
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Well, he is a gooner tranny chasing weeb and potentially a furry, but it's not the end of the world. I don't see why people feel urged to defend something this silly.
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at the very least he could've been a twitter or 4chan hon chaser (he never retweeted any trap, just hons that dont pass)
being a bluesky tranny chaser and even having a bluesky profile is what's unforgivable tobe really honest
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>>2492536
its probably just 13monkeys making a meme account and then deploying it now that bathos has made him mad
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>>2492541
cope tranny
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>>2492471
this isn't a commentary on whatever flavor of the month bullshit you faggots are on, this is just actually the case for the people in this server, yall are angsty depressed people rn, including the players and admins
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>>2492505
Who drew this
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>>2492556
bro imma fuck your mother until she gives birth to your new brother, just wait
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lmao look at his follows
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the server headmin seething for years over the 4chan thread, and instead worshiping bluesky furry trannies is valid to be concerned about
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Vgstation is too rotten to the core
The only way to save Vgstation is to abandon the one lead by Bathos and make another better Vgstation
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>>2492562
i am not comfortable sharing that. it was a gift and i don't know how the artist feels about having their username posted
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>>2492595
I think its just over, 2016 was the peak of this server, and 10 years of shitty reinforcement has made every player and admin literally retarded
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Great opsec btw
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>>2492595
Like fstation?
On a serious note, I do not think it's possible, pop is low as it is, not enough players will jump ship to make the switch attractive to anyone on the fence.
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>>2492603
OBJECTION!
shifty would not have last posted on xitter in 2024
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>>2492632
nigger you have been psyopped by the jews, this mindset is delivered to you by billionaire niggers
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I might be too normal and normal looking to play this autistic game.
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>>2492674
Bathos never plays it, so perhaps not.
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why is the pop so high lately
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>>2492811
Odyssey saved pop
>Some autist plays Odyssey alone because they like the Away Mission stuff
>Someone else logs in, because someone else is playing they decide to stick around
>Creates a positive feedback loop for pop
The most difficult part of getting pop on this server is catching the initial players, once a few people are on it starts climbing quickly.
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>>2492811
Drama
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>>2492811
New map, school's out, ss14 imploded, and the retards bumping this thread with their drama making it appear more frequently in the front page of /vm/
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>>2492817
Good thing the discord faggots drove away the coder maintaining the map then!
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>>2492827
>ss14 imploded
qrd?
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>>2492606
It's like this everywhere desu. Every gamer who isn't an unstable furry(optional) faggot with aspergers has been ran off or has retreated to one of those off-hub grimshart seekrit klub servers and never looked back. Essentially domestication syndrome.
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>>2492879
pbj or whatever his name was had a mental breakdown and left the project
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>>2492883
why? crazy to think he used to be one of main coders for /vg/ back in the day
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>>2492837
>Good thing the discord faggots drove away the coder maintaining the map then!
real?
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>>2492811
Bots
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13monking
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>>2492933
He left because he got mad that people told him that disassembling half of the entire ship to make room for the things you need wasn't fun, and that "I pulled the layout from a different server" wasn't a good excuse for the layout to stay bad.
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how do we get the admemes to start liking the thread again
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>>2493196
start taking hrt and posting your trans asshole itt
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lmao what the fuck. Didn't have that one on my bingo sheet.
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Filled Cryo with mutagen and acid as a nonantag.
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>>2493264
Ban upgraded from job ban to perma ban due to history of bans on other servers such as tgstation
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I think we need a latino-ran SS13 that's Latin America themed
First worlders are too weird to have fun with stuff and racism
And instead of Vox and Insects we have Paraguayans and Bolivians
There are no monkey cubes, just Brazilian cubes with a 30% chance of being perma aggro'd when you hydrate it

Thoughts?
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>>2493188
well a lot of the people bitching are wastes of space that voted to keep jungle into rotation despite the fact that it kills pop every single time. i wouldnt stick around for this either if i was in his position
btw bathos is a tranny chaser and a furry
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>Blonichu's gone
>Yvvel's gone
>West's gone
>But we keep Kromkar and the headmin with a gooning addiction
What the fuck can even do at this point? We're losing good men left and right and only the gayest faggots stick around.
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>>2493520
You cant do anything you're not the headmin you dont get to decide whos going to be admin and whos not.
The most you can do is fruitlessly complain and get ignored.
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is there any way to play this as a complete noob without the possibility of getting banned?
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>>2493593
not in current year
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>>2493593
Yes go play on monkestation.
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>>2493593
Just don't kill anyone and you'll probably be fine. A lot of people are willing to teach their job to people that ask.
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>>2493593
I guess just ahelp when you get in and say you're new.
Don't fiddle with atmos or explosive stuff.
That should be fine.
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>>2493593
>is there any way to play this as a complete noob without the possibility of getting banned?
Avoid killing other members of the crew, don't fuck around with bombs or plasma or anything else that could put holes in the station, stick to low-responsibility jobs until you know what you're doing and you're golden.

>Read the introductory articles on the wiki
>Select noob-friendly job in a department that has other people in it (cargo tech, chef, bartender, etc.)
>Read wiki article(s) about that job and department
>Play those simple jobs until you've got a handle on controls and basic mechanics
>Rinse and repeat for whatever you're interested in, moving up to more complex jobs once you can tell your ass from a hole in the ground

Also it's probably a good idea to turn off antag rolls until you've played enough rounds to know how your job and department functions and you should also tell your co-wokers that you're new both IC and with the LOOC verb. Everyone was new at some point and lots of people like to teach new people. You could also have a dickhead ling/vampire/tator for a co-worker who will disable your sensors and husk you in the first five minutes of the game, but that's spess for you.
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>>2493593
You can use LOOC (local out-of-character, as in, out of character messages only seen by other players in your vicinity, not server-wide, to ask stuff).
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>>2493245
he was fun to play with and didn't seem like that much of a rulebreaker, free my nigga
if someone was evading but hasn't done anything bannable while they were evading, they should given amnesty since they proved they could follow the rules.
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>>2493593
In a different time, yeah.
Nowadays, no. Every admin will assume you're an alt account and instantly assume the worst when you inevitably make an honest mistake. You'll have to rack up a bunch of living hours doing nothing or boring jobs like station janitor before you try learning anything with consequences so the server jannies think you're just a regular player who made a fucky wucky and not a griefer. Even recently on this server a beloved new player was driven away because one of our schizo admins thought they were an alt even though they were obviously nothing like the person they were accused of being an alt of.

Also people on VG will claim to be new player friendly but it's really not, you're lucky to find anyone who will teach you anything more than basics and if you don't do your job right or ask for help from the wrong people they will just shit on you in-game even if they don't know how to do that stuff themselves. Your best bet is to just observe and watch how other people do their job and read the wiki extensively. Maybe set up a local server to experiment with things yourself.
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>>2493789
>Even recently on this server a beloved new player was driven away because one of our schizo admins thought they were an alt even though they were obviously nothing like the person they were accused of being an alt of.
Accusing someone on Discord like this is based 4chan culture in action according to Bathos.
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thank you based kromkar for permabanning one of the few players who was willing to teach new players while also harassing a relatively new player until they stopped playing
you really are a positive influence on our community
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hey lil klonky
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>thread gets popular and bumped a lot
>new players start to join
who woulda thunk it
but uhhh, down with the thread
lets go back to our discord tranny echo chamber
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>>2494006
And all we had to do was get rid of the faggy slopper so that people didn't look at the thread and instantly go "I'm not joining this shitshow"
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HEY LITTLE BUDDY
HOW'S IT GOING TO DAY?
KROMMY IS YOUR NAME
JANNY IT ALL UP, BOY
SHIT IT UP! OR THE NEW PLAYERS ARE JUST GONNA STAY!
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I will light the whole world on fire
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I have 0 remorse for my actions and i will do it again.
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Kromkar = Clown Car. N1ppl3s r@p1ng Lil Clown car! G0ne wr0ng goon s3xu@1
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is sacred trying to cover for kromkar by handing out retarded fucking permabans?
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>>2493245
It seems less of the 15 potential alts, and the fact he logged in twice into a current round and got caught.
>>2494312
headmin gave him the orders from the look of things
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>>2494722
the median admin iq is 100 but headmins lower it to room temperature
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this place really is a psyop isn't it? guy gets caught breaking the rules that have been in place for 15 years and you all jump to his defence immediately.
incredibly weird behavior. if you guys want a server that has no rules, go play on hinas little server together, you'll be able to get a good enough pop with how many of you there apparently are.
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>>2493334
I would get too much pussy
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>>2494014
lol, you never fixed the original problem, they're going to leave as soon as they interact with you
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>>2494895
No one wants to play on your shitty server. I also don't want to play on this shitty server anymore, since it's obvious the admins don't give a single fuck about what players think. Engaging with that deadmin request in such a dishonest way was unhinged no matter how you look at it. This month started with GermanSanta's completely unnecessary permaban, and since then, things just got worse and worse until the creator of the most ambitious project we've had in years had to quit yesterday. Admins see everyone around them abandoning the sinking ship, and they just don't care.
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>>2495042
Because you've burnt them out with genuine retardation for so long, that now that you have a legitimate concern, its the same as retardation. You made way too many ban requests and forum posts complaining about people, they've marked you as a sensitive faggot
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>>2495051
They shouldn't ignore ex-admins and players that have stuck with the server for a decade or more simply because they don't like the OP. Purity spiral is what's led us here.
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It's kinda interesting. I used to love this game until I ran into the admin kabal's chimpouts. I used to think they were chill until I had to deal with them.
Now, I feel kinda sad for these fucking dweebs. Think I'll just bully them instead.
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>>2495061
It's the frivolous ban requests, the emotional discord and thread posting, its not the OP, its the people within it not understanding how to approach conflict with precision. You played yourself in the end.
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>>2495072
What you needed to do at the start, was gather a number of people to apply for admin positions, and then get rid of Bathos
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I agree with the ban on nothingeverhappens (even if a perma seems excessive) but think there probably should be some leeway on situations where someone is solo playing and they multi key because there’s no one on to help them at all, they are impacting anyone else’s game and they’re on a map like Odyssey that doesn’t have space hobos
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>>2495085
overplaying your hand here a bit pal
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>>2495072
Players have no obligation to air out their concerns in a retard friendly format, but admins are obligated to listen. You choose to ignore important members of the community at your own peril. Kromkar isn't more important to this server than player trust.
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First Germansanta the teacher of newfags. Now Nothingeverhappens1 he multikeyed literally to make round ends seem more populated to boost pop. Literal shitmins
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If Johnny just admits it(since what the trannyjanny saw is damning), owns up to it, says he wont do it again he could be back in in a week. Multikeying to save your solo NTEV run is not that bad.

