>boring, unviable dogshit
good thing we didn't get that

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>>59007138
oops, meant to post this

PT is incredible as is though. Probably the best representation of a game's mechanics put in Smash.
>>59007144
Greninja is both really cool and perfectly viable in serious play.
t. 1600 hours in ult

>>59007125
>ivysaur

>>59007144
is cool, viable, very technical and highly clippable, gave us a much needed new ninja character instead of just being three heavies
ayup that there's a good character, just a shame sheik was that dummy strong at the start of 4

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>>59007170
But that's what we got. It's Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard in the actual game.

>>59007150
in an ideal world the pokemon trainer and the pokeball item would be the extent of pokemon's presence in smash

>>59007185
not even Pikachu?

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ivysaur leak from SSB ultimate deluxe

>>59007185
>smash fans when a nintendo game has popular nintendo characters in it

>>59007125
Why Blastoise instead of Squirtle?

>>59007675
because this is a """stealth""" ivytranny thread

>>59007179
You miss my point
>says Charizard
>shows Charizard
>says Blastoise
>shows Blastoise
>says Ivysaur
>shows Venusaur
If your logic was true, why doesn’t it say Squirtle?

>>59007718
>says Ivysaur
>shows Venusaur
How can you even tell?

>>59007150
Even better in recent years

>>59007125
pokemon trainer having three KANTOOOO pokemon was a stupid decision in the first place

>>59007185
Pikachu, Mewtwo, Lucario, Pokemon Trainer, and whatever the current shill mon is would be the best playable characters in Smash, everything else could just be a pokeball mon

I do think there is room to make more gimmicky player characters, like PLA's protagonist could be made a much more unique character compared to PT, since you can take into account you can get involved with battling and using Pokemon as more of an assist, if they wanted to go the route, they could have the Pokopia Ditto who can use a mix of different moves from different Pokemon, I've thought about a Pokemon Ranger as well, but I can't realistically see their gameplay translating into Smash besides as an assist trophy

Pokemon is one of Nintendo's biggest series, alongside Mario and Zelda, so if you don't think it deserves a good amount of playable characters, you're retarded, but Jigglypuff, Pichu, and any flavor of the month solo starter didn't need to be there, I do agree

>>59008279
nigga

>>59007185
>>59007226
In an ideal world this would still be a game about Nintendo characters only.

>>59007185
No, pikachu must always be in as well as mewtwo and jigglypuff due to the weight of their generation. Outside of that 1 playable mon from each gen and 1 stage set in each region with plenty of poke cameos that way you can have less pokemon in the pokeballs.

Stage ideas:
>national park in johto
>hoenn skies- rayquaza does battle with deoxys in background as mega latios flies you around iconic places like space port, volcano, frontier, skypillar.plenty of flying pokemon hazards
>spear pillar gen4 or regigigas temple
>black city as ghetsis is attacking w/ kyurem in background
> the paris level from gen 6 or w.e kalos is gay af

Beyond that i have no idea as gen 7 and on are gay and not very kino. Coukd pribably do like the safari area from sun and moon and have you trip balls through an ultra beast wormhole with ultra beast cameos.


But alas sakurai is a huge faggot and we will get same shit levels from last 30 years. Fuck you, you'll buy it anyway.

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>>59007125
the current pokemon roster in smash is abysmal, kino roster would have been something like:

pikachu
machamp or meowth
mewtwo
pokemon trainer red
gardevoir or hoenn trainer (mudkip/grovyle/blaziken)
lucario
greninja
mimikyu or alola trainer (popplio/torracat/decidueye)

fuck pichu, jiggly and incineshit

>>59007144
This things head bothers me, it's just made of cone shapes and triangles stacked together like some kind of lego model. Am I missing what the fisher price looking horns are supposed to represent?

>>59008949
>due to the weight of their generation
Based, that's what matters the most easily

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What could've been

Pokopia ditto is 100% going to be in the next Smash game.

