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>k-karrigan was the proble-
ACK

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best player on the best team of stage 1

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9z Team, Astralis, Aurora Gaming, B8, BetBoom Team, BIG, FlyQuest, FURIA, FUT Esports, G2 Esports, Gaimin Gladiators, GamerLegion, Heroic, Legacy, Lynn Vision Gaming, M80, MIBR, Monte, MOUZ, Natus Vincere, NRG, paiN Gaming, PARIVISION, Sharks Esports, SINNERS Esports, Team Falcons, Team Liquid, Team Spirit, Team Vitality, The MongolZ, THUNDERdOWNUNDER, and TYLOO will be competing in THE IEM Cologne Major 2026!

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i hope these aussie cunts make it through the first stage

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>spamming dozens of 'woos at the start of the thread 35 hours before anyone might possibly give a shit about cs

Now that the 'Woo has blessed this thread, we can be ready for the Major
I hope you all are preparing, it's gonna be a blast

friendly ignore and report off topic posters/spammers

>>2532627
the WOO is on topic

>>2532628
This
He IS the topic, for he is CS

the classic 'wooslide to end a thread is genny culture now :)

my mousies :)

Thy mousies :)

>>2532441
this is nuts

Faze should have listened to Elige and been more structured.

Now they all lose.

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>>2532665
Elige is washed he needs to IGL desu

>ohne: nothing is locked yet (talking about Cologne)
FUCK ESL

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>>2532668
>elliot page
>elipage
>elige

>>2532713
fucking jews hate him

>no ohne at cologne
WAS

can faze make the EWC?

>>2532743
They needed to win vs NiP in order to pass Monte for the invite. I think they can still do it via the open qualifiers but I don't think they're goin.

Faze can make it to anything after they kick jcobbb and broky

>>2532743
nope lol

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>>2532743

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>>2532827
What team do anime enjoyers support?

-broky
+s1mple
-jcobbb
+jimpphat

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frozen is the same kind of anchor destroying vampire as spinx

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>should be monsey
>is monesy
>should be sphinx
>is spinx
>should be kerrigan
>is karrigan
>should be torsi
>is torzsi

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY BABYEAGLES
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>2533157
They like all the (you)s anons keep giving them.

>>2533109
wtf big has good players in other esports?

Is Broky improving or just a nice guy, cause I can't understand why Faze is keeping him

based 'woo making em seethe

>>2533186
I noticed chikaner has started samefagging since no one would give him any (you)s.

Either way once the major starts we should be rid of most of this cancer.

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careful!
it's the chikanbearpig! he's coming right for us!

Broky will get back into form for the second 2026 season

just 25 more weeks

>Major and divegrass world cup

June is loaded boys

no israelis detected in stage 1 of the major
it will be potentially free of hasabara psyops

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the stage1 lads

>>2533650
Liquid 3-0

>>2533650
elige's bald head shines out like a beacon in this kek

>>2533650
thunderdownunder will rape

https://x.com/CS2News_EN/status/2061064820577747137

Kek, may0nesy in his "prime" tied with players who have been inactive for 5+ years. And SunPaypal with only 2 kwab.

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>>2533896

>>2533896
monesy can win with bot nexa
zywoo without superteam: 2 tournaments in 4 years

Hey everybody, chikaner here! Just wanted let ya'll know I'm clocking out for the day. See you tomorrow!

>>2533997
How come Richard Lewis is able to act polite on air when this dude can't

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>>2533999
Why would you want everybody to be polite? That edge is what makes him entertaining. Same with kassad. Those sometimes completely out of pocket takes are what makes their podcast worth watching. Do you really want more pimps and dupreehs turning analysis desks into snooze fests?

>>2534018
I mean you'll have to pretend to be polite if you want to keep getting those talent slots. That's what I'm talking about, I know Lewis is not the same person on his podcast vs on air. He's able to pretend lol

>>2534024
>you'll have to pretend to be polite if you want to keep getting those talent slots
And that's why most desk segments between games have become something you just mute and do something else in those 15 minutes (looking at you ESL). They are devaluing the broadcast because they are afraid that somebody making an edgy joke will have sponsors bailing or some shit.