Come on Johnny. We miss you.
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>Bans the guy that was boosting pop by joining on 15 diffrent accounts at the same time
Jannies just cant stop trying to kill pop
They want it at 10 players ingame max
They cant handle it if it goes over 20
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I can't say I care about people multikeying in low pop as long as they have a no-antag-chance character, desu.
Multikeying to get antag is a different thing.
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Every admin sucks. Lets just be real. Getting rid of bathos won't matter. Nipples is there. There's always another retard to take the others place. This station is boned.
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>>2492811
College is out for the summer in the US
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>>2495876
damn, average player has no life experience, not surprised
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lil' krommy is a coder now and he's coming after the new map! https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/39327
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>>2493593
literally just dont go out of your way to kill people if they haven't wronged you.
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>>2492811
summer
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This is the heaviest division I've seen between with players and admins on this server. WTF happened?
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>>2496264
13monkeys drummed up a lynchmob again
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i wish someone who wasnt retarded would literally just host /vg/'s code, 1:1 and just update as new stuff comes in and not change anything. not even a fork or a rebase but just something like /vg/13 without tranny chasers
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>>2496308
do it yourself, I could, but I don't want to deal with you faggots
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>>2496264
Admins literally do not play the game at all and rarely even log in just to admin so they are completely out of touch with the how the game actually is.
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>>2496405
yes they do, and i don't think what you are saying is true. there are times i did something stupid, messing up the round for someone else, and i got deservedly slapped. i was mad at the time, seethed at the admin even, but i learned from it and i think have become a better player for it
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>>2496491
problem is a lot of times they just go against fun. one of germansanta's ick ocks were him posting bees on bee days since they banned him for that
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>>2495042
>I also don't want to play on this shitty server anymore
God I wish you were serious 13monkeys and would just fuck off
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>>2496491
this post reads like an admin pretending to be a player
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>>2496660
i can confidently say that is not a post from an admin
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Admins should always be active players. Always.
Not gonna play for months? Then why are you admin? To tickle your little taint?
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>>2496111
>That locker in the middle of the Infirmary.
And it seems like he upvoted his own PR lol.
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>>2496855
It's cringeworthy to upvote your own pr but this is inarguably a better, more complete, and far less cluttered map than the original iteration. Adding the extra doors to the choky mess between medbay, cargo, and kitchen alone would make it worth speedmerging.
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lil kromky trying to get the heat off by reworking odyssey
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Kromkar has completely redeemed himself in my eyes.
Everything he does is to make the server a better palce and he should ban 13monkeys next, before going on to ban anyone else whining in the deadmin thread.
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>>2497017
Are you blind. Opening strongdmm.exe to edit a map isn't gonna solve his insecurities and ban hungry habits
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Can I get a list of Kromkar's characters to avoid interacting with him at all?
I dont wanna rummage through the public logs
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>>2497211
He doesn't actually play
Just adminwho
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>>2497211
Alice Conrad
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Bots Crashed the server
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this
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>>2497446
Dont worry about it
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Holy Bots!
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>>2497455
>>2497446
Falseflag by lil krommie is blatant btw
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>>2497460
It's so over
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>>2492811
Is it? I haven't played since around 2023 or so. I remember when the pop exploded during Covid. Was sad to see it get so dead only a couple years later. I miss the days when the server had a good 10 hours of mid pop (~33 people) every day.
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>>2497084
poorly edit a map*
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wanted a cozy round but wizards had to kill everyone. what happened to going in quiet
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Well since drama has chilled a bit I wanted to share a funny

>be tayiorswift
>introduce a new bartender static Stefani Germanotta
>thinks: surely the only person likely to understand this is Doldrums
>Fiyah immediately comes up, hugs, and walks away saying nothing
>wonders: HOW DOES LEON KNOW ITS ME

In spite of all the drama and divide I’m glad this game still gave me a fun silly moment (and yes i know it was probably obvious that it was me but i thought it was funny)
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>>2501641
I was going to yap and stop by more often but I figured you were playing a different character to lay low so I tried to not turn the bar into a pvp zone
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>appealing someone else's ban is LE BAD!
crazy how most of our players are wrong about almost everything. kromcuck and whoever agrees with his bullshit can get fucked
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How do you find a good server with people who you would actually have fun to play along?
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SS13 powerscaling
>The Mothership (Ayys)
>POWER GAP
>Unnamed Earth (intergalactic) Government
>The Wizard Federation
>Nanotrasen / The Syndicate (tied)
>POWER GAP
>The Shoal
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>>2503577
Time Machine
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>>2503610
birds are kinda important. i like the medical birds
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>>2503577
Get all your friends together and start a new server.
You're not gonna find that from any of the servers currently available in 2026
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>>2503615
time machine?
What happened?
>>2503836
Got none that would want to try this

It's probably not a good idea to post the server online either, especially on a public board
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>cargo technician
>get right to business with the QM
>suggest a cargo medbay at the beginning
>QM says no, he has plans to host a pizza party
>follow him onto the shuttle while he explains
>get stunbaton'd and greytide implanted
>explains how he'll set the party up in bridge and then send in a shitload of fuel tanks to blow it all up
>agree to help since i'm implanted (duh)
>set up an RCS system in the process for a couple of departments in case there was still work to do before the plan got executed
>get roughed up a little by the wizard in the process, find out wizard nuked cargo and killed the QM
>they find his implant but don't remove it(?)
>sec later comes up to me and tells me to keep my nose clean, no implant removal or anything
>tell the QM they know
>he's like fuck it we ball anyways
>go eat some reishi in botany because i'm starving, ended up getting poisoned by them
>taken to medbay, implant removed
>later tell sec the QM's plans
>they keep it in mind (so they said) and thank me
>one locker nap later
>QM has bridge party room almost set up
>help clear a free access door path in the secure window, get shocked in the process
>a doctor gives me meth to "cure" my burns
>the meth also gave me brain damage, which i find out about during the actual party time
>hide away, eventually get depressed
>plan on killing myself in spess with a welder tank
>get ready to exit through the cargo shuttle airlocks
>discover the shuttle is docked at the station, and that the QM just started sending in a shitload of welder fuel tanks into the bridge via portal
>run and hide
>kaBOOM.wav
>crawled onto a pod and hid for the rest of the round
there was also an early morning lamprey but my experience wasn't quite as eventful
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How do I bypass the sticky ban? I know you can do it, but I can't remember how. The Colonial Marines people are so peevish with their rules, I couldn't help but want to fuck them over.
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>>2504005
Emulator?
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>>2504084
Confused that with virtual machine
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>>2503991
I appreciate when medbay doesn’t immediately remove implants.
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>>2503991
Greentext your lamprey round anyways
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>>2504207
I end up doing this pretty often but it's usually an accident. I'll see "unknown body" on the scanner and pull it out thinking it's bullet shrapnel then remove someone's freedom implant or something.
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dishonest little worm
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>>2504005
You need to change your IP, CID, remove all traces of BYOND from your machine, and make an account with a separate password IIRC.
VPN can take care of the IP part but major hub servers are using IP VPN detection nowadays, so you might just have to wait until your ISP gives you a new IP.
A virtual machine will take care of the CID and BYOND installation part, but you'll have to tweak the settings (hard drive serial number) to make sure it has a unique CID and not whatever one the default VM setup will give it.
If you don't want to use a VM then you have manually delete all leftover BYOND files and registry entries or just use something like Revo Uninstaller, then either use a CID spoofer, get a new hard drive/SSD, or find some way to flash the firmware to change the serial number. Changing the serial number in regedit doesn't work anymore.
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>>2504600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kxre60tQQ7k

The method outlined in this video works last time I tried it, and is very fast and easy
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>>2503610
why are the wizard feds lower than the normal feds?
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>>2504614
I heard that the CID spoofer that was available on UnknownCheats had malware put into it because the person who made it was annoyed at retards asking a .exe since they were too stupid to compile code themselves, Idk if that is the same software or not but I would make sure to run it sandboxed first to test
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>>2501641
Everyone involved should be banned
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>>2504614
>>2504625
Actually I just tried, CM still stickybanned me. An injector no longer works on that server it seems.
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>>2504621
Realistically they should even be below nanotrasen. Your average wizard does not win against a durand.
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Nvm, scratch that. I bypassed the stickyban for CM.