>>59008279
Retardo

>>59008961
Mine would be
>pikachu
>pt
>gardevoir
>lucario
>greninja
>lycanroc (day)

>>59008961
I'll make one here:

Pikachu
Machamp
Mewtwo
Rhyperior
Greninja
Mimikyu
Pokémon Trainer (Johto, Hoenn or Unova)

>>59008961
Mine:
>Pikachu
>Tyranitar
>Sceptile
>Lopunny
>Zoroark
>Greninja
>Tsareena
>Cinderace
>Tinkaton
>Gecqua final evo

>>59008961
If every gen had reps:
>PIkachu
>Mewtwo
>Pichu
>Suicune
>Blaziken
>Deoxys
>Lucario
>Shaymin
>Zoroark
>Genesect
>Delphox
>Diancie
>Incineroar
>Zeraora
>Scorbunny
>Zarude
>Iron Valliant
>Ogrepon

>>59008961
No, its perfect. Its just Incineroar is a little unnescesary

>>59009663
Would be nice, but at least replace one of the existing 'mons

>>59007125
what's that supposed to be

>>59010461
I guess cluttering the roster that way really would represent pokemon the most
bloated and getting even more unwanted the further you go down the list

>>59012088
Butthurt that Pokemon reps aren't the same thing over and over despite having issues with FE being that.

>>59008961
Here's my take
>Pikachu
>Mewtwo
>Pokemon Trainer
>Lugia (with Shadow Lugia as an alt)
>Gardevoir
>Lucario
>Zoroark
>Greninja
>Decidueye
>Toxtricity
>Meowscarada

Bonus

>Custom Trainer
Players are able to make their own pokemon trainer teams by selecting 2-3 playable pokemon. However the selected pokemon lose their Down Special move and the team will also take increased damage from attacks.

>>59008949
Now that's based

>>59009663
can't stand the way that one looks but it's still better than the cereal mascot

>>59010736
Not just a little

>>59008961
>pokemon trainer red
he's already in you retard.

>>59015923
you want him in you?

>>59007188
>>59008819
pokemon trainer is the best rep because it reflects mainline pokemon's gameplay and how it's different from the franchises in smash. you don't play as the pokemon in pokemon, you play as a trainer with a team of pokemon. so the character you represent that with is a trainer with a team of pokemon.
but individual pokemon as characters has been a thing since the very first smash game, so there's not much that can be done about that. and besides, i don't even play smash.

>>59008961
>Charizard (Mega Evolution choose between X or Y)
>Umbreon/Espeon (Switch Mechanic)
>Sceptile (Mega Evolution)
>Zoroark
>Greninja (Mega Evolution)
>Decidueye
>Cinderace (Libero Mechanic)
>Tinkaton or Armarouge/Ceruledge (Switch Mechanic)

>>59016727
forgot of course Lucario (Mega Evolution choose between regular or Z) guess that speaks how much I think he'll never get cut like Pikachu lol

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I see my superiority has led to some controversy. For real though, Incineroar's one of the most fun grappler chars out there and it's because Sakurai has an almost fanatical level of love for Pro Wrestling.

>>59016688
A bloated roster is just really annoying. Same reason Pokemon didn't need to add a hundred 'mons with each generation

>>59007150
Oh come on, even the VERY BEST Grenigga players always drop their comboed I swear I've watched his best players since Wii U. Still the same shit in ult he's literally a discount Sheik. Not that I want it to be this but that's just how it is

>>59009994
>lycanroc (day)
that's kinda random

>>59010736
far from perfect, jiggs, pichu and incin are shit stains

>>59010736
>unncescesary
inineroar is one of the most fun chars to play which is the most important quality which makes him 95% better then any other suggestion

>>59019098
I feel like this is exactly why Smash character theorizing became so bad. It became less "I want this character because they can offer something fun to play with/against" and more "I want this character because I want them to be more relevant." It sees the game more as marketing than something to play with.

>>59007125
how's that supposed to work?

>>59009663
Guess it's better than what we have now

>>59010010
>>59010421
>>59010461
goddamn it's getting more and more bloated

>>59008862
VGH what could've been

>>59019477
yeah smash content creators seem to forget that the moveset is the most important part of an addition and why their added in the first place, incineraor is super unique doesnt play like anyone else

>>59023233
Content creators only care about getting views, thus they'll side with whatever is currently popular. Which is why they'll constantly try to "predict" the next Smash with same list of people's most wanted characters. Same with most pokemon content creators, no one will say that Pombon will evolve into a human shaped fighter if they want to pay their bills.