>>2533999
Thorin has a massive ego and hates when people disagree with him. He has interesting takes but he's in love with himself.

https://x.com/mibrdadepre/status/2061258939157639628

AI going crazy

>>2534197
kek

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>thorin hate in 2026

https://youtu.be/LB0IaBwZrig

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>>2533896
KWAB

>>2533896
love seeing my nigga apex on top

>>2534226
austins too much CS take is retarded. he was saying "oh i didnt even know astana was on! and CS is my career!" how hard it is it to check HLTV once a day? we have a perfect amount of CS at the moment and its good for scene to have events that not every top 15 team attends to give the little guys a chance at some VRS and prize money

>>2534241
I didn't read it as he literally didn't know Astana was going on but I agree that his take is completely retarded. Competition between TOs is great for us the viewer who gets tons of arena tournaments for free. Also if your a fan of smaller teams you actually get to see them on the big stage for once. Also the idea of "viewership fatigue" is stupid. Nobody aside from terminally online people how made CS their career (Austincsgo) has this issue. You chose this, the rest of us just watch whatever whenever we feel like it.

What if my 3-0's lose and my 0-3's win tomorrow

>>2534310
What are your 3-0s and 0-3s anon?

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>>2534317

https://x.com/FlyQuestCS/status/2061376641431998780
TDU would never

>>2534325
5 koalas at best

>>2534318
I'd put TDU as a 0-3 instead of Sharks. Literal bedroom org with CS hobbyists somehow getting to the world championship via being in the Asia region.

Tyloo is a bold choice for making it but I respect the gamble.

>>2534337
My justification is that TDU have nothing to lose, no expectations of winning, and are pocketing a shitload of money from stickers/viewer pass with no org share. They are just vibing, a potential upset with such good mental.

And I believe in Jamyoung.

>>2534346
Sure they have no pressure but you are more or less saying that a stack of Australian(!!!) Faceit 10 players are going to beat real pro teams.

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Donkbutt
>donkbutt
Donkbutt
>donkbutt
Donkbutt
>donkbutt
Donkbutt
>donkbutt

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>>2534437

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>>2534445
imagine you get a hug from this lil dude like that.
id die

>>2534437
>>2534445
>>2534448
you niggas gotta die

>>2534475
i would gladly let donk snap my neck

>>2534445
crazy that this dude chased the bag just to get humiliated over and over again
gotta be his kink or something

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>>2534475
you are so cool bro

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>>2534476
donk wouldn't do that

>>2534520
How would donk kill someone (in real life, not in game) then?

https://www.hltv.org/news/44739/jks-its-a-bit-demotivating-but-we-have-to-have-better-results-so-that-we-can-play-these-events

>>2534547
+SPUNJ as coach, easy fix

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>>2534523
hed get this close and you would die of a heart attack

>>2534549
But how can SPUNJ continue funding Australian VRS LANs at that point? They'd have a conflict of interest?

these joke australians teams shouldn't be allowed
there shouldn't be tournaments in australia either. don't force real teams to fly for 20 hours. australians can fly to europe if they want to watch live. same with usa desu.

anybody post the s1mple recreation by 1uke yet?

Australians run the world from behind the scene, you are now coming to slowly realise it.

anyone feel like can xantares can finally do it?

>>2534572
Nah he's fucked mate

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chuds?

>>2534577
Looks like the EWC payments didn't go through for BIG Clan

>>2534577
Bigotality would never

NEW BANKS AND DEVILWALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://youtu.be/LeVgUoZRPJw

>>2534566
>these joke australians teams shouldn't be allowed
Unironically. The last Talking Counter episode were SPUNJ was waffling about how TdU was his "ideal CS team" had my blood pumping. You've got a team of 5 randoms playing in a dogshit region against dogshit teams in dogshit tournaments but for some reason they get the same VRS points as EU teams. And because of that they get to attend the Major, the world championship of CS, simply because they come from said dogshit region. A world championship is supposed to be the pinnacle of the sport with the best teams from across the globe competing but for some reason we have these rules that just get random teams an entry pass. The likes of TdU, The Huns, etc would get fucking raped by a random T3 Russian team grinding betting cups. It's insane.