Funny thing is I don't even grief that much, the game mode is really fun when you have a nice slow two hour game. But eventually I get bored and just want to start teamkilling. The trick is to shoot at your allies while they're being attacked by the aliens, so it plausibly looks like you're not a griefer
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>>2505190
were you inspired by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVQ6l4LmN1Y
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>>2504812
What was the drama about?
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if you like griefing become an admin
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>>2505190
Do you spite the players to start ff?
You blame admins all the time and then do this
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>>2505232
kromkar was saying tayiorswift is falson on discord and made very thinly veiled (if you can even call them veiled) threats about wanting to ban them. i'm in the school of thought that he was joking and just isn't funny, but we don't need that shit being done to new players
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lil krommy has gone insane
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>>2501641
this cringe tranny meta shit is exactly why real 4channers do not want to play on this faggot server
kromkar should ban the rest of you
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>>2505309
That's the drama?
Someone accusing someone else of using an alt and saying they will ban them in discord

How boring the game must be for this to be a drama?
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And just cringe
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this place would get super active if we removed the discord. And an active thread = Insane population
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Krommy killed the server
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we should move this discussion to bluesky
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>>2505515
Maybe don't be a cunt so I wouldn't have had to ban you asshole
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>>2505190
not a shitter by the way
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>kromkar comes back
>pop goes from 15 to 30+
>"kromkar killed the server"
?
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>>2505757
it's because I came back
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>>2505839
who are you?
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>>2505851
formerly 2slime
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Like Kromkar or not he factually doubled the pop since coming back.
You can have some disagreements with him ok but he didnt kill vgstation thats just factually not true.
He saved it.
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>>2492817
You mean Aurorastation's Odyssey? Did /vg/ actually lift it? Neat.
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https://pastebin.com/Gb17AtZr
cap log
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>CE gets kidnapped by raiders
>rush to telepad room
>they keep moving, can't get a bead
>suddenly they go south for a very long time
>7 tiles per update on the crew console, going to have to eyeball it
>set Y to 300 and hope they pass it
>slam receive when gut instinct tells me to
>CE appears on my pad
>holy shit it actually worked
>braindead
I felt so cool for about 5 seconds until I examined him.
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>>2504269
sure, why not
>lamprey
>librarian
>find a shortsword and a zombie, proceed to die fighting the zombie
>resurrect as a zombie
>come across a player assistant
>he doesn't believe i'm a zombie and i follow him anyways
>we end up in a bar, he drinks something(?) that turns him into a statue (i don't notice this)
>a fire starts in a bar and another statue points this out
>i find a fire kit and try to point it out to the assistant, only then realizing he's a statue
>spend the rest of the round wandering around/dying repeatedly to zombies while trying to look for evac and ultimately failing
at least lamprey is a fun map to explore, and being a zombie makes that way easier
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why did kharkovtrans ban my punching bag
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I'm white as God
you're a brown fraud
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Are there any servers that aren't ran by troons and don't ban players for racism that are at least semi-active during European hours?
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>>2507259
maybe dont name yourself KING NIGGER SLAYER TROONKEK JUNIOR
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>>2507259
No.
Every server is ran by transwomen/trans supporters no exceptions and also has a lot of transwomen playing it including the one in the op.
So either get over your phobia and deal with the fact some women can have penises and thats ok or go find another game to play.
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>>2507259
Europeans unironically get scared off by too much chuddery. The fact you can hit 15 of an evening in Europe on /vg/ is a miracle
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>Too much chuddery
>Vgstation
>>2493314
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https://forum.ss13.fun/ss13/thread/349.html
fantastic
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Trans rights are chuddy
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Trannies have the right to suck my dick
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Over here we suck the trannys dick actually.
Its the chuddy way.
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Our headmin is such a based chud look at the type of things hes liking and retweeting.
So based.
Europeans dont want to play on our server because were too chuddy for them.
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>>2507480
If I was beating a tranny to death right in front of Bathos he would avert his eyes and do nothing to stop me because I am bigger and strong than him and he is a pussy
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>If I was beating a tranny to death right in front of Bathos he would avert his eyes and do nothing to stop me because I am bigger and strong than him and he is a pussy
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>>2507616
Pic rel is still like twice the muscle mass of TransosACKtime
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I'm sick of this slopless tranny hell hole
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2slime is pretty cool
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I love Jungle!
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>>2509543
cute!
always nice to see someone having a fun time
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JOIN THE TRANNY VG DISCORD HERE!
https://
discord.com/
invite/RYnQZvxrmH
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adding "weh" at the end of everything you say doesn't make you a good roleplayer nor is it an endearing personality trait
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>retard who keeps getting perma'd wants to be admin but can't even fill out an application right
geeeg, big kromchad wonned
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https://pastebin.com/w1dq1Jgs
cap log
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>>2509182
he was unironically a better roleplayer and more entertaining player than most other people
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>>2510331
Lil krommy didn't even fill out an application. And its better to have no one as admin than lil krommy. If thats not an L idk what is.
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Love him or hate him the fact is that since Kromkar came back the population exploded and more than doubled so hes clearly doing something right
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imagine manhandling bathos and his tiny slender body
I hope he's short too
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>>2509543
I'd love to give jungle a proper try, but the lag on it is unbearable.
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>>2509543
the shuttle that round was wild, i have no idea how i lived! thank you for the sunflower, i always smile when you come around with gifts like that
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>>2510323
everybody wants their character to be recognizeable, but for some reason most people default to catchphrases and obnoxious gimmicks instead of consistent character traits and good roleplay. Ironically it just makes the good roleplayers stand out even more
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bathos tight little faggot butthole on a silver platter while I knock a bunch of shit over and pull down my pants with my big dick hanging out and fuck his little twink butthole at the function and everyone is shocked an appalled but clapping and I pull out my phone to start slopping up a new slop and everyone loves the new sloppy music then I strangle bathos neck as I unload between his cheeks then throw him into a ditch and piss on pedo pomfs tranny pokemons face and the other faggots line up but I shit my jeans as I stagger home to go to sleep
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>kromkar comes back and becomes the most active admin
>pop goes from 30+ to 15
>kromkar gets clowned on by everyone in a deadmin request
>pop goes from 15 to 30+
?
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>>2510323
>>2510617
good roleplayers really can make a round. i don't care if you RP hating someone, being an asshole, or some other form of autism. as long as you're being fun i'm gonna play along until i hear the SME-LE-LE-LE-LEL
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Any advice for what job I should learn as a beginner player who's done some bartender and chef?
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>>2511012
this is going to sound crazy but medical. it's going to kind of suck at first but you will learn many many valuable skills and tricks that will keep you and your fellow crew alive even if you aren't playing medical staff. we have plenty of players in med who are eager to teach as well
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>>2510323
weh
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>>2510323
>>2511027
is fun speech quirk and can ignore as long as point get across! weh!
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>>2511027
>>2511030
you probably play have a static with kitty ears on TG
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>>2511181
i've been banned from TG for at least a decade and i don't remember the reason and i don't have even the slightest desire to appeal, and this is coming from someone who appealed a paradise ban
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mental illness daycare server
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>>2511012
Botany. There's a ChemMaster where you can learn how to separate chemicals and learn the reagent system. You can very quickly make big mistakes like plasma flooding or kudzu loosing through mutating but if you read the wiki to know what to look for when analyzing mutated plants you won't fuck up that much. I think of it as a right of passage to accidentally do both when new anyways so you learn what not to do (unless you are antag). All the people who main botany are pretty nice so they would likely be willing to help you out too.
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bathos bussy
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>>2510617
>everybody wants their character to be recognizeable
I don't
I deliberately play a bland background character
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>>2511026
I would agree if not for the fact that one of the most consistent medical players is an unhelpful retard that actively puts other people off from playing the role.
>>2511012
Engineering is good for learning construction which will be useful in most jobs, and knowing how to set up an engine is good for lowpop. If you want something with lots of interaction, play sec and try to be good cop for a bit. You'll get your ass kicked but if you're expecting that to happen it's not so bad.
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There are no good female statics, they are all goonbait
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>>2511641
And that's what's good about them!
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Given the rise of those quirky little chinese robots that keep tripping all the time and sperging out on the floor, I think our borgs should do the same, they should have a 5% chance of tripping every square they move.
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i heard that bathos fucks dogs
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the silence is deafening
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Having 15 admins but only 2 are consistent players and 1 is semi-consistent is absolutely insane.
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>>2511938
13monkeys never ever gets tired of trying to ask his friends to back him up (they're not your friends)
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I'm the cutest vox :>
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>>2511975
you're going to look so cute in the brig
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>>2511975
you're going to look so cute floating in space without a suit
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>1st connection welderbombing cause hes bored come on man come ON
Patriot
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>>2512378
Bans over welderboming are dumb.
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If we're not supposed to welderbomb, then why are welding tanks so accessible on station?
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>>2512495
To refuel those little hand torches that crit diona in 3 hits
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>>2511026
>>2511369
>>2511623
Thank you for the advice.
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>>2512478
way too many things that should be solved in IC get bans
>round with 5 secs
>assistant acts like a shitter and welderbombs
>let sec deal with the assistant?
>nah BWOINK
>some annoying guy is being annoying in comms and abrasive to people
>let us lynch him for being a tard?
>nah BWOINK
>round becomes a "late rounds" waiting room with science, medical and security with the best weapons and armors
>threat ends in 5 minutes because of it
>shuttle has been called
>repeat
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>>2512643
Sounds like bee or hippy
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>>2512643
It makes more sense when you realize that is the point for people running ss13 servers now.
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>start playing regularly
>after a couple of months of playing, my router starts getting ddosed frequently and my internet goes out several times a day
>this started happening after i probably slighted a specific admin in-game
>stop playing for a while
>ddoses stop
>fast forward a bit, start playing again
>ddoses start again
Yeah there's 100% a VG admin DDOSing my home network after they got my IP from the game. What I just want to know is, why? I'm a pretty inoffensive player, no bans or notes, I'm not active on the forums and discord, and I don't think most other players care for me either way otherwise. Did that one off-hand remark really trigger you that much? Anyways you win, I'm not playing on your shitty server anymore.
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>>2512940
Coward.
You should fight back and call out that admin and get him or her or them deadminned instead of running away like a cuck.
Where are your balls?
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kharkovtrans
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>>2512940
Call his ass out
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Call his ass out so the headmin can say im not deadmining one of my friends lol girl bye and then use his connections to not just ban you from vgstation but also get you permabanned from every station
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>antag captain thinking its nuke ops
>canister bombs
>ERT shootin
Yeah now that was a round
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>>2513269
apparently the clown was also shitting everywhere in medbay too LMAO
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>>2513269
>locks the trader port
>one of the traders somehow finds a way to die to the bomb
i was chuckling as i bled my way into arrivals. i felt so bad for my co-trader, they were doing their best to help me, but it was already over
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>>2512940
>join the discord 5 years ago
>call an admin a bitch
>he sodomizes my dad and gets me blacklisted from society
it's not fuckign fair
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>>2512378
a permaban is crazy for this. This is why he germansanta has my support
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>>2510331
Lil Krommy posting the same thing on forums and the thread to stroke his ego. Like no one cares what you have to say. Your existence itself is a joke.
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>>2513864
the second you slip im banning you 13 monkeys, and the server will thrive.
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Kromkar must be a tranny, considering how fucking hard Bathos dickrides xer.
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>>2512478
>Bans over welderboming are dumb.
>Joins as doctor
>Welderbombs ~2 minutes after joining; nothing else logged
>[21:27:03]ADMIN: PM: Kharkov72/(Brantly Ryals)->San78901/(Justice Langston): also why bomb
>[21:27:25]ADMIN: PM: San78901/(Justice Langston)->Kharkov72/(Brantly Ryals): cus i was bored