>>59017025
travis touchdown would have been a better grappler

>>59023633
and less hated

>>59023633
and more based

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>>59023633
Or Pushmo

>>59019477
>>59023233
I'm not saying this as an argument against Incineroar or anything, but I don't think "unique" is necessarily a good thing to base a character on. Plant is "unique", Min-Min's "unique", Olimar is "unique" - but none of them are all that fun to play as or against and often times the most fun characters are the ones with the simplest down-to-earth kits.

>>59020028
Terribly.

>>59018631
I'm speaking more in the context of when Ult was new.
>Rockruff line had a decent marketing push in gen 7
>would stand out more for being quadrupedal compared to most of the bipedal roster
>wouldn't be yet another starter

>>59018631
anon I implore you to read through the lycanroc smashboards forum it is one of the funniest most deluded fucking things ever
dayfags are absolute creatures

>>59024517
Happily

>>59024468
funny how this also applies to pokemon
almost like it's a universal truth

>>59019477
Does it actually make them more popular? Looks more like they're already popular and that's why they made it in

>>59026764
Back in the day when the roster was smaller it helped more obscure franchises become more recognizable. But with our current bloated roster some characters would be lucky to be even remembered outside of Smash.

Blastoise is playable if you know what you are doing .

>>59026820
How would you know what you're doing without playing it?

>>59026816
still not as bad as having almost a thousand unwanted 'mons at least

>>59024468
You're arguing in favor of Incineroar then. At his core, he's more of a showman grappler than a Pokemon rep [hell he doesn't even use fire moves outside of effects] a la King from Tekken but it's the execution where he shines. Motherfucker even has the warning tells in his animations before dropping someone, that's committing to the bit.

>>59026764
Earthbound, Starfox, F-Zero, Fire Emblem and so many others are only recognized because they were in Smash.

>>59025948
Pokemon's far more bloated than Smash

>>59028775
and far more fucked up

>>59007125
>Blastoise
the fuck

>>59028017
Looks more like FE was kept alive by coomers more than Smash

If only...

>>59008860
What, they look exactly the same

Not only

>>59024465
yeah!

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>>59007125
>all these slow fats just because KANTOOOOOOOO
somebody get this absolute unc out of here and back to the retirement home.

anyway it should have been the Hoenn starters
>sceptile is light and quick, can combo all day but does little knockback
>blaziken is medium weight, can jump high and has powerful kicks
>swampert is slow but he's heavy and hits hard all-around

>>59019052
Based

>smash has too many pokemon
actually I think it should have more

>>59023233
>>59023376
huh, so all that shit is from youtube or worse

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>>59033725
Some of it. Delzethin's probably the most known example since he was the biggest stan for Dusk Lycanroc's inclusion. And he proceeded to crash the fuck out when Incineroar's trailer and Sakurai's interview on why he chose the tiger dropped.

>>59024465
nice

>>59008862
They're sad about not buying out some of those before

>>59007125
Just do trainers of different regions.
Having the pokemon tied to the central swapping mechanic lets you have more bizarre and otherwise strange smash characters, because they act as a collective.

>>59034827
Might even work as alternate skins

>>59034827
No faggot we have enough pokemon already, we are not adding 3 irelevant faggots from regions no one cares

>>59007125
>Twirls my hair
>Sighs dreamily
>Kicks my feet
What if things were fucking boring instead...?

>>59035572
Based as fuck

>>59008819
The only reason why Jigglypuff and Pichu and the multiple variations of Link are still there is just because they were in the older games and there's no issues porting them to the latest one.

>>59033050
i mean you can make argument that it should since pokemon is the largest grossing franchise

>>59033050
Pokemon should just make their own Smash clone by recycling the models that are already in the game.