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>>2534597
holy seethe

>>2534597
There's straight up like two dozen eu t2 teams that deserve it more.

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>>2534600
Nice reply. Now please formulate an argument why the 50th best team in the world should be allowed to go to the World Championship over the 23rd best team.
https://www.hltv.org/valve-ranking/teams/2026/april/6

I'd also like to share this interesting post from MischiefCS2 which visualizes play between regions. One region stands out with exceptionally high VRS incest rates.
https://xcancel.com/MischiefCS2/status/2044476226467676318#m

>>2532502
love this pic

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>>2534613
>Nice reply. Now please formulate an argument why the 50th best team in the world should be allowed to go to the World Championship over the 23rd best team.
>https://www.hltv.org/valve-ranking/teams/2026/april/6
>
>I'd also like to share this interesting post from MischiefCS2 which visualizes play between regions. One region stands out with exceptionally high VRS incest rates.
>https://xcancel.com/MischiefCS2/status/2044476226467676318#m

Why do like half the people here seem to have an issue being genuine?

>>2534622
son there is always Singapore
You'll have to beat FaZe to it though!

>>2534625
This is exactly what I mean. I am genuine when I talk about what should qualify a team to the Major, your response is to assume my team didn't make it to the Major while larping as a FaZe fan. You don't have to reply to a post if you have nothing to add besides a crying basedjak.

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>>2534689

>>2534693
today people would say this video has "AURA" instead of mocking it

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Total Australia Victory

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>>2534693

>>2534689
BALENCI BALENCI BALENCI BALENCI BALENCI

>>2534689
why do zoomers like dad shoes so much?

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donk's getting fat..

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>>2534745

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>>2534745
>>2534752
looks better a little chunky like during early 2024

>>2534728
They are comfy af.
I looooooooove running shoes.

>>2534728
Thick sole gives a height boosts (heightmogging), ones like donk's are expensive (walletmogging) and >>2534820

>>2534745
The magixx effect

In one month's time

-overpass
+cache

love all the cherrypicking cope people use to try and prove that top players they seethe about are actually bad.

BRING
BACK
VERTIGO

no one says this ^

MANY are saying this

i love watching vertigo
i dont care if it's a shit map

Why do people have such strong opinions about niko?

>>2533896
>age : 21
>total winnings : 987k
oh they're scared lol

will they ever fix jitter

>>2534984
what do you mean by this? scared of his earnings?

>>2534990
it's a common 4chan thing, people lash out in anger and fear at any player who might upset their favorite or "goat"
it's also an aging unc seethe as zoomers outperform their former heros

>>2534987
no they will also never fix the weird stickiness when you run near players

>>2533896
>m0nesy tied with Skadoodle (except without a major)
you can't make this shit up KEK

>>2534597
> the Major, the world championship of CS
EWC is bigger

are we going to be seeing increased levels of seethe towards falcons and arabs since they won europes only sport yet again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfCQ2QbzpLs

The backstabber confirms fattigan was goated and that "faze magic" is nothing more than divine intervention

>>2535033
>set title to clickbait when you publish it
>change it constantly because you're A/Bmaxxing
i'm so sick of google's shit

are we pretending we watch youtubeslop now

>>2535158
how'd robin get the permanent cumshot mark

I'm so fucking sick of seeing that shitty sign my petition thread every time I search cs on vm

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>>2532427
>TIER1
>TIER1.1
>TIER3
It's settled then.

>>2535394
What does that make teams not even present?

Why are russian twinks so OP in counterstrike

>>2535415
In reality only the first like 16 teams matter. The rest are just there to be there. You've got 32 teams on the list, who's missing outside of faze?