A one connection 4norasin welderbomb is griffing shitter until proven otherwise and he couldn't even be assed to come up with a better reason than "I was bored". Fuck that retard.
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>>2514275
bathos would literally DIE to protect the trannies he chases after
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pretty
popular
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they call me the bluesky bully
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13monkeys is one of the most mentally ill people I've ever personally interacted with on the internet lol
does he realize being such a hostile schizo makes just whoever his target of choice is look better?
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why did you move this general to /vm/ I was pretty content being able to discuss other servers besides vgstation on ironically vg
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>>2514920
the goddamn gacha faggots stole pretty much that entire board. i'm not going to lie and say i don't like me a bit of guilty gacha, but those faggots drown the entire board by spamming pictures of their fucking "waifu" that changes with every new character drop. FUCK GACHA FAGGOTS, kill them all including me.
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>>2514920
because the thread kept falling off the catalogue and archiving before bump limit repeatedly so we moved the thread to a slower board where it wont get slid off
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it really is brave of lil krommy to block 13trannies on github and then gaslight him about it. 13trannies might be retarded but it's really not subtle when it was literally only lil krommy's PRs he couldnt reply to
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>>2515123
he didnt even have to lie coz i doubt a lot of people know about that rule but hes just that disingenuous
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>>2512940
Oh you were serious, I thought you were just taking the piss in the /v/ thread. If you really think this then call your ISP and talk to them about it, a representative can get back to you about what's happening. Tier 1 can probably do fuckall so you'll have to insist they escalate the issue if they don't immediately suggest it themselves
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>>2512940
used to happen to me exactly like this
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>>2512969
no, enjoy being alone
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>>2515196
you have really weird and cringe unc friends
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I have no idea what's the drama with lil krommy and 13trannies
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>>2515522
13troonies made lil krommy his number one parasocial rival and has become dedicated to following him around and complaining

just doesn't like him, I think. something something rent free.
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>>2515522
>lil krommy makes a github account
>blocks 13trannies on github for reasons, preventing them from replying to their pull request
>it isn't formally against the rules but blocking others on the github is considered extremely bad taste
>instead of owning up to a shitty move lil krommy doubles down and insists on no wrongdoing
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>>2515522
Lil krommy is autistic and cannot handle anyone following the rules to the letter and will permaban at the drop of a hat
13trannies is autistic and cannot handle rules and wants leetspeak, smileys and non antag cuban peteing to be IC issues.
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i am autistic and cannot handle seeing the crew getting harmed
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>>2515582
>wants leetspeak, smileys and non antag cuban peteing to be IC issues
And you don't?
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>>2515582
You want to permaban people for THAT?
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>>2515582
retard
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Threadposters, do you think GermanSanta should be an admin?
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>>2515656
if you want to be an administrator you shouldn't ever be allowed to be one
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>>2515656
No because he's in a gay meta clique
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I hate Kromkar as much as the rest of us but it's honestly pathetic how much he lives rent free in 13monkey's head. Imagine if 13monkeys put all the time and energy spent seething over Kromkar towards something productive.

>>2515656
I don't think he's qualified but I'm partial to it because it would be funny

>>2515670
All of our admins are already in a gay metaclique thoughever
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>>2515656
I think he’d be good but I would be sad to lose him to the admin never players. Most of his notes are funny or not note worthy and his bans are not really bans.
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>>2515656
I don't think he should be an admin because he's probably metacomming with Reimusarmpit and if not then they still have the most insufferable metafriendship on the server
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>>2515656
Of course not, the guy has like a million permabans! That can only happens if he's a shitter
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I've been playing on and off since like 2014 taking years long hiatus, like 5 years was my longest, I think, and I don't remember how to do most things, so I'll be applying for admin.
I hope I get your support!
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>>2512643
You can only deal with retards unfunnily self-antagging so many times before you want them to stop. The average player has no concept of restraint or good timing. Letting people self-antag when it would be funny is fine. Letting them do it every single round for no reason other than "I'm bored :(" leads to a dogshit server.
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>>2515878
>The average player has no concept of restraint or good timing
Tell me about it. Every populated round it's the same medical and secs giving each other guns if they're their metabuddies and tasing/cuffing/chloraling people for lingering 1 second too long and/or not being fast enough to leave/grab their stuff.
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>>2515929
I’m tired of watching everyone mob tayiorswift in the bar even when she tries as a chill new bartender static. Doesn’t happen to any other bartenders, only her.
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>>2515929
Get the FUCK out of medbay, if your health bar is green then you better have a broken bone, a horrid poison in your body, or a gift for me or I'm going to shoot you with my Mutagen/Chloral/Impedrezene syringe. I don't care if you just popped out of cryo that isn't my fucking problem lives are on the line
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>>2515846
reimusarmpit does make him look bad by association
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>>2515846
This seems more like a schizo theory to me.
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>>2515846
Can't say that about 13monkeys but it is obvious some statics are discord metabuddies and chat with each other on discord calls.
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we should be able to see our notes
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we have to do it, we have to admin leon so he stops playing forever.
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Having as many admins as the average populated round is insane.
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>>2515993
ive never seen like 3/4 of these guys
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>>2515994
At least one of them is 100% dead
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>>2516041
We should trade lil krommy's life for his
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>admins are le good
i can't tell you how many times i've asked for something to do as chaplain just for the drooling obese trannitor admin to just spam the cookie button and not interact with me at all
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>>2516170
Chaplain is a roleplay role, like Librarian, Internal Affairs, Lawyer, etc. You make your own fun not beg for help and attention from admins.
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>>2516236
Except during Cult, where you are important enough to get immediately round removed but not important enough to actually be effective against the cultist.
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>>2516041
>>2516044
giving a whole new meaning to the term "deadmin"
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>>2515994
I recognize all of them I've been here too fucking long. That said yeah half of them have not shown their face this decade so that image is just oldfag core
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>>2516268
Chaplain can fuck over certain wizard spells iirc. Happened to me once and actually had me scared I couldn't just jaunt and blink freely
Same with vampires
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>>2515935
autism
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>>2516855
Everybody still playing ss13 in 2026 has autism.
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>>2516945
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Everyone but me is autistic but I am also autistic.
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I hate people who speedrun and kill just for the sake of it. A good antag doesn't have to kill or take people out of the round to be a good antag
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>>2517022
It took me over 10 years to realize that to be a good antag I have to job some of the time to entertain others, winning is too addicting of a feeling
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>offer to be an expert witness for Bob for $50
>he agrees
>waiting to be called up to the stand
>massive explosion
>dodge the bomb
>realize that my $50 is toast
>scream in despair
>wait Bob survived he's gasping in the corner
>drag him to medbay
>cut off his legs to reduce damage
>inject him with every drop of medication I have
>guy comes in and lasers me and him
>the drugs just keep him alive anyways
>drop him off at cryo
>take my hard earned $50 from his PDA
Pic related is the courtroom
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Kromcar derangement syndrome
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favorite kromkar moment?
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>Janny that zealously moderates a game that's past its peak.
>Tells other people how to spend their time.
Is having no self-awareness a requirement for being an admin?
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13bans
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>>2492092
fucking kek man you faggots are completely useless if you can't stop your own community from being infiltrated by these trannies
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>>2516236
Uh no, Chaplain used to be the admeme role, only in the past five years has it become the sit around being a fat furry faggot role newfag.
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>the trannies infiltrated the station!
yeah 15 years ago when the station started
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>>2517669
well they've been in a discord hugbox for many years and they only touch internet forums/image boards a few times a month
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literal 40 year old virgin bluesky trannys are running the show
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>>2518087
And you love it and keep coming back daily for more.
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I had the privilege of playing two games without 13monkeys last night, it was heavenly
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What's the cope about our headmin being a tranny chaser on bluesky?
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>>2518429
He doesnt play, so it doesnt matter
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>>2518357
His static is Timmy Taser, right? Hate that guy.
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Do we even have newfags in the serb?
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I am a pretty new player and people help me all the time. Never had an admin message me. I play 14 though.
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>>2518784
There was some new guy playing a vox on /vg/station last night, clearly esl and his text was riddled with typos. Funny stuff
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>>2518963
if anyone lays a hand on him i will die to protect him
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>>2518963
>vox
>clearly esl
are you sure he just wasn't roleplaying as a vox properly?
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>fiyah is pronounced "FIRE" in British English
>it isn't pronounced "Fee-Yah"
My world is shattered.
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>>2519010
always heard it like in the song
>"Fiyah Fiyah burns much brighter when oxygen is the supliah"
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>>2519010
Fire, fire, burns much brighter when oxygen is the supplier
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Ironically Fiyah and oxygen don't mix :^)
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>>2517270
I don't think I've ever seen a court case that doesn't end in an explosion in this game
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>>2519004
I'm almost certain
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the rumors are true
im pretty and popular
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When is 13monkeys applying for admin? That's an app I want to see
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>>2519020
They unironically do. Any time I see a filthy vox I nab his nitrogen tank and make it breathe oxygen.
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>>2492092
nigga looks like a rat
what's with rat faced jannies doxxing themselves like deity
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here are two of them
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>>2519356
>>2519349
Based.
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https://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=19&p=49240
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>>2518429
This is a pro-trans server
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>start starving
>eat flour and sugar in the kitchen for nutrients to stop the slowdown
>get cold and collapse into crit shortly after
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The irony is 2rich4me
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>>2520873
I think that's sarcasm, anon
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>>2520895
The humorous part of my post is that he became one of the worst admins that /vg/ ever had, anon
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>Comes back and solo revives server from like 10 pop to 30+
>"worst admins that /vg/ ever had"
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>>2521085
Secmain isnt an admin thoughbeit
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>>2521085
Germansanta is not an admin yet desu
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13monkeys is just tsundere for Kromkar
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rounds were very fun tonight! i would like to formally thank medical and sec. i know i can be annoying and i thank you all for putting up with me
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>>2517022
A good antag is one where other people start rubbing their hands like a happy merchant when they see you acting antagonistic.
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So NigglyWiggly has to re-apply after being an admin for so long, but Kromkar gets to come back no questions asked after being an admin for only a year?
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>>2521573
literally go do anything else with your time. this obsession with one man isn't healthy for you
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>>2521579
And wasting your time defending internet janitors and tranny chasers is healthy?
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>>2507346
>Get used to faggots getting to live
Yeah no, as an outsider looking in, I'll find another game to play.
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>>2521376
Name a single good regular antag player
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>>2521866
tug the bug
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Bathos likes to goon a little on bluesky after a long day of moderating the vgstation13 discord and I don't see anything wrong with that
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>>2521866
Fiyah never does quiet murdershuffles
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oh goody, 2 more admins to join the team of 21, of which which only 3 play the game more than once a week. surely this means the server wont experience several hours of no admins online during highpop anymore
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>>2522435
you dont need to use your byond account to be an admin on this server, just make sure to use discord regularly
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>>2522044
traitor fiyah is literally just fiyah
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>>2522044
if you don't do a quiet murdershuffle, someone on the crew will quietly murdershuffle you, every time
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>>2521579
he's been doing this for over a year, kick this faggot out please
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>>2521579
Because he's the hero /vg/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A Dark Knight.
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i unironically like kromkar. he can be a bit mean and rude, but he's fair when he has to punish someone and seems to genuinely want to see the server thrive
t. retard that had to eat a kromkar ban after acting like a retard
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>>2523107
i think hes too hasty and a bit too sensitive
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>Waifus start playing again
>Pop skyrockets
Yeah.
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We want to add new traitor items for the uplink. Give us ideas.
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>timmy is unbanned
>waifus start playing again
Yes
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>>2523539
Wood granade.
It converts all floors,chairs,tables,closets,chests etc. into wood in a 6x6 radius and then you can light the room on fire and destroy it.
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>1PM
>15 people online
whats with the recent influx of pop
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>>2523569
Kromkar got re-adminned and single handedly revived the server with amazing adminning.
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>>2523539
something like the hand teleporter that teleports you a short distance
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>>2523573
true
and thats why we call him the greatest admin who has ever lived
he is like the vgstation jesus
he even died and then came back to life later
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Playing Assistant and actually assisting
Thoughts?
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>>2523809
I’ve always had so many ideas for assistant who actually assists but it’s too aids to follow through with.
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>>2523569
shilling on /v/
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>>2523569
shilling on /lgbt/
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>>2524079
Thank you Bathos for bringing us new waifus with feminine cocks.
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>>2523598
>>2523539