>>59036338
I suppose the spinoffs are always better than the new mainline slop anyway

>>59036338
I guess it's different enough from other fighting games now

>>59036338
and it'll end up being a slideshow

>>59036217
>largest grossing franchise
read that as the largest grooming franchise

>>59039345
ehhh, same thing

>>59039345
>>59039364
That would make it the largest gross franchise

In a world where sakurai isnt a faggot.
And heavyweighrs dominate the roster

>>59040348
vgh what could've been

>>59007138
bro is allergic to fun

>>59007226
>opular nintendo characters in it
ah yes who could forget the iconic well loved by the general audience 50,000,000 fire emblem characters in smash

Hope I can see dragonite playable in next smash game

>>59042232
huh, actually might not mind that

>>59041168
they're loved by coomers at least

>>59036204
It's honestly insane Jigglypuff got in over Mewtwo or Meowth back in Smash 64

Jigglypuff's relevance completely died once we hit Gen 3, since outside of a cameo, it just didn't appear anymore following the Johto era of the anime

>>59043687
the anime made Jigglypuff massivly popular at the time and since it was a clone of kirby it was easy to add in so im not suprised

>>59011385
(Pokopia) Ditto could replace any or even all of the existing Mons (except Pikachu) by having them as transformation forms. It'd certainly stop the roster-bloat by reducing the Starters they don't want/need to push anymore into abilities.

>>59044143
the transforming actually sounds like an interesting idea
which is why they won't add it of course

>>59044143
itd be cool if there was a low chance the starter was a ditto actually

>>59043986
Actually didn't expect them to add it because of Kirby

>>59044526
Nintendo might actually be a bit more reasonable than gayfreak but that's not exactly a high bar

>>59043986
What, more popular than Mewtwo?

>>59041106
having three different stages of evolution each with vastly different playstyles and game plans in one package is fun though

>>59046259
this, why ditch one of them

>>59044143
vgh what could be

>>59046259
one of the most fun to use really

>>59044143
>It'd certainly stop the roster-bloat
won't fix the other franchises but i guess it'd set an example

>>59048340
More like they should be made examples of

>>59046259
we have squirtle and greninja in the same game. 2 water types. theres no reason we couldnt have blastoise to which would play vastly different from the quick and small turtle.

ivysaur is the only one that would be a stretch and i could still see it working.

>>59007125
Now, are they on the same character?

>>59043597
They don't even use the coomable FE characters

>>59044143
That one might be a bit too much like Red

>>59051023
but it actually transforms

>>59044143
That'd be a really nice animation too

>>59035572
if only

>>59035572
Especially since they'd just be clones of Red

>>59051439
but they're mixed

>>59054366
but they're even

>>59052267
especially when made by a different company

>>59042232
As long as it replaces Incineroar

>>59044143
Kind of really want this now

>>59024465
Lets fucking go!

>>59024465
even better

>>59038491
only if made by gayfreak instead of given to another studio

I hope that in the next game they add a popular pokemon from older gens instead of a gen 10 shillmon that will be forgotten in a week.

>Sakurai adds Machamp to replace and take over Incineroar's role as a wrestler.

>>59058112
>>59058434
See, that's based

>>59058434
actually kinda want this now

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>>59058434
Keep seething uncs, the king of vgc is not going anywhere

>>59007185
WRONG
We need PMD2 Grovyle in Smash already with bag mechanics as the gimmick

>>59058434
Might be interesting too with 4 arms

>>59058112
I can't even remember how fast it is

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>>59009505
Still inferior to what everyone truly wanted.

>Verification is not required.

>>59060786
Can still be faster when attacking with 4 arms

>>59007125
Ivysaur is the useless middle evolution anon, not the final evolution

>>59060884
almost i guess

>>59008961
>hoenn trainer (mudkip/grovyle/blaziken)
Should be Torchick, Grovyle, Swampert.

as long as it's just a variant

>>59058434
One of the few where CC actually makes sense

>>59007125
more than most

>>59060884
Would've been funny in mainline too

>>59060884
better than what we got

>>59065918
TBF anything's better than any new design

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>>59008961
Smash Bros not having Pokémon as obvious as Meowth or Machamp is just as weird as Super Smash Bros not having Toad

>>59009663
Hopefully because of its ratings heh heh

>>59066588
fingers crossed for all of them one way or another

>>59067358
uh oh

>>59007125
too slow

>>59066588
What would they be like? Sounds like it could be annoying

>>59048801
more like they should be made an offer they can't refuse

>>59071361
They should really use Italian accents more often

>>59072248
And need to have Mario in a suit

>>59072986
and eating spaghetti and meatballs

>>59007125
Why change it?

>>59024465
better than what we have now

>>59044143
Yes please

>>59007125
but why?