>>2535437
They are not. Fat French are. (skill is stored in fat)

I hope vitality, spirit and navi all bomb out and fail to win this major.

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>HEARD YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT US BIG BONED BROS

counterstrike should have all national teams in parallel with regular orgs like most sports do for the olympics/world cup

>>2535460
The discussions always derail to shit as soon as one of these teams win. Also, maybe add any Brazilian stack to this list along with Falcons. I hope it's some underdog team but the chances aren't great.

>>2535467
So WCG.

>>2535394
>>2535415
I'd be okay with g2, fut or mongolz taking it as far as stage 2, 3 teams go.

>>2533650
grim (the hairline) (on the player named grim)

it doesn't go to shit when hasbartality wins it dies because nobody actually cares about them, just one or two ironic shitposters pretending to be fans

>>2533650
gl is the only team that has the potential to reach s3.

>>2535488
I just don't want vitality to win another one. They've got enough and I don't want spirit or navi taking one because it always attract polniggers. That's for starters.

>>2535500
attracts*

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTtRd_ORuUDAHz9I3qDgr2nsRxT7HsXutsFEUgREp6vxaAEJVUmex5vjwOpFGRjz3kaKQeMuPSJX0C9/pubhtml

https://www.hltv.org/forums/threads/3149465/pro-sexual-status-tracker

>>2535511
ip grabber do not click

>>2535520
I already know y'alls ips I don't need a grabber.

>darkmode

>>2535017
And there we have him. The next disingenuous faggot.

>>2535531
It's objectively bigger, it has the largest prize pool of any event this year

>>2535537
>2mil
>largest

>>2535542
do you think there's another tournament with a prize pool larger than that?

EWC is the #1 event this year at 2M
Astana is #2 at 1.6M

>>2535537
>prizepool
Nigga please. We both know that that astroturfed Saudi event is not held in the same regard by anybody in or following the competitive CS scene.

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>>2535544
Yes. Dotards 2 will outdo it but if you don't want to count that beyond the established prize pool then the League's Worlds will definitely have a >$2mil prize pool.
Also picrelated.

>prestige in eSports
half the players and some of the teams have retarded cringe names only a 12 year old thinks sounds good

Plus there's no fucking prestige in a game that's not even 3 years old
You lost the prestige argument the second you moved off 1.6
The only eSport who can claim prestige is basically brood war

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>>2535547
>Astana is #2 at 1.6M
Retard.

>>2535572
It has prestige, in the scene. It doesn't matter what people outside of the group think about a team called GamerLegion competing for a trophy in a game of shoot-the-terrorists.

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>>2535574
?

>poverty tier prize pool
>prestige
?

>>2535596
>club shares
Yeah, doesn't count.

>>2535022
>are we going to be seeing increased levels of seethe towards falcons and arabs since they won europes only sport yet again?
called it

>>2535022
>europes only sport
What's that? Fucking niggerfooty?

>>2535601
I'll be straight with you. Club shares is just teams delegating the issue of negotiating prize money share between team and player to the TO. Even before that the "club share" was a thing it just wasn't visible on hltv.

>noo that money doesn't count
new cope just dropped

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i won my intermediate playoff game in the lowerbracket i am 3-1 and we are 3 games from main
kinda raped the enemy team too, next match is a rematch from groups

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoUjSUWv_XU
RL is reviewing the Falcons failure. Get in here asap!

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>>2535712

>>2535717
>kissing your homie who's always there to hold angles and cover your six while you're defusing
This is normal, not gay.

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vitality don't make the final

>>2535700
>kisses women = straight
kek never heard of beards or bisexuality

still don't understand why niko makes people angry
just a based serb bro who has made nearly 2 mil from tourney winnings

>>2535753
read the notes

>>2535758
People project their insecurities on other more successful people. They're just deeply unhappy with their own lives.