Both of these posts are just lil krommy talking to himself. Listen buddy. You're never gonna be cool
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Over here on /vg/station we believe trans rights are human rights and if you disagree you can fuck off to tg
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>>2525089
This but unironically
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Ficked up
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bros... this medium pop shit is getting me addicted to the game again
plus the thread isn't getting spammed which makes it fun to talk in here
what's the occasion. there's gotta be a twist.
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>>2525454
real?
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>>2525648
The thread quality drastically improved once the ai spammer finally offed himself
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>>2516945
everyone that ever played ss13 has autism
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A social roleplaying game that's only accessible to the people who struggle the most with social interaction.
The irony seems lost on a lot of players.
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>>2497455
wow!
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if pomf doesnt admin germansanta xe has no balls
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>>2526116
We just got pop back, we don’t need it to go back down again.
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>>2526237
Then why admin Kernikov?
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slobbering on big krommys big dick
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searching for lil krommy's lil clitty to no avail
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my head back and mouth agape like a baby bird ready to receive kromkar's seed
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so why is ss13 so dead nowadays i havent been around in like 4 years
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>>2526942
>lummox jr is a retard
>overmoderation thats usually politically motivated in every server
>the ssethtide and its conquences have been a disaster for spess
>SS14 failed miserably
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>>2527012
In what universe did SS14 fail?

I can play highpop servers 24/7
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>>2527396
It failed because it was made by cute girls and cute girls cannot do anything but be cute because I'm a raging misogynist grrr
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>>2527396
failed to transfer the classic ss13 gameplay over to a new engine and discourages new people from discovering ss13 through being a den of degeneracy and pedophilia
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One only needs to look at the post quality in this very thread to understand why SS13 is dying.
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>>2527466
Bathostranstime's bluesky account sums it up better.
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>>2527466
SS13 is dying because it’s an old game
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>>2527012
ssethtide was 7 years ago, and before ssethtide, the game was getting strangled to death by faggots in much the same way it is today. it was a breath of fresh air. the only "consequences" were having more than 700 population and being able to play on space stations with people who didn't use the word "shitter" incorrectly for a couple of years.
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>>2527555
SS13 is dying because it's a game for autists and they're getting memed into trannyism, shifting their focus from the game to being degenerates in every meaning of the word.
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>>2526942
its doing alright for a game from the 90s
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>>2526942
>so why is ss13 so dead nowadays i havent been around in like 4 years
trannies and woke cringe
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>>2528462
and communist jews and their onions goy-golem hoards
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>this guy is actually moderate as far as ss13 tranny jannies go and was actually cannibalized by his fellow faggots for not being weimar enough
every single server on the hub needs to die.
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>>2528611
forgot image
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>>2528614
this is probably a joke post, but even so this faggot should have his home raided and all of his electronics confiscated and investigated
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>>2528759
>this is probably a joke post
he's an ageplaying tranny, he's completely serious
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smol bars are best
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>>2529569
Stefanis bars are my favorite
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>the chemist that beheaded a doctor 5 minutes in with 0 interaction was not an antag
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>>2529569
It's endlessly funny to me that schlomo has so many posters. He's an annoying neurotic little bureaucrat and yet also sort of a mascot to this station, and for better or worse I'm fond of him.
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>>2528614
>former core /tg/station sysadmin
MSO or a different troon?
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As somebody who hasn't played in at least 6 years and once did a bit of coding on it, is the bug where borgs can't close their chargers when they're out of power still there?
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>>2530016
nigger he resolves all of his issues by stunning people and he doesnt type most of the time, but when he does type he spaces out his words like
>Why
>Am I
>Such a
>Filthy kike
also hes not much of a bureaucrat when he uses the spare to do whatever he wants and authorizes executions without knowing anything
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>>2529569
genuine question, why not build a tiny bar somewhere in a secluded nook on station instead of walling off most of the bar? i like the cozy atmospheres but the 'secret' bar isn't secret when it sits like a tumor in the middle of where the bar normally goes
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>>2530995
> 'secret' bar isn't secret when it sits like a tumor in the middle of where the bar normally goes
It WAS secret at first with the false walls ;) Watching everyone stop was funny. And, I hate the shape of and size of Box so making tiny bars inside the bar is more fun.

>why not build a tiny bar somewhere in a secluded nook on station
Depends on how it feels the round is going and how quick it is to get things set up. Moving everything takes longer and has more risk of being stolen/being destroyed. I've done a brig bar before and that was a lot of fun.
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>>2530995
tayior is a retard
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>>2531400
seething kromcuck detected
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The crime?
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>>2531831
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSQiLT2FdGM
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>>2531831
thats basically self requested desu
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>>2519349
>>2519356
Post more I'm new here
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>>2531992
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Me telling Schlomo how it is essential that I have more access (he's just gonna silently tase me and hide in the next room for five minutes).
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how do i get a scorcher invite
i heard it's lifeweb without the child porn
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>>2532287
That sounds awful.
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I dont feel so good kromkings..
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>>2532287
you heard wrong
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>>2532287
Isn't child molestation the entire point of lifeweb?
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all bootlicking faggots are to report for duty and start sweeping for this at once
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/botanist with handcuffs carrying out random arrests and dragging you araund the station for 5 minutes for fun and its ok cuz hes metabuddy with security so hes just allowed to randomly do stuff like that ig/station
why is my server dead
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What server do people go on nowadays I haven't played in a decade
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>>2532500
this is fucking hilarious
>should i do a role check?
>no, this player is obviously metagrudging my pet
>noted
>(gets told he's a dumbass)
>wait what the fuck is a divergent clone? oh well i removed the note after you called me a dumbass for not even doing basic admin duties, everything is fine
never-ending "lol, lmao" from lil krommy. i'm an absolute idiot and i know to do basic role checks before even noting
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Not gonna lie, former Kromkar supporter here. It's This is fucking hilarious watching Kromkar crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get admin flags.
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>>2532500
>I was going to log dive later
lol yeah okay
he can't just admit to any wrong doing ever
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>>2532649
but even if he wasnt a divergent clone it wouldnt be metagrudging on its own. ive seen 2 or 3 people replicate lumber's static and no one thought it crossed a line
once again this faggot is caught hounding people for things that arent a big deal at all
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noooo you don't get it, kromkar is our stalwart defender against shitters
you are all just 13monkeys samefagging
it doesnt matter that all his bans and notes have to be undone by an adult, I apply the rules and uphold server standards
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>>2530016
schlomo is the canonical HoP
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>>2532789
i would die for schlomo and he's shot me until i was a husk just for walking into his office and saying "hellos!"
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I have come to the conclusion that monkey station is fucking dogshit. Its just jobbie npcs and friendly antags that dont ever do anything.
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im a kromkitten :3
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Cat fight cat fight

Got cat?