>>59074659
>>59078349
Why not

>>59024465
How cool would this be

>>59078796
*Wynaut

>>59078802
better than the cereal mascot really, should replace it with that one

>>59070398
imagine meowth alongside james and jessie, named "Rocket Trio"

>>59079594
That's be one based fuck you to all the shills

>>59079594
just one, and that's how things should be

>>59078802
Few things are more based

>>59019477
more like "want it in just for the hell of it" and probably won't even play it

>>59082757
I wouldn't use it either

>>59083397
but i'd still end up playing against them and get pissed off from seeing even one of those

>>59080029
>plural

>>59078802
it's fair, it's square

>>59058112
Based pattern recognizer

>>59079594
vgh what could've been

>>59084230
This, it's retarded to think you can just ignore them

>>59087654
it's a good life lesson for most things

>>59088375
Don't ignore the things you don't like, toss 'em off a cliff

>>59089361
Now that's a good lesson to pick up from Smash

>>59089361
knock them off, you also need striking techniques

Imagine imagine imagine

>>59091455
'magine

>>59091045
Best to learn at least one grappling art and one striking art

>>59092402
and one useless but fun art

>>59093217
If it's an art form it's fucked up

>>59092402
and something for ranged attacks like fireballs

>>59094252
Less fucked up I suppose

>>59094252
and more useful than being up close

>>59094252
or the art of jumping really high

>>59096932
As long as the SFX are good

>>59007125
Could've been too slow?

>>59092402
some of the stances for punching are fun enough

>>59099640
I dunno if they're real or just a parody

>>59099640
It's ok for jabbing, sorta

>>59101492
awkwardly, without any power to it
looks more for defense, but even then it's awkward

>>59102432
Looks funny more than anything else

>>59099640
It was fine when Muhammad Ali did it

>>59007125
is that gonna help?

>>59104064
because he wasn't leaning back awkwardly

>>59105595
And moves around more

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>>59009177
rude

>>59106174
froog

>>59104064
It's just the squinting and waving your fists around that matters

>>59107786
and brushing your sweat or snot away

>>59108519
More like tossing it to the side

>>59107786
extra points for style

>>59007150
Dunno if the best considerin we have cunts like Inkling or Steve. But he is the best Pokemon rep overall

>>59008949
Jiggly is more of a legacy character, like Capt Falcon or the Starfox crew (the Kid Icarus gang has Sakurai privilege). Let's not act like they market the ball in current day
Honestly they don't even shill Scream Tail that much either

>>59008949
One per generation is insane but I guess making a dream roster is all in good fun

>>59110945
as long as it never actually happens

>>59110194
But Scream Tail was how it was getting shilled

>>59112053
and just ended up getting insulted that way, seems to happen an awful lot

>>59112853
The intentions were pure but the incompetence wasn't

>>59112053
or just even more of a mistake

>>59114613
They've never stopped making those and doesn't look like they ever will

>>59115605
unless everyone involved in making mainline slop gets executed

>>59116566
Or sacrificed in the darkest of rituals

>>59117574
the dark ones only accept the innocent, and those guys are the guiltiest of us all

>>59117574
By carving their hearts out of their chests

>>59007125
congratulations in advance

>>59117574
or just an efficient one

>>59007125
congratulations on getting to the top row
long may you reign there far above the tears of the shartoid

>>59008961
Pikachu, Mewtwo and the Trainer are pretty much perma reps, Jigglypuff can be cut and we only lose hbox
Also Incineroar is THE Starter that remains permagood since his release, if any of those underperforming fuckers deserves a slot, is the actual good one

>>59117574
Usually involves burning parts of them

>>59122963
they actually cut the innards out and burned them because the meaty parts were food for the priests

>>59123553
Because the parasitic caste never produced anything and had to peddle some mystical claptrap to stave off starvation

>>59117574
don't really need the rest of the ritual as long as they're tied down and screaming when they're about to get stabbed

>>59125576
It's better when their mouths are taped up, stabbing's messy

>>59126159
it was probably just to give 'em some last words, but I doubt there really are that many places where no one will hear 'em

>>59126968
It's just a lot harder now thanks to all the cameras everywhere

>>59127647
CCTVs were a mistake

>>59128595
you were already supposed to be careful before, just means you need to pick the right spot now

>>59007138
Fpbp

>>59008819
>>59036204
Fuck you, Jigglypuff is awesome

>>59110074
It's more important to have that Time Stop skill that makes people stand still while you go through your motions

>>59130178
that's the best way to suck

>>59130178
it's too much of a dangerous forbidden technique, same reason they don't spar in aikido

>>59132703
If an art cannot pass such a simple test, then what good is it?