>>2535758
idk but it's hilarious, the dude is a gigachoker and always provides us with some comedy

>>2535771
>1.8M prize total
>choker
?
there's only 10 players who have made more than him and many of them are much older

NiKo > s1mple

I want to go back to 2013 but with a descent competition instead of it being the plumber era.

>>2535775
are you conflating money with titles?

>>2535784
decent*

>>2535785
money beats titles
there's no prestige in a 2.5 year old game lol

87-0 still greatest cs achievement of all time

>>2535780
shroud > all

>>2535788
>money beats titles
delicious cope

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vHT7lIaPAw
Pretty cool. Man if FaZe was here it would've been so fucking sick.....

>>2535839
Faze were in the video though!

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esports fans are such nouveau riche dogs trying to larp about prestige lmao
there's a handful of real sports with prestige
even the top esport is still sub handball tier

>>2535880
>nouveau riche
english website, paco

>>2535880
Most esports fans are zoomoids, give them a break. The old crowd moved the fuck on a long time ago.

no one is watching your """sports""" for rich assblasted faggots

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>richard lewis is saying niko is the problem in falcons
where you at crying anime pixie poster?

>trying to talk about prestige
>get mad about actual prestige
top jej

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>13 hours before "le synagogue of counter strike" C0l0gne M0j0r
>0 and I mean literally zero (0) hype
grim!

>>2536089
the major starts at the stage 3

>>2536132
it's chick-fil-a
just ignore mate

>>2535728
not like this nikoantis...

>>2535458
We need some rio 2022 esque kino where all the favorites bombed on stage 3 to make this major interesting.

>>2536625
you mean Paris, more favorites bombed out in Paris than Rio i believe. though Rio had it's fair share of failures too (i remember Faze going 0-3)

>>2535511

https://www.instagram.com/anjasuder/

How does an ugly hippo like karrigan pull a baddie like that?

>>2535511
I'm pretty sure frozen has a gf. She was with twistzz's hag on the starladder stages and plays with her on faceit. So my GOAT confirmed STRAIGHT.

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>>2536705

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MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR

>>2536705
he's a multimillionare

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chuds EXPLAIN
how did we not know about this?????? this would explain why all the Israeli players are the best wouldnt it. very very sussy baka

>>2536810
erm is it over chuddies?

>>2536810
aieeeeee chudbros we've been hasbara'd since the start

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>>2536810

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OH NO NO NO WOOBROS

>>2536884
>monesy and niko above navi
NOOOO NOT LIKE THIS

>>2536901
Hasbaratality bros... Not like this...

QUICK, SOMEONE SEND THE GOLDEN HORNETS A MILLION DOLLARS SO THAT THEY BOOST ZYWOO STICKERS!!

>>2536810
https://counterstrike.fandom.com/wiki/Daank
daank go make maps

what in the cringe has this thread become, sweet jesus

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>666 rpm

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this bitch is chopped af ong

>>2536938
russians destroy everything

sure is russians, not the blogposters, not the kwab!!!tard, not the danedog posting about his fat drugs, not the fag who fight for the op and never add "esport discussion", and surely not the americans talking about cod, rl, and other shit nobody cares

8 more hours bros

being angry about danes is such a strange thing

>>2537132
8 more hours until T3 CS

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are september tournaments not announced or is this everything?
the starseries was like a t3 event last year and fissure like t1.5

>first two matches are china vs america and anglos(aussies) vs slavs
peak /int/fights

I hate Australians so fucking much

Rollbit sponsored thread

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big fan of aussies me

>>2537641
Glad to have you back chink

Everyone keeps calling each other niggers but have you ever encountered a real black cs player

>>2537678
refrezh

I had a dream this night: that a antiwoo would arise some time in the future, and he would be chinese. Don't know when, but not very soon no, but 5 years top.