Let's fight!
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>>2532500
It really gets my goat that he constantly does stupid shut like this and yet nipples closed the deadmin request with a "lol". There were legitimate grievances from people way more reputable than 13poopies and they didn't get addressed at all. I'm not in the discord but do they (the actual players in there) talk about his terrible administration too? Surely right?
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>>2533943
Well, you are responding to a Discord screenshot, so obviously there's some dissent.
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prettythospopulartime
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Is this entire thread just 13monkeys samefagging?
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>>2534411
i post greentexts and reply to people talking about rounds that i found very fun sometimes
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>>2534411
you realize that more than one person posted in lil krommy's deadmin request right?
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13alts
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>>2534453
Only one person posted in it 13monkeys
He used multiple alts but it was all him behind them
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>>2534432
There is not a single post like that in this or the previous thread, try harder 13monkeys
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>>2534568
i keep forgetting to post them here, i'll post some i made in the discord
>odyssey with a co-trader who is pretending he is human
>try to help the crew as much as possible before they lift off
>they're (rightfully) racist and want me to fuck off
>do so after making them a cryo mix and leaving some medical supplies
>they edit Tcomms to block every message i send, so i can't warn them about dangers on planets
>co-trader isn't blocked, send him to live with the humans
>become a planetary nomad, hunting for loot and survival needs
>take down a few wendigos but fumble my rifle and get eaten
>when i spectate my co-trader find he has died to an evil ass pod that spawns creatures (proud he took down so many)
>crew tries to land on the planet where i got owned
>ship cannot land because (seemingly) the landing spot of the trader shuttle and the odyssey conflict
>riff with the dead nerds while the crew sabotages their own ship and crew
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>>2534602
nigga I'm not even going to bother with reading thast, I already know it ends with "lil krommy" admonishing you for a blatant rule break.
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monkeys
MONKEYS EVERYWHERE
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punky wunky
13monkey junkie spunky
spunky clunky
chunky hunky and skunky

kromkar in a turkish bazaar
shooting star over cum reservoir
play guitar with the strawberry jar
scar avatar in his tranny memoir
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>>2534411
yes, its fucking annoying and gay, and if we ban him, maybe it will stop
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This thread is either 13monkeys rage same fagging. Or Lil Krommy ego same fagging. Like holy fuck it's just a game you two. Maybe look inside for once at your real issues like why are you so mad at everything and solve that. For Lil Krommy why do you have such a fragile ego that you have to talk yourself up to a bunch of people online who don't really care? Do you have job issues or failure issues with your dad or something. Solve what's really bothering you and stop being cringe to all of us already.
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>>2535049
Actually it's all just me falseflagging as both of them falseflagging.
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Not a big fan of lil krommie
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Not a lil fan of big krommie
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Cryotube is a shitty game mechanic and should only heal burn damage
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Filling the cryotube with vox cum
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>one of the most mechanically inept players i have ever known in my years of playing this game comes to me about being unable to sleep
>realize it was because he's an admin aghosting in the middle of a round(meta btw) and doing that on rt forks gives your mob permanent insomnia so it doesn't pass out while you're flying around as a ghost.
many such cases
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How does 13monkeys not realize he himself is the butt of the joke when he acts with total Ron "pissed on my hands" Perlman energy and calls Kromkar lil krommy?
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>>2535193
>he thinks it's just 13negroes that dislikes krommy's actions
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>>2535231
And are these 14monkeys and 15monkeys in the room with us now?
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13tantrums!
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>>2535363
Krommy realizing only his discord buddies like him and accusing everyone of being 13negroes is funny
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Stop shtiting up the thread or you're going to receive a note. Continue this behavior and you're going to receive a rule 0 permaban. Consider yourself warned.
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>>2535049
13monkeys is living at home with his mother, he has a child's view of the world where if he complains enough, someone will do something about it. He is absolutely certain that he is entitled to be a burdeon on the people around him.
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13monkeys, more like 13 bans on record
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13kromkars
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13monkeys implies the existence of monkeys 1-12 and i dont like the implications of that
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>>2537753
this heatmap reminds me how much tg maxcaps were nerfed to the ground by wimp coders
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>>2535719
what does the world have to do with an online video game? you're a retard
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>>2538106
stop samefagging yourself
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>>2538106
what does who bathos follows on bluesky have to do with an online video game?
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hey thread
what do you think of the new command i made for jungle
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>>2538085
We actually just buffed them not too long ago
/tg/sludge code monkeys could never

>>2538551
Post it with the wider area for reference
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>>2538551
You're missing power in EVA retard
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poggy and popular
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>>2538624
here you go
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>>2539333
Definitely better than having research, dorms, and the chapel shoved out of the way from everything else. You think you could swap the positions of command and the bar+kitchen? Having the wide open service area be right next to medbay tends to herd people around those areas.
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I'm going back to 505, if it's a 7 hour flight or a 45 minute drive
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>>2539477
>You think you could swap the positions of command and the bar+kitchen? Having the wide open service area be right next to medbay tends to herd people around those areas.
i was considering swapping cargo and medbay to address this issue but changing the layout to such a degree makes the map lose its identity and it becomes something entirely new
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Just remove jungle
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Just remove lil krommy
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The existence of 13 monkeys implies in the existence of other 12 monkeys.
The existence of lil krommy implies in the existence of medium and large krommies.
I don't know which thought is more frightening.
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thinking about starting a new static called Rapist Penisson and always playing a vital non-sec role but not doing anything except arming myself up with my access and validhunting
thoughts?
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thinking about starting a new static called Six Sevenson and always playing a vital non-sec role but not doing anything except emoting the six seven pose
Thoughts?
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thinking about not playing
thoughts?
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I;m thinking about thos Vox
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>>2540335
It's a reference to the Terry Gilliam movie 12 Monkeys
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im thinking about taylor swift
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Imagine ur bullying lil krommy and then big krommy comes into the room and notices ur picking on his little sister so he does this and then you get slowly dissolved in his stomach acid all alone in a dark damp cave and die.
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krommy dommy is a breath of fresh air dunking on the epic faggots who have been shitting up the server in little ways by fucking with the cryotubes, or impersonating other players, or literally anything 13monkeys does, or falson evading as taylor swift. feel kromkar breathing down your neck and stay in line, faggot.
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";GAS THE FUCKING VOX"
*headpats the vox standing right next to them, *farts, and runs away*
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Gem or coal?
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>its a spacegod is antag round
every tiem
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>>2541857
maybe you should turn on antag and make it a (your ckey) is an antag round
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In literally any other community you would be ass raped and permabanned for disrespecting an admin so be thankful for the privilege of playing here.
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>>2541602
VG must die so VORE can thrive!
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WHY WAS I MOLESTED
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>>2542375
show us on the doll where the bird touched you
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>>2541855
ss13 is coal
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>>2542327
It's the fact that bathos only follows the ugliest of the trannies that bothers me the most
He doesn't even repost hot trannies or hot ladyboys or even some peak like taftaj or emma elingsen or even elons son or sayuri
He actually reposts and jerks off to ugly balding men with long wispy hair that wear makeup
And who the fuck has blusky? That's like having truthsocial, it just shows how brainrotten someone is
No wonder the server went to shit, not even the faggots have good taste in their faggotry
I know dudes ugly and undesirable but you can still jerkoff to good looking things
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Nooo dont talk about the fact im a neet that still lives with my mom thats offtopic thats not ss13
But i can talk about who you follow on ur social media thats ss13 related :)
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>>2543398
One is a random shitter that can get banned and the other is an admin in a circlejerk discord that doesn't even play the game anymore but can say "yeah give this guy admin because I play tarkov with him"
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>>2543398
i have been directly threatened by an admin over being "weird" and clearly jokingly say i am about to report someone's post while we are clearly just having a back and forth riff
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>>2543398
imagine sweeping for tranny chasing gooners on bluesky geg
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>>2543567
imagine doing performative transphobia on a website thats mostly moderated and used by trannies and tranny chasers,in a general about a game made by a furry transwoman,about a server thats like half populated by trans women but you still play on it anyways even tho you larp as a transphobe for some reason as you choose to spend most of your time with trans people on ss13 and 4chan.
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>>2543747
try typing that again using both of your hands
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>>2543747
LMAO what the fuck
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the trans conversations that happen here are so confusing
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>>2544020
Nipples approved two applications submitted by trans women, Nervere and Valkyriesky, although they did eventually leave. Same person who made Kromkar an admin twice.
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>>2543747
>in a general about a game made by a furry transwoman
?
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>I want a fun spess game filled with autistic men!
>monkey paw curls
>part of these autistic men with really bad porn addiction troon out