>>59133550
problem is when the same principles used in ju-jitsu can be used in the same way but better

>>59134303
Or when its practitioners still look a certain way

>>59009505
Just looks plan ugly, like Swampert’s mega.

>>59009505
>>59060884
too cool, would have overshadowed MEGANIUM
>>59065918
being gangraped by Game Freak would have been better than what we got

>>59134303
As long as it's not the shitty branch

>>59136228
shitty because of where it came from

>>59137264
Apparently that shithole also tried several cover-ups on this board

>>59137918
The others pretend to speak English, but there's no difference at all when that one doesn't even try

>>59137264
that's pretty much what determines everything

>>59139718
Ancestry is everything after all

>>59140460
More like DNA is destiny

>>59141335
Tolkien's theme was actually about ancestry rather than destiny, more about being descended from a higher being

>>59008961
You want Pokemon to have 12 or 14 characters?

>>59142400
some of them aren't even that different, so kinda makes you wonder if the shill even plays anything

>>59143589
Except not really, because the answer is always no. Imagine what kind of slideshow the game would be like on a toaster that got scavenged from the dumpster

>>59142306
No amount of dirty catholic tears can stop DNA from being destiny, since it's the entire reason why the dirty wetbacks and Irish are the way they are now

>>59146587
they're based enough for spreading aids by telling africans not to use condoms

>>59148325
Because they want more oogaboogas to be born. And since the spearchuckers can't feed all those mouths, they'll just keep demanding support from REAL countries.

>>59149751
the entire movement is all about propping up leeches because those are what pad their numbers

>>59007138
fbpb

The way that Charizard, Ivysaur, and Squirtle were implemented is by far the best case scenario for their inclusion in Smash. Not only does each one represent a different archetype of fighter (heavy brawler, midweight zoner / disjoint, lightweight rushdown), PT is by far the best designed gimmick (tag) character in any Smash game. Who the fuck would want THREE dog shit heavies on one character or, worse, as their own characters?

Smash fans are fucking retarded though, so I get it.

>>59150842
this, it's bad enough that they keep wanting more characters that will just be worse versions of what they had before

>>59150766
Those degenerates actually agree with gommunism more than anything else, and only take issue with the materialist parts

ultra bump

>>59153912
there's a reason the nations that rejected them are further to the north than the ones that stuck with them

>>59156451
Makes it very suspicious then where every "tradcath" larper must come from

>>59110190
Inkling hasnt been a good character for 7 years.

>>59158307
sounds like the games haven't been good for 7 years then

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Is this too much to ask out of life?

>>59159621
It's good in other games, just doesn't look good in Smash

>>59159621
and what's a character like that gonna play like?

>all these anons who want like 10+ pokemon in a fighting game

So why didn't you play Pokken then?

>>59142306
should've been killed by the krauts then

>>59163358
Wouldn't really be a bad thing if they'd won WWI

>>59164435
doesn't matter if they win or lose as long as that queef dies

>>59164435
wouldn't have been bad either if they won ww2

>>59164435
Because it wasn't a war of ideals back then. The worst that could've happened in WWI is having to pay reparations (real reparations, not groid ones) and maybe the frogs going fascist later or having commies of their own

>>59007125
welcome to the very top now
long may you reign there far above the tears of the shartoid
and it's even funnier since SAARty's tears are what put this thread on top in the first place

>>59162138
Not like a degenerate like that will ever play the game anyway

>>59007138
Almost nothing is unviable in ultimate and your underage is showing. Even bottom 5. This board is pants-on-head retarded to the point I think half of you genuinely are underaged.

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>>59171042
I'm no degenerate there just aren't a lot of cool looking options for the guy trainer

>>59007125
so a lot of characters can be snipped from the roster then and gotta make sure there won't be any chance of the shitty unwanted flavor of the month 'mons getting in

>>59007125
whether you can win or not is separate from whether it's fun to play or not

>>59007138
Almost nothing is funny too