>>2537765
The anti-woo would be algerian or vietnamese or english

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>INITIALIZING PROTOCOLS

>OPENING STRAT FILES

>OPERATION COLOGNE: ACTIVE

>SUBJECT D0-NK: AWAKENED SUCCESSFULLY

>DEPLOYING FOR: COLOGNE, GERMANY

>MISSION OBJECTIVE: ELIMINATE TEAM VITALITY BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY

>PROJECTED MISSION SUCCESS RATE: 100%

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Major edition

>Links
https://counter-strike.net/
https://hltv.org/
https://liquipedia.net/cs

>Tournaments
IEM Cologne Major

>Previously
>>2518793

Reminder: Ignore all low effort bait posts and report all off-topic posts.

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>>2537915

>>2537952
Get Ratz out of there as well

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>>2538104

>>2532452
>no Blamenatic
>no nip
>no faze
this major lacks serious aura, its a good thing we have CHUNDERDOWNUNDER taking a valuable spot at the bottom

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i cant with this dude, hes such a qt

can't wait for this thread to devolve into third worlders schizo chimping each other (even more than usual)

WE ARE NIGGER BROKY

>>2537952
lmfao so subtle but so well done

good job sir

>>2538109
Why does this pic unironically go so hard?

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1 more hour until we see tdu HUMBLED

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wtf is this? falcons academy bringing back 6 man rosters?
>>2538161
*2 hours
tdu haters gonna get humbled

>>2538162
nato is the coah

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>>2538161
No wait its FlyHome

Now that the dust has settled, why NA scene is such a disaster? Even asia who barely cares about cs, was able to spawn the mongolz.

>>2538170
>dog
BC.game
>seagull
BIG
>meatloaf
VRS points

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>>2538180
What about this one?

>>2538175
better than australia

>>2538185
>sea cow
Major
>iceberg
HLC Belgrade
>pigeon
Faze

If Flyquest or Tdu win a match today, I'll sing the Australian national anthem while cutting my balls off

Wake the fuck up fatties

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ynmamX5lYU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7oISE-2jbw

WE. ARE. LIVE.
>>2538223
Here's the anthem btw:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

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>>2532441

>30 minutes to start

Rape ESL

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What is this traitor doing?

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Three weeks of good ass CS

We, yes we, us, nous, are all rooting for the Aussies.

>>2538233
ash is doing the pick'ems, spunj even cried about it

>>2538233
Those are Ash's picks, turn on your speakers.

>>2538233
>>2538237
>>2538239
lel Freya just asked Spunj if he's okay to be screenshotted like this and he said hell yeah send it to the PM as well haha

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>>2536733

Is we watching M80 vs LVG or FQ vs Sinners?
>>2538249
TDU are the boys doebeit

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im so fucking exited for this major you guys.

Are there multiple matches at the same time?

>>2538254
You do have 2 monitors and 4 ears, right anon?

FlyQuest are fucked, they barely play they barely practice.

Half their roster is living in europe and half in Australia.

>>2538259
What about TDU?

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Do you think ESL learned from last year?

>>2538262
All they've played are shitty AU teams but they have the good vibes buff

>>2538254
Why are they doing this... Makes no sense to me

>>2538264
100% that shit mega illegal in greater turkey.
>>2538265
good vibes + sexter and alistair trust the process

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>>2536942
>American game mostly, You have to expect this.

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>>2538261
donk giving niko flowers before fucking him again, like in rio, astana and budapest
niko been washed, he has not fucked anyone in ages.

karrigan is punishing him was we speak right now

behead all d0nkists shitting up the thread with their gigafaggot fantasies

>>2538271
>100% that shit mega illegal in greater turkey
Just yelling nigger is borderline but playing the HH song from Ye will get you in trouble for promoting Nazism or some shit.

>>2538283
yelling nigger will get you kicked from the stadium but the hh song will get you arrested

and I'm sure this time they're serious after what happened last time

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>>2538279
>donk bots
>zywoo bots
>faze fags
>australians
>slavs
>literal homos
WHO ELSE ? add other niggers you don't like in this thread to the list

what percentage is demo analysis in winning a major?

>>2538285
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic but there's nothing fun about shitting up a CS thread with nonstop homoposting.

I hope flyquest dies