Grim state of affairs. Autistic men are too prone to psyops.
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>>2544116
im pretty sure exadv1 is just a regular furry
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whatever bathos does in his own free time has nothing to do with what he does in game and how he moderates
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i agree with the anon above me, just because he hasnt played or moderated in 2 years and is a neurotic bluesky hon chaser it doesnt mean that he lacks judgement when vetting his discord close buddy to be an admin
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Lgb without the t ss13 server when
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13monkeys permabanned when? I refuse to play until this clown is yyeted.
>>2545366
The t is unnegotionable, it is the core of ss13.
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>>2532287
Instead of child porn you have slavery, which is a good enough substitute. What you want to do is just apply to Lifeweb and attract enough positive attention to yourself, lick some boots and become friends with any of the regulars. They're the ones that can invite people to Scorcher. There's no fast track option and you really just have to not be a massive antisocial loser, roleplay really well and be a social butterfly.
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>>2544756
we would talk about what he does in game more if he ever fucking connected to the server
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>>2533203
monkey station are the biggest pack of fags in ss13
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>>2533203
vgstation is actually the best
>same people playing the same jobs just for the access barely bothering with the job itself
>half the doctors just run around with syringe guns all over the station validhunting and/or getting stuff from their metabuddies
>somehow *wink* the same people *wink* keep getting antag every round and doing the same exact thing every antag round
>if the secs are competent/existent then we just wait for midrounds (pulse demon, who gets killed 2 minutes in) or plague mouse (plague gets cured in 2 minutes) or grue (dies because the entire station goes hunting it once spotted)
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Is this true threadsisters?
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>>2546408
no
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literally just log in and look at ooc chat to see the real public opinion
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The ss14 head mod is threatening to delete everything "upstream" over discord drama lol. I got pinged in the marine versus xeno server that's the only reason I know, dont follow it. Psycho person's name was PJB
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>>2547047
lol PJB used to be a coder and admin for VGstation if you weren't aware
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>>2547047
Got pinged on frontier and came running here to see what the fuck is going on.

Trannies, never again....
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>>2546408
>no one actually cares because they aren't being watched by kromkar (read: they actually rp and play the game)
cobraroast does that and kromcuck noted him without bothering to check the role he was playing lmao kernikov is a fucking retard
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>>2547047
>open ss14 discord to check
>first message I see is pic related

Lol, lmao even.
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>>2547331
I cant even tell if this is parody or not
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Bob's your uncle
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>>2547235
>guy starts playing on vg as a minor
>becomes very active in the discord
>turns into a troon a few years later
i wonder if all this is connected somehow
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>>2546408
It's true, every forum account and byond account in OOC chat making fun of kromkar is germansanta. He's playing a long ruse all to target kromkar.
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happy pride month bathos
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>>2546408
Kernikov accusing GermanSanta of having pet retards in the private Discord chat with his cohort of retarded faggots is priceless.
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well since we're on the topic of kernikov being a retard

[20:54:55]OOC: Jack Clark/Kernikov (@223,130,1): Your jungle voters are TayIor Swift, Lumbermancer, and GermanSanta. This is public information in the href logs, btw

then in the discord it was wondered if them voting for jungle is ban worthy when taylor says often that he likes jungle
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Creating a static vox trader called Wadda and just following Fiyah around spraying her with extinguishers.
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>>2548386
What a fucking mongrel
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>>2548386
>he
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>>2548386
as long as they didnt leave after voting for an unpopular map then whats the problem exactly? what an odd thing to sperg about
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>>2548459
Keep in mind, he could just delist jungle if the map is hated and unplayable as it is now but decides to act like this because there's people that like jungle.
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>>2548386
>sexmain gets shit on for posting people ahelping him publically
>this is okay
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>>2548496
did jungle even win or was he sperging about literally nothing?
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>>2548606
Yes, last night jungle won, Schlomo was going to call a normal shuttle after everyone was dissatisfied
Kernikov's genius idea was throwing a meteorstorm at it (which doesnt work and even a non-janny newfag you can tell that it wouldn't work), that forced a 30 minutes long shuttle call instead of just letting normal players call the shuttle and end the round in 10 minutes
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>>2547877
pederasty has always been the easiest way for a newcomer to break into fag ran staff circles on ss13
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>>2548655
its why they haven't removed 13monkeys yet, for the staff, he's the equivalent of a hot chick what with his undeveloped and impressionable attitudes
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>>2546408
yvvel used to use this argument too, its manipulative on its face and outs kernikov as the same ilk as yvvel (narcissistic freaks)
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>>2546408
what he doesn't get, is that we all use each other's tone of speech to talk because they keep trying to grasp for straws on who's communicating, because they keep wanting to punish it like dogshit authoritarians

how can you be so retarded
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>>2546408
craziest thing about that post is that there are only four ways someone can type here:
>Using proper punctuation and capitalization. But not using paragraphs.

>not using proper punctuation and capitalization and not using paragraphs

>Using proper punctuation and capitalization.
>And using paragraphs.

>not using proper punctuation and capitalization
>and not using paragraphs
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I'm kinda hungry for some reikland bussy
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>>2548643
he could've just rigged the map poll while it was ongoing lol
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>>2548688
I change how I type because of faggots like him psychoanalyzing
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>psychoanalizing posts in an anonymous cooking forum
the state
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wow 580 posts and they were all made by germansanta and 13monkeys
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580monkeys is way too many
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Girlfriend (vaginal female) called all you guys weirdoes and wondered why arent you just nice to each other?
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>>2550478
Actually playing something similar "like TTT/SS13" with gf and maybe men are just awful?
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>>2550478
Fellow girlfriend of an ss13 player who wants to know if your girlfriend wants to be friends and gossip about the weirdos?
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>>2550522
My first "acc" was in 2014
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>>2550478
>post op
disgusting
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>[18:54:50]SAY: Bob Shafton/Comradehavoc (@224,233,1) As Galactic Common : (Common): Xenotranny Xenotranny Xenotranny Xenotranny Xenotranny Xenotranny Xenotranny Xenotranny Xenotranny Xenotranny Xenotranny Xenotranny Xenotranny Xenotranny Xenotranny Xenotranny Xenotranny Xenotranny Xenotranny Xenotranny
Now this is roleplay
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>>2550478
If they weren't weirdos, they wouldn't be playing this game.
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>>2545664
shit like this one of the reasons cliqued up trannies made interzone borderline unplayable. a vouch system is practically filtering in favor of oversocialized faggots who will treat your setting as an aesthetic suggestion and prioritize ooc reputation and relationships.
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This is going to sound weird but I'm looking for a modded ss13 image where there's a half naked Kiriko surrounded by shotas and their dead parents and the chat is like "I want to go hoomeee" and "*Timmy spurts*"
Please does anyone have it
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Mcgee just killed the blob with a suicide welding tank bomb
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>>2551348
ban him
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>>2551348
>>2551401
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>[23:29:21]SAY: (Captain): Yo doc
>[23:29:24]SAY: (Doctor): Ye
>[23:29:37]SAY: (Captain): Would u say
>[23:29:43]SAY: (Captain): This the best round of ss13 u eva played?
How do you respond?
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>>2551762
"No"
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My natural menstruating vagina having gf plays volleyball twice a week
and my static is a vaginal female

Can you guys behave?
Can you stop being weird?
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So you guys are going to receive gf status every day, a few times a day, until you guys know how to behave
My gf (underage female) has a geography test today
Wish her good luck
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>go to thread for niche game with convoluted controls that runs on a jank engine and has complex mechanics that filters most people who try to play it so only autistic people with too much time on their hands are capable of enjoying it
>"uhhh can you guys stop being weird??"
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make sure to check out jungle's latest update next week
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>>2552260
hmmm, no! i don't think i will :)
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>>2552273
please? :(
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>>2552276
okay fine, but only because you asked nicely
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my girlfriend is pretty and popular
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>>2552740
You're dating fiyah?
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I can't wait until the serial-harasser known as 13monkeys is permanently banned so that I can feel safe to play the game again!
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>>2546408
>Bathos said he'd respond to all the criticism in the deadmin request.
>Never followed up on that after Nipples closed the thread without saying anything like a total coward.
>The Bluesky account was later discovered. Hilarity ensues.
Kernikov gladly takes orders from these two losers, yet he still points fingers at other people from the comfort of his Discord hugbox. Absolutely pathetic.
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>>2552883
yeah yeah. now hit that obs button and spend the entire round following around a player you hate until you can find a reason to ban them, lil krommy
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>>2553055
>>2553086
Thank you for your input 13monkes, now kindly fuck off
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>>2553176
he literally does that. i've watched him forget to sneakymin and he's following one guy around who is just doing his job and roleplaying. i know for a fact he wasn't AFK because he answered an ahelp asking if he knew how a project a player was making works
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>>2553086
so he spends every round watching people he doesnt like play the game instead of playing it himself? he really is a cuck lol
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>>2553194
yep, i guess i'm a cuck for obsing (or for dying early) as well but i've noticed a pattern. most other admins float around watching people play house or follow where the antics are, krommy sticks to one player and i imagine sits at his desk seething that they exist while yelling at his monitors and posting political x posts in the own zone. would be hilarious to see his bluesky because we all know that terminally online miserable fuck has one
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>>2553202
surely the powertripping janny that moderates a game he doesnt even care about leads a healthy normal life
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>>2553086
retard level projection for real, you're the one who obsessively stalks players and admins when they annoy you, you're on a road to some fucked up shit, and I'm excited to see it happen
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Hey, guys, sex having normal dude that plays late at night here
My girlfriend (18) told me that her test went well today and that her dad got a bit too drunk and ranted about me but that he finished the rant in a positive note
Also, fuck krommy
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>>2553224
yeah sure. krommy needs an actual attitude adjustment, do you know how many times other admins have had to tell him to shut the fuck up and stop hyperfocusing on harassing players that piss him off that he picked at random and surprisingly are comprised mostly of players that are actually fun to play with. oh and big surprise, he muted all of them so only other admins could see them
Germansanta?
has to die forever for making a jab at him as a mime.
comradehavoc?
oh yeah no it's cool to speedrun chloral and essentially round remove people because doing surgery or making synth meat is to hard, he's a new player and needs to learn! he has only done it every single day since he started playing medical doctor!
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>>2553224
lol stay sweeping for useless nigger mods and tranny chasers
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Hey, guys, sex having normal dude that crossdresses for money here (I tell the simps I'm trans but I don't even shave, I just put on a skirt)
My simp (Bathosbathtime) told me that his credit card got a bit too overdrawn and he might not afford to eat but he still paid and finished on his own face,
Also, fuck 13monkeys
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>>2553256
you're doing good work, excited to see you building these neural pathways that will lead you to social isolation
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>>2553273
the admins do it for free and you sweep for them for free
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>>2553278
you're so schizo you assume i dont like you because i like admins. i dislike you because you're a freak who stalks people, including innocent players. the admins are retarded because they haven't perma'd you yet, you drive away new people.
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>>2553273
Nta, but that's a bizarre post
The majority of people IRL find troons to be odd and vocalize their disdain about it with each other
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>>2553278
also, I have at least 3 instances of you non-con erping with people and forcing shit onto them, you're just a bad person who treats people like obstacles and objects, which is pathologically narcissistic
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>>2553284
you argue like a woman, i can tell you live with your mom, hope she dies so that you stop getting hypnotized into acting like a woman
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>>2553282
most of them are perfectly fine and very friends. and to his credit krommy has been behaving slightly better so there is hope he can be a decent person to interact with. he really needs to drop the "i don't care what you think, i'm the admin here" facade, i don't think he understands that acting like that is why he gets bwoink replies telling him to fuck off and gets laughed at by everyone for doing dumb shit like noting someone before even doing a role check and then immediately going to discord to brag about it like a 5 year old showing their parents their crayon drawings
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>>2553292
By saying troon lovers are weird and ostracized in a normal healthy society, I'm a troon?
What?
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>>2553286
what the hell are you talking about dude? are you channeling your forcefem fetish or something?
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>>2553307
Krommy is falseflagging
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>>2553299
>and to his credit krommy has been behaving slightly better
before or after he noted that guy without checking if he was an antag or not?
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>>2553324
if you mention it he'll block you then not launch the game for a couple days (he will still open your blocked messages because he's a cuck and this is 100% confirmed)
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>>2553302
no, by deliberately misunderstanding what I'm saying and channeling it into an argument that works for you. That energy is brazenly feminine. Masculine energy would be to shut the fuck up and actually doing something instead of being a sniveling limpwristed cunt
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i like how it's reached the point that you know how someone votes based on if they are pointing out actual facts vs wishing you/someone you love dies
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>>2553292
>i hope your mom dies
defintely not mad lol
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Sex haver here again
My gf (turned 18 in May) had a letter delivered to her house but it was addressed as "Sir" instead of Miss or Mam
She laughed about it and sent me a photo of the letter then joked about being a Sir
Then we talked about how AI is stupid and she asked me if I'm up for an ice cream date with her sister (she's a twin)
You guys think you can manage for like 4 hours without me?
I gotta go, sorry
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>>2553411
social media has become so sick. you can openly wish death on people for retarded inane bullshit but if you call someone a slur it's "uhm actually it's okay to kill you now, i'm posting your address on bluesky and x. stay safe!"
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>>2553425
hope your mom dies nigger tranny
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this thread should be on /trash/ at this point
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>>2553474
i don't want to see vox porn
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me wiping my nutsack across 13monkey's chin after railing his mom and then watching her get gunned down in an alley by ss13 moderators
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truly the monkeys is the most oppressed and discriminated species
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its because the monkeys is retarded, they cannot defend themselves so extinction is inevitable, it is morally right to skeet on the monkey and to call him a little sissy faggot
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You’re all weirdoes. Why aren’t you all nicer to each other?
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>>2553626
we have a lot of players that are as retarded as him and they get nowhere near as much shit. i personally enjoy playing with him, i don't really care what he does OOC
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>>2553636
Social skills aren't a strong suit for the retarded
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>>2553637
they don't non-con erp and stalk other players though, 13monkeys is actively aggressive for months at a time any time somebody slights him, no other player holds this pattern
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>>2553302
your post reminded him of the fact that women will never see trannies as women and are largely made uncomfortable by them
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>>2553650
are you kidding me? leon does this nearly every round and people treat him with kid gloves but you get owned once and put in a dress and cry about it?
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>>2553658
leon doesn't obnoxiously create ban requests and attempt to dox players and admins
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>>2553655
we get it, you need attention, maybe when you kill yourself you'll get it. tranny is mental illness, being a retard is mental illness, having low test (like you do) is mental illness. you're making our lives worse by being here
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I dont like that giraffes are just tall deers
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>>2553811
this post made me unreasonably angry and i don't know why
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Can we compromise and get rid of both 13monkeys and Kromkar?
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>>2553885
Sounds like heaven!
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>>2553885
It's already confirmed that 13monkeys is actively banevading, so it won't really help unfortunately.
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>>2553885
there has to be at least three sacrifices to complete the ritual
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>>2553811
I don't either. Want to have a serious discussion about this in the bar on Box tonight?
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>>2553784
who doxxed who?
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>>2554110
SpaceJokes revealed BathosBathtimes Bluesky account and kink shamed him.
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>>2554110
13monkeys -> BathosBathtimes after he slighted him on this deadmin request: https://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=47&t=7147&sid=7168b9b55a4fa06113e0761a99375173
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>>2554182
bathos reused his username to network with other ss13 players on that platform
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is Lifeweb playerbase bigger or smaller than SS13?
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Sex haver again here
This song played today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53hsFyX4Hh8
Nice song, yes?
Anyway, I hope I see you guys tonight for some fun rounds, maybe!
Or else I'll just rewatch old shows like Fringe or Lost, that's what I'm rewatching these days
Anyway, I hope we can all be nice to each other today
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>>2554283
smaller for sure. it's just one codebase among a sea of furry ERP, medieval furry ERP, and hand-holding adult daycare servers
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https://youtu.be/t6H_sxI6jG8
Another good song, this is from my personal playlist unlike the previous song I posted.
It's a good song, no?
Fats Domino was a great artist.
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>>2555100
I’m confused. This isn’t Taylor Swift?
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New round starting.
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>>2555316
I'll play if 13krommies isn't
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>Random Weighted Vote Result: Jungle Station won with 5 votes and a 26% chance of winning.
>Defficiency had 2 votes and did not get enough votes to qualify.
>Box Station had 14 votes and a 73% chance of winning.
>Asteroid Station had 0 votes.
>Meta Club had 2 votes and did not get enough votes to qualify.
>Lowfat Bagel had 0 votes.
>Synergy Station had 0 votes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
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New round starting.
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>>2555726
my waifu left so i don't want to play
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>>2555741
Sorry, I'm tried
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Stunning and brave protest on the station today
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Like every dictator. Admins are grown men in diapers who can't be told no. Rigging the votes
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>>2553885
Headmin this man
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I LOVE JUNGLE
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PBJ did a stinky and deleted SS14's entire auth infrastructure.
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>>2556018
This is why you never trust a tranny they are always self destructive freaks
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imagine pretending to be an epic sexhaving casanova when no player here is having sex except for me who actually unironicallly has a wife and house with a mortgage and expecting a child in September
I'm actually a beloved player too though and not a random faggot
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>>2556018
>trannies, as much as I loathe them, are genuinely very creative people
>but are also so consistently emotionally unstable that any projects they undertake inevitably collapse under drama, backstabbing, and purity spiralling
as someone who is also a source mod enjoyer and FOSS guy I am cursed to have this shit follow me wherever I go
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>>2556018
Lel.
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>>2556551
>trannies, as much as I loathe them, are genuinely very creative people
their creativity dies after they troon out and their output only worsens over time
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>>2553799
i do need attention... from women with XX chromosomes, and i get it because i'm good looking and muscular. i don't have to fuck poopy man hole like you do. you keep wishing death on others but it's only a matter of time before you develop a tolerance for the drugs you need to keep yourself from contributing to funny statistics.
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>>2556150
>>2556551
The hub is back up but the auth server's unknown to come back soon. PBJ is saying that it wasnt xer that brought down the auth server and the hub.
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there is an alternative client with its own hub and auth server and it also suports self-hosted auth servers
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3731580/Space_Station_Beyond/
if we ever migrate to ss14 for whatever reason we should be using this client since they dont dehub servers
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>>2556944
How does Beyond differ from Multiverse when they offer the same thing?
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>>2556947
i thought multiverse wasnt finished yet
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Hey I heard "I love you" last night
Not in English or course
We should all be nice to each other
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>>2557079
я ты люблю, aнoн
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>>2557079
>pretty long round where me and another player grow close
>we're mostly doing little autism projects and roleplaying
>someone does an oopsie and accidentally shards
>shuttle is called
>do some admittedly cringe RP where i'm holding onto him terrified
>tell him i love him and pretend i am going with the crew
>he yells out "NO" as i exit the shuttle at 1 second to launch
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>>2556018
Never trust someone who used to be a admin of /vg/station
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>>2557221
>least creepy interaction with leon
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ehehehehe
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>>2557450
Why is Loppu's icon from a vox blowjob
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>>2557467
he's just trying to have a damn drink
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>>2556018
don't be sad pieter that's why they call it pröjektledning
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>>2557450
>They banned Germansanta instead of the sexual degenerate
Actually grim
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>>2557501
what about any of that exchange was sexual?
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>>2557510
vox are always sexual
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>>2557653
*pounces on you*
what sex?
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>>2557653
Not me. :(
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>>2557718
>>2557718
>>2557718

The emergency shuttle has landed
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>>2557719
It's beak
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